I'm not a big star

Chapter 254 Grass!Trapped by wine!
There are many firsts in a person's life, such as learning to walk for the first time, learning to speak for the first time, learning to eat for the first time, going to school, many times the first time is also happy, but many firsts are painful .

Chu Qing recalled the first time he and Zhao Yinger got drunk in the bar. This scene haunted Chu Qing like a dark history, and every time Chu Qing thought about it, he was always extremely embarrassed.

The sun shone through the curtains into the window, Chu Qing opened his eyes, and at the same time felt dizzy and a little pain in his head, and his stomach was very uncomfortable, and he felt like vomiting but couldn't vomit. The feeling after a hangover was really uncomfortable , I feel like my head is going to explode.

Wait, where am I?
Chu Qing was stunned when she saw the strange room and strange furnishings.

This is definitely not my room.

"Brother Qing, are you awake?"

"Well, I'm awake...you..." Chu Qing turned his head to look at Jiang Xiaoyu who was sitting by the bed in a strange way, then shook his dazed head.

Jiang Xiaoyu?
How is she here?
"Brother Qing, it's good if you wake up." Jiang Xiaoyu looked at Chu Qing's somewhat bewildered expression, turned around very speechlessly and handed Chu Qing the hot tea that he had been brewing for a lifetime. There was a trace of exhaustion that had been tossed and broken by something.

Yes, it's fatigue.

Chu Qing had an ominous premonition.

"What did I do last night?"

Chu Qing took the tea and took a deep breath, then looked at Jiang Xiaoyu uneasily, with a worried expression on his face.After he was drunk, he was really broken, and he really didn't know what he would do or what he did.

"Brother Qing, you still quit drinking in the future, you really have to quit." Jiang Xiaoyu shook his head, "This is the clothes I bought for you, wear them to see if they fit you well."

"Clothes?" Chu Qing was stunned when he heard this, and then he noticed that except for the most important part of his body, he was wearing underwear. The rest of the body was completely naked, which made Chu Qing feel ominous heavier.

Did I last night...

No, no, it shouldn't be possible, right?
"Brother Qing, you were too strong last night, your clothes were torn into tatters...I can't wear them anymore, hey, I can't stop you even if I try..." Jiang Xiaoyu becomes very speechless whenever he thinks about what happened yesterday , but it seemed to be holding back.

"What did I do last night?" Chu Qing was a little anxious.

Nima, no matter how you look at it, I feel like a criminal!
shit...

"Brother Qing, you really have no impression?" Jiang Xiaoyu looked Chu Qing up and down.

"When I'm drunk, I get broken, and I make a lot of jokes, so... I really didn't do it on purpose, I really don't remember." Chu Qing didn't know how to explain his embarrassing problem at the moment, Last night, I remembered that I fell asleep holding a very cool thing, and then this cool thing made my body feel less dry and hot, I just felt very refreshed, and then I seemed to be active again.

As for what he did, he really didn't realize it.

I shouldn't be the same as described in the third-rate novels, get drunk and sleep with other girls!

Thinking about this, Chu Qing felt his heart skip a beat, and then thought of Jiang Xiaoyu saying that his clothes were torn to pieces by him, this... this...

special.

Chu Qing looked at Jiang Xiaoyu in a wrong way, even with a hint of embarrassment...

"Brother Qing... wine is really not a good thing, hey... what happened yesterday, since you don't remember, I will choose to forget, after all, only you and I know... put on your clothes quickly " Jiang Xiaoyu's voice was low and helpless, turning his back to Chu Qing.

Wouldn't it be crying?

Chu Qing looked at Jiang Xiaoyu who had his back to him, and hurriedly put on his clothes and trousers...

"I want to know what happened to me yesterday. If I did it, then I will be responsible!" Although Zhao Yinger's figure flashed in his mind at this moment, Chu Qing finally spoke firmly.

"Hey, brother Qing, don't ask, you won't want to know." Jiang Xiaoyu sighed, her back trembled slightly, as if she was holding back something, she let it go very lightly.

What the hell!

Did I really put Jiang Xiaoyu to sleep?This matter is a big deal, Nima...

Thinking of this, Chu Qing seemed to hear a song called "Liang Liang" echoing and echoing next to her.

"I want to know, if I really did something that shouldn't be done, I will be responsible!" Chu Qing took a deep breath. Although Zhao Yinger's figure flashed inexplicably in his mind at this time, Chu Qing Still said it firmly.

Some things are things that are constantly cut and messed up. If this kind of thing really happens, I have to be like a man and not just avoid it blindly.

Evasion is not like a man.

"Brother Qing, since you want to know so much, I can only say, you, have you seen the metal trash can in front of you?"

"I see, what's the matter?" Chu Qing looked at the trash can with some doubts, he didn't understand the relationship between the trash can and what Jiang Xiaoyu was going to say next.

