My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 266 The Elephant Comes to My House (Subscribe)
At this moment, the elephant herd has arrived at the entrance of the village.

The leading elephant is the strongest, with a body like a shadow wall, legs like a pillar, ears like a cattail leaf, and big teeth like a jade branch, all of which give people a feeling of being surprisingly big.

Especially the nose, like the Italian cannon that Li Yunlong bombarded the tower in "Bright Sword".

那一战, 以云龙斯基带领的129师386旅独立团为主力，129师新1团丁伟托夫、129师新2团孔捷耶维奇、358团云飞洛夫等为助攻展开的平安格勒会战，与斯大林格勒会战、中途岛海战、诺曼底登陆等，并称第二次世界大战的四大战役。

Although the leading elephant is a dick, he is polite and leads the herd of elephants on the avenue instead of rampaging.

And they haven't eaten the crops in the field indiscriminately.

It was just because of the rain that a small pool of water was formed on the ground. They simply drank some water by the small pool and continued to march towards the village.

A few baby elephants were naughty rolling and playing in the small water pool. After being yelled at by the elephant mother, they continued to keep up with the team.

At the same time, as the live broadcast became clearer and clearer, more and more tourists flocked to Li Xiao's live broadcast.

and is still rising rapidly,
It directly exceeded the daily number of online people and popularity during the recording of "Longing for Life".

After all, the migration of elephants has attracted the attention of the whole network!

"The elephant has entered the village!"

"Don't shoot, just sneak into the village!"

"This Commander, please calm down!"

"I feel that the elephant group has a clear goal. After entering the village, they didn't walk around randomly, but kept heading in a certain direction!"

"Huh? Wait! Isn't this direction heading towards the principal's house?"

"Director, what delicious food do you have at home, why do you attract elephants?"

The tourists in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

Li Xiao was also puzzled.

There are indeed many treasures in my home, especially the fruits and vegetables rewarded by the system in the yard, which are more delicious and nutritious than those on the market.

But I had already picked all of them just now, leaving only some immature ones.

Other than that, there is only one spirit water well left in the yard.

Well water is cold, drinking more is good for your health.

For elephant herds, nature is full of allures.

As the herd of elephants approached Li Xiao's Tongfu Inn, the tourists in the live broadcast room became anxious for Li Xiao.

"It's over, it's over, the Tongfu Inn, which the director has just built less than half a year ago, is about to suffer."

"Will the elephant destroy the building in the inn?"

"No! I still want to stay here, to experience the feeling of living in the TV series I loved watching when I was a child!"

"Director, the elephants are really running towards your house, have you locked the door yet?"

Li Xiao looked at the barrage and said, "Of course it's locked! But elephants are very strong, and a broken lock shouldn't be able to stop them. You can kick the wooden door of the inn with just a flick of your nose." open.

No, it was kicked to pieces! "

Tao Yaoyao opened the account and entered the live broadcast room, and said consolingly: "Don't worry, the village chief has notified before that all the losses caused by the elephants after entering the village will be compensated accordingly by the state after the event."

Li Xiao nodded, finally feeling relieved.

But even if there is compensation, he still silently prays in his heart that the elephant will not enter his Tongfu Inn.

Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Monkey King Monkey King, and Maria Ozawa, you must bless me!

As long as there are passing gods, whether they are from China, the West, or island countries, as long as you bless me, I will believe in you in the future!
Li Xiao clasped his hands together and kept praying silently in his heart.

The destructive power of an elephant is astonishing, let alone a group of elephants?

There are still many flowers and trees planted in my own yard, which must not be destroyed.

Especially the Lingshui Well was definitely ruined by elephants.

It's a pity that none of the Chinese and foreign gods heard Li Xiao's prayer. As soon as Li Xiao's prayer was over, the herd of elephants had already arrived in front of the Tongfu Inn.

This group of elephants is very spiritual. They actually knew that the front door of Tongfu Inn was too small for them to get in, so they simply knew to come to the back door.

"My dear, the herd of elephants has really arrived!"

"Director, this is the end of the matter, you should first think about what kind of compensation the country will give you!"

"Poor director, mourn for the director!"

