I'm not a big star
Chapter 209 Damn, It's Scary
Chapter 209 Damn, It's Scary (Second)
(PS: Today's second update is updated in advance. What is the reason? There is no reason. Does Monday count as a reason?)
Chu Qing took the tea that Huang Mao took, took a sip of water, and then sipped it with eyes narrowed.
"Pu'er? But it doesn't seem to be Pu'er."
"Brother... This tea is indeed Pu'er, but Sister Yu'er has added some ingredients, drinking it can strengthen the kidneys and strengthen the body..."
"Oh, it's good to keep fit. You need to drink more." Chu Qing didn't recognize the kidneys and body.
"Well, brother Luo's health was a little broken a few days ago, and he asked his girlfriend to go tonight..." Huang Mao wanted to say something, but he didn't expect Jiang Xiaoyu, who had just come out of the bathroom, to cough slightly. The spirit was shocked, and then quickly shut up.
"Um, what are you asking your girlfriend to do at night?" Chu Qing was surprised when he was interrupted halfway through.
"Let's go shopping in the park..." Huang Mao held back for a long time before he immediately uttered these words.
"Walking in the park?" Chu Qing scratched her head. Does going to the park have something to do with her physical breakdown?I thought he asked his girlfriend to have sex with him, and then he ejaculated in seconds...
Chu Qing didn't know that she was infinitely close to the truth...
"You guys talk, I'll call Brother Luo right away, he should be here soon... Well, I'll go and rush..." After seeing Jiang Xiaoyu coming over, Huang Mao, who is usually noisy and even lawless, is as honest as a good baby Similarly, after seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's warning eyes, he hurried into the back room.
"Brother Qing, are you tired from sitting, how about I rub your shoulders for you?"
"Uh, no, I feel pretty good recently."
"Oh, are you hungry? Shall I go shopping?" Jiang Xiaoyu asked again.
"Didn't we just have breakfast?"
"How can you drink a glass of milk and eat two eggs for breakfast?"
"Eh..." Chu Qing suddenly felt something was wrong.
In the morning, didn't you say that I drink milk and eat eggs enough?Why can't I say enough?
Why do I feel that Jiang Xiaoyu is fooling me?
"Brother Qing, don't look at me like that... I'm just afraid that you will be hungry, after all, it will take a while to get your hair done." Jiang Xiaoyu was inexplicably stared at by Chu Qing. Embarrassed and even a little shy...
The yellow hair in the back room happened to see this scene, and suddenly opened his mouth wide, and felt his goosebumps popping up in an instant, wondering if he was eating shit now, but he saw such a terrible scene...
Is this still my sister Yu'er?
I'm so crazy.
..........................................
reincarnation?
Romon felt that he had never been so rushed to reincarnate as he is now.
If Huang Mao was allowed to deal with Sister Yuer just now, then he would have a reason to ignore Sister Yuer today, and then go to entertain the performance artist. At worst, he will sincerely admit his mistake to Sister Yuer tomorrow, Sister Yuer Although it was scary, she wouldn't do anything to me if I sincerely admitted my mistake.
However, Sister Yu'er heard her plan of pretending to be sick on the phone.
Nima, it's terrible.
But what about the performance artist whom I respect?
Is there anything wrong with this world?
Luo Meng put on his clothes abruptly, with only one thought in mind, which was to rush to the studio. Luo Meng's girlfriend Xiaorou looked at her boyfriend holding the steering wheel strangely, with some doubts in her beautiful eyes.
Seeing those few great stars on weekdays, I didn't see Romon so nervous, but put on the stinky airs of an artist?
What is he going to do today?
"Xiaorou, don't talk nonsense later, you know? The person I met today is not an ordinary person."
"Oh, good." Xiaorou sat obediently on the co-pilot and rushed forward.
About ten minutes later, Romon finally arrived at the studio, and as soon as the car stopped, he dragged Xiao Rou into the door of the studio.
As soon as he entered, he saw Jiang Xiaoyu standing at the door watching the time.
"Sister Yu'er..." He was taken aback when he saw the scar on Jiang Xiaoyu's face and that unusually ugly dress. He was just about to ask something but when he saw the warning in Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes, he immediately froze. I dare not speak anymore.
Sister Yuer seems to have a secret.
"Help Brother Qing design a hairstyle."
