My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 338 Big brother society, you can also be kawaii!
Although Brother Pingtou is cunning and belligerent, he knows how to repay kindness!
court?

That would be easy!
Li Xiao asked tentatively: "I saved you, do you understand?"

Uh-huh!

Brother Pingtou blinked, and nodded his head in a humane way.

"In the next few days, you will rest here and recover from your injuries. During this period, I will provide you with free food."

Li Xiao pointed to Light Fiend and Ye Fiend on his shoulders, and said, "These are my two 'sons', don't bully them, let alone hurt and eat them!"

Uh-huh! ! !

Brother Pingtou nodded again.

Immediately afterwards, he slowly moved his body and crawled towards the outside of the tent.

"What are you going to do?"

Li Xiao asked suspiciously.

Didn't I just tell him to let him rest here, why did he turn around and leave?

"Yeah!"

Brother Pingtou called softly.

Its voice is a little hoarse.

Brother Pingtou: Pee!

"Go!"

Li Xiao also took the opportunity to lift the curtain of the tent.

I sighed in my heart: This little guy is so smart, he even knows how to go outside when going to the toilet, and can't solve it in the tent. This behavior is much better than those who defecate indiscriminately.

It seems like the first thing everyone does after being out for a long time is to pee.

Including when you are on a long-term drip.

Animals are no exception.

Brother Pingtou was still too weak, he crawled very slowly and staggered a little.

When it settled behind a big tree and returned to the tent, it stopped suddenly.

Because the mirror that Li Xiao used to tease Ye Fu and Guang Sha just now has not been retracted, and it is still standing at the door of the tent.

And because Brother Pingtou's lower body hurts too much, and his body is really soft, he didn't look down at his lower body the whole time.

Just now I can see it all in front of the mirror.

Brother Pingtou stared at the figure in the mirror that had lost all hair below the waist, his face was full of shock, and the four big characters of disbelief were deeply embedded in his eyes, maybe it was a little unacceptable, and he moved tentatively.

It is smarter than the newly born Ye Fu and Guang Fu, and it knows that the figure in the mirror is its own brother.

Sitting in the tent, Li Xiao didn't see Brother Pingtou playing for a long time. He tentatively poked his head out to check, and happened to see a very funny scene.

Brother Pingtou stood in front of the mirror, stretched out his two little claws from an unbelievable depth, and tentatively touched his big naked buttocks.

Gone!

The hair on my lower body is really gone!

No wonder my lower body was chilly when I peed just now!

"Ow!"

After a jasper wailed, Pingtou shamelessly covered his face.

Who the hell shaved my lower body?
My flat-headed brother doesn't want to lose face?

How will you mess around in the animal world in the future?
This series of actions was too funny, after Li Xiao froze for a moment, he couldn't hold back his laughter at all.

Sorry, I'm professionally trained and generally don't laugh unless I can't help it!

Hahahahahaha! ! !

Even Xiao Hei beside him couldn't help squinting and smiling.

Hearing Li Xiao's wanton laughter, Brother Pingtou instantly understood what was going on, and staggered towards Li Xiao.

Immediately afterwards, he grabbed Li Xiao's trouser leg and kept shaking it.

It's the same thing as a rogue playing crazy.

Even in the end, he collapsed on the ground, like a child who didn't buy delicious food, rolling and splashing all kinds of things, and howling even louder.

The tourists in the live broadcast room couldn't understand what Brother Pingtou said, but Li Xiao could.

At this moment, Brother Pingtou was cursing.

"Neighbor Mala, I want soft and beautiful fur on my lower body, you pay me, you have to pay me, or I'll depend on you for the rest of my life!!!"

"Fuck! I'm going to pee laughing!"

"Brother Pingtou, are you being shy?"

"The dignified social elder brother of the animal world doesn't even have pants to wear. What's the reason?"

"I felt sorry for Brother Pingtou at first, but for some reason, I can't help but want to laugh now!"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I want to edit this segment into a short video and post it online so that more people can see it."

"Brother Pingtou: Do I want to lose face?"

"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore!""

Li Xiao suppressed his smile and tried his best to calm down.

Because an animal like Brother Pingtou has a very strong self-esteem, if he really laughs at him, even if his body is covered with bruises, he will fight with himself.

But even though Li Xiao stopped laughing, Brother Pingtou still refused to let Li Xiao go, one small paw pulled Li Xiao's trouser leg, shaking it non-stop, and one small paw covered his butt, as if he didn't want others and animals to see him I look naked.

