Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 23 Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

"bell bell"

Just as Ye Feng sat in front of the computer, his cell phone rang. When he looked at the caller ID, the word "Su Ning" jumped into his eyes.Ye Feng curled his lips, kicked his brother out, now he knows how to find him?snort!

"Hello~"

Although Ye Feng wanted to hang her up, but well, after thinking about it, Ye Feng still hesitated, after all, Ye Feng still wants to move back now.

"Papa~"

An unexpected voice came from the phone, and Ye Feng's originally tense face suddenly brightened.

"Baby~" Hearing his daughter's voice, Ye Feng was so happy that he exploded.

"Papa, where are you?" the little guy asked nonchalantly.

"Um, Dad is outside." Ye Feng thought for a while, and could only answer like this.

"When will Papa come home?" The little guy asked again.

"Go home at night, Dad will prepare a gift for Yiyi now." When mentioning the gift, Ye Feng's face was filled with a happy expression mixed with pride.In Ye Feng's view, being able to give a gift to his daughter is really a very happy thing.

"What gift?" Hearing that there was a gift, the little guy's voice was a little higher. Ye Feng on the phone, listening to Yiyi's voice, imagined the girl's excited little face, not to mention how beautiful it was.

"I can't say it, there will be no surprises if I say it." Ye Feng said with a silly smile.

……

The father and daughter got bored for a while, then hung up the phone in Ye Feng's reluctance.

After talking on the phone with his daughter, Ye Feng felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood. His whole body was so energetic that it exploded, and he was full of energy.

For Yiyi's puppy, it's over!

Open the document, put your hands on the keyboard, and write...

What are you writing?
The smile on Ye Feng's face froze, and his expression gradually stiffened, what did Ji'er write?

This question is a bit sharp!
"Flying snow shoots the white deer from the sky, and the Laughing Man leaning against Bi Yuan."

After thinking for a while, Ye Feng first wrote such a poem.

This line of poetry must be familiar to those who liked martial arts novels in previous lives. These fourteen characters cover the fourteen classic martial arts novels written by Mr. Jin.

Since he wants to write martial arts novels, Ye Feng's first choice is naturally those classics by Mr. Jin.

Ye Feng's problem is not that there is nothing to write, but that there are too many to write, so he doesn't know what to choose.

"Forget it, let's write "Swordsman"."

After struggling for a while, Ye Feng finally chose this classic.The reason is also very simple, first of all, last night he also blew a piece of music here, the feeling of carefree makes Ye Feng look forward to it very much.Moreover, the name of Mr. Xu's magazine is "Legends of Jianghu", which happens to have the word "Jianghu", which seems more appropriate.

So, after much deliberation, "Swordsman" is more suitable.

Well, just write as you say, open Word and do it!
Ye Feng's typing speed is definitely unmatched by ordinary people (after all, he used to be in the killer circle). In just one morning and no lunch, Ye Feng wrote [-] words, oh no, he copied [-] words. Character. (Ye Feng: Everyone is a killer, so it’s not too much to have a photographic memory? How about giving our killers some face?)

However, although it is 120 words, it is only three chapters.Because there are only forty chapters in Mr. Jin's original book, but the whole book has nearly [-] million words.Therefore, the number of words in his chapter can be imagined.

"I'm a little hungry, order a takeaway, and write when I'm full."

I didn't eat at noon, and it's already past two o'clock in the afternoon, so I'm hungry.He took out his mobile phone and wanted to find a delivery software, but after searching for a long time, Ye Feng couldn't find any software that could order food delivery!
"Fuck me, I can understand why there is no Meituan and Ele.me in this world, but what does it mean that there is no food delivery industry?" Ye Feng was dumbfounded, what is the situation?
"Forget it, let's get instant noodles." After searching online, he found that there were really no such thing, so Ye Feng gave up, and if there was no one, then he didn't have it. At worst, he didn't order takeaway, so he could eat instant noodles from the head office, right?
I went to the kitchen and looked around, um, there are still instant noodles in this world.If he didn't even have instant noodles, Ye Feng might not be able to resist changing the world right away!

Holding the hot instant noodles, Ye Feng sat back in front of the computer.

"Ring Ling Ling ~"

"This broken bell makes my teeth hurt."

Ye Feng was about to continue to explode, when the phone rang again, and the ringtone was too old, Ye Feng thought about changing it for a while.

Glancing at the phone screen, it was Fatty calling.

"Hello, Fatty?"