"Brother Qing?" Luo Meng looked at Chu Qing who was sitting on the sofa and obediently reading hair magazines.
"Wow, it's Qingzi!" The moment her girlfriend Xiaorou saw Chu Qing, she screamed and rushed towards Chu Qing. Know something bad.
"Xiaorou! Don't be presumptuous!" Luo Meng hurriedly rushed over to hold Xiaorou, but Xiaorou, who had always been very gentle and docile before seeing Chu Qing, suddenly felt something was wrong. He wanted to hold Xiaorou back. Can't live.
"Qingzi, I'm your fan, yes... can you give me a Qing body autograph..." Xiaorou ran to Chu Qing with a star-like face, like a fan, full of anticipation and pleading.
"Uh...ok...but I didn't bring a pen and paper." Chu Qing was a little embarrassed by the sudden appearance of a fan.
"It's okay, I have it, wait a minute, you have to wait for me, I'll go back to the car and get it." Xiaorou turned around and rushed towards the car, with an expression on her face that she was afraid that she would leave if it was too late. to the signature emoticon.
"Xiaorou!" Luo Meng yelled at Xiaorou when he saw Jiang Xiaoyu's face getting colder and colder.
Fuck, didn't I tell you not to talk nonsense when you came here, did you take the wrong medicine?
Miss Yuer is still here!
Can you be more reserved when you see your idol, this is sister Yu'er's friend!
"Brother Qing... I'm sorry, Xiaorou has always been your fan, she is very kind, don't be angry, I will teach her a lesson when I go back later, she is so small, there are stickers everywhere in the house Your photo..." Luo Meng quickly turned his head to look at Chu Qing, with a bitter and apologetic expression.
"What's the lesson, it's okay..." Chu Qing shook his head when he saw Luo Meng wanting to rush out immediately, it's no big deal just to sign.
Still, posting pictures of me everywhere?
Holy crap, Chu Qing felt inexplicably chilly, for some reason he felt like he was being fetishized by something...
Then Xiaorou ran in with a very scented notebook with Chu Qing's photos everywhere and handed it to Chu Qing...
Looking at her photo, Chu Qing instantly felt embarrassed and cancerous.
Photos, indeed quite a lot.
And these photos...
If I remember correctly, this photo is a free advertisement for these sponsors, right?
Uh, this photo seems to be from when I hit the reporter...
This...
Chu Qing felt that she couldn't stand it anymore.
Why these photos are my black history...
He felt that his dark history was being brought out to bask in the sun very proudly.
that feeling...
quite sad.
After hastily signing, Chu Qing quickly turned her head to the other side, extremely embarrassed.
"Thank you Qingzi, thank you." Xiaorou was holding the autograph book as if she had found a treasure, and hugged it in her arms as if she was afraid of being robbed.
Then Xiaorou felt that something was missing. After staying for a few seconds, she quickly patted her head, took out her mobile phone, and took several photos of Chu Qing very excitedly...
"Crack."
"..." Chu Qing continued to be embarrassed.
"..." Jiang Xiaoyu's face was slightly cold, but he remained calm and did not attack.
"..." Some panicked, but he couldn't help showing an apologetic smile and ran over to Luo Meng who snatched Xiaorou's phone.
"..." As for the yellow hair in the back room?The hand making tea trembled slightly.
Yes, it was just a slight trembling.
Of course, compared to these people outside, he felt that staying in the back room was very safe.
Sister-in-law, you can really make trouble.
Well, I didn't expect Sister Yu'er to look like she was going to eat people?
......................................................
"Why don't you shave your head?" Chu Qing suggested. =
"Cut head? Brother Qing, it's definitely not okay. You should wear some bangs in front, and then create a sense of mystery."
"Does the bangs look good? No."
"Well, keep it for a while?"
"okay."
"Brother Qing, why don't you dye your hair?"
"No need, pure natural black is good, I'm not used to colorful dyes, and it's not healthy."
"Well, okay, then we won't dye it."
"Brother Qing, let me keep it here for you. Keep it good-looking, with the style of a literary youth."
"OK."
About an hour later, when Luo Meng came out after designing the hairstyle for Chu Qing, Xiaorou who was sitting on the sofa excitedly took a few more photos.
"Wow, Brother Qing, you are so handsome." Xiao Rou continued to shout excitedly.
"..." Chu Qing looked at herself in the mirror, then hesitated for a while.