"Director: Fuck you, I haven't passed away at the same place, I'm in silence, you people are thinking about eating my table all day long!"

"A piece of "One Cut Plum" is given to the host."

"Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing, and the world is boundless!"

"Charlotte Annoyance" Yuan Hua: Don't you have your own bugs?"

Even after beating Li Xiao to death, he didn't even think that he would eat melons on his own head.

I just want to see where the elephants will go, why the hell do they go to their own home?

It's like a married man who secretly made a villain with a woman in the car, was discovered by his wife, was beaten violently, and the matter intensified, attracting many people to watch.

A man was curious and went to eat melons, only to find out that the mistress turned out to be his wife.

He also finally remembered why when he called just now, his wife's voice was intermittent and panting, but the wife said that she was climbing the stairs while eating spicy strips.

Eating melons is late on his head, the green hat is worn high on his head, the whole person is already in the green grassland, and he is short of resisting Big Big Wolf with Xi Yangyang and other little fat sheep.

At this moment, Li Xiao had no choice but to hope that the elephants would change their minds and turn away instead of knocking open the wooden door of the backyard.

Whatever you want, come here!
Just at this moment, the lead elephant had already wagged its trunk and picked up the lock on the door.

Grandma has a leg, why didn't I think so when I bought a lottery ticket and won 500 million yuan?
Li Xiao secretly complained in his heart.

Official live broadcast room.

The hostess and Professor Yang are analyzing the current situation.

The host asked: "Professor Yang, before the elephants passed through other villages, they were scattered all over the village looking for food, but now why do they gather together? Obedient, why is that?"

Professor Yang had a headache, thought for a while, and replied: "Based on their current condition, they seem to have heard some kind of call, and they are almost at the place where they were called, so they won't be looking for food.

They are now in a state of reunion, just like when they first set off, they are all gathered together, and no one will be separated. "

Professor Yang has watched Li Xiao's live broadcast and knows that this is Li Xiao's home.

He always felt in his heart that the herd of elephants was coming for Li Xiao, but he couldn't say it directly.

After all, no one believes it.

Who would believe that a herd of elephants traveled all the way north just to find someone?
While analyzing it, the lead elephant had easily broken the door lock.

To be precise, it simply and rudely pulled off the door knocker attached to the door lock.

Immediately afterwards, he walked into the backyard unhurriedly and swaggeringly.

Not only it, but the elephants behind it also lined up and walked in one after another in an orderly manner.

Seeing this scene, Li Xiao remembered a classic sketch line by Uncle Benshan: I'm so heartbroken, wow, wow, wow!

"The house is demolished! The elephant is going to demolish the house!"

"Should all the elephants go in?"

"There are so many elephants, even if the house is not demolished, it will be very crowded, and it may squeeze a wall."

[I, Xiao Yan, just like playing with snakes] I tipped ten rockets.

Message: Ten seconds to feel sorry for the director, one second to fire a rocket, rich, is self-willed!
Li Xiao controls the drone, keeps approaching, and keeps taking high-definition shots, trying to see every corner clearly.

It was for tourists to see before, but now it is for myself.

But what puzzled everyone was that after the elephant entered the backyard, it didn't eat the grown fruits and vegetables, nor did it destroy anything, but just stood there in a daze, motionless.

The baby elephant was naughty and tried to run into the room to have a look, but was yelled at by the elephant mother again.

After being reprimanded, he became well-behaved again.

"what's the situation?"

"Who can tell me if the screen is stuck? How can I see the elephant motionless?"

"What happened to the elephant? Why didn't it go find something to eat?"

"Could it be that he came in to rest?"

"The anchor's house is so charming, why did he even come here to rest?"

"I know! This inn is covered by the Thief Saint Baizhantang, so all the elephants have been hit by Baizhantang's sunflower acupuncture point!"

As the herd of elephants entered Li Xiao's house, the news spread, and more and more tourists came upon hearing the news.

The first to come in were several well-known anchors from the Battle Fish platform.

Dumb Girl, Xiaotuantuan, Hobbit, Muscle Golden Wheel...

