My Live Life at the Zoo

Chapter 46
"As expected of the king of the sky! Whirlwind, great job!"

"The wild boar also has rough skin and thick flesh. If this paw hits my head, I'm afraid I'm going to be turned into a tofu brain."

"Come on, Xiao Hei, don't be overwhelmed by the whirlwind."

After all, the whirlwind has wings. Compared with it, Xiaohei and Guoshanfeng are still slower in speed.

"Ouch!"

The wild boar, injured by the whirlwind attack, screamed in pain.

Looking up at the whirlwind circling in mid-air, he realized that he couldn't help it at all, and in a hurry and anger, he ran towards Xiao Hei who was gradually approaching.

The sharp fangs locked on Xiao Hei, and his fat figure kept accelerating. At first glance, it looked like a pickup truck.

"Woooo!"

Xiao Hei had been prepared for a long time, so he swooped, jumped into the air, and jumped over the back of the wild boar.

The paw was still pulling hard on the wild boar's back.

Whoa!

The wild boar was wounded in two places in succession, bleeding profusely.

But it's not too late.

Cross the mountain and keep up.

The thick body exerted strength and directly wrapped around the wild boar's neck.

The wild boar struggled in pain, and rolled over on the ground, howling violently, while writhing vigorously from side to side.

The other wild boar saw its companion's miserable condition and wanted to rush to help, but it was blocked by Xiao Hei and Cyclone.

Cyclone: ​​Surrender, we give preferential treatment to prisoners.

Xiao Hei: Those who know current affairs are Junjie, no, Junzhu.

"Ow!"

Wild boar: I swear to the death that I will not surrender, you two trash, you actually obey the orders of humans, it is an insult to animals!

From its words, it can be heard that it has a deep resentment towards humans.

Xiao Hei and Xuan Feng looked at each other and shot one after another.

Since you don't eat soft ones, you can only eat hard ones.

Although the wild boar is ferocious, it is hard to fight with two fists and four hands, and a hero can't stand up to many women. After a while, the wild boar also fell to the ground after being defeated.

"Good job!"

"Little Hei is mighty, whirlwind domineering."

"Guo Shanfeng: What about me? Why is no one praising me? Where are my fans?"

【The Hobbit's Spring】Rewarded a rocket.

[Daxian keeps promise, occasional god] rewarded five rockets.

[The pig woman who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night] tipped ten rockets.

The victories of Xiaohei, Cyclone and Guoshan brought the climax to the deserted live broadcast room in the early morning.

Barrage scrolls.

Gifts keep coming.

Dazzling.

Second Master Xue came over and said, "That's right, I didn't expect these animals to be taught much better than your grandfather's leather whip education under your leadership."

"Leather whip education?"

"Is it the kind of leather pants and leather whip I imagined?"

"Leather pants go away, the god of hanging and beating is the eternal god!"

"I knew it was a colorful live broadcast room."

"I didn't expect the director's grandfather to have such a strong taste. I already have a picture in my mind."

Li Xiao: "..."

With such a group of people in the live broadcast room, they really stopped driving all the time.

Li Xiao was too lazy to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, turned his head and asked Xue Erye: "Are you planning to deal with these wild boars?"

"Of course, kill them!"

"That's right, kill and eat meat."

"They have destroyed so many of our crops and there has to be a price to pay."

"Kill them, they broke my old scalper and my dad! They must die!!!"

Before Second Master Xue could answer, a group of villagers had already jumped out.

Including Lao Zhang's son.

Extraordinary indignation.

The corner of Li Xiao's mouth twitched, and he said, "Give them to me, and I'll take them to the zoo!"

"No !!!!"

Lao Zhang's son resolutely opposed it, and shouted: "They can't be so cheap, they must be killed, and after killing them, the meat must also be given to our family, which can be regarded as compensation for our family!"

The other villagers were suddenly dumb.

The old Zhang family did suffer a loss because of this incident. It stands to reason that the wild boar should also be given to the old Zhang family as compensation.

But Li Xiao is familiar with the son of the old Zhang family, and knows that this guy is very greedy for petty gains.

This guy made it clear that he wanted to take the two wild boars for himself.

Whether these two wild boars were sold alive or killed for meat, at least tens of thousands of yuan could be earned, which has long exceeded the loss that the old Zhang family should have suffered.

"Since no one has any objections, I will carry these two wild boars away."

Lao Zhang's son waved his hand and said, "God Dan, you guys come over to help and carry these two wild boars to my house."