Hairstyle is indeed very important to a person. Chu Qing, who was originally ordinary, changed his hairstyle, and suddenly he looked so handsome. Of course, Chu Qing's handsomeness is different from other celebrities. The handsomeness of celebrities will make you feel aesthetically tired if you watch too much, and Chu Qing's handsomeness may not seem obvious, but the more you look at it, the more attractive it becomes...
Well, I'm actually quite handsome?
Chu Qing felt that he had an illusion, but then he shook his head.
An illusion, definitely an illusion.
"Well, it's not bad..." Jiang Xiaoyu walked around Chu Qing, looked around and nodded.
"Huh." Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's satisfied expression, Luo Meng let out a long sigh of relief.
"Well, let's do this for today. Brother Qing and I will leave first, and you will charge the money to my account first." Jiang Xiaoyu carefully arranged the hair on Chu Qing's clothes, and then nodded to Luo Meng. head.
"Oh, oh, okay... Uh, why don't you? Where did you come from, Miss Yu'er..." Luo Meng was a little confused at first.
"It's the bill, you forgot, or do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't pay?" Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes and looked at Luo Meng.
"Ah...Understood." Romon shivered, his whole body was alive as if he saw a shoe shiner from the city management...
pay?
Sister Yuer, when did you pay?
Of course, he can only keep such words in his heart.
Just a few seconds after Jiang Xiaoyu and Chu Qing left the design room, there was a burst of excited shouting outside.
"Qingzi!"
Hearing this shout, Romon felt like his heart stopped suddenly, and his calm mood just now felt like an orgasm.
shit.
What the hell is going on outside!
Wait, why does this voice sound so much like the performance artist Shen Tianyun I want to entertain?
? ?
Nima, this is about sparks hitting the earth. Normally, Shen Tianyun looks down on those popular stars in the entertainment circle the most. He even criticizes those stars openly and secretly for having no sense of art, no education and culture, only vulgar and vulgar. ...
However, when Luo Meng rushed out and saw Shen Tianyun's eyes exuding the same expression as his girlfriend Xiaorou, he immediately...
He is stupid. Forced...
what's the situation?
(End of this chapter)
(PS: Today's second update is updated in advance. What is the reason? There is no reason. Does Monday count as a reason?)
Chu Qing took the tea that Huang Mao took, took a sip of water, and then sipped it with eyes narrowed.
"Pu'er? But it doesn't seem to be Pu'er."
"Brother... This tea is indeed Pu'er, but Sister Yu'er has added some ingredients, drinking it can strengthen the kidneys and strengthen the body..."
"Oh, it's good to keep fit. You need to drink more." Chu Qing didn't recognize the kidneys and body.
"Well, brother Luo's health was a little broken a few days ago, and he asked his girlfriend to go tonight..." Huang Mao wanted to say something, but he didn't expect Jiang Xiaoyu, who had just come out of the bathroom, to cough slightly. The spirit was shocked, and then quickly shut up.
"Um, what are you asking your girlfriend to do at night?" Chu Qing was surprised when he was interrupted halfway through.
"Let's go shopping in the park..." Huang Mao held back for a long time before he immediately uttered these words.
"Walking in the park?" Chu Qing scratched her head. Does going to the park have something to do with her physical breakdown?I thought he asked his girlfriend to have sex with him, and then he ejaculated in seconds...
Chu Qing didn't know that she was infinitely close to the truth...
"You guys talk, I'll call Brother Luo right away, he should be here soon... Well, I'll go and rush..." After seeing Jiang Xiaoyu coming over, Huang Mao, who is usually noisy and even lawless, is as honest as a good baby Similarly, after seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's warning eyes, he hurried into the back room.
"Brother Qing, are you tired from sitting, how about I rub your shoulders for you?"
"Uh, no, I feel pretty good recently."
"Oh, are you hungry? Shall I go shopping?" Jiang Xiaoyu asked again.
"Didn't we just have breakfast?"
"How can you drink a glass of milk and eat two eggs for breakfast?"
"Eh..." Chu Qing suddenly felt something was wrong.
In the morning, didn't you say that I drink milk and eat eggs enough?Why can't I say enough?
Why do I feel that Jiang Xiaoyu is fooling me?
