Start with a star wife
Chapter 213 Showing Courtesy for Nothing [Part 1]
Chapter 213 Showing Courtesy for Nothing
"People are in good spirits on happy occasions!"
After dinner, Yu Zhile said happily, "Honey, I set another record!"
Qin Haiyu didn't believe it: "How is that possible! The highest sales volume of singles has exceeded 7000 million yuan, and now your maximum is only 3000 million yuan, how could it suddenly increase to more than 7000 million yuan!"
Yu Zhile explained: "I'm talking about setting a record for online single sales of piano music!"
"Oh……"
Qin Haiyu muttered: "Does this kind of record still exist?"
Yu Zhile said: "Cai Lanlan has quite a few piano pieces that are paid for! Before my piano piece was released for free, her "Mengqin" was the most paid piano piece, and it has been more than three years now. , the total sales of the single is only 2700 million yuan, but I broke her record in less than a day!"
Qin Haiyu boasted at this time: "Wow! Husband, you are so awesome!"
Yu Zhile felt that his wife was not praising herself, but more like mocking herself!
Sure enough, women are more vengeful!
Didn't she just confirm that she was lying this morning, saying that it was impossible for a matriarch to give her a deer whip, and then took the opportunity to punish her a little!
Just now I knelt down on the deer whip and admitted my mistake, but my wife is still so brooding!
But at this moment, Yu Zhile knew that he could not provoke his wife anymore, otherwise he would have to suffer tonight!
So, Yu Zhile said wittily: "Baby, you can praise Dad too!"
The baby was a little baffled. He didn't know what the parents were talking about, so he boasted a little bit: "Papa is great!"
"Hey, how cute!"
Yu Zhile proudly patted the baby's little head, then glanced at the second treasure in his wife's arms, and said, "Smelly son, praise me too!"
Qin Haiyu complained: "Aren't you stupid? My son is only [-] days away from turning one year old. It's already good enough to be called Mom and Dad now, and I want him to praise you!"
Erbao stood on her mother's lap and squatted down vigorously, crying happily with her small mouth: "Baba, Baba."
It sounds very similar to the baby's voice when he first learned to call mom and dad.
After watching TV for an hour, Qin Haiyu handed his son to her husband to hold her, and then took her daughter to take a bath.
Yu Zhile patted Er Bao's butt, and complained: "Stinky boy, since you were born, I have to take care of you every day with your mother, so I can't take a good bath together!"
Erbao didn't know that he was rejected and was taught a lesson!Therefore, he felt that being slapped by his father was like teasing himself, and he felt quite comfortable, so Xiaozui grinned happily, laughing, and let out a louder fart at the same time...
With a puff, the sound is still long!
Yu Zhile immediately rolled his eyes, looked at his harmless son, slapped the brat's ass again, and said angrily, "What the hell! It's not good to say a word to you, right? How dare you kill me with one hand?" Fart! You kind of burst into a pile of shit right now!"
Soon...
Yu Zhile suddenly yelled: "My wife! My son poops! You can also give him a bath by the way!"
Erbao still had a harmless and cute look on his face, smiling happily, grabbing his father's face with his little hands, and kicking hard with his two little feet in his arms.
Qin Haiyu opened the door of the bathroom, Yu Zhile handed his son over, the couple stripped off Er Bao's clothes, Yu Zhile wrapped the wet diaper and put it in the trash can.
The baby was lying in the bathtub and screaming: "My brother is stinky!"
Qin Haiyu carried his son to take a bath, and ordered his husband to help his daughter take a bath, so the couple took care of one child each, and took turns to take care of the baby and take turns to take a bath after they were done.
At night, Qin Haiyu coaxed the second baby to sleep, and Yu Zhile told the story before the baby went to sleep!
In the past, the baby fell asleep after listening to the story, but now she is still not sleepy after the story is told, and wants to listen to it again!
But because of the agreement, after telling the story, she obediently put on the quilt, closed her eyes and went to sleep.
"Good night, baby!"
Yu Zhile kissed the baby's forehead, the baby's closed eyes secretly opened a slit, and the small mouth buzzed: "Baba, good night~"
Yu Zhile touched the little guy's head, put the little bear doll to lie down next to the baby, then turned off the lights in the room, leaving a sleep light on, and went back to the next room to see that he hadn't been put to sleep by his wife The son raised his hand and slapped his butt.
Qin Haiyu glared at him immediately, and warned in a low voice: "I owe you a beating! I'm almost falling asleep!"
"Hey……"
Yu Zhile smiled, got into the bed to warm his wife's bed, and then took the phone to check the sales of piano music.
Now it has been more than 25 hours since the release, and the cumulative sales of the single have reached 3200 million yuan, which means that the paid downloads have reached 3200 million times!
And this is just one day!
