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Chapter 286 The Perfect Ending [First Update]

At the Spring Festival Gala, the audience was amused several times by the sketch of Yu Zhile and Qin Haiyu.

"One Word", this skit uses humorous performances and lines to reflect some of the most common conflicts between husband and wife today.

On the stage of the skit, Qin Haiyu called Yu Zhile's "colleagues and friends" one after another, and then asked the other party if he was with Yu Zhile, but the other party used the same lie to convince him.

Although this process is a repetitive routine, it still wins laughter from the audience.

Qin Haiyu hung up the phone, and then said displeasedly: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet! Can you have some new ideas!"

Yu Zhile said weakly: "Sometimes I also talk about going to the cafeteria..."

There was another burst of cheerful laughter and applause from the auditorium.

Qin Haiyu was speechless with anger, when the phone rang again, Yu Zhile answered, it was Lao Yang calling.

"Look at you, the phone is coming! It's nothing to do!"

Yu Zhile continued to call: "Hello, Lao Yang!"

Lao Yang: "Lezi, where are you?"

Yu Zhile replied: "I'm at home!"

Lao Yang: "Come on, don't fool me! Let me tell you! My sister-in-law is calling, and I'll help you round it out. Now put down the phone and go home immediately!"

When Qin Haiyu heard this, he couldn't hold back and scolded: "Look at him!"

Lao Yang's startled voice came from the phone: "Why is there a woman?"

Yu Zhile said incoherently: "She is that..."

Lao Yang listened to the explanation, and said directly: "I don't care who she is! Anyway, don't forget who you are! Hang up!"

At the scene, the female audience immediately applauded!
Yu Zhile looked at the phone that had been hung up, and said speechlessly: "Look, is it interesting to find something to do? Can you be a little more sunny in your heart? I swear to God, I have a hundred sincerity for you, a hundred sincerity!"

Qin Haiyu snorted: "I have a hundred worries about you!"

After speaking, she got up, and Yu Zhile asked, "Why are you going?"

Qin Haiyu was about to go out, and said, "I'll ask them! What about buddies, are you going to lie together?"

Yu Zhile hurriedly grabbed her, admitted her mistake, and said, "That's all right, all right, can't I be wrong?"

"No! I have to ask them!"

Qin Haiyu pushed Yu Zhile's hand away and walked towards the door, Yu Zhile suddenly shouted: "Come back!"

Qin Haiyu was startled, and turned around to look at Yu Zhile dully, only to see Yu Zhile saying seriously: "If you use lies to verify lies, what you get must be lies!"

"I..." Qin Haiyu was stunned.

The audience applauded again. It was obvious that this sentence was very quintessential and reasonable.

Yu Zhile said: "Yes! I was not with them! They lied when they said I was with them. But you said I was not at home when I was clearly at home. Did you also lie?"

Qin Haiyu explained: "Aren't I lying for our own good?"

"People lie for our own good!"

Yu Zhile pulled Qin Haiyu back to sit on the sofa, and said, "Darling! One sentence can make things happen, one sentence can make things bad, and one sentence can create a harmonious society. Can you be a little more sunny in your heart?"

Yu Zhile continued: "Besides, if you use this method to ask people, everyone will answer like this!"

Qin Haiyu refused: "My sisters would never answer like that!"

Yu Zhile said: "You pull it down quickly! It's normal for everyone to be like this!"

"Everyone is like this?" Qin Haiyu emphasized each word: "Absolutely not!"

"it is good!"

Yu Zhile took the phone, Qin Haiyu asked, "Who are you calling?"

"Lingling!"

Yu Zhile said, and then took the mobile phone to make a call.

In the front row of the auditorium, Xu Ling immediately looked forward to it. Although she didn't have the opportunity to be on TV, her name could be considered to be on TV!
Isn't this Lingling talking about herself?

After Yu Zhile dialed the phone, a woman's voice came: "Hello, who is it?"

"Lingling! I'm your Brother Le!"

"Oh... Brother Le!"

A voice that was so coquettish and foxy that people couldn't hold it suddenly rang out, and the audience immediately laughed, and Yu Zhile sat down with goosebumps all over his body.

Xu Ling: "???"

this is not me!

I don't have such a disgusting voice!

She was speechless, this "Lingling" voice was so sweet that it made her want to vomit!
Yu Zhile sat down and said slowly, "Hey, Brother Le, bah! What Brother Le! Lingling, that's right! You, Sister Haiyu, didn't come back after get off work, so she said she would work overtime with you?"

Lingling hummed: "Yes, we are working overtime together!"