"Brother Qing, don't look at me like that... I'm just afraid that you will be hungry, after all, it will take a while to get your hair done." Jiang Xiaoyu was inexplicably stared at by Chu Qing. Embarrassed and even a little shy...
The yellow hair in the back room happened to see this scene, and suddenly opened his mouth wide, and felt his goosebumps popping up in an instant, wondering if he was eating shit now, but he saw such a terrible scene...
Is this still my sister Yu'er?
I'm so crazy.
..........................................
reincarnation?
Romon felt that he had never been so rushed to reincarnate as he is now.
If Huang Mao was allowed to deal with Sister Yuer just now, then he would have a reason to ignore Sister Yuer today, and then go to entertain the performance artist. At worst, he will sincerely admit his mistake to Sister Yuer tomorrow, Sister Yuer Although it was scary, she wouldn't do anything to me if I sincerely admitted my mistake.
However, Sister Yu'er heard her plan of pretending to be sick on the phone.
Nima, it's terrible.
But what about the performance artist whom I respect?
Is there anything wrong with this world?
Luo Meng put on his clothes abruptly, with only one thought in mind, which was to rush to the studio. Luo Meng's girlfriend Xiaorou looked at her boyfriend holding the steering wheel strangely, with some doubts in her beautiful eyes.
Seeing those few great stars on weekdays, I didn't see Romon so nervous, but put on the stinky airs of an artist?
What is he going to do today?
"Xiaorou, don't talk nonsense later, you know? The person I met today is not an ordinary person."
"Oh, good." Xiaorou sat obediently on the co-pilot and rushed forward.
About ten minutes later, Romon finally arrived at the studio, and as soon as the car stopped, he dragged Xiao Rou into the door of the studio.
As soon as he entered, he saw Jiang Xiaoyu standing at the door watching the time.
"Sister Yu'er..." He was taken aback when he saw the scar on Jiang Xiaoyu's face and that unusually ugly dress. He was just about to ask something but when he saw the warning in Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes, he immediately froze. I dare not speak anymore.
Sister Yuer seems to have a secret.
"Help Brother Qing design a hairstyle."
"Brother Qing?" Luo Meng looked at Chu Qing who was sitting on the sofa and obediently reading hair magazines.
"Wow, it's Qingzi!" The moment her girlfriend Xiaorou saw Chu Qing, she screamed and rushed towards Chu Qing. Know something bad.
"Xiaorou! Don't be presumptuous!" Luo Meng hurriedly rushed over to hold Xiaorou, but Xiaorou, who had always been very gentle and docile before seeing Chu Qing, suddenly felt something was wrong. He wanted to hold Xiaorou back. Can't live.
"Qingzi, I'm your fan, yes... can you give me a Qing body autograph..." Xiaorou ran to Chu Qing with a star-like face, like a fan, full of anticipation and pleading.
"Uh...ok...but I didn't bring a pen and paper." Chu Qing was a little embarrassed by the sudden appearance of a fan.
"It's okay, I have it, wait a minute, you have to wait for me, I'll go back to the car and get it." Xiaorou turned around and rushed towards the car, with an expression on her face that she was afraid that she would leave if it was too late. to the signature emoticon.
"Xiaorou!" Luo Meng yelled at Xiaorou when he saw Jiang Xiaoyu's face getting colder and colder.
Fuck, didn't I tell you not to talk nonsense when you came here, did you take the wrong medicine?
Miss Yuer is still here!
Can you be more reserved when you see your idol, this is sister Yu'er's friend!
"Brother Qing... I'm sorry, Xiaorou has always been your fan, she is very kind, don't be angry, I will teach her a lesson when I go back later, she is so small, there are stickers everywhere in the house Your photo..." Luo Meng quickly turned his head to look at Chu Qing, with a bitter and apologetic expression.
"What's the lesson, it's okay..." Chu Qing shook his head when he saw Luo Meng wanting to rush out immediately, it's no big deal just to sign.
Still, posting pictures of me everywhere?
Holy crap, Chu Qing felt inexplicably chilly, for some reason he felt like he was being fetishized by something...
Then Xiaorou ran in with a very scented notebook with Chu Qing's photos everywhere and handed it to Chu Qing...
Looking at her photo, Chu Qing instantly felt embarrassed and cancerous.
Photos, indeed quite a lot.
And these photos...
If I remember correctly, this photo is a free advertisement for these sponsors, right?