According to the current increase, it should reach 5000 million in a week!After a few months or even a year or two, it may break through [-] million paid downloads!
Thinking about it is quite an exaggeration!
Since the rise of the online music payment model, popular singers and music platforms have indeed earned a lot of money.
Although the high sales volume of this piano piece is related to charity, but even if it is not used for charity, Yu Zhile feels that just based on the quality of this piano piece and his own reputation, it can sell tens of millions of yuan at least!
It is very common for a single to reach 1000 million yuan in sales in the current music market, because he has checked the single sales chart, and the most awesome song has sold 7000 million yuan for online paid downloads!
Of course, the quality of a song cannot be proved by sales results!He has listened to the songs on the single sales list, and only one or two of the top ten are listenable. The sales of other songs are basically driven by fans of traffic singers.
This made Yu Zhile think of the singer named "Kun Kun". Before the release of Jay Chou's "Say Good Not to Cry", the song "Kun Kun" had always been the most popular single in online sales, but the sales Being high does not prove that the music level is also high, so although the sales volume of the song is high, the song is not popular in the north and south of the country, and it cannot become popular, let alone become a classic.
After a while, Qin Haiyu finally put his son to sleep, his arms were a little sore from hugging him.
Yu Zhile immediately actively massaged his wife's shoulders, after all, he was guilty!Although my wife doesn't punish me today, but tomorrow, I don't know how my wife will punish me!
Satisfied with the comfort of the massage, Qin Haiyu jokingly said, "If you don't have anything to do, it's either adultery or robbery!"
Yu Zhile said seriously: "Isn't it natural to serve your wife and massage her shoulders? How can you be courteous! Wife, you are treating your husband's belly with the heart of a villain!"
Qin Haiyu bawled: "When you say this, won't your conscience hurt?"
Yu Zhile smiled to relieve the embarrassment, and then asked: "Honey, how are you going to punish me tomorrow? Why don't you just let this matter go for the sake of kneeling on the deer whip today?"
"Think beautifully!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly looked back, and said with a smirk: "By this time tomorrow, you will know how serious the consequences of wronging your wife are!"
Yu Zhile suddenly felt a pain in the ass!
I feel a little uneasy in my heart!
At this time tomorrow, I'm afraid I'm going to be fucked half to death by my wife!
I don't know what tricks and moves to use?
Thinking about it, it's quite exciting...cough, thinking about it, it's quite scary!
terrible!
Wife is terrible!
(End of this chapter)
"People are in good spirits on happy occasions!"
After dinner, Yu Zhile said happily, "Honey, I set another record!"
Qin Haiyu didn't believe it: "How is that possible! The highest sales volume of singles has exceeded 7000 million yuan, and now your maximum is only 3000 million yuan, how could it suddenly increase to more than 7000 million yuan!"
Yu Zhile explained: "I'm talking about setting a record for online single sales of piano music!"
"Oh……"
Qin Haiyu muttered: "Does this kind of record still exist?"
Yu Zhile said: "Cai Lanlan has quite a few piano pieces that are paid for! Before my piano piece was released for free, her "Mengqin" was the most paid piano piece, and it has been more than three years now. , the total sales of the single is only 2700 million yuan, but I broke her record in less than a day!"
Qin Haiyu boasted at this time: "Wow! Husband, you are so awesome!"
Yu Zhile felt that his wife was not praising herself, but more like mocking herself!
Sure enough, women are more vengeful!
Didn't she just confirm that she was lying this morning, saying that it was impossible for a matriarch to give her a deer whip, and then took the opportunity to punish her a little!
Just now I knelt down on the deer whip and admitted my mistake, but my wife is still so brooding!
But at this moment, Yu Zhile knew that he could not provoke his wife anymore, otherwise he would have to suffer tonight!
So, Yu Zhile said wittily: "Baby, you can praise Dad too!"
The baby was a little baffled. He didn't know what the parents were talking about, so he boasted a little bit: "Papa is great!"
"Hey, how cute!"
Yu Zhile proudly patted the baby's little head, then glanced at the second treasure in his wife's arms, and said, "Smelly son, praise me too!"
Qin Haiyu complained: "Aren't you stupid? My son is only [-] days away from turning one year old. It's already good enough to be called Mom and Dad now, and I want him to praise you!"
Erbao stood on her mother's lap and squatted down vigorously, crying happily with her small mouth: "Baba, Baba."
It sounds very similar to the baby's voice when he first learned to call mom and dad.
After watching TV for an hour, Qin Haiyu handed his son to her husband to hold her, and then took her daughter to take a bath.
Yu Zhile patted Er Bao's butt, and complained: "Stinky boy, since you were born, I have to take care of you every day with your mother, so I can't take a good bath together!"
