my superstar girlfriend

Chapter 179 You Dare to Praise, I Dare to Go Up

The appearance of Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi still caused quite a commotion.

There are not no celebrities who go to Yunhai Club to listen to cross talk.However, few people can compare with Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi in popularity.

Young stars are even rarer.

"Okay, both of you, hurry up and take your seats? If you stand there all the time, it's probably nothing to do with us!"

"Aren't you red?"

"It's not as popular as the two of them!" The entertainer on the stage smiled and said, "But, don't leave after the show!"

"There's a sense of déjà vu that you don't want to leave after school." The popular actor continued, "Why, after the show, you want to make an appointment with Mu Chen to have a man-to-man battle?"

The funny actor was full of arrogance, rolled up his sleeves, then smiled, and said cowardly: "Hehe, I'm looking for death!"

The two comedians on stage gradually brought the topic back.

"here!"

Chen Fuhai waved to Mu Chen and shouted in a low voice.

Mu Chen smiled, and then pulled Li Ruoxi over.

"How about Yue Haifeng and Sun Yunpeng?" Chen Fuhai said to Mu Chen with a smile.

"I just came here." Mu Chen said with a smile, "However, the two of them interacted well with the audience."

"The two of them are also the confirmed guests of "Happy Comedian"." Chen Fuhai said, "In addition, they are confirmed to be the actors of a sketch team in the Northeast."

Mu Chen nodded, and Chen Fuhai stopped talking.

There are many cross talk actors in Yunhai Society, and there are also many excellent cross talk actors.

However, if it is said that they are the most popular, it is naturally the president Gong Yunlong and his partner Yu Wenshun.

Most of the Yunhai Society are their apprentices, and the current popularity of the Yunhai Society is mostly due to the credit of the two.

"Happy Comedian" is a competitive variety show, with Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun showing their wrists there, it is naturally impossible to compete with others on stage.

How could it be possible for a character like Taishan Beidou in the cross talk world to come on stage and compete with others.Unless, the program group invites people who are like Taishan Beidou in the sketch world.

It's just that it's obviously not possible.

However, the host of "Happy Comedian" is Gong Yunlong.

There are quite a few crosstalk actors in Yunhai Society, and a performance lasts two to three hours, and if encores are counted, it may be longer.However, after such a long time, many comedians may not have the chance to play.

Of course, Yunhai Society has more than one theater.

Yanjing's theater is undoubtedly the largest, and the scale of each performance is also the largest.

Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun played as the finale, and the audience cheers were undoubtedly the highest, and the number of times they returned was also amazing.

"A special person came down from the stage today."

Returning for the third time, Gong Yunlong said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, many people looked at Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi.

There may be quite a few special people today, but most of the people Gong Yunlong used as an example were public figures.

"Oh, where is the special?" Yu Wenshun asked.

"You will feel ashamed when you see him." Gong Yunlong said.

"Oh, who is it?" Yu Wenshun asked.

"Mu Chen, Mu Dao!" Gong Yunlong said.

"He, why should I feel ashamed seeing him?" Yu Wenshun said.

"You graduated from the Directing Department of Yanjing Film Academy, right?"

"Correct!"

"So is he. "Infernal Affairs" has already broken one billion at the box office. Do you have a work that breaks one hundred thousand?"

"Didn't I change my career to talk about cross talk?"

"Does anyone still play music?"

"But he doesn't talk about cross talk!"

"If he talks about cross talk, you will lose your job!" Gong Yunlong said with a smile, and said to Mu Chen in the audience, "Director Mu, why don't you come up with a cross talk show and give me a chance to fire your brother!"

Everyone looked at Mu Chen.

"Will you cheer me up?" Mu Chen said with a smile, as if joking.

"What?" Gong Yunlong was on the stage, so he couldn't hear what Mu Chen said clearly.

"If you flatter me, he will come on!"

The audience around said loudly.

"Come on!" Gong Yunlong was stunned when he heard this, and then said loudly.

He said just now that he never thought of letting Mu Chen take the stage at all.

People came to listen to cross talk, but they went on stage while listening.

They are not familiar with each other.

