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Chapter 487 Rescue?Or doom?
Chapter 487 Rescue?Or doom?
The finale sketch of the Spring Festival Gala was produced by Mu Chen.
And the performers are the skit master Zhao Shan and his partner.
Zhao Shan is a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala. Since the Spring Festival Gala was held, he has appeared in almost every Spring Festival Gala.
And the number of times he played the finale is also amazing.
This year's Spring Festival Gala also used his works as the finale at the beginning.
That work is actually pretty good.
However, Mu Chen raised the quality of the previous works to a new level, and his original works are naturally difficult to finale.
Therefore, Mu Chen took out a classic sketch.
A very suitable sketch for Zhao Shan.
The name of the original sketch actor is just one more word.
Perhaps, this is fate!
on TV.
Screen switching.
Zhao Shan and his female partner Gao Min have already stood on the stage.
The surrounding scenery is very ordinary, like in the street, and there is a bench.Especially the clothes of the two of them gave people a familiar feeling.
It is still the image of the countryside.
Zhao Shan is on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and many images are like this.
This may have something to do with his origin.
He is from grassroots.
Zhao Shan's dress is very rustic, but it gives people a sense of intimacy, especially for the vast audience in rural areas.
And Gao Min was dressed in a little red coat and a headscarf, just like a rural woman.
However, unlike Zhao Shan, Gao Min is not from a grassroots background, but a rich second generation.
Maybe it's because I have partnered with Zhao Shan a lot, and the role of the rural woman is very lifelike.
"Hey, Big Fudge! Big Fudge!"
Gao Min called Zhao Shan.
Zhao Shan was walking with a pair of crutches and his hands behind his back. Hearing this, he turned his head unhurriedly: "What are you talking about, you're here to sell this thing. Don't call me a stage name, okay?"
The audience froze for a moment, then laughed.
The first two sentences immediately make people happy.
Big fool?
Return stage name?
What about a stage name? Is there such a stage name?
Gao Min said helplessly, "My son's father."
Zhao Shan: "Yes."
Gao Min smacked her lips and said, "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. The street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"
Zhao Shan curled his lips and said, "You're talking nonsense, don't you want to sell it? To make this pair of crutches is a lot of work and material, and you don't sleep all day. If you don't sell them, you won't be compensated?"
Gao Min: "Oh, then this street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold!"
Zhao Shan smiled slightly, "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big flicker. I can tilt the straight ones, slack the wimpy ones, and pinch the sharp ones. Very good, I can fool him to say goodbye! Selling crutches today, with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping!"
"puff!"
When the audience heard it, they were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.
It turned out to be a scammer!
Big fool?
This stage name is really appropriate.
Flickering?
After many people laughed, they became very curious.
They really want to see how they can fool and make people limping.
With curiosity, the interest of the audience is mobilized.
Gao Min: "Haha, you can pull it down!"
Zhao Shan: "Believe it or not?"
Gao Min curled her lips: "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"
Zhao Shan: "Look, this is my strength."
Gao Min curled her lips and said with a smile: "I don't know your strengths yet. My child's father is very interesting. I heard that people who buy horses sell car covers, and those who buy motorcycles sell helmets. I heard that When people suffer from insomnia, they sell sleeping pills, I heard that they”
Zhao Shan waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, this is called a market, so make sure you get ahead of time!"
Gao Min said with a chuckle: "You sometimes make mistakes in your advance measurement!"
Zhao Shan spread out his hands: "This abductee made a mistake."
Gao Min said numbly: "I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up late and made this crutch early, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair. The crutch was not sold."
"Ha ha!"
wheelchair?
The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard it.
I have to say that a good book needs good actors.
The same notebook, in the hands of different actors, has completely different effects.
It's the same as the movie.
The same script, in the hands of different actors and different directors, may be the difference between a classic and a bad movie.
Mu Chen also had to admit that the world's best skits are not much worse than the original version.
The sketch continues.
