I'm not a big star
Chapter 148 Is This Man Crazy?
Chapter 148 Is This Man Crazy?
ps: Thank you for your great reward, bow, thank you!
Diarrhea is actually a very cheating thing.
Chu Qing remembered the diarrhea she had when she was in Wandao.
Dreams are beautiful, travel is longing, but God seems to deliberately oppose me, as long as I feel beautiful and want to do things, all kinds of moths will appear.
After pulling from the bathroom for half an hour, until Chu Qing began to doubt his life, he finally walked out.
After washing her hands by the faucet, she looked in the mirror. After seeing her miserable appearance in the mirror, Chu Qing felt deeply sympathy for herself.
Could it be that I have award winning syndrome?As long as you accept the award, you will definitely be a moth?If not award winning syndrome, then do I have tourist syndrome?As long as you want to travel, you will have diarrhea?
It's unlucky to be alone, even if you drink cold water, you have to stuff your teeth, and you have diarrhea. Just now, when you saw the toilet, you just rushed in. You forgot to look at the sign on the toilet and broke into the women's toilet...
No wonder I didn't see the urinal just now and felt vaguely strange, so...
After Chu Qing finished washing his hands and was about to walk out of the toilet, he saw a girl with glasses holding a mop with a cold face staring at him viciously, as if she was about to tear herself apart.
Chu Qing felt that the girl looked familiar, but couldn't remember it for a while.
"Chu Qing, you are amazing, you dare to break into the women's bathroom now, you are so daring! I really feel worthless for Ying Er..." The appearance of the girl holding the mop made Chu Qing dare not take a step forward , even a little guilty.
Chu Qing finally remembered who this girl was, and this girl was Qin Ting who had dragged her into the police station before.
Yes, that's right, it was the reporter who went to a black Internet cafe to surf the Internet and was caught in the police station by live broadcast. He was unlucky for almost a night and followed the scene.
"Misunderstanding, I was too anxious at the time, misunderstanding, really a misunderstanding! I really didn't see clearly..." Chu Qing was forced, after all, he just rushed into the toilet and opened one of the toilet doors just to see reporter Xiao Qin just put on his pants , of course, Xiao Qin's pink bunny Nei Nei never saw it...
Nima, why is the toilet door broken in such a high-end place? Isn’t this a scam?
The scene was once very embarrassing and crazy.
"What did you say?" Qin Ting stared at Chu Qing with vicious eyes, her pretty face blushed involuntarily, at this moment she really wanted to kill Chu Qing.
"No... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I can assure you, I didn't see clearly... I had diarrhea at the time, and it was too urgent." Chu Qing looked at Qin Ting holding the mop, as if rushing forward to beat herself up. Suddenly, he took a few steps back.
"You, you still say it!" Qin Ting was so angry that her delicate body trembled, but now she couldn't do anything.
Expose Chu Qing?
Wouldn't it be bad luck for her to be exposed? The most important thing for a girl's family is reputation. Although she is a reporter, she still pays great attention to this thing, and seeing Chu Qing's expression, she knows that this can only be said to be Chu Qing This man was too reckless, and he just happened to be unlucky.
However, since Chu Qing was so cheap, she felt that she couldn't swallow this breath. Since she was a child, since when was she so unlucky?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Chu Qing's mind was as muddled at the moment,
What are you talking about?Chu Qing can't make it up, explain?After all, he didn't know how to explain what happened to him. If he were Qin Ting, he would be filled with grief and indignation, so what else could he say?I can only keep apologizing, keep saying I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry, it's useful, what do you need the security personnel to do!" This sentence almost came out of Qin Ting's mouth viciously.
"Then..." Chu Qing wanted to say compensation or something, but when she saw the girl's attire, she felt that she didn't lack anything. What compensation?Make up for it.
"Today's matter, you rot in my stomach, you know! Don't even think about it!" Qin Ting stared at Chu Qing and warned.
"Okay, I promise I don't want to, I promise I will forget about it later!" No matter how low Chu Qing's EQ was, it was so low that she was insane, but when she heard these words, she knew in her heart that Qin Ting had already forgiven herself.