Qin Haiyu's eyes widened suddenly, and the audience suddenly laughed, and Yu Zhile couldn't help laughing, saying, "Then ask her to answer the phone."

"You wait."

Lingling was yelling: "Sister Haiyu, Sister Haiyu! Oh! Why are you going to the bathroom at this time! Brother Le, Sister Haiyu is going to the bathroom. Tell me what's the matter!"

Yu Zhile suppressed a smile and said, "No need, I can rest assured that she is in the toilet!"

Qin Haiyu gritted his teeth and said frantically, "How could this happen!"

The audience applauded and laughed again.

Yu Zhile proudly said: "Let me tell you, this is just a matter of one sentence, and they are also for our own good!"

Qin Haiyu didn't believe it: "No, you call Aunt Li! I just trust Aunt Li!"

Yu Zhile said: "What are you calling Aunt Li! Okay, okay, don't look for trouble!"

"If you don't hit me, hit me!"

Qin Haiyu snatched the phone, and then dialed Aunt Li's number. After the call got through, she quickly put the phone back into her husband.

Yu Zhile responded scalpfully and said, "Hey, Aunt Li! You... hello, I'm Lezi, this is Aunt Li, that Haiyu hasn't come home after get off work, so she said to work overtime with you?"

Aunt Li replied: "No!"

Qin Haiyu suddenly started to shriek, pointing at Yu Zhile with both hands biubiu, the audience couldn't help laughing at this scene.

Yu Zhile was defeated, and discouraged: "I'm not with you, forget it."

At this time, Aunt Li hurriedly said: "Hey, fun! She went to the bathroom! How about I ask her to call you back later?"

Qin Haiyu, who was stunned, was suddenly stunned!
Yu Zhile smiled immediately: "No need, Aunt Li! Thank you!"

After hanging up the phone, Yu Zhile imitated Qin Haiyu's twittering just now, pointed at Qin Haiyu with both hands biubiu, and then started yelling.

Qin Haiyu stomped his feet and said angrily, "How could this happen!"

Yu Zhile comforted her and pinched her shoulders: "What am I talking about? One sentence can make things happen, and one sentence can make things bad. Can you be a little more sunny in your heart?"

At this time, Qin Haiyu's cell phone rang, and Aunt Li called. She quickly pushed the cell phone to Yu Zhile and asked Yu Zhile to answer it.

"I don't care! You pick it up yourself!"

Qin Haiyu said nervously, "Then what should I say?"

Yu Zhile evaded, "Say what you like!"

Qin Haiyu swallowed his throat, then continued the phone uncomfortably: "Hello, Aunt Li?"

Aunt Li asked, "Where are you?"

Qin Haiyu replied: "I'm at home..."

Aunt Li said: "Don't fool me! Lezi called, he was in a hurry, and he was looking for you! Hurry up and go home, don't make him anxious!"

Qin Haiyu had no choice but to explain: "I'm really at home! That's what happened. Originally, I was at home, but Lezi said that I was not at home. Let's see if you can smooth things over for me. In the end, you were fooled!"

On the phone, Aunt Li was speechless...

Qin Haiyu said embarrassedly: "Aunt Li, I'm sorry..."

Aunt Li sighed and said, "Hey, I'm going to take it! As long as you two are harmonious, happy and safe, I can rest assured!"

With that said, Aunt Li hung up the phone.

Yu Zhile said seriously at this time: "Honey, I swear to you, I really never lied to you!"

Qin Haiyu also said: "Me too, husband, I have never lied to you!"

Yu Zhile hugged her and said, "Then let's be more sunny from now on!"

"Ok!"

"Then we..."

"Hmm! Mmm! Mmm!"

Qin Haiyu kept nodding, and Yu Zhile said in a dazed way: "Well, what, I'm hungry! Didn't Dad already make dumplings? Let's go home and eat dumplings!"

"Then let's go!"

While talking, the phone rang again.

This time it was the call from the elder sister. The elder sister is in second marriage, her ex-husband is an American, and now she is back with her child. The eldest brother-in-law said that he came over to them and asked them to help round it up then.

After Yu Zhile understood the meaning of the elder sister's phone call, she said, "That's all! Let's go, no problem, the eldest brother-in-law will call later, let me answer it!"

Just two seconds after I finished speaking, the call came!
Yu Zhile answered, "Hello, who is it?"

"I am the eldest brother-in-law!"

"Oh, American or Chinese?"

Qin Haiyu patted him on the shoulder immediately, and the audience was amused by Yu Zhile's words.

"Hey, what's the matter with this big brother-in-law? Oh! You want to ask if big sister came to my house, right?"