Zhao Shan snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today."
Gao Min: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells them?"
Zhao Shan put his hands behind his back: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool around."
Gao Min: "Aren't you lying?"
Zhao Shan chuckled: "The wisher will take the bait, understand? Say something for me."
Gao Min: "I won't fool you."
Zhao Shan: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here, call!"
At this time, another partner of Zhao Shan, Shen Wei, appeared on the stage.
Shen Wei is also a frequent visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, often partnering with Zhao Shan.He is also a well-known sketch actor.
Dressed in rustic clothes, he passed by on a bicycle.
Under Zhao Shan's signal, Gao Min said reluctantly and loudly: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted!"
Shen Wei leaned on the handlebar more and more crookedly, "Hey, hey."
"Ha ha!"
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help laughing again.
This undoubtedly has a great relationship with Shen Wei's performance.
It is worthy of being a big player in the sketch world, just a few simple movements can magnify the effect infinitely.
"Turn it, turn it! Turn it!"
Gao Min continued with her cuffs inserted.
Shen Wei's car stopped: "Hey, hey, what did I say you were directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going and you just let me abduct you?"
Zhao Shan reminded from the side: "Call for sale."
Gao Min shouted: "Sell it! Sell it!"
Zhao Shan said angrily, "What are you selling?"
Gao Min: "Abduction."
Zhao Shan: "Connect."
Gao Min shouted loudly: "Abducted and sold! Abducted and sold!"
"Ha ha!"
As soon as these words came out, many viewers went crazy!
"Abduction?"
Once the order of the words is changed, the meaning is completely different. After the interpretation by Zhao Shan and others, the comedy effect is instantaneous.
In the main control room, Mu Chen was relieved when he saw this.
He had to admit that Zhao Shan's skits are masters of the skits, and the effect is far from what Zhen Pei, Wu Da and others can compare.
Industry specializing in surgery.
Of course, this has something to do with the fact that Zhao Shan and others have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people through many Spring Festival Gala.
Zhao Shan stood up on the stage, and there was overwhelming applause from the audience.
It is difficult for others to compare with it.
This show is solid.
This year's Spring Festival Gala is also stable.
At this time, on the stage.
Shen Wei stopped his bicycle stupidly and walked over: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"
Gao Min said stupidly: "No, he kidnapped and sold it."
Shen Wei looked at him, "Are you going to kidnap and sell?"
Zhao Shanye glanced at him and said, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction? I can abduct and sell such a thing? You buy it!"
The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing when they heard it.
Gao Min herself is not ugly, but the role requires it. After makeup, her appearance is really not very good.
"Director Mu, the ratings have exploded."
A staff member of the Spring Festival Gala program team said to Mu Chen excitedly.
"Oh, I see."
Mu Chen nodded and smiled.
Are you happy?Are you excited?
Seems a bit, but not as big as I thought.
Perhaps it was expected to clean up and explode.
Explosion is reasonable.
If it doesn't explode, that's an accident.
Zhao Shan: "Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes? One heel is high and the other is low?"
Shen Wei: "This is the Huaning brand sneakers, let's fight!"
The placement of the ad stunned the audience, but they didn't care.
Most of the audience just smiled.
This situation has happened more than once in this year's Spring Festival Gala.
Although it is ad placement, it is not blunt.
But the advertising effect is excellent.
As for the remaining small audience, they didn't react at all.
What Shen Wei was wearing was a pair of Huaning school sneakers.
The lens also gives a close-up.
That's right, a pair of Huaning brand sneakers.
Huaning brand tourist shoes are still very well-known in China.
Those viewers can recognize them immediately.
Why did I give a close-up of the shoes, but I didn't realize it and had doubts. I was just attracted by the sketch, and then I left it behind.
Zhao Shan: "Damn, it's because your leg is sick, one leg is short! How about this, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, as high as it can be lifted, and down Fall hard, okay? Believe it or not? My leg is definitely sick, and my right leg is short! Come on, get up!"