Although, Qin Ting gritted her teeth when she said this, and her expression almost identified herself as the most hated enemy.
But what can I do?I am also very desperate!
Why am I so unlucky.
No matter how uncomfortable my stomach is when I go to the toilet in the future, I have to look up at the sign above to make sure it is a men's toilet!
Chu Qing deeply self-examined in her heart.
Of course, if she could cry, Chu Qing would cry into the ocean.
......................................................
Qingzi.
Qingzi Bar is very popular, and it has already rushed to the top of the search post bar.
Moreover, Qingziba didn't know when there was such an extra sentence.
"As soon as you enter the green bar, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on you become a passerby."
The popularity of Qingzi Bar made some netizens who don't pay attention to the entertainment circle enter the post bar with curiosity to see what is attractive or charming about the post bar.
Wang Jiantong is such a water friend.
In the morning, he was bored, so he logged into Baidu Tieba, and saw a green child appeared on the homepage at some point.
"Qingzi? What is this? Why is it so popular? Could it be a H post?" Thinking of this, Wang Jiantong suddenly became a little enthusiastic. After all, some post bars became popular for no reason, and there must be something tricky about them.
Huh?
When he clicked on the post bar, he subconsciously opened a post.
"Haha, I finally got Qingzi's exclusive autograph, Qingti! Haha, lucky!"
"Envy the landlord, envy."
"I'm jealous!"
Youth?
What body is this?
Wang Jiantong looked at a fan's signature, and suddenly felt that the signature was ugly, like the words he wrote in elementary school.
Is this a signature?
Then Wang Jiantong withdrew and clicked on the second post.
"Hey, I ran into Qingzi in Hangzhou, and I went up to ask for an autograph full of excitement, but Qingzi just didn't give me an autograph, and I didn't give anything. Is the signature easy to get? Get out, I won't hit you!"
"Bless the landlord."
"Poor landlord."
"Empathy +1"
Wang Jiantong clicked on it and saw a photo of Chu Qing in that post.
A very ordinary star, although his temperament looks very comfortable, but he is really not handsome, very ordinary, what's wrong?
Then, Wang Jiantong clicked on the third post.
"Qingzi hit the reporter again!"
Huh?This is interesting.
Wang Jiantong's eyes lit up.
"More than a dozen entertainment companies surrounded Qingzi, begging to sign Qingzi, but Qingzi refused!"
After watching Chu Qing beat the reporter, Wang Jiantong found this post again.
"Qingzi won the Ten Outstanding Youth Award of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province!"
"A burst of performances, Naiheshan is a banned film? Qingzi's acting skills are too strong, right?"
"Qingzi's acceptance speech..."
"Did Qingzi fall asleep at the Golden Melody Awards?"
"Qingzi made headlines and brainwashed?"
Wang Jiantong found that he seemed to have entered some extraordinary world. He felt that his whole body and mind had been inexplicably brainwashed by Qingzi, and then he couldn't control his body and paid attention to Qingba. The maiden TV series "Emperor Concubine Qingshi" also started to complain about this bad movie...
Then after seeing Qingti's signature, I feel more and more artistic about this signature.
Damn, I really want it!Only with a signature can one be qualified to become an official fan of the Green Gang!
Green Gang?
Yes, the title of Qingzi's fan group.
After a few days...
"How many times did Jiantong go out and play LOL?"
"Screw it, quit."
"What quit? Aren't you obsessed with this game?"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Qingzi is coming back from Hangzhou soon, I have to pay attention to the latest news, maybe I can get Qingzi's latest autograph or something, by the way, third child, you can buy it for me A ticket to Hangzhou..." Wang Jiantong stared at the computer and looked at the signature on the computer, grinning.
I don't know why, but he always feels that the more he looks at this signature, the more beautiful it is, and the more he looks at it, the more perfect it is?
Primary school students?
Fart, how could this be the signature of a primary school student, this is obviously Qingzi's original artistic signature, okay?
Well, Wang Jiantong didn't even know why, but he was brainwashed by the gangsters from Temeqingba.
"..."
The roommates looked at each other.