Yu Zhile said directly: "Come on, just walked in!"

The eldest brother-in-law was surprised: "Ah? At your house? Then ask her to answer the phone!"

"here we go again……"

Yu Zhile complained, and then shouted: "Big sister, big sister!"

Qin Haiyu pointed to the toilet, and Yu Zhile praised, "You're so smart, you can learn it as soon as you learn it", and then replied to your elder brother-in-law: "She's in the toilet!"

The eldest brother-in-law said: "You open the door."

Yu Zhile was surprised and said, "She's in the toilet, so it's inappropriate for me to open the door, right?"

Brother-in-law: "I mean you open the door! I'm right in front of your house!"

At this time, the audience applauded and laughed, because the well-known teacher Liu Jian finally appeared in the sketch world!
Although it was a guest appearance, his appearance immediately made the audience want to laugh from the bottom of their hearts.

Qin Haiyu was in despair: "It's over, it's over! You said you can get it right! Go get it yourself!"

Yu Zhile hung up the phone and ordered: "Honey, go and open the door!"

"Go and drive!"

Yu Zhile counseled: "Go, I beg you!"

Qin Haiyu also said: "Go, I beg you too!"

Yu Zhile suggested: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

"Hmm! Rock, paper, scissors!"

Qin Haiyu took out the cloth, Yu Zhile took out the scissors, and immediately pointed to the door: "Go and open the door!"

Qin Haiyu frantically clenched his fists and walked towards the door, then turned back and said, "Go and open the door!"

Yu Zhile said unyieldingly, "I won!"

Qin Haiyu said with reason and evidence: "Whoever wins will open the door!"

Immediately, the audience laughed again!
From this scene, you can see the gap in family status!

Yu Zhile was forced to open the door, and said awkwardly, "Eldest... elder sister is in the toilet..."

Teacher Liu Jian, who played the role of the eldest brother-in-law, said: "Okay, stop acting! Your eldest sister never came to your house! There is no one in this toilet!"

Yu Zhile asked: "How do you know?"

Qin Haiyu patted his hand angrily, and the eldest brother-in-law said, "Do you know that your eldest sister's ex-husband brought his child back to China?"

Qin Haiyu pursed his lips and shook his head, Yu Zhile pursed his lips and nodded...

The audience was amused by them again!
The eldest brother-in-law asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

Yu Zhile and his wife looked at each other, then changed their movements, one shook his head, the other nodded...

The audience laughed out loud again!
"Do you know it or not!"

The eldest brother-in-law said angrily: "Okay! You all stop acting. Your eldest sister's ex-husband came back with the child. He didn't tell me about it because he was afraid that I would be petty! This is actually a child who wants to see his mother. Is it about the child? She said she was going out for a meal, and left in a panic! But she didn't bring the wallet with her!"

Speaking of this, Mr. Liu Jian, who played the role of the elder brother-in-law, exploded with his acting skills: "It's not suitable for me to go to this occasion, I just want to show you two, who can help me deliver this wallet."

Yu Zhile asked, "Why send a wallet?"

The eldest brother-in-law said in a firm tone: "Why don't you understand! We have to treat you to this meal! We can't lose our reputation in front of Americans!"

"it is good!"

The audience applauded from the bottom of their hearts!
Yu Zhile suddenly held Teacher Liu Jian's hand, and said in admiration, "Brother-in-law, you are so bright! The two of us were talking about giving others a favor, but in the end we could only use countless lies to complete a lie! It was you who said it." Yes, it’s better to tell the truth than anything else in a word! Right my wife?”

Qin Haiyu responded with a sweet smile: "Yes!"

Yu Zhile took the eldest brother-in-law's wallet and said, "I'll deliver this wallet!"

Qin Haiyu took the wallet and said: "You go to eat, I will deliver this wallet!"

Yu Zhile hurriedly said: "No, no, I don't want to eat, I want to see that American brother-in-law!"

"what?"

Both Qin Haiyu and the eldest brother-in-law were stunned.

Yu Zhile explained: "No, I mean the American brother-in-law, no matter how you look at it, he is not as good as the Chinese brother-in-law! Hey, let's go together later, I will go to the bathroom first!"

At this time, Yu Zhile's phone rang again.

Qin Haiyu yelled: "Honey, call!"

Yu Zhile said: "You pick it up for me, just say I'm going to the bathroom!"

At this time, Qin Haiyu and Teacher Liu Jian joked in unison: "Who will believe it!"

At this point, the skit is over!
The audience gave warm applause!

The sketch debut of Yu Zhile and his wife ended perfectly!
(End of this chapter)