Gao Min watched curiously.
Shen Wei raised his legs nervously!
Zhao Shan lowered his hand hard, and Shen Wei also landed heavily!
Lift your feet, set your feet!Lift your feet, set your feet!
After a few strokes, Zhao Shan pointed at him and said, "Stop! Are you numb?"
Shen Wei was stunned: "It's numb!"
Gao Min felt that Zhao Shan was being pulled over, and asked in surprise, "Hey, why is he numb?"
Zhao Shan rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp on it!"
"Ha ha!"
At the end of the skit, the audience was already laughing like crazy.
The show continued, and after some flickering, Shen Wei was really limp by Zhao Shan.
The skit is getting better and better, and the laughter of the audience has not stopped!
"This show is suppressed, it is suppressed!"
Chen Mouzhi said with a sigh.
He is not young, but he still watched the show from beginning to end.
"It's much prettier than your Spring Festival Gala last year."
Chen Mouzhi's wife said with a smile.
"I'm afraid there is no Spring Festival Gala that can compare with this one." Chen Mouzhi shook his head and said, "I don't know whether Mu Chen saved or ruined the Spring Festival Gala."
"Ruined the Spring Festival Gala? Such a good Spring Festival Gala, you actually said that someone ruined the Spring Festival Gala?" Chen Mouzhi's wife curled her lips and said, "Then what is the Spring Festival Gala you directed last year?"
"What about next year's Spring Festival Gala? What about the next Spring Festival Gala?" Chen Mouzhi said.
When Chen Mouzhi's family heard this, they fell silent.
This year's Spring Festival Gala was pushed to such a high level by Mu Chen, what about the next Spring Festival Gala?
Let the audience still see it like this?
Who can come up with so many wonderful programs?
Can't get it out, how can the audience be satisfied?
Even next year's Spring Festival Gala, I am afraid that no director is willing to pick it up.
Whoever answers will be scolded.
(End of this chapter)
The finale sketch of the Spring Festival Gala was produced by Mu Chen.
And the performers are the skit master Zhao Shan and his partner.
Zhao Shan is a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala. Since the Spring Festival Gala was held, he has appeared in almost every Spring Festival Gala.
And the number of times he played the finale is also amazing.
This year's Spring Festival Gala also used his works as the finale at the beginning.
That work is actually pretty good.
However, Mu Chen raised the quality of the previous works to a new level, and his original works are naturally difficult to finale.
Therefore, Mu Chen took out a classic sketch.
A very suitable sketch for Zhao Shan.
The name of the original sketch actor is just one more word.
Perhaps, this is fate!
on TV.
Screen switching.
Zhao Shan and his female partner Gao Min have already stood on the stage.
The surrounding scenery is very ordinary, like in the street, and there is a bench.Especially the clothes of the two of them gave people a familiar feeling.
It is still the image of the countryside.
Zhao Shan is on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and many images are like this.
This may have something to do with his origin.
He is from grassroots.
Zhao Shan's dress is very rustic, but it gives people a sense of intimacy, especially for the vast audience in rural areas.
And Gao Min was dressed in a little red coat and a headscarf, just like a rural woman.
However, unlike Zhao Shan, Gao Min is not from a grassroots background, but a rich second generation.
Maybe it's because I have partnered with Zhao Shan a lot, and the role of the rural woman is very lifelike.
"Hey, Big Fudge! Big Fudge!"
Gao Min called Zhao Shan.
Zhao Shan was walking with a pair of crutches and his hands behind his back. Hearing this, he turned his head unhurriedly: "What are you talking about, you're here to sell this thing. Don't call me a stage name, okay?"
The audience froze for a moment, then laughed.
The first two sentences immediately make people happy.
Big fool?
Return stage name?
What about a stage name? Is there such a stage name?
Gao Min said helplessly, "My son's father."
Zhao Shan: "Yes."