Gently pulled the mirror back, Li Xiao coughed lightly, reached out and touched the top of Pingtouge's head, and said, "Just a kind reminder, you made a mistake, you should cover the front, not the back .”

A wake-up call.

No, it woke Brother Pingtou up.

Brother Pingtou decisively covered his front with his paws.

At the same time, he shook Li Xiao's trouser legs more vigorously.

Aoao screaming: Grandma, you know how to cover the front, why didn't you say it earlier, all the shit in front of me has been seen, how can I see people!
The tourists in the live broadcast room laughed even more wildly when they saw this scene.

They even remembered a joke.

The joke is about a group of girls taking a bath in a public bathroom, and suddenly an old man who came in to repair the circuit broke in. All the girls were at a loss, but the old man said: "Cover your face, sir, I have nothing wrong with you." seen."

"Don't be angry, I didn't mean to laugh at you just now."

Li Xiao thought for a while, and said, "I can't afford to pay for your fur, but I can pay you for a pair of shorts, how about it?"

Li Xiao came here this time with some underwear, some of which seemed to be just right for Brother Pingtou to wear.

As soon as the words were finished, Li Xiao had already got into the tent, opened his backpack, and rummaged through it.

Brother Pingtou knew that Li Xiao was trying his best to make up for himself, so he also slowly crawled in.

After searching repeatedly, Brother Pingtou locked on a pair of black boxer shorts.

however……

"Sorry, this one is dirty and hasn't been washed."

Li Xiao spoke in time.

Brother Pingtou was also spiritual, and he grabbed the gray one next to him with his small claws.

"Sorry, this one didn't dry after washing."

Li Xiao said again.

Brother Pingtou: "..."

Believe it or not, I greet your ancestors for eighteen generations!
Once upon a time, Lu Zhanbo in "Love Apartment" also encountered this problem.

Li Xiao took out a pair of pink SpongeBob shorts, which were the same style as Zhang Wei, and said, "Just wear these, there are only three in total, you can't wear those two, you can only choose this one.

This is a bit loose, but I can change it for you. "

While speaking, Li Xiao had already pulled out the needle and thread.

"Damn it! I didn't expect the principal to know how to do needlework?"

"It's not easy. There are fewer and fewer people who know how to sew."

"I can't help it. Nowadays, people don't want to wear clothes anymore, so most of them just buy new ones, and they seldom use needles and threads."

"I don't know why, but I suddenly thought of Brother Wenzhuo in "Brother Overcoming Thorns and Thorns"."

"The director of the garden is the same as Brother Wen Zhuo, who knows both martial arts and needlework."

"The heart has the Tigers, fine sniffing the rose!"

After a while, Li Xiao changed the shorts of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Wear it on the flat-headed brother.

Just the right size.

Neither loose nor tight.

Can……

Brother Pingtou looked down, his face was serious, and he seemed very dissatisfied.

"You look really good-looking like this, really, handsome."

Li Xiao tried his best to sound sincere.

However, Brother Pingtou remained unmoved.

No way, this kind of outfit is really funny, and it doesn't fit the temperament of a big brother in the animal world at all.

Just imagine, isn't it funny that a social elder brother doesn't wear a suit or hold a stick, but wears kawaii clothes.

Although they are all clothes, the contrast is great.

Just like some people get up in the morning and go to work in a hurry. When the boss asks to take out the notebook to make a report, you take out a similar rice cooker. When you are about to call your family to deliver the notebook, you find that In the hand is a similar air conditioner remote control.

"Since you don't like the shorts I changed, it's hard to do!"

Li Xiao did everything he should have done, but Brother Pingtou was still dissatisfied, so he had no choice but to pretend to be distressed and took out a bag of honey from the tent, and rubbed the bag deliberately, making a loud noise.

Hearing the sound of the honey bag, Brother Pingtou moved his paws.

"I can't finish this bag of honey by myself, why don't Xiao Hei, Ye Fu, and Guang Fu eat it?"

Li Xiao looked at the double-headed scale python coiled on his shoulders, and waved his hand to call Xiao Hei over.

Although Brother Pingtou was still very angry, under the temptation of food, he obviously turned his head slightly, looking at the honey in Li Xiao's hand from the corner of his eye.

"This honey is delicious!"

Seeing that Brother Pingtou was already moved, Li Xiao decisively used the last step of his trump card.

The bag tore open.