However, if Mu Chen dared to go up, he naturally didn't mind.

Mu Chen's popularity is not so high.What's more, now that they have returned three times, the show has basically come to an end.

Mu Chen got up, and he didn't hesitate!
He doesn't hesitate in the hail of bullets, so how can he be on stage?

Although "Infernal Affairs" still won the single-day box office champion consecutively, the popularity of the topic was obviously getting weaker and weaker. Mu Chen didn't mind using this to make some noise, increase some topics, and promote the box office of "Infernal Affairs".

"You've been fired." Seeing Mu Chen get up, Gong Yunlong said to Wenshun with a smile.

Yu Wenshun smiled, stepped off the stage, and went straight to Mu Chen's seat, his impatient look made the audience laugh too.

"Can you look a little fired." Seeing this, Gong Yunlong scolded with a smile.

Mu Chen jumped onto the stage directly, walked to the cross talk table, shook hands with Gong Yunlong first, and then said, "Give me a big mandarin jacket first."

After a while, Yue Haifeng came out from the backstage and handed Mu Chen a big mandarin jacket.

"Happy New Year!" Mu Chen changed into a mandarin jacket, then cupped his hands and said, "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Mu Chen, a director!"

"Yes!" Gong Yunlong nodded and said.

He was a little surprised, it really was a big star, and it was the first time to talk about cross talk, and he didn't have any stage fright, and he didn't even feel nervous.

Is Mu Chen nervous?
I was still nervous, and my emotions were naturally well controlled.

"The one next to me is my partner!" Mu Chen pointed with a smile, "Gong Yunlong, the famous cross talk master!"

"You're welcome!" Gong Yunlong said.

"The cloud follows the dragon, the wind follows the tiger, all things come from the creation of a sage!" Mu Chen continued, "Good name! However, the word Gong already has a dragon, so it would be more perfect if it is called Gong Fenghu."

"Then I'm going crazy." Gong Yunlong said.

The audience in the audience laughed when they heard this.

"Ms. Gong may not know that my childhood dream was not to be a director, but to be a basketball player."

"Yes!" Gong Yunlong said.

He didn't know the truth of Mu Chen's words, but he cooperated very well.

With Mu Chen's height, he was barely able to play basketball.

Mu Chen said: "I went to sign up at that time, but the coach of the team saw that I liked it, and his eyes narrowed with joy. He said that I am ten thousand times better than Cohen!"

Cohen, the "Jordan" of this world!
"Hey, that's definitely a genius!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen: "Then he said, there are only two things hindering my development."

Gong Yunlong asked strangely, "What are the two?"

Mu Chen: "Left and right hands!"

When the audience heard it, they immediately laughed.

"genius!"

Yu Wenshun said to Li Ruoxi next to him, "It's very like a cross talk."

Li Ruoxi smiled, a look of pride flashed across her face.

She was also quite surprised.

"He refused very tactfully." Gong Yunlong was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

Mu Chen said angrily: "I hate it too. Is there anything I can't say clearly? Hypocrisy! Seeing that playing basketball is out of the question, I'd better go to a private company to apply for a job! I passed the written test and then went to the interview. He was so arrogant that he didn't even look at me, and just said, 'I'll give you a minute to remember you'."

"If you are gold, people must see the light you radiate." Gong Yunlong said.

He has not interviewed, but he has interviewed countless people.

This is a question that comes up in many interviews.

Mu Chen: "It's easy! Without even thinking about it, I walked over and gave him a big mouth! Then I turned around and ran!"

Gong Yunlong reacted quickly and said, "Yes, he must have remembered you!"

Big mouth? ?
Interview with the leader?There are also such operations.

Previously, Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun returned to the field twice, which has pushed the atmosphere to the top.The laughter of the audience also decreased immediately.

When they heard this, they immediately rolled forward and backward with laughter.

Mu Chen continued: "As soon as I left the company, the phone call came, and the person said, 'Please come to the company right now'."

Gong Yunlong smiled and said, "You have passed the interview."

Mu Chen curled his lips and said, "Unfortunately, I didn't go!"

"You should go." Gong Yunlong smiled.

