The wandering of the heavens starts from the fake silly pillar

Chapter 11 Let You Eat Up
At this time, the third uncle suddenly ran to the backyard and shouted: "The couple in front of his first uncle are fighting again."

Yi Zhonghai hurried out and said, "What's going on."

The third uncle: "Originally, the couple was fighting, so I'll just come and talk about it, and don't bother you and the second uncle.

But his couple hit Xu Damao, saying that Xu Damao molested his wife, and the couple beat Xu Damao up!
Xu Damao's parents are also there, and it's a mess right now. "

Uncle: "Talk while walking."

The old man: "Silly Zhu! There is going to be a meeting later, you carry the old lady on your back too!" The old man walked a few steps and turned around and shouted
He Yuzhu walked to the front yard with the old lady on his back
When I arrived at the door of my house, I went in and took a look.

Carrying the old lady on her back, she came to the door of Qin Huairu's house and asked, "Auntie, I put the bun on the ground, if it's gone, no one will take it from your house!"

When Jiazhang saw the deaf old lady on Shazhu's back, she didn't like to play tricks. If Shazhu came by herself, she would really mess around.

Jia Zhang: "There is no family where both children are obedient and sensible, and they will not randomly go to other people's houses to get food."

Just came to the front yard.

Xu Damao's mother was just saying: "If you hit my son, it's fine. It's impossible to pay at least 5 yuan."

Neighbor: "He doesn't flirt with my wife, can we beat him?"

For a while, the meeting scene in the front yard was a little awkward.

Now the two sides insist on their own words, saying that the public is right, and the woman is right.

The second uncle: "Xu Damao pays him two yuan, let's forget about it. Otherwise, you will be fined to clean the toilet for a month."

The three uncles unanimously decided that unhealthy trends and evil spirits cannot grow in the compound, nor can they be flamboyant.

He Yuzhu suddenly seemed to remember something, and said loudly: "Master, everyone is here, and the bun I brought for the drug mouse disappeared. If it was normal, even if someone stole it, it would be just a bun, but this time ..."

He Yuzhu: "I asked Aunt Jia, and she said that no one from her family had visited my house."

He Yuzhu: "I suddenly forgot about the uncle during the meeting just now. I was thinking that everyone is our neighbor. It's okay for anyone to take it. Just don't eat it. Please let me know."

The third master felt that he had to show off his knowledge now, and said, "It's not a problem for this rat poison to kill a person, but it depends on the dose of the medicine. Symptoms may not appear until half an hour later."

Uncle: "That's the reason!"

The old man took the conversation and said seriously: "We are all in the same yard. It is wrong to secretly go to other houses to get things. If you are really poisoned to death, it will be useless to sue anywhere! So if it is a neighbor in our yard who steals Yes, if you haven't eaten, we won't force you to speak out. But if you have eaten, tell us quickly, so we can rush to the hospital!" The uncle shouted loudly.

Then the three of them went to notify those who didn't come to the meeting.

As soon as the uncle came to Jia's house and finished speaking, he saw Jia Zhang fell to the ground with a plop!
Qin Huairu has felt that something is wrong since hearing about rat poison.

When she heard that the rat poison had been smeared on the steamed stuffed bun, she was completely dumbfounded.

Jia Zhang: "Is there something wrong with the child? Does the stomach hurt?" Jia Zhang hurriedly hugged the stick into his arms and asked in a panic.

She didn't know that the child ate the buns all by himself until he ate the buns secretly, and he didn't take a small bite at all!
At that time she was still boasting about sticks
What kind of buns does a loser eat, but now she only hopes that Xiao Dang ate buns by himself!

After all, the stick is in her old Jia's family, and the only boy is going to carry on the family in the future!
Stick: "Grandma, I'm fine." Stick is at this age.I didn't understand what the old man said.

Mrs. Jia Zhang: "There must be nothing wrong! There must be nothing wrong!" Mrs. Jia Zhang muttered to herself holding a stick
Qin Huairu was in a daze, as if she was stupid to stay still.

The uncle reacted and said, "Send it to the hospital as soon as possible, otherwise it will take a long time, and I'm afraid it will be too late."

BangGeng: "Grandma, my stomach hurts." Sweat began to appear on BangGeng's forehead, and he fell to the ground clutching his stomach.

Qin Huairu hurried out of the courtyard with the stick in his arms.

Jia Zhang suddenly cursed with vicious eyes like a madman: "He Yuzhu, you deserve to be cut to pieces! Why did you put rat poison on the buns! The old woman will fight you desperately! Something happened to the stick, the old woman must Make trouble at the rolling mill! Come to your house and cry every day!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang came to the front yard meeting and scolded He Yuzhu, and now everyone in the whole yard understands.

The bun was stolen by a stick!
But the big guy turned his head and thought about just now, He Yuzhu clearly said that he went to her house to ask.

Your family said there was no such thing at all!

This time, you come to scold people again, anyway, you are justified!

Qin Huairu didn't have a bicycle, so when did she walk to the hospital with a baby.

He quickly knelt down, holding the stick with tears streaming down his face: "I beg you to help me send the stick to the hospital."

The uncle is also very anxious. It has been delayed for almost half an hour now, and it will take more than half an hour to ride to the hospital at the fastest.

Don't be gone before you get to the hospital!

Old lady: "Don't worry!"

Among the rioting crowd, a voice appeared at this moment.

The deaf old lady spoke up.

She is the oldest in the entire courtyard, and she is also the most useful in speaking!
The old lady: "Isn't it just eating rat poison by mistake?"

The deaf old lady will be very calm!

The old man: "Then what do you think should be done?" The old man admired the deaf old lady the most and asked for advice.

The old lady: "Golden juice! In the past, rich families used this method to rescue those who had eaten arsenic!"

The third master who still teaches elementary school has a wealth of knowledge. He squeezed his fingers to make it look like a cultural person, and said loudly: "I have seen similar feces in books before. It can induce vomiting and promote gastric circulation."

Uncle: "Get ready!"

The third master hadn't finished showing off his knowledge, so he was interrupted by the first master!

He Yuzhu: "I'll go!"

What's wrong with getting dirty?What's wrong with the smell?For harmonious neighbourhood.What is my own contribution?
In an instant, He Yuzhu returned with a full load, and a big dung bucket was full.

Uncle: "Come someone to help put the funnel in his mouth. Huai Ru put the stick on the ground and hold it down."The uncle commanded with a dung ladle.

Xu Damao: "Good boy, open your mouth!" Xu Damao was also very happy watching the movie, and loudly cheered for Sticker!

At this time, someone needs help, but not everyone is like the uncle, who does not dislike dirty and smelly!
Everyone hid away and covered their noses.

Only Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu are the most suitable ones.

But Mrs. Jia Zhang seemed to be crazy now, sitting there muttering to herself, her husband and son had left, and now her grandson has become like this.

He Yuzhu: "I'm coming!"

Now in a critical moment, He Yuzhu quickly stepped forward, and he went directly to help the funnel!

In order to save the life of a flower of the motherland, even if it is stained with feces, so what?
He Yuzhu: "My lord, hurry up and pour it!"

How can you not be in a hurry!This is a fresh life!

But at this age... What's wrong with eating some dung?
Aren't the adults in the family worried that you won't have enough to eat?This time, the big guys in the whole courtyard watch you eat and let you eat to your fullest!
(End of this chapter)