Half a bag of honey fell on the ground.

"Xiao Hei, this is for you, eat it quickly."

Hearing the order, Xiao Hei opened his mouth without hesitation.

however……

Whoosh!
Brother Pingtou, who had already run out of patience, rushed towards him suddenly.

It was injured, and logically speaking, the speed should not be too fast, otherwise the wound would be involved, causing the pain to intensify.

But for food, endure it!

Before Xiao Hei could react, Brother Pingtou had already given all the honey a feeling.

Finally, he looked at Li Xiao expectantly.

It seems that Brother Pingtou is still very easy to handle, half a bag of honey is enough.

If half a bag won't work, get a whole bag.

Although Brother Pingtou is an omnivorous animal, his favorite food is sweets and all kinds of honey.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Seeing Brother Pingtou snatching his honey, Xiao Hei screamed ferociously.

Today, he was full of anger. He was robbed of eggplant by Tibetan fox in the morning, and honey by brother Pingtou in the evening. These animals all climbed on his head. Where is the dignity of the dog king?
"Don't make trouble, I'll give you some alone later!"

Li Xiao hurriedly stroked Xiao Hei's chest, trying to comfort him.

It's hard to coax the vengeful Pingtou brother, but he can't be messed up by Xiao Hei.

Looking at Brother Pingtou who was full of anticipation, Li Xiao decisively threw out the remaining half bag of honey and let Brother Pingtou taste it.

Seeing Brother Pingtou holding the honey and happily licking it, Li Xiao finally heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Eat, eat more, and the body will recover quickly if you eat well.

As long as you don't hold grudges and don't always think of taking the opportunity to get revenge on me, the honey here is enough for you. "

"Yeah!"

Brother Pingtou: Thank you! ! !

After eating the whole bag of honey, Brother Pingtou was not angry anymore, and even thanked Li Xiao.

After eating and drinking enough, it didn't continue to ask for honey. Maybe it felt that it was inappropriate and uncomfortable to sleep in a tent. It turned around and climbed into the grass, grabbed some hay, and made a simple dish for itself under the big tree. nest.

Lie in it and start to sleep soundly.

Obviously the effects of the wound are still there.

It is only comfortable when lying down, and it is not willing to move more at all.

Li Xiao didn't bother Brother Pingtou anymore, but moved the bonfire to the other side away from Brother Pingtou's grass nest, so that the little guy could have a good rest and sleep well.

In case a gust of wind at night blows the fire to Brother Pingtou's grass nest and ignites it instantly, even roasting it alive which is difficult to move quickly.

In order to appease Xiao Hei, Ye Sha and Guo Er, Li Xiao took out another bag of honey and shared it with them.

He sat by the fire by himself.

This action made Xiao Hei very satisfied, at least in his heart he felt that Li Xiao, the master, was not using him, but would give him some rewards.

After eating the honey, the excited Xiao Hei threw himself into Li Xiao's arms excitedly, stuck out his tongue, and licked Li Xiao's face directly.

As the friendliest and most loyal friend of human beings, dogs are like this. As long as you give it a little treat, it will be enthusiastic about you in every possible way.

The owner's world is rich and colorful, but the dog's world is only for the owner.

Especially the dogs raised in the city, they can only stay at home every day, and only go out for a walk and play occasionally, and they don’t get to know anyone or dog friends at all, so the director is all of them!

"Okay, okay, my face is full of your pranks."

Although Li Xiao complained on his lips, he was extremely happy in his heart.

When Li Xiao and Xiao Hei finished playing and were about to return to the tent to rest, they felt the neckline tighten for no reason.

Looking down, Guangsha's ruby-like eyes were staring at him without blinking, and biting his neckline angrily.

Li Xiao thought about it with his toes, and knew that this arrogant little guy was jealous.

He was too close to Xiao Hei just now, so the little guy was naturally uncomfortable.

Li Xiao couldn't help but smile bitterly, stretched out his hand and grabbed the double-headed python from his shoulders, touched his face lightly, and said helplessly, "Come on, kiss me too."

Guangsha understood Li Xiao's words, and lightly touched Li Xiao's face with his mouth.

After the kiss was over, Guang Sha was satisfied, and gently rubbed his little head against Li Xiao.

And at this moment, Li Xiao felt another scorching gaze.

Looking down, Ye Sha was staring at him with burning eyes.

Looking forward.

As if silently asking: Mom, when is it my turn to kiss you?
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