My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 282 The Vengeful Magpie (Subscribe)
Sitting on Li Xiao's body, Tao Yaoyao already felt something. After noticing Li Xiao's eyes, her face turned redder, like a delicate peach.

"What have you been staring at me for?"

Tao Yaoyao finally couldn't hold back and asked.

Li Xiao quickly came back to his senses, glanced across Tao Yaoyao's chest inadvertently, and said casually: "Uh...it's nothing, I just suddenly found out that you are still a hot girl."

In fact, there is nothing wrong with wearing pajamas, but because they are too loose, accidents will inevitably happen.

Just like some female anchors will broadcast live in pajamas, so as to deliberately leak something and get some attention and traffic.

Hot girl?

Thinking of where Li Xiao's eyes fell just now, Tao Yaoyao not only blushed her entire face, but her neck was even more red.

How dare she continue to stay, she jumped off the bed and left Li Xiao's bedroom.

After a brief wash, Li Xiao got dressed and went downstairs.

In the hall downstairs, Tao Yaoyao had already prepared breakfast and was waiting for Li Xiao.

The loose pajamas disappeared, and she changed into tight jeans.

Tao Yaoyao, who put on jeans, exposed her long legs, which perfectly verified the sentence: sister's legs are not legs, spring water on the banks of the Seine!

Li Xiao glanced at it and was attracted.

"Director, what are you looking at?"

Noticing Li Xiao's gaze, Tao Yaoyao's face turned red again.

"Look at the table legs, the table legs are really long."

Li Xiao said without blushing.

He shook his head while speaking, dispelling those mosaic thoughts in his mind.

At the same time, I asked secretly in my heart: I didn't pay much attention to Tao Yaoyao's body parts before, what happened today?

It must be because Tao Yaoyao sat on her body just now.

This story tells us that girls who live together must not intentionally tease their boyfriends after waking up, or you must be the one who is unlucky.

Of course, if you want to be 'unlucky', you can also try it.

Breakfast is very simple, eggs and millet porridge.

It's relatively plain and simple, but a girl from a rich family like Tao Yaoyao can adapt completely, and she's not squeamish at all.

While eating, Second Master Xue walked into the inn with a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child.

"Yaoyao girl, I'm eating!"

Xue Erye greeted with a smile.

His eyes seemed to have no room for Li Xiao at all, and he never saw it from the beginning to the end.

Since Tao Yaoyao came, Second Master Xue and the older generation liked her a hundred times, while his own status took a turn for the worse, Li Xiao had already gotten used to it.

It's like bringing your girlfriend home, basically you have no status anymore, and your girlfriend will be warmly entertained and liked by the whole family, as if holding it up and making offerings.

These are all basic operations, and Li Xiao has already gotten used to them, so he doesn't mind or care.

"Second Lord, have you eaten? How about I serve you a bowl of rice porridge to nourish your stomach?"

Tao Yaoyao was very enthusiastic, stood up resolutely, and said.

"No, no, I won't disturb the two-person world of your young couple. I have to deal with things quickly and leave."

Second Master Xue completely regarded Tao Yaoyao as Li Xiao's daughter-in-law, no matter whether Li Xiao recognized it or not, he liked her very much anyway, and always outspokenly wanted to match the two of them.

While talking, Second Master Xue was already sitting in front of Li Xiao, and asked straight to the point: "Xiao Lizi, do you know this doll?"

Li Xiao glanced at it and said, "I have no impression at all!"

He was very down to earth, completely honest.

Because with the current reform of education, no matter whether it is an urban child or a rural child, almost starting from kindergarten, they all want to send them to a better school in the city, even if they are in a village, even in an alley. My neighbors can only be seen on weekends.

And children change so much and so fast that it is impossible to remember clearly.

Unlike before, almost all the children in a village and even the whole town go to the same school, so they are very familiar with each other, and they can tell their names at a glance, and even their parents and so on.

"It's normal to have no impression. Now the children in the village have been sent to school in the county since they were young. Sometimes I can't recognize them."

Second Master Xue explained: "This is Wang Gaoyuan, the son of Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu at the west end of the village, whose nickname is Gangdan."

"The nickname is nice, it sounds domineering. If he really lives up to his name, his girlfriend will definitely like him in the future."