"I want to go too! Unfortunately, I have diarrhea." Mu Chen said.

"You are really unlucky." Gong Yunlong said.

"Diarrhea, I have to find a toilet!" Mu Chen said, "Finally found a toilet, yes, the number is full."

"Hey, you are not just unlucky." Gong Yunlong laughed.

"What should I do? I can't help it soon, and it's too late to find a toilet." Mu Chen continued, "Hohohoho, the sound of flushing water is heard."

"There is a place!" Gong Yunlong said.

"I walked over quickly, and that person just opened the door." Mu Chen said, screaming, "Ah!"

"What's wrong?" Gong Yunlong asked.

"Snapped!"

Mu Chen waved his hand and made a slap across the face.

That's a beauty.

"Hey, you've entered the women's room!" Gong Yunlong laughed, "It's still a full women's room."

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing when they heard this.

Mu Chen said, "My face was hot, I turned around and ran, heading directly to the toilet opposite."

"I have to run." Gong Yunlong said.

"what!"

"Snapped!"

Mu Chen screamed again, followed by a slap in the face.

"What's the matter?" Gong Yunlong asked.

An aunt came out of the toilet on the opposite side. Seeing me rushing in, she screamed and slapped me with her hands.

"Ah, the opposite side is also a women's toilet?" Gong Yunlong asked doubtfully.

"No!" Mu Chen said, "The women's toilet is on the opposite side!"

"Okay, did that beauty go into the wrong toilet just now?" Gong Yunlong realized.

"Yes! I have to find her to reason with her. She doesn't bully people like this." Mu Chen said, "Take advantage of me, and even slap me in the face."

"Yes, look for her." Gong Yunlong said.

"It's long gone." Mu Chen said, "I'm depressed, but the major issues in life must be resolved first."

"Is it a big deal, or a big shit?" Gong Yunlong said.

"One meaning, I am elegant and you are vulgar." Mu Chen said, "The major issues in life have been resolved, I have to continue looking for a job, I have to make money, what should I do if I want to make money? You have to spend money first."

"Spending money?" Gong Yunlong asked doubtfully.

"A gift!" Mu Chen said, "I spent a lot of money, and I gave you a big gift. I finally became an official employee of a state-owned enterprise, working in Yanjing."

"That's good." Gong Yunlong said.

"It's not bad, but it's very good." Mu Chen said happily, "We don't have to work every day in this job, and the section chief I gave gifts to often took us out for dinner. There were only five or six of us. It’s a big table dish.”

"What kind of food?" Gong Yunlong asked.

Mu Chen: "Yes, steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted chicken, roasted goose, pig, duck sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauced meat, sausage, assorted crispy plate, smoked chicken, white face, and white wine. A few beers and a barrel of rice."

No one expected that Mu Chen actually came up with a long section of "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable", which directly stunned all the audience.

Do not!
It was not just the audience who were dumbfounded, but also the cross talk actors of Yunhai Society, including Yu Wenshun in the audience and Gong Yunlong on the stage.

They all gasped!
Many people in Guankou will say, especially "Reporting the Name of the Dishes", which is a basic skill for their cross talk actors, not to mention funny actors, many actors who are funny can come to a section.

But Mu Chen never learned cross talk at all!
Even if Mu Chen's speech was not as fluent as theirs, and some even stuttered slightly, it was still amazing enough.

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

The audience applauded loudly.

Many cross talk actors looked at each other and smiled wryly.

Their words were undoubtedly better than Mu Chen's, but they definitely won such applause.

But they had to be convinced.

Gong Yunlong came back to his senses, and deliberately surprised: "Can there be so many dishes on one table? How much does it cost? Your section chief is not so generous!"

Mu Chen looked grand, waved his hands and said, "Public funds!"

"Hey!" Gong Yunlong was stunned, but he was extremely shocked in his heart.

This is satirizing public funds for eating and drinking!

This cross talk, even if it was only for a while, the quality has already been revealed.

Is this guy really a director?
Should have said cross talk before!
Mu Chen continued: "Not only do we eat, but we often take us on tours, all over the country, at home and abroad, wherever we want to go! No, we are not traveling, but inspections."

