Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 158 No, must quit!
on the playground.

Crowds of people.

Ye Feng and the others finally squeezed to the front.

A large screen is erected on the rostrum in front, and there is a large open space below, where areas are painted with colors.There is also a sign on the side, which says "Preliminary Competition" in three big characters, and the rules of the game are also explained on the side.

One: Speech that violates national laws is not allowed.

Two: There are a total of [-] sets of questions, one set of two questions, the answerers need to complete a set of questions, and the number of promotions should not exceed [-].

Three: Whether the contestant is qualified or not needs to be reviewed by the judges.

Four: Participants represent not only individuals, but also their own organizations. Each organization must have no more than 15 people to advance.

Looking at the rules, Su Ling pouted and said, "There are more than a dozen organizations and groups competing this time, and there must be four to five hundred people. One hundred people will be promoted? Why are there so few!"

Su Ning, who was holding the child, also looked at Ye Feng worriedly through the big sunglasses.

With such a high elimination rate, this bastard is in danger!

But Ye Feng didn't feel too much, just looking at the last one was a little uncomfortable.

Representing individuals as well as organizations?

In other words, if Ye Feng really won the first place, then the Poetry Association can still get a group award?
Isn't this a joke?

To be honest, I have to admire Sun Meng.

He is really a talent!

It would be the best if Ye Feng was eliminated directly, it would give him a severe blow to his prestige in the literary world, after all couplets are also a kind of culture, if he doesn't get any good results in this competition, he will definitely be ashamed of.

but!

In case Ye Feng, the bastard's couplet is really invincible, then Sun Meng is not at a loss, after all, Ye Feng is representing their Poetry Association now!If Ye Feng won, wouldn't the honor also be part of the Poetry Association?He, the chairman, is also very face-saving in front of many colleagues!
Hold the grass!

This plan is simply invincible!
At this moment, someone Ye wanted to quit directly!

No matter whether he can win or not, the final result will make him very unhappy!

"quiet!"

On the rostrum, there were three old men sitting, probably the judges. The old man sitting in the middle said loudly into the microphone: "I announce that the No.20 Seventh International Couplets Competition has officially started!"

"Next, various organizations and groups will arrange for the contestants recommended by them to enter the specified area."

As soon as the voice fell, a lot of loudspeakers sounded from the audience.

"People from Liuyun Academy! Come here, come here, we are in the blue area."

"People from the [-]th Academy? Come to the yellow seat!"

……

"People from the Poetry Association! Come to the red area! Ye Feng? Where is Ye Feng? You are the only one missing! Are you here?"

Ye was thinking about whether to quit directly, when he heard someone calling his name.

"What are you doing? It's started, let's go." Su Ning gently pushed Ye Feng down, "Ah? It's started?" Ye was stunned, "Oh." It's over.

After all the people from more than a dozen associations stood up in the designated area, the staff moved out one after another 100 yuan boards with topics written on them.At the same time, the large screen on the rostrum also lit up, displaying the one hundred sets of questions on the panel below.

The way to answer questions is very simple, you just need to find the corresponding board for which set of questions you want to answer.Of course, with so many people, there will definitely be repeated answers, and whoever has the better answer will win.Needless to say, everyone understands these things.

So, the game starts right away!

One hundred sets of questions, two hundred couplets!
Four-character, five-character, and seven-character characters are without exception the first couplet, and the second couplet needs to be written.

Now that it's all up, Ye decided to look at the questions first.

After calming down, I raised my eyes to look at the big screen, and read every single word!

Ok?
Someone Ye is excited!

He actually did the first couplet that caught his eye!
I go!

Niubi!

so strong?
Excitedly, Ye glanced down again.

One……

five...

ten...

Forehead?
what's the situation?
After reading it once, Ye's excited and irritable mood suddenly froze!

impossible!Absolutely impossible!
Ye Feng didn't believe it was true at all!
I don't believe it!

Ye went back and forth and read it carefully three or four times.

it is good!
Awesome!
The rest of the old man doesn't even know any of them?
play me?
How could he be the only one with one hundred sets and two hundred couplets?
Moreover, there will be a fart together!

The rule is to complete two couplets at once!

Is there any difference between this and one?
The couplets in this world are actually in the same format as those in previous lives. There is no difference between the sky and the earth, the rain and the wind, and the continent and the sky. Especially famous couplets.It's not even an exaggeration to say that Mr. Ye doesn't understand bullshit in this regard, and he can't even tell the difficulty of couplets.

At this level, how can he still compete with a fart?
quit!
Must quit!
Contest?

That doesn't exist!
Didn't he stretch out his face to be slapped by others?

At this moment, half an hour has passed, many people have already passed to the auditorium, but Ye Feng is still standing there motionless.

The remaining people all frowned in thought, and Ye Feng also frowned.

However, others are thinking about how to pair the couplets, while Ye is thinking hard about how to use a suitable reason to withdraw from the competition without losing grace!
Someone Ye has a headache!
Just quit?
Then you must not be laughed at to death!
No, absolutely not!
One must find an excuse that does not lose wind (mian) speed (zi)!

stomachache?
This result is a bit indecent!

No, no, fainted due to heatstroke?
Uh, it seems that I can't suffer from heatstroke this day!

hypertension?diabetes?
He thought of many reasons, but they were all denied by Ye Feng.

"Professor Ye, if you really can't do it, just give up."

Just as Ye Feng was thinking hard and racking his brains, Sun Meng's teasing voice came from the audience.

Sun Meng is happy now!

Really happy!
That bastard Ye Feng definitely doesn't understand couplets!
Almost an hour has passed now, and those who can be right have already been right, and those who cannot be right have abstained early.Ye Feng is the only one left in the entire open space!It would be strange if he could come out right!Just holding on!

Ye Feng glanced at him and ignored her.

What's wrong with the only brother left?

The judges didn't even say it was over, what are you talking about?

Seeing Ye Fengmei talking to him, Sun Meng was a little annoyed, "Ye Feng, can you stop wasting everyone's time? They are all waiting in the auditorium!"

The next game is over in the auditorium. If you want to start, of course you have to wait for the preliminaries to end.But now, because of Ye Feng alone, the preliminaries could not end for a long time.And the most pitiful thing is that now exactly 99 people have passed the preliminaries, and theoretically one more person can qualify.

"Ye Feng, now 99 questions have been answered, and there is only one question left that no one has answered in ten years. Can you answer it? Waste of time!" Sun Meng said disdainfully.Mr. Sun is in a good mood now, not to mention whether Ye Feng can know couplets, but to say that in the remaining set of questions, the first question is very simple, and it is estimated that anyone with a certain level of proficiency can answer it.but.The second is the upper line that no one has come up with for ten years. Even if Ye Feng understands it, it is impossible for him to get it right!
"What do you tube?"

Sun Meng was chattering, and someone Ye yelled at him impatiently.

(End of this chapter)