Erbao didn't know that he was rejected and was taught a lesson!Therefore, he felt that being slapped by his father was like teasing himself, and he felt quite comfortable, so Xiaozui grinned happily, laughing, and let out a louder fart at the same time...
With a puff, the sound is still long!
Yu Zhile immediately rolled his eyes, looked at his harmless son, slapped the brat's ass again, and said angrily, "What the hell! It's not good to say a word to you, right? How dare you kill me with one hand?" Fart! You kind of burst into a pile of shit right now!"
Soon...
Yu Zhile suddenly yelled: "My wife! My son poops! You can also give him a bath by the way!"
Erbao still had a harmless and cute look on his face, smiling happily, grabbing his father's face with his little hands, and kicking hard with his two little feet in his arms.
Qin Haiyu opened the door of the bathroom, Yu Zhile handed his son over, the couple stripped off Er Bao's clothes, Yu Zhile wrapped the wet diaper and put it in the trash can.
The baby was lying in the bathtub and screaming: "My brother is stinky!"
Qin Haiyu carried his son to take a bath, and ordered his husband to help his daughter take a bath, so the couple took care of one child each, and took turns to take care of the baby and take turns to take a bath after they were done.
At night, Qin Haiyu coaxed the second baby to sleep, and Yu Zhile told the story before the baby went to sleep!
In the past, the baby fell asleep after listening to the story, but now she is still not sleepy after the story is told, and wants to listen to it again!
But because of the agreement, after telling the story, she obediently put on the quilt, closed her eyes and went to sleep.
"Good night, baby!"
Yu Zhile kissed the baby's forehead, the baby's closed eyes secretly opened a slit, and the small mouth buzzed: "Baba, good night~"
Yu Zhile touched the little guy's head, put the little bear doll to lie down next to the baby, then turned off the lights in the room, leaving a sleep light on, and went back to the next room to see that he hadn't been put to sleep by his wife The son raised his hand and slapped his butt.
Qin Haiyu glared at him immediately, and warned in a low voice: "I owe you a beating! I'm almost falling asleep!"
"Hey……"
Yu Zhile smiled, got into the bed to warm his wife's bed, and then took the phone to check the sales of piano music.
Now it has been more than 25 hours since the release, and the cumulative sales of the single have reached 3200 million yuan, which means that the paid downloads have reached 3200 million times!
And this is just one day!
According to the current increase, it should reach 5000 million in a week!After a few months or even a year or two, it may break through [-] million paid downloads!
Thinking about it is quite an exaggeration!
Since the rise of the online music payment model, popular singers and music platforms have indeed earned a lot of money.
Although the high sales volume of this piano piece is related to charity, but even if it is not used for charity, Yu Zhile feels that just based on the quality of this piano piece and his own reputation, it can sell tens of millions of yuan at least!
It is very common for a single to reach 1000 million yuan in sales in the current music market, because he has checked the single sales chart, and the most awesome song has sold 7000 million yuan for online paid downloads!
Of course, the quality of a song cannot be proved by sales results!He has listened to the songs on the single sales list, and only one or two of the top ten are listenable. The sales of other songs are basically driven by fans of traffic singers.
This made Yu Zhile think of the singer named "Kun Kun". Before the release of Jay Chou's "Say Good Not to Cry", the song "Kun Kun" had always been the most popular single in online sales, but the sales Being high does not prove that the music level is also high, so although the sales volume of the song is high, the song is not popular in the north and south of the country, and it cannot become popular, let alone become a classic.
After a while, Qin Haiyu finally put his son to sleep, his arms were a little sore from hugging him.
Yu Zhile immediately actively massaged his wife's shoulders, after all, he was guilty!Although my wife doesn't punish me today, but tomorrow, I don't know how my wife will punish me!
Satisfied with the comfort of the massage, Qin Haiyu jokingly said, "If you don't have anything to do, it's either adultery or robbery!"
Yu Zhile said seriously: "Isn't it natural to serve your wife and massage her shoulders? How can you be courteous! Wife, you are treating your husband's belly with the heart of a villain!"
Qin Haiyu bawled: "When you say this, won't your conscience hurt?"
Yu Zhile smiled to relieve the embarrassment, and then asked: "Honey, how are you going to punish me tomorrow? Why don't you just let this matter go for the sake of kneeling on the deer whip today?"
"Think beautifully!"
Qin Haiyu suddenly looked back, and said with a smirk: "By this time tomorrow, you will know how serious the consequences of wronging your wife are!"
Yu Zhile suddenly felt a pain in the ass!
I feel a little uneasy in my heart!
At this time tomorrow, I'm afraid I'm going to be fucked half to death by my wife!
I don't know what tricks and moves to use?
Thinking about it, it's quite exciting...cough, thinking about it, it's quite scary!
terrible!
Wife is terrible!
(End of this chapter)
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