"Hey, investigation!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen continued, "But in the process, I discovered some uncivilized phenomena."

Gong Yunlong asked: "What phenomenon?"

Mu Chen: "Many scenic spots, people write on them, why come here, why so and so I love you, and Yu Wenshun is a big villain!"

"Old Yu is indeed not a good person." Gong Yunlong laughed.

"Signed: Gong Yunlong!" Mu Chen continued.

"Someone must be pretending. I don't do such things." Gong Yunlong said quickly.

But the laughter of the audience has already started.

They seemed to have forgotten that Mu Chen came on stage temporarily.

Mu Chen: "Just to give you an example. But what you said to Teacher Yu must have spoken your heart."

"No!" Gong Yunlong denied, but it didn't seem like he was denying it.

Mu Chen: "My sense of justice breaks through the sky, and I get angry when I see this! I'm so angry that I don't want to, I must educate them! It's too shameful! They must know why flowers are so popular !"

"It's education." Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen picked up the fan on the table as a pen, and wrote in vain, "Comrade, I want to criticize you! How can you scribble here? Do you have any quality? Do you still have a sense of public morality?" How did your dad teach you? How did your mother teach you? How did your grandpa teach you? How did your grandma teach you? How did your aunts teach you."

"Stop writing! I think that person has realized his mistake." Gong Yunlong quickly stopped Mu Chen and said.

The audience in the audience, however, was already trembling with laughter.

Mu Chen: "I criticized him for more than 1000 words eloquently. If I still can't make him realize his mistakes, wouldn't I be sorry for my talent?"

"People write 'Yu Wenshun is a big villain' at most eight characters, and you write more than 1000 characters? You are less civilized than him!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen curled his lips and said, "Why am I uncivilized? Our section chief praised me after seeing it. He said, Xiao Mu, you did a good job. If you see such uncivilized behavior, you must resolutely criticize and correct me!"

"Ha ha!"

"As long as you are the section chief, something will happen sooner or later." Gong Yunlong said.

"It's still too much for you to talk about. Did something happen in a few days?" Mu Chen said.

"Oh, what's the matter?" Gong Yunlong said.

"Traveling abroad that day... No, going abroad for investigation! I met pirates in a certain sea area."

"Oh?" Gong Yunlong looked expectant.

"The pirates got on the ship and pointed their guns at the nose of our section chief, and they asked for 800 million!"

"Your section chief didn't freak out?" Gong Yunlong said.

"Our section chief has experienced many battles, how could he be scared to pee." Mu Chen said, "He calmly told the pirate leader, 'I will give you 1000 million, but you have to give me an invoice for [-] million'!"

"Ah!" Gong Yunlong exclaimed in shock.

Not by the section chief, but by Mu Chen.

This cross talk.
Issue an invoice of [-] million!This is approving fraudulent invoices for public funds!
Gifts for relationships?

Sarcastic public money eating and drinking?

Irony tourism uncivilized phenomenon?
To bluntly say that the reimbursement of public funds is tricky?

This is the most basic method of cross talk to criticize the current situation!This is a very advanced artistic expression technique!

Who is Gong Yunlong?How could he fail to see the quality of this cross talk!

The context of Mu Chen's cross talk today was originally connected by his work experience, using funny baggage to satirize some uncivilized phenomena in today's society!
He was called up temporarily!
Genius is not so genius!
"Then what happened?" Gong Yunlong came back to his senses, and then asked.

This cross talk obviously has an end.

If he only focused on talking about cross talk, he would have nothing to do with it!

Mu Chen: "What else can I do? After I go back, my section chief will be punished!"

"This kind of person should have been punished long ago!" Gong Yunlong said.

Mu Chen: "Later, people from our department took things to see him."

"Why are you looking at him?" Gong Yunlong asked suspiciously.

"Condolences to the veteran cadres of the double standard." Mu Chen said with a smile.

"What?" Gong Yunlong asked in surprise.

"In the end, I was unlucky too." Mu Chen continued, "The higher-ups found out about my gift-giving, and they were immediately fired."

"Don't take crooked ways." Gong Yunlong said.