"Brother, do I have a name? Don't you know what my name is?" The fat man had a dark face. Even though my father is a little fatter, you can't just give others nicknames, can you?Moreover, Mei Pu seriously suspected that Ye Feng didn't call him by his name because he didn't even know what his name was!
"Oh, I know what your name is, Mei Pu, aren't you fat?" Ye Feng laughed cheaply.

"Am I he..."

Really, no matter who talks to Ye Feng, it's the same, you can't control your emotions at all (except Baby Yiyi).Although Mei Pu is a bit of a jerk, his tutor is still very good, but as long as he is with Ye Feng, hehe.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you." Although the fat man really wanted to argue with him, it was still important to get down to business.

The fat man asked solemnly: "How is the matter with that master?"

"Master? What master?" Ye Feng looked confused, is it a master again?I owe 100 million and haven't paid it back, okay?

"What about me..." The fat man also looked confused, he really regretted it, did his brain cramp at that time, and he actually believed what a mental patient said?
"Brother, novel, it was just agreed in the morning, you forgot? Do you still want a dog!" Fatty's fat body trembled, wishing to kill Ye Feng.

He has already swearing to brag with his second uncle, if Ye Feng didn't get Da Dao, then he would be really cold.

"Master, shit, how can there be a master? But..."

"What? What the hell are you talking about?" A sharp and piercing voice came from the phone, which made Ye Feng's eardrums hurt.

"Can't you just listen to what I have to say?" Ye Feng was also speechless, why does this guy always like to interrupt his own words?
"What else is there to say?" Fatty said weakly, his mind is full of images of his second uncle chasing him with a kitchen knife.

"Although there is no master, I wrote one myself, which is guaranteed to be a hundred times better than those masters." Ye Feng said confidently, just kidding, Mr. Jin is the pinnacle of martial arts novels in his previous life, and he is not so good in this world. The existence that sweeps away everything? (As mentioned earlier, the development level of martial arts novels in this world is lower than in previous lives.)
"You wrote it?" The fat man was a little suspicious.

"Send it to you and see for yourself." Ye Feng didn't bother to explain, he felt that the fat man was just a joke, he was always startled and full of swear words, if it was before, hum, he would have hung up on it long ago up.

……

Xu's family's villa, in the study.

"San'er, how's it going?" Elder Xu looked at Mei Pu with some hope.

"Cough, Uncle, what, what do you say about this?" The fat man was so anxious that he exploded, what should I say?

"What's the matter?" The second uncle frowned, and said, "Is it not settled? Did your friend say which master it is, how about I visit it myself?"

Mei Pu didn't tell his second uncle that it was Ye Feng, and he didn't dare to mention Ye Feng's name. He just said that a friend of his happened to know a master, so he would introduce him.

"He sent the manuscript over, you'd better read the manuscript before you talk." The fat man had no choice but to bite the bullet and show the second uncle what Ye Feng wrote.He hasn't had time to read it yet, so I hope Ye Feng's writing won't be too bad.

……

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

This was the first sentence that Mr. Xu saw, and it was also the first sentence in the introduction. Just this sentence alone shocked Mr. Xu.He has been immersed in the rivers and lakes all his life, but he has never understood what the rivers and lakes are.Today, he knows.

After watching, Mr. Xu couldn't help but want to continue watching. The more he watched, the more exciting and shocking he became.He finished reading the [-] words in one breath, turned them over and read them again... For a whole afternoon, just the first three chapters, Mr. Xu read them over and over again.At this time, Mr. Xu was beyond excited.

"Wonderful! It's amazing!"

After reading the last page, Mr. Xu looked at the manuscript on the computer, his face flushed with excitement.

"Who wrote this? Teacher Jiang Tian? Teacher Zhao Wen? No, no, it can't be them. They don't have this skill, so they can't write such a world! The whole literary world can't write it! Who the hell is it? "The second uncle grabbed the fat man's arm excitedly and asked repeatedly.

Mr. Xu has been repeatedly reviewing manuscripts, and the fat man didn't know what was going on, so he just stood by the side and didn't leave.

Seeing the posture of the second uncle, the fat man was really taken aback. What's the matter?Ye Feng's mental illness is not good enough to write, the second uncle can't be like this, right?
No?

If Mr. Xu knew Fatty's thoughts, Mr. Xu would definitely chase him with a kitchen knife?

What can he call it?

Then you look down on the martial arts novel industry!
Although it is only [-] words, although it is only the first three chapters, but with these [-] words and the first three chapters, Mr. Xu dares to say to the entire world of martial arts novels that everyone here is rubbish!
Fuck Zhao Hanyang, you are also worthy of writing martial arts rivers and lakes?

What is Jianghu?

This is called Jianghu!
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes!

(End of this chapter)