Is this guy crazy?
(End of this chapter)
ps: Thank you for your great reward, bow, thank you!
Diarrhea is actually a very cheating thing.
Chu Qing remembered the diarrhea she had when she was in Wandao.
Dreams are beautiful, travel is longing, but God seems to deliberately oppose me, as long as I feel beautiful and want to do things, all kinds of moths will appear.
After pulling from the bathroom for half an hour, until Chu Qing began to doubt his life, he finally walked out.
After washing her hands by the faucet, she looked in the mirror. After seeing her miserable appearance in the mirror, Chu Qing felt deeply sympathy for herself.
Could it be that I have award winning syndrome?As long as you accept the award, you will definitely be a moth?If not award winning syndrome, then do I have tourist syndrome?As long as you want to travel, you will have diarrhea?
It's unlucky to be alone, even if you drink cold water, you have to stuff your teeth, and you have diarrhea. Just now, when you saw the toilet, you just rushed in. You forgot to look at the sign on the toilet and broke into the women's toilet...
No wonder I didn't see the urinal just now and felt vaguely strange, so...
After Chu Qing finished washing his hands and was about to walk out of the toilet, he saw a girl with glasses holding a mop with a cold face staring at him viciously, as if she was about to tear herself apart.
Chu Qing felt that the girl looked familiar, but couldn't remember it for a while.
"Chu Qing, you are amazing, you dare to break into the women's bathroom now, you are so daring! I really feel worthless for Ying Er..." The appearance of the girl holding the mop made Chu Qing dare not take a step forward , even a little guilty.
Chu Qing finally remembered who this girl was, and this girl was Qin Ting who had dragged her into the police station before.
Yes, that's right, it was the reporter who went to a black Internet cafe to surf the Internet and was caught in the police station by live broadcast. He was unlucky for almost a night and followed the scene.
"Misunderstanding, I was too anxious at the time, misunderstanding, really a misunderstanding! I really didn't see clearly..." Chu Qing was forced, after all, he just rushed into the toilet and opened one of the toilet doors just to see reporter Xiao Qin just put on his pants , of course, Xiao Qin's pink bunny Nei Nei never saw it...
Nima, why is the toilet door broken in such a high-end place? Isn’t this a scam?
The scene was once very embarrassing and crazy.
"What did you say?" Qin Ting stared at Chu Qing with vicious eyes, her pretty face blushed involuntarily, at this moment she really wanted to kill Chu Qing.
"No... I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I can assure you, I didn't see clearly... I had diarrhea at the time, and it was too urgent." Chu Qing looked at Qin Ting holding the mop, as if rushing forward to beat herself up. Suddenly, he took a few steps back.
"You, you still say it!" Qin Ting was so angry that her delicate body trembled, but now she couldn't do anything.
Expose Chu Qing?
Wouldn't it be bad luck for her to be exposed? The most important thing for a girl's family is reputation. Although she is a reporter, she still pays great attention to this thing, and seeing Chu Qing's expression, she knows that this can only be said to be Chu Qing This man was too reckless, and he just happened to be unlucky.
However, since Chu Qing was so cheap, she felt that she couldn't swallow this breath. Since she was a child, since when was she so unlucky?
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Chu Qing's mind was as muddled at the moment,
What are you talking about?Chu Qing can't make it up, explain?After all, he didn't know how to explain what happened to him. If he were Qin Ting, he would be filled with grief and indignation, so what else could he say?I can only keep apologizing, keep saying I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry, it's useful, what do you need the security personnel to do!" This sentence almost came out of Qin Ting's mouth viciously.
"Then..." Chu Qing wanted to say compensation or something, but when she saw the girl's attire, she felt that she didn't lack anything. What compensation?Make up for it.
"Today's matter, you rot in my stomach, you know! Don't even think about it!" Qin Ting stared at Chu Qing and warned.
"Okay, I promise I don't want to, I promise I will forget about it later!" No matter how low Chu Qing's EQ was, it was so low that she was insane, but when she heard these words, she knew in her heart that Qin Ting had already forgiven herself.
Although, Qin Ting gritted her teeth when she said this, and her expression almost identified herself as the most hated enemy.