Li Xiao was driving quietly.

But Second Master Xue still understood, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, there are children here."

Li Xiao smiled and said, "Your old man came to me because of this child? You don't want me to take this child in to work in the zoo, right? That's absolutely not acceptable. I don't employ child labor!"

Now some children don't like to study, and they have been mischievous since they were young. After junior high school, some will enter the society and start working to earn money.

Although this can indeed reduce some of the burden on the family, Li Xiao will never hire these children.

It's not that they underestimate these children's lack of education, ability, etc. After all, these days, they can make a lot of money in the entertainment industry by relying on their appearance. There is no need to underestimate any child. Most of them just want to have fun, and they will not work at ease.

When they lose interest, they will leave for various reasons, which is simply a delay in work.

Even if it is a child brought by relatives and friends, Li Xiao absolutely does not want it.

"No no no, you think too much!"

Second Master Xue waved his hand and said: "The thing is like this, a strange thing happened during this time, as long as the kid Gang Dan walks out of the house, one or two magpies will fly over, take the opportunity to peck his head, and even move towards him. He poops.

Now his head has been pecked badly, and a small half of his hair has fallen out. "

"Ah? Really fake?"

After hearing what Second Master Xue said, Tao Yaoyao was directly stunned.

There is such an unbelievable thing in the world?

why?
Could it be a supernatural event?

Li Xiao asked: "Really? Take off the hat and show me!"

From the moment Gangdan walked into the inn, he had been wearing a black peaked cap, so Li Xiao couldn't observe anything.

Gang Dan glanced at Second Master Xue, and after seeing Second Master Xue nodded, he slowly took off his hat, embarrassment written all over his face.

chaos!
It's a mess, it's like a dog has eaten it!

This is what Li Xiao blurted out after seeing the hair on Gang Dan's head.

Even for those who don't know how to cut their hair, it's more beautiful and delicate to cut their heads randomly with scissors.

The hair of a beggar used to be nothing more than this!

Tao Yaoyao was dumbfounded, and said: "Is this really pecked by a magpie?"

"Of course!"

"Steel egg, you go out of the inn, don't wear a hat, let me see if any magpies come over!"

Li Xiao stretched out his hand and said directly.

"This……"

The word reluctance was written on Gang Dan's face, and he looked at Second Master Xue with a little embarrassment.

Second Master Xue said, "Go! If you let Xiao Lizi take a look, how can he help you?"

"OK then."

Although Gangdan agreed, he still walked out of the inn slowly.

To be precise, No.

Others are walking, but he is moving.

Each step is only about a few centimeters.

Those who didn't know thought this guy was a girl, but today her aunt just came!
From these actions, it can be seen that Gang Dan is really scared from the bottom of his heart, and he doesn't even have the courage to try.

In order to see what interesting things will happen next, Li Xiao took the opportunity to start the live broadcast.

And when the steel egg walked towards the door, he briefly explained the situation to the tourists in the live broadcast room.

"I'm going! Really?"

"Is there such a thing in the world?"

"Black magic! It must be black magic!"

"This magpie must have become a spirit, and it is still bald, so if it doesn't see other people with long hair, it will go up and peck it off."

"Jealous! This is Hong Guoguo's jealousy!"

"My best friend is just jealous that I have an excellent boyfriend, so she stole my boyfriend away, woo woo woo!"

Amidst the discussions, the steel egg had already arrived at the door.

When the steel egg had just walked out of the Tongfu Inn, he hadn't even poked his head out.

"Chachacha!"

Two black and white magpies flew in at an extremely fast speed, and couldn't wait to pounce on the steel egg.

"Ah! Help me!"

Steel Egg was terrified.

After a scream, he hurriedly turned his head and ran, throwing himself directly into Li Xiao's arms.

Li Xiao could feel that he was really terrified.

The whole body is trembling.

Originally, there were not a few hairs left on the head, and if you peck it down, you will become bald, and maybe you will be pecked and bleed.

Seeing the steel egg getting into Li Xiao's arms, the magpie didn't linger, turned around and flew outside.

It didn't fly far.

Instead stand outside on the roof.

As long as the steel egg is out, it will continue to start frantic hair pecking.

