The wandering of the heavens starts from the fake silly pillar

Chapter 64 Powerful Laxatives
He Yuzhu quickly ran to the middle courtyard toilet and stood in a pit, and locked the door inside. There are only two single toilets in the middle courtyard toilet.
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Hong Jingqiu and Xu Damao are proud that their plan will be successful soon, and they can send He Yuzhu to prison.

Xu Damao: "Daughter-in-law, you are really calculating, no one in this yard is your opponent"

Hong Jingqiu: "It's good that you know it, but treat me well in the future, or hum"

Xu Damao: "Marrying you is really a blessing from eight lifetimes of cultivation"

Hong Jingqiu: "Silly Zhu, there is no rush, you have to be patient when fishing."

The two were happily planning, when suddenly their stomachs gurgled, and they ran to the toilet with their pants up. Hong Jingqiu ran into the toilet first and locked the door.

Xu Damao was anxious outside with his legs crossed, and suddenly there was another gurgling sound. Xu Damao only felt that his crotch was hot, and a torrent gushed out.

When Xu Damao reached the ground, he felt that he could never finish pulling, and lay motionless on the ground.

At this time, someone passed by the toilet and saw Xu Damao lying on the ground. Just as he went up to check, he saw that Xu Damao's pants were wet, and the stench was coming out, and he was about to vomit it.

The man quickly shouted: "Xu Damao sprayed manure on the ground!" After shouting, he ran to another family's house to inform
Neighbor: "Grandpa, go and have a look, Xu Damao sprayed manure on the ground, and his face is pale, hurry up and think of a way."

The uncle, Liu Haizhong, and people from the yard all arrived in a short while, and everyone discussed what to do.

Hong Jingqiu was in the toilet again, not caring about outside affairs at all, but she kept having diarrhea and was about to collapse.

Liu Haizhong: "Don't rush to save people. I'm waiting. I'm afraid it won't work. I must have eaten something by mistake. Quickly drink golden juice."

After finishing speaking, he ordered his eldest son Liu Tianqi to quickly scoop up a bucket of feces from the toilet, and asked the young man in the yard to hold down Xu Damao, so that it would be too late to save people if something happened.

The four young men hurriedly held down Xu Damao, Liu Haizhong stepped forward and inserted the funnel into Xu Damao's mouth, and Liu Tianqi hurriedly started to save people.

At this time, a sound came from the toilet: "Xu Damao, Hong Jingqiu and I have never finished with you. They tricked me into going to your house for dinner, and ended up giving me laxatives."

Liu Tianqi, who had just poured a spoonful of manure, was also stunned, wondering if he didn't need to pour it.

Uncle: "I'm afraid, Xu Damao invited He Yuzhu to eat. He deliberately took laxatives. He drank too much and took it. Don't drink it."

Xu Damao is vomiting and diarrhea now, and is desperate.

The people who came to watch the play in the courtyard had incredible expressions on their faces, and Bang Gan also felt that he had found an organization, and that he would not be alone in the future
Liu Haizhong: "My lord, take out the charter, you can't look at it, Xu Damao froze to death in the snow."

Uncle: "Here are two young men, take off his pants, wipe him clean, and send him back to the house quickly, wait for him to recover tomorrow, and give each person who helped him a dollar as a thank you gift, by the way, Hong Jingqiu is going there "

In the toilet, "Master, you can discuss what to do, and I have eaten too much stomach": Hong Jingqiu said weakly
On the other side of the toilet, He Yuzhu: "Hong Jingqiu, you shrew, I already know that you two didn't behave well, I've been squatting in the toilet for a long time, we're not done with this matter"

A few young people on the other side carried Xu Damao to his house. Xu Damao was still spraying while being carried, and everyone sighed, but there was no way to stay in the snow for a while, and he was probably frozen to death.

Liu Tianqi didn't think it was interesting anymore, so he poured a spoonful of it, and the old man refused to let him pour it.

Liu Haizhong yelled, the three sons went home, and none of them wanted to stay at Xu Damao's house. The scene was so eye-catching, and they kept spraying on the bed, fearing that they would be smoked to death when they stayed at his house.

The five young men and uncles all remembered it, and will help them find Xu Damao for this one yuan tomorrow.

He Yuzhu in the toilet, "Hong Jingqiu, what the hell are you thinking? If you don't like me coming to your house for dinner, you can just say it, there is no need to do this to me."

Hong Jingqiu doesn't even have the strength to speak now.
He Yuzhu: "I know you can't tell, this matter will be settled with the street office tomorrow." After finishing speaking, He Yuzhu also pretended to be in pain and went to the toilet to sink into the water.

Since acting has to be realistic.

Pretending to be in the water twice more, He Yuzhu opened the toilet, pretended to be weak, and walked back home while leaning on the wall.

This powerful laxative was prepared by space robots, and an antidote was also produced at the same time. He Yuzhu didn't dare to chat with He Yushui, so he just went into the space and took the antidote and drank it, otherwise he would have to pull out his trousers today.

The basic medicine of the space robot will be prepared. As long as you can find the corresponding Chinese medicine, He Yuzhu was originally used to deal with Jia Zhang, but after Qin Huairu became the family, no one came to provoke him. Although he fought with He Yushui, he was beaten all the time , It is not appropriate to clean up others.

What happened to the uncle today, He Yuzhu wanted to find an opportunity to clean up these two bastards, didn't Hong Jingqiu want to control himself?

Just give her a chance to show off, come to her house, help serve the food and sprinkle laxatives on it, the three of you will eat the same thing together, and see how you doubt yourself.

Tomorrow, I have to give myself a perfect explanation, otherwise they won't be able to finish eating.

He Yuzhu, ran to the toilet every few minutes, poured water into the toilet, and started cursing Xu Damao and his wife again. The neighbors in the middle courtyard heard the scolding, but no one came out to persuade them. How can I persuade you? Please come to the door Eating, giving people laxatives, this is such a big hatred that cannot be resolved.

When her stomach was gone, Hong Jingqiu came out of the toilet. She had no strength in the middle of the walk, and leaned on the wall weakly. She was found by a neighbor and sent to her home, but she didn't dare to put her on the bed when she was sent in. A bed made Xu Damao look bad, it was more toilet than toilet.

One of the aunts made the decision and sent Hong Jingqiu to her family, and the man in the family went to relatives, so that no one in her family could gossip.

Xu Damao was lying on the bed, and now he was in the mood to die. Now he was famous in the yard, and the reputation of ten sticklers was not as good as his own. Shit, naked pants in public, whoever is responsible for one of these things, I am afraid that I will not be able to lift my head in the courtyard for the rest of my life.

He also thought about Hong Jingqiu, a bastard who planned to drag himself to death so that he could be a pair with Sha Zhu, but fortunately he was dung-fed and survived.

When Xu Damao pulled out his trouser pockets, he was stupid at the time. Later, when he was pressed and fed with manure, his brain was unconscious and he didn't hear He Yuzhu's words.

So he guessed that Hong Jingqiu ran to the toilet on purpose to prevent himself from going in.

But when everything gets better, I will take care of her tomorrow.

When Yan Bugui heard the news, when he ran to the scene, Xu Damao was too close to the house, and he didn't want to go to Xu Damao's house, so he didn't see the good show, so he felt a burst of regret.

(End of this chapter)