Uh, this photo seems to be from when I hit the reporter...
This...
Chu Qing felt that she couldn't stand it anymore.
Why these photos are my black history...
He felt that his dark history was being brought out to bask in the sun very proudly.
that feeling...
quite sad.
After hastily signing, Chu Qing quickly turned her head to the other side, extremely embarrassed.
"Thank you Qingzi, thank you." Xiaorou was holding the autograph book as if she had found a treasure, and hugged it in her arms as if she was afraid of being robbed.
Then Xiaorou felt that something was missing. After staying for a few seconds, she quickly patted her head, took out her mobile phone, and took several photos of Chu Qing very excitedly...
"Crack."
"..." Chu Qing continued to be embarrassed.
"..." Jiang Xiaoyu's face was slightly cold, but he remained calm and did not attack.
"..." Some panicked, but he couldn't help showing an apologetic smile and ran over to Luo Meng who snatched Xiaorou's phone.
"..." As for the yellow hair in the back room?The hand making tea trembled slightly.
Yes, it was just a slight trembling.
Of course, compared to these people outside, he felt that staying in the back room was very safe.
Sister-in-law, you can really make trouble.
Well, I didn't expect Sister Yu'er to look like she was going to eat people?
......................................................
"Why don't you shave your head?" Chu Qing suggested. =
"Cut head? Brother Qing, it's definitely not okay. You should wear some bangs in front, and then create a sense of mystery."
"Does the bangs look good? No."
"Well, keep it for a while?"
"okay."
"Brother Qing, why don't you dye your hair?"
"No need, pure natural black is good, I'm not used to colorful dyes, and it's not healthy."
"Well, okay, then we won't dye it."
"Brother Qing, let me keep it here for you. Keep it good-looking, with the style of a literary youth."
"OK."
About an hour later, when Luo Meng came out after designing the hairstyle for Chu Qing, Xiaorou who was sitting on the sofa excitedly took a few more photos.
"Wow, Brother Qing, you are so handsome." Xiao Rou continued to shout excitedly.
"..." Chu Qing looked at herself in the mirror, then hesitated for a while.
Hairstyle is indeed very important to a person. Chu Qing, who was originally ordinary, changed his hairstyle, and suddenly he looked so handsome. Of course, Chu Qing's handsomeness is different from other celebrities. The handsomeness of celebrities will make you feel aesthetically tired if you watch too much, and Chu Qing's handsomeness may not seem obvious, but the more you look at it, the more attractive it becomes...
Well, I'm actually quite handsome?
Chu Qing felt that he had an illusion, but then he shook his head.
An illusion, definitely an illusion.
"Well, it's not bad..." Jiang Xiaoyu walked around Chu Qing, looked around and nodded.
"Huh." Seeing Jiang Xiaoyu's satisfied expression, Luo Meng let out a long sigh of relief.
"Well, let's do this for today. Brother Qing and I will leave first, and you will charge the money to my account first." Jiang Xiaoyu carefully arranged the hair on Chu Qing's clothes, and then nodded to Luo Meng. head.
"Oh, oh, okay... Uh, why don't you? Where did you come from, Miss Yu'er..." Luo Meng was a little confused at first.
"It's the bill, you forgot, or do you think I'm the kind of person who doesn't pay?" Jiang Xiaoyu narrowed his eyes and looked at Luo Meng.
"Ah...Understood." Romon shivered, his whole body was alive as if he saw a shoe shiner from the city management...
pay?
Sister Yuer, when did you pay?
Of course, he can only keep such words in his heart.
Just a few seconds after Jiang Xiaoyu and Chu Qing left the design room, there was a burst of excited shouting outside.
"Qingzi!"
Hearing this shout, Romon felt like his heart stopped suddenly, and his calm mood just now felt like an orgasm.
shit.
What the hell is going on outside!
Wait, why does this voice sound so much like the performance artist Shen Tianyun I want to entertain?
? ?
Nima, this is about sparks hitting the earth. Normally, Shen Tianyun looks down on those popular stars in the entertainment circle the most. He even criticizes those stars openly and secretly for having no sense of art, no education and culture, only vulgar and vulgar. ...
However, when Luo Meng rushed out and saw Shen Tianyun's eyes exuding the same expression as his girlfriend Xiaorou, he immediately...
He is stupid. Forced...
what's the situation?
(End of this chapter)
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