"I lost my job, I was very disappointed. I couldn't pay the rent, and I was kicked out by the landlord!" Mu Chen said.

"The house leak happened to rain all night." Gong Yunlong laughed, a little gloating.

"So, I'm going to buy a house." Mu Chen said.

"You can't even pay the rent, you still have money to buy a house!" Gong Yunlong said.

"Don't care about these details!" Mu Chen said, "Well, my girlfriend is rich!"

"It is indeed rich." Gong Yunlong looked at Li Ruoxi in the audience and said with a smile, "If I want to have such a girlfriend, what kind of job am I looking for?"

"Buying a house is about timing. I heard that a real estate expert held a big lecture on when is the best time to buy a house. I thought to myself, I have to go, I paid the registration fee, and a group of us just listened, The expert on the stage talked from six in the morning to eight in the evening, listed countless data, analyzed the trend of house prices, and then cited countless examples, and finally came to the best time to buy a house."

Gong Yunlong hurriedly said, "When?"

Zhang Ye: "A few years ago!"

"Hey!" Gong Yunlong said, "A few years ago, you still used him to talk for more than ten hours? It's a scam!"

Mu Chen didn't say any more, but bowed to him.

"Clap clap clap!"

Gong Yunlong was the first to applaud, and the overwhelming audience also burst into applause.

"Learned?" Gong Yunlong asked with a smile.

"I've seen it." Mu Chen said with a smile.

"One more time!"

"One more time!"

The audience in the audience suddenly shouted loudly.

Mu Chen waved his hands and walked from the stage.

There are a lot of classic cross talk in his head, but there is no need to waste it on this stage.

He came to the stage purely to create topics, so as to promote the box office of "Infernal Affairs" below.

At most, it's just an addiction.

Now that I am addicted, the topic has risen.Of course there is no need to continue.

The audience was reluctant to give up and was in high spirits, but they had to leave.Both Gong Yunlong and Yu Wenshun returned twice, and Mu Chen and Gong Yunlong came back for an impromptu game.

That's interesting enough.

Mu Chen, Chen Fuhai and the others did not follow the audience away, but went backstage.

If you want to leave, you must at least say hello.

As soon as Mu Chen and Li Ruoxi entered, the backstage comedians immediately surrounded them, either asking for a photo or autograph.

"It's gone, it's gone!" Gong Yunlong smiled and walked towards Mu Chen and the others, "It's a little messy to dare to leave, it's working!"

"There!" Mu Chen said with a smile, "Mr. Gong is busy with you, so let's take our leave first, and make an appointment to have a meal together when we have time."

"Okay!" Gong Yunlong said and waved to one person.

The man handed Gong Yunlong a document bag.

"A little meaning, don't be too little." Gong Yunlong handed the file bag to Mu Chen and said with a smile.

"Mr. Gong, you are so boring!" Mu Chen didn't answer, he saw what was in the file bag.

"I can't let you go on stage for nothing, and it won't make people laugh if it spreads." Gong Yunlong said, holding the file bag and stuffing it into Mu Chen's hand.

"I'll just go on stage and have fun." Mu Chen waved his hand.

This is a matter of more money and less money.

"You really have to get this!" Yu Wenshun walked over and said, "For this performance, someone from a video website has contacted me to buy the video of this performance. Because of you, the price must be higher .”

"Take it! If you don't take it, Teacher Gong and the others probably won't be too embarrassed to sell it." Chen Fuhai said.

"Then I won't be polite." Mu Chen smiled without any further hesitation.

If he took it, Gong Yunlong's heart could be pressed.

"Mr. Gong, if you sell this performance video, won't it affect future performances?" Li Ruoxi asked curiously.

For a piece of cross talk, if it is performed more times, it will naturally affect the effect.

If it appears on the Internet, they will perform in the future, and the effect will obviously be greatly reduced.

"You only have jokes like that!" Mu Chen said with a smile.

It is naturally impossible for the Yunhai Club to go to the present day, and it is impossible to rely on the old book, and the new book must be indispensable.

Logging a video of a performance on the website can affect their future performances, so Yunhai Society would not have the scale it is today.

(End of this chapter)