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Chapter 253 Husband, You Are Cheating [Third Update]

next morning.

Qin Haiyu yelled: "Honey, wake up! Yang Bing sent you a message!"

Yu Zhile woke up, yawned first, then cheered up, and asked, "Did the ratings come out? How much? How many ratings are there for the premiere of "Tom and Jerry"?"

Qin Haiyu didn't answer, but smiled and said, "Guess?"

"Well, it looks like the ratings are not very good!"

Yu Zhile turned sideways and continued to sleep.

Qin Haiyu patted his butt and said, "The audience rating is 2.13%, which is already very good! The audience rating of "Immersive Sound" aired last night was almost surpassed by you!"

Yu Zhile sighed: "It seems that 4% ratings are difficult! Hey, sleep and sleep, I want to turn my grief into sleep."

Qin Haiyu laughed and said: "Surrender and lose half! Husband, you can surrender now, so as not to suffer for a month, and end in despair at the end!"

Yu Zhile snorted: "Surrender is impossible! Surrender is impossible in this life! At the beginning, the ratings of the first broadcast of "Calabash Brothers" were only 0.6%, and the ratings of the finale almost reached 3%?
Now "Tom and Jerry" premiere ratings have broken 2, according to the ratings increase of "Calabash Brothers", let alone 4%, even 6% ratings may be achieved! "

Qin Haiyu complained: "Husband, you are thinking of farting! How can an animation have such a high ratings! Now it is even harder for a variety show to break the ratings of 4, so don't struggle. I've already thought about the conditions, if you surrender now, you can still lose a little more decently, otherwise you won't be so decent in a month's time!"

Yu Zhile didn't sleep anymore, turned over and stared at his smug wife: "Then do you dare to increase the bet?"

Qin Haiyu subconsciously said, "No!"

Yu Zhile suddenly laughed: "Hehe, my wife, you are cowardly! So you are so eager to make me surrender and lose half, because you are afraid of losing to me, right?"

Qin Haiyu quibbled: "I'm doing this for your own good! I'm not afraid of losing to you! Besides, I still have three conditions that are useless! Even if I lose to you, it's only one condition. What's the point? Scared!"

"Since you are not afraid, then raise your bet! If the ratings cannot exceed 4% within a month, I will lose to you 20 conditions, and if it exceeds 4%, you will lose to me with two conditions! What, dare you? Dare to bet? If you don’t dare, don’t disturb your husband and I’ll sleep late!”

Hearing Yu Zhile's arrogant and provocative words, Qin Haiyu gritted his teeth and replied, "Just bet! Just bet! If you lose, just don't regret it!"

"Whoever repents is a dog!"

Just as Yu Zhile finished speaking, the puppy Zuibai barked suddenly, then ran in quickly, wagging its tail vigorously towards its master.

Yu Zhile said angrily: "Silly dog, I didn't call you! What the hell is that!"

……

After getting up, brushing teeth and eating breakfast, Yu Zhile then called Hei Yang Bing, saying that he applied to broadcast three episodes of "Tom and Jerry" every weekend.

When Qin Haiyu heard this, he immediately said, "Cheating! Husband, you are cheating!"

After Yu Zhile finished explaining, he hung up the phone and said, "Why did I cheat? Didn't you also suggest broadcasting three episodes last night?"

amount……

Qin Haiyu was speechless for a while, and Yu Zhile laughed and said, "Let's talk about it! We didn't stipulate that you can't cheat! So, any objection from you is invalid!"

Qin Haiyu snorted: "Even if three episodes are aired! I don't believe that the ratings of a cartoon can break through 4%!"

"I don't believe it either!"

Yu Zhile smiled mysteriously: "So, I have another trick!"

After finishing speaking, he took out his mobile phone, posted a Weibo, and then asked Qin Haiyu to look at the Weibo, and saw that this Weibo said so.

"After the broadcast of "Tom and Jerry" last night, the ratings and word-of-mouth are quite good. Since there are so many viewers complaining about short stories and want to add more, let's set a condition for adding more!

If the audience rating can exceed 3%, three episodes will be broadcast every day on weekends, if it exceeds 4%, four episodes will be broadcast, and so on!
And the ratings of the first broadcast last night were 2.13%, so if you want to add more, let the ratings increase! "

Qin Haiyu almost vomited blood after reading this Weibo!

"shameless!"

She said contemptuously: "In order to win my wife, you will do anything! I have seen through you! I didn't expect you to be such a despicable person!"

Yu Zhile laughed and said: "There is a saying that is good, men are not bad, women don't love! So now that I know how despicable and bad I am, do you love me more?"

Suddenly the baby yelled, "Love!"

Qin Haiyu: "..."

Papa didn't ask you!

Little girl, do you know what love is?

Blending blindly!
Yu Zhile smiled and said, "Baby is so good! Go get the paintbrush and come over with the books, Baba is going to draw again!"

The baby hurriedly let go of the cat Dabai who had been masturbated so much that he couldn't love him.

……

06:30 in the evening.

To show sincerity, "Tom and Jerry" was directly changed from two consecutive episodes to three consecutive episodes. This sincerity directly made the audience love it!
Watching the two episodes yesterday was really not enjoyable, each episode is only 7 minutes, it is really hard to satisfy my hunger.

After broadcasting three episodes today, the audience immediately praised Yu Zhile!

But people’s hearts will never be satisfied, so after the three episodes are still not enjoyable, the audience started to urge more, everyone is thinking about farts, hoping that it can be broadcast every day, not only on weekends. !

In this way, the animation "Tom and Jerry" became popular!As an animation that can be enjoyed by all ages, its exaggerated style of sand sculptures, humorous and funny plots have won countless fans in an instant!
The most amazing thing is the animation "Tom and Jerry", which made the silent animation popular again!Many people suddenly miss those classic silent animations produced more than ten years ago, two or 30 years ago, or even four or 50 years ago!

Although it is much worse than "Tom and Jerry", for people, it is also a special taste to watch it in their free time.

the next morning.

Yang Bing is waiting for the ratings to come out.

He really wanted to know, under the exaggerated conditions proposed by Yu Zhile, how high the ratings of "Tom and Jerry" could be when three episodes were aired in a row last night?
Before that, if someone, like Yu Zhile, said that if an animation has 3% ratings, it will broadcast 3 episodes, and if it has 4% ratings, it will broadcast 4 episodes, then there will definitely be ridicule from countless people!
But Yu Zhile's words, unexpectedly no one dared to ridicule!
It was as if everyone felt that he was not bragging, not thinking about fart, but explaining an upcoming fact!

Soon, the ratings will come out!
Yang Bing couldn't wait to take the ratings form and read it carefully. His eyes locked on "Tom and Jerry" instantly!
When he saw the ratings marked on the right, he couldn't help but "hiss"!
Suddenly, I thought of a particularly common idiom in the novel!
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PS: The temperature suddenly dropped today, and it was freezing. If I want to sleep early, I will go to midnight, and it will explode again tomorrow.

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