But what can I do?I am also very desperate!
Why am I so unlucky.
No matter how uncomfortable my stomach is when I go to the toilet in the future, I have to look up at the sign above to make sure it is a men's toilet!
Chu Qing deeply self-examined in her heart.
Of course, if she could cry, Chu Qing would cry into the ocean.
......................................................
Qingzi.
Qingzi Bar is very popular, and it has already rushed to the top of the search post bar.
Moreover, Qingziba didn't know when there was such an extra sentence.
"As soon as you enter the green bar, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on you become a passerby."
The popularity of Qingzi Bar made some netizens who don't pay attention to the entertainment circle enter the post bar with curiosity to see what is attractive or charming about the post bar.
Wang Jiantong is such a water friend.
In the morning, he was bored, so he logged into Baidu Tieba, and saw a green child appeared on the homepage at some point.
"Qingzi? What is this? Why is it so popular? Could it be a H post?" Thinking of this, Wang Jiantong suddenly became a little enthusiastic. After all, some post bars became popular for no reason, and there must be something tricky about them.
Huh?
When he clicked on the post bar, he subconsciously opened a post.
"Haha, I finally got Qingzi's exclusive autograph, Qingti! Haha, lucky!"
"Envy the landlord, envy."
"I'm jealous!"
Youth?
What body is this?
Wang Jiantong looked at a fan's signature, and suddenly felt that the signature was ugly, like the words he wrote in elementary school.
Is this a signature?
Then Wang Jiantong withdrew and clicked on the second post.
"Hey, I ran into Qingzi in Hangzhou, and I went up to ask for an autograph full of excitement, but Qingzi just didn't give me an autograph, and I didn't give anything. Is the signature easy to get? Get out, I won't hit you!"
"Bless the landlord."
"Poor landlord."
"Empathy +1"
Wang Jiantong clicked on it and saw a photo of Chu Qing in that post.
A very ordinary star, although his temperament looks very comfortable, but he is really not handsome, very ordinary, what's wrong?
Then, Wang Jiantong clicked on the third post.
"Qingzi hit the reporter again!"
Huh?This is interesting.
Wang Jiantong's eyes lit up.
"More than a dozen entertainment companies surrounded Qingzi, begging to sign Qingzi, but Qingzi refused!"
After watching Chu Qing beat the reporter, Wang Jiantong found this post again.
"Qingzi won the Ten Outstanding Youth Award of Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province!"
"A burst of performances, Naiheshan is a banned film? Qingzi's acting skills are too strong, right?"
"Qingzi's acceptance speech..."
"Did Qingzi fall asleep at the Golden Melody Awards?"
"Qingzi made headlines and brainwashed?"
Wang Jiantong found that he seemed to have entered some extraordinary world. He felt that his whole body and mind had been inexplicably brainwashed by Qingzi, and then he couldn't control his body and paid attention to Qingba. The maiden TV series "Emperor Concubine Qingshi" also started to complain about this bad movie...
Then after seeing Qingti's signature, I feel more and more artistic about this signature.
Damn, I really want it!Only with a signature can one be qualified to become an official fan of the Green Gang!
Green Gang?
Yes, the title of Qingzi's fan group.
After a few days...
"How many times did Jiantong go out and play LOL?"
"Screw it, quit."
"What quit? Aren't you obsessed with this game?"
"Why are you talking so much nonsense! Qingzi is coming back from Hangzhou soon, I have to pay attention to the latest news, maybe I can get Qingzi's latest autograph or something, by the way, third child, you can buy it for me A ticket to Hangzhou..." Wang Jiantong stared at the computer and looked at the signature on the computer, grinning.
I don't know why, but he always feels that the more he looks at this signature, the more beautiful it is, and the more he looks at it, the more perfect it is?
Primary school students?
Fart, how could this be the signature of a primary school student, this is obviously Qingzi's original artistic signature, okay?
Well, Wang Jiantong didn't even know why, but he was brainwashed by the gangsters from Temeqingba.
"..."
The roommates looked at each other.
Is this guy crazy?
(End of this chapter)
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