I'm here to chase the stars

Chapter 319 I Don't Want to Laugh
At the movie premiere, Jiang Huo, Xu Fang, Wei Wan and other main characters were all present, and many media and film critics were invited.

For some people, Xu Fang still has a little impression that they seemed to have met each other at the premiere of "Chasing Dreams".

The difference is that last time he and Wei Wan sneaked into the set early and waited for the movie to play, but this time he was the main force dealing with the media.

In terms of perfunctory and flickering, Xu Fang has always been a good hand. To prevent spoilers, he avoided a lot of questions. During the period, he asked Hu Yang to go to the counter next to him to buy two large barrels of popcorn + Coke for him. Wait for a while enjoy.

The premiere was very short, and not long after, the crew members, the invited media and film critics entered the venue and waited for the film to start.

After taking their seats, the people in the front crew were empty-handed, at most carrying a bottle of mineral water.

Most of the media and film critics behind have their own familiar recording tools in order to save their inspiration at any time during the movie viewing process.

Jia Wei is one of the film critics, and he belongs to the upper-middle class in the circle, who lives a good life.

Under normal circumstances, his film reviews are relatively objective, but occasionally, for the sake of food, he will secretly do some dirty things to receive money for the manuscript, such as deliberately writing black reviews.

This time he accepted the black draft and asked him to give this movie a bad review. Based on his years of experience, the other party may be a competitor of the same schedule, or it may not be for this movie.

It's nothing more than Xu Fang's rising popularity, he's just an entertainer.

But he founded two companies one after another, and he didn't know what method to use to win over Xiang Wennan, the top director in the country, but he endangered the interests of others, and it was expected that he would be hacked.

Taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others, Jia Wei doesn't feel too much guilt. At the beginning of the movie, when communicating with the film critics around him, there is no shortage of derogatory meanings.

"What a mess, Monkey King is not upright, Tang Seng is like a chatterbox, hahaha..."

In the middle of Jia Wei's complaint, he couldn't help being amused. Who made up Tang Seng's lines, and smashed flowers and plants.

"Ahem, look at this kind of adaptation, it's fine if it's not faithful to the original, it's simply blasphemy, hehehe..."

Jia Wei couldn't help it again, he didn't want to laugh, he didn't want to!

But this Monkey King was pinched into an emoticon by Guanyin, which is too spoof.

Of course, he wasn't the only one laughing in the audience, but he was the only one smiling at the same time.

So Jia Wei decided to bear with it, let's not go dark first, and watch a movie first.

But seeing this, I couldn't stop laughing.

Xu Fang can also be considered to have learned from the experience of the director introspecting after the box office of "A Chinese Journey to the West" was not satisfactory in his previous life.

In this shooting, the two parts are combined into one, the rhythm is more compact, there is no urine point in the whole process, and some of the stalks are closer to the culture of this world.

His goal is to achieve results when it is released, rather than slowly being discovered after hitting the street.

"Kaba Kaba..." Xu Fang gnawed on the popcorn, and hearing the laughter behind him, his nervousness eased a lot.

Everyone thought he was heartless and not nervous, but Wei Wan noticed a little bit of it, and asked in his ear, "Do you feel better?"

"What?" Xu Fang was puzzled.

Wei Wan whispered: "When you first sat down, your hands were cold, but now it's slowly warming up, aren't you nervous?"

"You actually noticed it." Xu Fang turned his head and tapped her face.

Wei Wan frowned, and gave him a charming look with her beautiful eyes, and wiped her face with her hand: "It's all oil!"

Xu Fang picked up a popcorn and handed it to Wei Wan's mouth.

Wei Wan was annoyed, she opened her mouth to bite, Xu Fang was not frightened, and did not hold back.

Sure enough, the white teeth biting on his fingers couldn't feel the slightest force.

"Hmph!" Wei Wan snorted softly, took the popcorn in her mouth, and turned her head to ignore him.

The people on both sides could still notice what was being said from the corner of their eyes, and swallowed a mouthful of dog food, staring at the screen intently, muttering in their hearts, let these two people show off, after all, in the movie, their relationship line is still very strong tangled.

After watching for a while, Jia Wei finally found a space to breathe, took the recording pen and muttered his black commentary inspiration in a low voice: "Sun Wukong reincarnated as Supreme Treasure, and even fell in love with Bone Demon, randomly adapted, the whole movie has a comedy effect , but there is a problem with the three views, quack quack..."

Seeing Zhizunbao tossing for a long time, pushing the bone spirit out of the door, and ended up being locked up with Chun Shisanniang, Jia Wei almost laughed out loud.

The colleague who was also laughing next to him glanced at him, and secretly complained in his heart: "I'm ready to go back to write a black review and still laugh so happily, have you collected the money?"

Of course, he has done this kind of thing before, and no one should say that he is innocent.

Seeing Zhizunbao use the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel time and time again, but always failed to save Bai Jingjing, everyone was amused and entangled.

Afterwards, the entrance of the cave was sealed, Chun Shisanniang, Bai Jingjing and the Bull Demon King were locked in the cave, and Supreme Treasure traveled through again, and everyone was guessing the next plot direction.

But no one expected that Supreme Treasure met Zixia Fairy holding a sword and leading a horse. This was also Wei Wan's first appearance in a movie.

Amazing exclamations are everywhere, it is really beautiful.

The following story is even more beyond everyone's expectations. Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk and Montenegro old demon appeared one after another.

The reappearance of Tang Seng has simply broken through a new realm of cheapness. A revised version of "Only You" almost made these people laugh out of the dinner that had already been digested in their intestines.

Many viewers who have listened to Xu Fang's new album "Sweet Journey" feel that they must tick off this song when they play it on a loop in the future, otherwise they will definitely fail in a second.

And everyone finally discovered that the relationship between Zhizunbao and Zixia Fairy is the theme.

The love hidden under the nonsensical jokes gradually surfaced.

When Supreme Treasure knelt in front of the golden hoop and said that classic line, the people watching the movie finally realized that hidden in the jokes of this romantic comedy, something that can settle down and make people think quietly.

"I once had a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you.

If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is...

1 years! "

After Zixia's death, before stepping on the path to learn Buddhist scriptures, the Great Sage blew a gust of wind and sand under the tower to help the two people on the tower not to miss it, and finally left a back view, which made the audience unable to laugh anymore.

"He laughs at a dog..."

It's not a joke, it makes people feel a little sad.

"...

sea ​​of ​​bitterness
love and hate
in the world

hard to escape fate
Blind date
Inaccessible

or should I believe
It's fate"

The normal laughter, but in the tears of many people, came to an end with the ending song of "The Love of My Life".

Jia Wei held the recording pen in his hand, and was tangled in his heart.

Do you want to be black, do you really want to be black?

(End of this chapter)