Xiao Tuantuan: Director, tell me the truth, what delicious food is hidden in your house, remember to save some for me!
As a pig woman, she is as gluttonous as ever.

Dumb girl: "The elephants don't come here for the director, do they? Could it be that the director's beauty has already spread in the animal world, and they come here to appreciate it? Anyway, I love the director's beauty." Love it."

The Hobbit: "As an e-sports player Huo Jianhua, my appearance is not bad, but my legs are a bit long, at 1.8 meters. My appearance is also worthy of your love."

As long as the hobbits are brave enough, Dumb Girls can take maternity leave, which is a well-known fact!
Muscle Jinlun: "Recently, there are all face-changing videos on the Internet. Netizens have changed my face to anyone. Now my face does not belong to me anymore. I came here at the risk of being sniped by fans. The head of the garden hasten to explain, what is hidden in your home?"

Muscle Golden Wheel is telling the truth. Recently, there has been a trend of changing his face on the Internet. Fans joked: As long as his face is not on his own, he is still very handsome!

In addition to these anchors, many stars entered the live broadcast room.

There are Huang Sanshi, He Rihuo, Little Sheep Xingxing, Li Xiaoqin, Liang Jie and others who met Mushroom House.

It's just that they rarely deduct words, lest they expose themselves.

Seeing the dense inquiries on the bullet screen, Li Xiao was also very puzzled, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

Li Xiao said: "I don't have anything at home, just some fruits and vegetables. I still put them in storage on the second floor. They don't smell at all."

Li Xiao originally thought that the elephants came to the Lingshui Well, but the elephants didn't even drink water!
Huang Sanshi has a high IQ and is an old fox. He analyzed the words: "The elephants should not be for food. On the way here, I passed a watermelon field, and the elephants didn't eat there.

If the herd was for food, they would have been rummaging by now, but they didn't move at all, more like they were waiting for something! "

As soon as this remark came out, the tourists in the live broadcast room suddenly became enlightened and immediately started talking.

"Yes, yes, look at their nonchalant looks, they are really waiting for something."

"Is it because some companions have fallen behind, so they are waiting?"

"This herd has only fifteen elephants from the beginning, and now there are exactly fifteen elephants in the yard, and there are no outdated ones at all."

"Then what are they waiting for?"

Even Li Xiao couldn't figure it out and asked secretly in his heart.

Fortunately, the backyard is large enough to accommodate all fifteen elephants.

On the other hand, Professor Yang was helpless.

Faced with a series of questions from netizens, I can't tell why.

Although he is an expert, he does not know how to communicate with elephants.

I can't understand the elephant's mind at all.

Although Li Xiao could understand the language of animals, he didn't dare to go forward.

What if a disagreement angers the elephant?

Although Li Xiao can run away with Lingbo's microsteps, his house will suffer, and he will definitely be smashed into pieces by an elephant.

Powerless, all we can do now is wait and see.

I hope the elephant can leave automatically after resting.

but!

Half an hour passed, and the elephants still stayed in Li Xiao's backyard, showing no intention of leaving.

During the period, it may be because I was thirsty, so I drank some water in the water tank one after another, and continued to wait patiently, without rummaging or running around.

The water tank was used by Li Xiao to keep the golden koi before. After the golden koi was sent to the zoo, the water tank was only used to store water.

Only the two little elephants couldn't stay idle, so they walked up and down in the yard boredly.

Be very careful not to break anything.

Before I knew it, another hour passed...

But these elephants still have no intention of leaving!
"It's been saved like this, which great god can come out and analyze it for everyone?"

"I have a bold idea, don't they want to live in the director's house?"

"Hahaha! Actually, I thought so too!"

"If the elephant stays at the director's house, I will give presents to the anchor every day!"

"I also swipe, one thousand a day, until the day the elephant leaves!"

"The layout is too small, I earn [-] a day!"

"I am one hundred thousand a day!"

"I am 100 million!"

"I'm [-] million!"

Seeing the raging barrage, Li Xiao didn't care, just thought they were joking.

After all, bragging is not taxed these days, nor is it against the law, so you can brag hard.

On the Internet, the per capita salary of each person starts in millions.

Playing mahjong is even [-] million floating billion!
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