"and many more!"

Li Xiao opened his mouth lightly, stopped him, and said, "The wild boar was caught, so I can't give it to you!"

"They are my family's compensation!"

Lao Zhang's son shouted.

"I caught them, so they belong to me. If you want compensation, go apply to the state!"

Before going out, Li Xiao decided to capture these two wild boars and bring them into the zoo, how could they be given to others for no reason.

"you!!!!"

Lao Zhang's son trembled with anger, clenched his fists tightly, and said, "Li Xiao, are you going to fight against me? Believe it or not, I beat you like I did when I was a child!"

When I was young, all the children in the village went to elementary school in the small broken school in the village.

The sons of Li Xiao and Lao Zhang are also elementary school classmates.

One day, a classmate picked up a dollar.

At that time, the students were very simple and kind, and they would hand over the money they got to the teacher, and they would not take it for themselves easily.

That money was lost by Li Xiao.

But Lao Zhang's son ran to the teacher one step ahead of time and took the money away.

Because of this, Li Xiao knew that this guy was a greedy person.

Afterwards, Li Xiao found the teacher and asked for the money back.

But Lao Zhang's son was so angry that he beat Li Xiao up after school.

At that time, Li Xiao couldn't eat or drink well, and he had slender arms and legs, so he was no match at all.

Of course, Li Xiao didn't let him go.

While Lao Zhang's son was going to the public toilet in the village, Li Xiao bought firecrackers and threw them directly into the latrine.

On that day, firecrackers were loud and flying all over the sky.

The toilet has been in disrepair for a long time, and the firecrackers were too powerful when I was a child, which directly blasted the wooden toilet, and Lao Zhang's son naturally fell into the latrine.

It is said that after Lao Zhang's son returned home, he took a bath for three full days.

Although he felt that Li Xiao did this, but at that time Li Xiao ran too fast and he had no evidence at all, so the matter was left alone.

Li Xiao is an intellectual who went to university, he was too lazy to fight him, but said: "First of all, you came to my house and begged me to catch wild boars, if it wasn't for me, how could you get wild boars?

Secondly, I said before I came here that I want these two wild boars, so these two wild boars have half a dime relationship with you?

Third, if you want compensation, look for the country. Now it is a harmonious and civilized society. I believe that the country will not let you down, so don't try to make yourself uncomfortable with wild boars.

Fourth, you have to be reasonable in life. If you are not reasonable, what is the difference between you and those two wild boars?
Fifth, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

Finally, don't accept it, bear it! "

Pretty!

Domineering!

The surrounding villagers couldn't help but glanced at Li Xiao, secretly convinced.

That's right, it's a set, and it kind of rhymes, huh?

As expected of a cultural person who went to university!
Even Second Master Xue was taken aback by these words, and involuntarily whispered the first two sentences, hey, these words are quite interesting.

"The principal is too domineering."

"Worship the boss!"

"With such eloquence, why don't you go to "Tucao Conference"?"

"I've lived half my life, and I've never seen such a brazen person."

"It seems that every village has one or two rubbish, it's disgusting!"

"You must never give the wild boar to this guy!"

"The wild boar was caught by Xiao Hei and the others, why should I give it to him?"

"Thousands of people are online in the live broadcast room. I wonder why only a few people cut words. These people don't have keyboards. Greet me!"

In the live broadcast room, the tourists' emotions were mobilized and they all condemned.

Faced with such a brazen person, as long as he is a normal person, he will not be able to control his emotions.

"you you you you!!"

Lao Zhang's son backed away angrily, turned to look at Second Master Xue, and said, "Second Master Xue, you are the oldest here, and also have the most status and right to speak. Tell me, who should this wild boar be given to? "

"It stands to reason that it should be given to you as compensation..."

"Look, Second Master Xue has already said that the wild boar belongs to me."

Lao Zhang's son jumped up with excitement.

"but!"

Second Master Xue took a deep breath, and said heavily: "If you want compensation, you can report to the state. Why are you looking for a wild boar? The wild boar was caught by Xiao Lizi, so it is Xiao Lizi!"

"what!"

Lao Zhang's son had black lines all over his face.

A second ago, elated.

In the next second, I wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Hahaha, Second Master Xue is absolutely perfect."

"I love this but!"

"Second Master Xue is amazing. No wonder he is highly respected in the village. He is indeed a sensible person."

"Should I say it or not, I was taken aback just now, and I was ready to scold Second Master Xue."

Li Xiao laughed.