Gao Min smacked her lips and said, "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. The street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"
Zhao Shan curled his lips and said, "You're talking nonsense, don't you want to sell it? To make this pair of crutches is a lot of work and material, and you don't sleep all day. If you don't sell them, you won't be compensated?"
Gao Min: "Oh, then this street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold!"
Zhao Shan smiled slightly, "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big flicker. I can tilt the straight ones, slack the wimpy ones, and pinch the sharp ones. Very good, I can fool him to say goodbye! Selling crutches today, with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping!"
"puff!"
When the audience heard it, they were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.
It turned out to be a scammer!
Big fool?
This stage name is really appropriate.
Flickering?
After many people laughed, they became very curious.
They really want to see how they can fool and make people limping.
With curiosity, the interest of the audience is mobilized.
Gao Min: "Haha, you can pull it down!"
Zhao Shan: "Believe it or not?"
Gao Min curled her lips: "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"
Zhao Shan: "Look, this is my strength."
Gao Min curled her lips and said with a smile: "I don't know your strengths yet. My child's father is very interesting. I heard that people who buy horses sell car covers, and those who buy motorcycles sell helmets. I heard that When people suffer from insomnia, they sell sleeping pills, I heard that they”
Zhao Shan waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, this is called a market, so make sure you get ahead of time!"
Gao Min said with a chuckle: "You sometimes make mistakes in your advance measurement!"
Zhao Shan spread out his hands: "This abductee made a mistake."
Gao Min said numbly: "I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up late and made this crutch early, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was directly in a wheelchair. The crutch was not sold."
"Ha ha!"
wheelchair?
The audience couldn't help laughing when they heard it.
I have to say that a good book needs good actors.
The same notebook, in the hands of different actors, has completely different effects.
It's the same as the movie.
The same script, in the hands of different actors and different directors, may be the difference between a classic and a bad movie.
Mu Chen also had to admit that the world's best skits are not much worse than the original version.
The sketch continues.
Zhao Shan snorted: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today."
Gao Min: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who sells them?"
Zhao Shan put his hands behind his back: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, and see my ability to fool around."
Gao Min: "Aren't you lying?"
Zhao Shan chuckled: "The wisher will take the bait, understand? Say something for me."
Gao Min: "I won't fool you."
Zhao Shan: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here, call!"
At this time, another partner of Zhao Shan, Shen Wei, appeared on the stage.
Shen Wei is also a frequent visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, often partnering with Zhao Shan.He is also a well-known sketch actor.
Dressed in rustic clothes, he passed by on a bicycle.
Under Zhao Shan's signal, Gao Min said reluctantly and loudly: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted!"
Shen Wei leaned on the handlebar more and more crookedly, "Hey, hey."
"Ha ha!"
Seeing this, the audience couldn't help laughing again.
This undoubtedly has a great relationship with Shen Wei's performance.
It is worthy of being a big player in the sketch world, just a few simple movements can magnify the effect infinitely.
"Turn it, turn it! Turn it!"
Gao Min continued with her cuffs inserted.
Shen Wei's car stopped: "Hey, hey, what did I say you were directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going and you just let me abduct you?"
Zhao Shan reminded from the side: "Call for sale."
Gao Min shouted: "Sell it! Sell it!"
Zhao Shan said angrily, "What are you selling?"
Gao Min: "Abduction."
Zhao Shan: "Connect."
Gao Min shouted loudly: "Abducted and sold! Abducted and sold!"
"Ha ha!"
As soon as these words came out, many viewers went crazy!
"Abduction?"
Once the order of the words is changed, the meaning is completely different. After the interpretation by Zhao Shan and others, the comedy effect is instantaneous.
In the main control room, Mu Chen was relieved when he saw this.
He had to admit that Zhao Shan's skits are masters of the skits, and the effect is far from what Zhen Pei, Wu Da and others can compare.
Industry specializing in surgery.
Of course, this has something to do with the fact that Zhao Shan and others have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people through many Spring Festival Gala.