Both Xiao Hei and Zhao Si were shocked by this scene. One dog and one bird had two curious faces, staring straight at the two magpies.

The live broadcast room exploded even more.

"magic!"

"Amazing!"

"If you don't peck others, just peck this kid!"

"Science can't explain it clearly, quickly record the screen, such a miraculous scene may not be encountered in a lifetime!"

Looking at the scrolling public screen, Li Xiao said calmly: "This kind of thing can really be explained by science!"

After finishing speaking, Li Xiao looked at the steel egg in his arms and asked, "Did you do anything bad during this time?"

"Ah? No!"

Gang Dan was stunned for a moment, as if he never thought that Li Xiao would ask himself this question.

The answer is very straightforward.

But Li Xiao still found something strange in his fluctuating eyes.

"Since you are not willing to tell the truth, then I will not force you, but I see that you are not a good boy who studies hard. In order to improve your academic performance, I am going to the bookstore to buy a set now." Test papers, and then give it to your parents, and tell them that as long as you finish this set of test papers, your grades will definitely be better."

Before he finished speaking, Li Xiao turned around and wanted to leave the inn.

What are children afraid of today?
They are not afraid of anything, and they can do anything.

But there is one thing that can't beat them, and that is the test paper!

There was a news report that a child gave the money he picked up to the police uncle because he picked up money while he was in school. So, in order to thank him, the police uncle went to his school with a set of test papers and handed it to him in person. .

In the end, the child thanked the police uncle tearfully and gritted his teeth.

Li Xiao originally thought that through this method, he could threaten this brat.

Can……

He was almost at the door of the inn, but Steel Dan still stood there, indifferent.

He greatly underestimated the patience of this brat.

In Li Xiao's view, the only thing left of this proficient dead duck is a stubborn mouth.

Li Xiao stopped in his tracks and said: "Since you refuse to speak, then you can't blame me, you two little fellows, come in, don't worry I won't beat and drive you away just because you broke into my house.

You can do whatever you want, I don't mind. "

"Scumbag!"

The two magpies understood Li Xiao's words.

He also hesitated for five or six seconds, probably guessing the authenticity of what Li Xiao said, but finally flew in again.

They directly locked on to the steel egg, flapped their wings, first flew to the top of his head, made a chirp sound, and pulled out the poop.

It precisely landed on the steel egg's head.

Li Xiao's tables, chairs and benches were not so dirty.

"what!!!"

Steel Dan yelled in dismay, and quickly put on his peaked cap.

But the two magpies didn't care about it, and flew down directly, pecking at Gang Dan's head with their claws and beaks.

Although the hair doesn't suffer anymore with the hat on, it still hurts.

Steel Dan became anxious and hid directly under the table.

But it didn't work at all.

In a frenzy, he went straight to the attack, trying to catch the flying magpie.

But how could the frantic man be the opponent of the flexible magpie, every time the magpie managed to escape from his hand, and pecked him hard by the way.

"This...isn't that bad?"

Second Master Xue said in embarrassment.

I brought this child with me to ask Li Xiao to deal with it, but now Li Xiao doesn't care about it. If it gets out, it will be bad!

Li Xiao said calmly: "If you do something wrong, you will be punished. If we don't teach him a lesson now, he will do even more egregious things when he enters society, and maybe he will be arrested! "

"What the hell did he do?"

Xue Erye asked suspiciously.

Tao Yaoyao also came up, her face full of puzzlement.

"Don't worry, let the magpie fly for a while!"

Li Xiao calmed down and said confidently: "This brat can't hold on, he's going to die soon!"

About two or three minutes later, the steel egg finally couldn't hold back and burst into tears, and said tremblingly: "I was wrong! I knew I was wrong! Three days ago, I shouldn't have gone up the mountain to dig out birds' eggs, and I even dumped the nest. The three bird eggs in it were given to the miscellaneous! I really know I was wrong!"

Digging out eggs?
Throwing eggs?
That's it?
"No, no, no!"

Second Master Xue was full of disbelief, and he was puzzled again: "Our children who grew up in the mountains have basically picked out bird eggs, and they have accidentally broken them.

Even I did this kind of thing when I was a kid, why didn't I encounter this kind of situation? "

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