Even Xue Erye is on his side, how could he be unhappy.

Li Xiao smiled and said: "Since you have these two wild boars, then I will give you a chance, you go and catch these two wild boars, and if you catch them, it will be yours."

"Is that what you said?"

Lao Zhang's son's eyes lit up immediately.

"I said!"

"Aren't they just two wild boars? What's the big deal!"

Lao Zhang's son rolled up his sleeves, picked up the hatchet, and was about to walk towards the two wild boars.

If it was before, he would never dare to do it alone.

But now the two wild boars have been beaten to the ground by Xiao Hei and the others, bleeding profusely, and he has no power to fight back. This gave him a little bit of courage, and he felt that the two wild boars were within reach.

Qi Miao looked worried, and asked in a low voice: "Are you stupid, now that the wild boar is useless, wouldn't it be easy for him to handle it?"

"Easy? Not sure!"

Li Xiao's smile deepened.

In sight, Lao Zhang's son came to the wild boar and shouted excitedly: "The wild boar is mine!"

Available in the next second.

The two wild boars jumped up from the ground and threw it directly to the ground.

"This……"

Qi Miao opened her mouth wide.

Li Xiao said: "Do you really think that Xiao Hei and the others subdued the wild boar? These two wild boars have rough skin and thick flesh, how could they be easily subdued in such a short period of time? They are very smart and realized that they are not Xiao Hei's opponent for the time being. Simply lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, ready to look for a chance to escape!"

Li Xiao saw clearly.

"So it is!"

Qi Miao nodded half understanding.

Look on the other side.

After Lao Zhang's son was pushed to the ground, he was so angry that he took a machete and wanted to attack the wild boar.

Li Xiao hurriedly said: "Friendly reminder, wild boars are protecting animals now, killing wild boars will be punished!"

Hearing this, Lao Zhang's son immediately faltered.

He hasn't married a wife yet.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in prison.

Today's animals, as long as they are related to wild characters, are basically protected animals.

There is no way, human beings are too fierce.

Some time ago, there was a news that someone killed several sparrows, and they were all caught by the police uncle.

"Xiao Hei, bring these two wild boars to the zoo!"

Li Xiao waved his hand in greeting.

"Wang Wang Wang!!"

Xiao Hei, Cyclone and Guo Shanfeng rushed to the wild boar immediately.

Guard tightly around.

prevent them from escaping.

"Second Master Xue, then I'll go back to the zoo to house these two wild boars."

After Li Xiao said hello, he left the field.

Before leaving, he waved at Lao Zhang's son and said, "Zhang Baba, goodbye!"

The expression needs to be as embarrassing as it is.

The angry Lao Zhang's son almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

That's right, Lao Zhang's son's name is Zhang Baba.

Similar to a notorious presenter's name.

His name was a bit of an advantage.

Therefore, Li Xiao would never call him by his name.

And since he fell into the latrine when he was a child, he has been given the title of Zhang Baba ever since.

humming a tune.

Enjoy the scenery.

Before Li Xiao could walk a hundred meters away, he saw an old scalper.

This is the scalper in Zhang Baba's family.

It was lying in the farmland, moaning in pain.

Since it was arched by a wild boar, its bones were broken, but its owner didn't care about it at all, and only wanted to catch the wild boar to take advantage of it.

"The old scalper looks so pitiful!"

"It's a pity, I didn't meet a good master."

"Cows have spiritual energy. I watched a video where a man wanted to kill the old scalper in his family. Before he was killed, the old scalper was in tears."

"The head of the garden, please save the old scalper, it is too pitiful."

In fact, Li Xiao will help even without the reminders from the tourists in the live broadcast room.

Zhang Baba is bad, but it's not as bad as the old scalper.

Li Xiao thought of his own bone-setting technique, and just took the opportunity to practice it.

"Don't lean over, I'll go and have a look."

Li Xiao was afraid that the old scalper would go mad in pain, and bumped into Qi Miao who was behind him.

After slowly approaching, the old scalper struggled to stand up.

Moo Moo yelled, alerting Li Xiao.

Li Xiao took a closer look, and found that the old scalper had many wounds, most of which were whip wounds, which should have been caused by Zhang Baba.

Over time, the old scalper has become afraid of human beings, which is why he is so emergency.

Li Xiao said softly: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I'm here to treat you!"

While talking, Li Xiao slowly stretched out his hand to touch the old scalper.

But in the live broadcast room, all the tourists' minds were tense.

(End of this chapter)