"Brother Qing, after you got drunk last night, I sent you back to your room and waited for you to lie down first, um, it's my room, but after lying down for a long time, you knocked on the door again and came in drunk, saying that it feels really hot. Take me to the Internet cafe to masturbate, take me to be super god, take me to fly, etc... Then let me give you a massage, saying that your shoulders have swollen and uncomfortable recently... I don’t want to go to the foot bath shop, saying that my massage technique is really top-notch , I am a little embarrassed..." When Jiang Xiaoyu turned his head, Chu Qing saw that Jiang Xiaoyu's face was flushed, but all fools knew that Jiang Xiaoyu's expression was not pain and entanglement, but Holding back a laugh.

When Chu Qing heard it, her heart became cold and cold, and she felt that many things were not like those written in third-rate novels, and for some reason, Chu Qing felt that she would have another dark history...

Chu Qing opened his mouth, but in the end he held back and didn't say anything else.

He is listening.

"Then I saw you like this, so I could only pull you onto the bed to get you something to sober you up, but I didn't expect you to say that it was too hot as soon as you lay on the bed, tearing your clothes frantically... and then Inexplicably, I said that I forgot to update my "Urban Cultivation of Immortals" and wanted to type, and then you didn't listen to my advice and ran to the computer... I thought you would turn on the computer and start typing, but I didn't expect you to, You actually...hahaha!" Jiang Xiaoyu finally lost his image, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter...

What happened last night is vivid in my memory!
Yes!

"What did I do?" Chu Qing gasped, feeling her heart convulsing.

What's so special about this?
"Suddenly hugging the metal trash can next to the computer... I couldn't pull you away no matter what, and you pushed me a few times... Said that you are going to be a super god soon, and you won't cheat people anymore... ...Brother Qing, you...you tormented me all night, I didn't fall asleep until four o'clock in the morning...and I just sat on the bed and couldn't fall asleep..."

"Brother Qing, why are you... why are you so obsessed with League of Legends? After all, this is just a game, can we have something to do?"

"Stop talking..." Chu Qing covered her face, feeling like she was about to cry.

Nima...

No wonder I felt like I was hugging something cool and comfortable yesterday, but I didn't expect that I, actually, hugged a metal trash can?
? ?
Anything like this?
Why do the protagonists in third-rate novels sleep with girls after drinking, and why are you f*cking...

Sleeping in the trash can?

Fortunately, the trash can looks new, and there is no garbage in the trash can, anyway, I...

I am so special!

Quit drinking, stop drinking, paralyze, no matter what happens in the future, don't get drunk, it's embarrassing for the thief.

Looking at Wang Ying who couldn't straighten up with laughter, Chu Qing felt that her good image had been completely ruined.

Life is dark.

....................................

"Qingzi, did you do anything last night?" After returning to the company and sitting in the office opposite Wang Ying, Wang Ying, who was sitting on the office chair, suddenly looked up at Chu Qing and asked.

"What can I do, I'm fine..." Chu Qing subconsciously turned her head to look elsewhere.

"Oh, that's good." Wang Ying shook her head, "Qingzi, why are you so obsessed with the game League of Legends?"

"What?" When Chu Qing heard the words League of Legends, her whole body was shocked, and she looked at Wang Ying in disbelief.

The stupid Jiang Xiaoyu promised to rot everything in his stomach?
What the hell did you tell Wang Ying in an instant?
Does he have any professional ethics?
"Oh, it seems that you don't remember. When we went back to sit in the taxi last night, we happened to pass by the Internet cafe. You insisted on dragging me in to play League of Legends, and you said that you feel hot today, and you are in a good state of mind... "

"..." Chu Qing felt a little uncomfortable, "Have we entered the Internet cafe yet?"

"No, because you vomited all over me. I went back to take a shower three or four times last night, but I couldn't stand the smell...Qingzi, you, forget it, I will not persuade you to drink alcohol in the future, and you should stop drinking... "Wang Ying shook her head, thinking of Chu Qing's performance yesterday, she was quite speechless, "But compared to playing with the trash can, singing to the moon, and smashing glass, I think your performance yesterday was pretty normal."

"..." Chu Qing took a deep breath.

After getting drunk yesterday, I was not normal.

I played again, trash can

"Clap clap clap."

"Come in……"

When Xu Wanying walked into the office, she glanced at Chu Qing, and then suddenly there was an expression similar to Jiang Xiaoyu's on her face.

Chu Qing's expression was very tangled and embarrassed as if he had eaten Xiang.

"Brother Qing...you..."

"What's wrong with me?" Chu Qing was helpless.

"No... you really plan to open a pedicure shop? If you really want to open it, why don't I invest hundreds of thousands in you?" Xu Wanying said solemnly, holding her voice.

"Depend on!"

What the hell was I talking about last night?

Chu Qing wanted to cry but had no tears.

(PS: Do you think I can drive? Just kidding, someone as talented as Lao Tzu will drive for no reason?)

(End of this chapter)