Zhao Shan stood up on the stage, and there was overwhelming applause from the audience.
It is difficult for others to compare with it.
This show is solid.
This year's Spring Festival Gala is also stable.
At this time, on the stage.
Shen Wei stopped his bicycle stupidly and walked over: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"
Gao Min said stupidly: "No, he kidnapped and sold it."
Shen Wei looked at him, "Are you going to kidnap and sell?"
Zhao Shanye glanced at him and said, "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction? I can abduct and sell such a thing? You buy it!"
The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing when they heard it.
Gao Min herself is not ugly, but the role requires it. After makeup, her appearance is really not very good.
"Director Mu, the ratings have exploded."
A staff member of the Spring Festival Gala program team said to Mu Chen excitedly.
"Oh, I see."
Mu Chen nodded and smiled.
Are you happy?Are you excited?
Seems a bit, but not as big as I thought.
Perhaps it was expected to clean up and explode.
Explosion is reasonable.
If it doesn't explode, that's an accident.
Zhao Shan: "Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes? One heel is high and the other is low?"
Shen Wei: "This is the Huaning brand sneakers, let's fight!"
The placement of the ad stunned the audience, but they didn't care.
Most of the audience just smiled.
This situation has happened more than once in this year's Spring Festival Gala.
Although it is ad placement, it is not blunt.
But the advertising effect is excellent.
As for the remaining small audience, they didn't react at all.
What Shen Wei was wearing was a pair of Huaning school sneakers.
The lens also gives a close-up.
That's right, a pair of Huaning brand sneakers.
Huaning brand tourist shoes are still very well-known in China.
Those viewers can recognize them immediately.
Why did I give a close-up of the shoes, but I didn't realize it and had doubts. I was just attracted by the sketch, and then I left it behind.
Zhao Shan: "Damn, it's because your leg is sick, one leg is short! How about this, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, as high as it can be lifted, and down Fall hard, okay? Believe it or not? My leg is definitely sick, and my right leg is short! Come on, get up!"
Gao Min watched curiously.
Shen Wei raised his legs nervously!
Zhao Shan lowered his hand hard, and Shen Wei also landed heavily!
Lift your feet, set your feet!Lift your feet, set your feet!
After a few strokes, Zhao Shan pointed at him and said, "Stop! Are you numb?"
Shen Wei was stunned: "It's numb!"
Gao Min felt that Zhao Shan was being pulled over, and asked in surprise, "Hey, why is he numb?"
Zhao Shan rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp on it!"
"Ha ha!"
At the end of the skit, the audience was already laughing like crazy.
The show continued, and after some flickering, Shen Wei was really limp by Zhao Shan.
The skit is getting better and better, and the laughter of the audience has not stopped!
"This show is suppressed, it is suppressed!"
Chen Mouzhi said with a sigh.
He is not young, but he still watched the show from beginning to end.
"It's much prettier than your Spring Festival Gala last year."
Chen Mouzhi's wife said with a smile.
"I'm afraid there is no Spring Festival Gala that can compare with this one." Chen Mouzhi shook his head and said, "I don't know whether Mu Chen saved or ruined the Spring Festival Gala."
"Ruined the Spring Festival Gala? Such a good Spring Festival Gala, you actually said that someone ruined the Spring Festival Gala?" Chen Mouzhi's wife curled her lips and said, "Then what is the Spring Festival Gala you directed last year?"
"What about next year's Spring Festival Gala? What about the next Spring Festival Gala?" Chen Mouzhi said.
When Chen Mouzhi's family heard this, they fell silent.
This year's Spring Festival Gala was pushed to such a high level by Mu Chen, what about the next Spring Festival Gala?
Let the audience still see it like this?
Who can come up with so many wonderful programs?
Can't get it out, how can the audience be satisfied?
Even next year's Spring Festival Gala, I am afraid that no director is willing to pick it up.
Whoever answers will be scolded.
(End of this chapter)
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