My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 117 God's operation, using crucian carp for fish therapy (subscription required)

Li Xiao didn't stay in Da Sima's live broadcast room for long, because shouts came from outside soon.

"Little Li Zi! Is Xiao Li Zi at home?"

Li Xiao is familiar with this voice, it is Xue Erye's wife.

Quickly get up from the bed.

wear clothes.

get up.

But just after getting dressed, before Li Xiao could respond, Zhao Si, the budgerigar in the next room, yelled loudly: "Is it here? My master has gone out and hasn't come back yet."

It knew that Li Xiao was back.

Because Li Xiao came back last night and fed it.

It's just plain skin!
It's nothing, the key point is that Xue Erye's wife really believes it, and she will leave if she takes three steps back.

When Li Xiao walked into the room, Second Master Xue's wife had already left the door.

Li Xiao trotted after him and said, "Don't believe what that broken bird said, I'm at home, what's the matter?"

"It's too late to explain, come with me first."

Xue Erye's boss seemed to have something very important to do, and he didn't care too much about it. He took Li Xiao's arm and rushed towards his home.

Could it be that Second Master Xue picked up a bear cub or another animal?
Li Xiao was puzzled.

Thinking of this, I decided to broadcast it decisively, and just took the opportunity to attract fans.

"Congratulations to the principal for returning as a big brother!"

"The director's live broadcast is too late today, I'm ready to take a nap."

"What are you going to do? Why are you in such a panic?"

Amidst the discussions among the tourists, Li Xiao came to Xue Erye's house.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Second Master Xue sitting in the yard.

The shoes are taken off, and the feet are soaked in the foot basin.

"Isn't this just soaking your feet, what do you want me to do?"

Li Xiao was full of doubts.

"Your second master is learning how to do fish therapy online, but he doesn't know which step is good. He always feels that he is obedient. You are very knowledgeable, so let's take a look."

What can go wrong with fish therapy?
Li Xiao was puzzled.

Come forward to check.

"puff!!!"

With just one glance, Li Xiao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Xue Erye is indeed doing fish therapy.

However, the fish in the basin is not a special fish for fish therapy, but crucian carp that can be eaten.

"Hahahaha, I'm going to laugh my head off."

"Upstairs, the men's heads are always crooked. If they are too straight, they will get stuck in the crotch."

"You are wrong, you are very wrong!"

"If I hadn't been blind, these two fish would have turned white."

"It is recommended to make these two fish into sauerkraut fish, the taste must be bright."

"And don't pour this water, you can cook snail noodles without adding other seasonings."

"Even if it's made into pickled cabbage fish and snail noodles, you have to be careful when eating it!"

"Anorectal doctor: I think I need to ask my colleagues in the dermatology department to help me confirm whether there is athlete's foot in your stomach. I am wondering how the athlete's foot entered the body!"

"It's for fish to give you fish therapy, not for you to give fish therapy. Second Master Xue really made me die."

"Next time change to catfish. I heard that catfish prefer stinky gutters."

"Yu: I really hate you, I never thought in my life that I would leave this world in such a way!"

In the live broadcast room, there was a lot of laughter.

Xue Erye’s operation was so ridiculous that even Li Xiao couldn’t help laughing out loud, explaining: “For fish therapy, you need to use kissing fish, scientific name is Xingzi fish, and its body length is only 2 to 4. Centimeters, this kind of small fish likes to suck and peck human skin, but it doesn't feel itchy, but has a pleasant feeling."

"As for crucian carp, it's best to make tofu soup."

Second Master Xue suddenly realized, and said: "I said why didn't you kiss my feet, it turned out that there was a mistake from the source, and it was sloppy."

"You prodigal old man, I told you not to do it from the beginning. You insisted on imitating the mess on the Internet. Now these two fish are ruined and can't be eaten. I'm so mad."

Xue Erye's wife was so angry that she put her hands on her hips, her face was flushed, and she scolded Xue Erye sharply.

If it wasn't for Li Xiao's presence, he would have done it long ago.

Second Master Xue didn't speak the whole time, just stared blankly at his wife, allowing her to reprimand him in various ways.

From beginning to end, indifferent.

After about 2 minutes, Xue Erye's wife finally said she was tired, and said: "Speak! You are talking! Why don't you talk? If you don't explain to me how to deal with these two fish today, I will tell you Did not play!"

In order to buy these two fish, the old couple spent 60 yuan, and now they can't eat it, and they can't soak it, it's a complete waste.

Second Master Xue was as calm as ever, looked at his wife affectionately, and sighed: "Every time you scold me, I never get tired of watching it. You are so beautiful, I can't bear to interrupt you!"

"Damn it! Second master Xue is awesome!"

"Your uncle will always be your uncle. I have learned and learned. In the future, my girlfriend will quarrel with me, and I will say so."

"I've already learned it. May I ask where my girlfriend posted it?"

Xue Erye's operation once again made the live broadcast room boil.

Even Li Xiao bowed down and turned away.

Early in the morning, someone ate a handful of dog food, and it was still a handful of old dog food. I really couldn't eat it, let alone see it.

Leaving Second Master Xue's house, Li Xiao went straight to the zoo.

I came back too late yesterday, Li Xiao didn't have time to go to the zoo to check it out, and I don't know what the current zoo is like after Goudan's care.

As soon as he opened the gate of the zoo, Li Xiao felt a strange aura strongly.

quiet!
Unexpectedly quiet!

Those who knew it came to the zoo, but those who didn’t know it thought they had come to the midnight morgue!

"What's going on? Could it be that the animals are sleeping?"

Li Xiao was full of doubts, and walked to the tiger garden first.

Can……

Empty!

Xie Mou and Eggy disappeared.

Go to Kangaroo Park.

Tyson is no more.

Wild Wolf Park.

No.

boar garden.

nor.

All the animals don't know where they went.

Li Xiao suddenly had a very bad premonition in his heart, and went straight to the monkey garden at an extremely fast speed.

Sure enough, all the animals are here.

only……

The scene is very weird!eccentric!
I saw all the animals lying in different areas, or squinting and closing their eyes to rest their minds, or happily eating food, or engaging in endless discussions.

Especially King Jiji, the most carefree and comfortable.

I saw that it got a pair of sunglasses out of nowhere. Don’t put your eyes on it. Its legs are up and it’s lying on a chair. There’s a plate of bananas on the left, a glass of juice on the right, and a straw. Very long, connected to its mouth.

If you want to drink, just take a sip.

Holding a mobile phone in his hand, listening to the sound, it seems to be playing a game.

With this dress and posture, if you don't know, you might think that King Jiji is on vacation at the beach in Sanya.

It's not over yet, this guy Goudan is beside King Jiji.

While giving King Jiji a massage, he read the novel "Water Margin" next to him, and read it to King Jiji word by word.

(End of this chapter)