Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 326 Too irritating!

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Accompanied by the abbot and several senior senior monks in the monastery, they prepared a sumptuous fast meal.

Ye Feng sat there, looking at him, he looks like a monk, right?
There is no oil or water at all!
What do you eat?
Ye has three major hobbies in his life, smoking, sleeping, and eating meat. This meal doesn't even have any meat, can he eat it?
On the table, Ye Feng said: "Go, go and find some wild game in the forest." Ye Feng also knew that this group of monks didn't eat meat, and there must be no meat in the temple. Everyone has kung fu, finding some wild game is not a simple matter.

The abbot suddenly had a bitter face, "The benefactor is joking, the monks have the eight precepts, don't drink alcohol, don't kill."

"Excellent, excellent!" The other old monks also had distressed expressions on their faces.

Ye Feng smiled and said: "The precepts are the precepts, but you don't know that the wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart? It's good to have a Buddha in your heart, and I didn't let you eat it."

"Why are you all so ink-stained?" Ye Feng frowned and said, "Will you go? If you don't go, I'll still have one..."

"Even if the almsgiver is preaching the Three Thousand Sutras to get the old monk to convert to your sect, it won't work!"

This time, the abbot was not frightened, Ye Feng's trick seemed to be difficult to use.

The abbot said: "Buddha's clear rules and precepts are where the Buddha's heart is directed towards Bodhi. If the heart is deceived by the meat oil, I'm afraid the Buddha will be angry!"

The old monks next to him also said: "Don't make things difficult for the benefactor."

"Donor Buddha Heart!"

"The benefactor is very merciful, raise your hands high!"

"The Almighty's Dharma is profound, and he has reached the state of perfection. He is not afraid of the confusion of the outside world. We, the little monks, have low morals and deeds. We can't keep the mirror on the altar. We still hope that the Almighty will be merciful!"

This group of old monks bowed their heads and lowered their eyebrows, Ye Feng wanted to laugh at the sight, at this time, Ye Feng looked at the stone tablet in the courtyard outside the door.He had seen this stele when he first came in, but he didn't want to talk about it at that time.But now, heh heh, I just want to eat some meat and you guys are moaning, it seems that I have to teach them some Mahayana Dharma again.

Ye Feng pointed to the stone tablet outside, and said: "Who left the Buddhist gatha on the stone tablet?" The stone tablet stood in the middle of the courtyard outside, just facing their door.

The abbot glanced back and opened his mouth and said: "It was left by Patriarch Duxiu, the seventh patriarch of the Zen sect, in order to advise us and other descendants to wipe the Buddha's heart from time to time, so as not to get lost in ourselves."

The Seventh Patriarch Duxiu Zen Master...

Ye Feng twitched the corner of his mouth, this world is really a bit different, the Zen sect in the previous life was also passed on to the sixth patriarch Huineng, and there is no patriarch anymore.And the Zen here seems to have been passed down from generation to generation for a long time.

After the abbot finished speaking, he recited softly, "The body is like a bodhi tree, and the heart is like a mirror stand. Always wipe it diligently, so as not to stir up dust." The meaning of this Buddhist gatha is the same as what the abbot said just now.The translation is, don't be blinded by lard.

To be honest, Ye Feng still likes this Buddhist gatha, and there was this Buddhist gatha in his previous life, but it was not made by Chan Master Duxiu, but Zen Master Shenxiu.

This Buddhist gatha is actually quite good. It advises people to always reflect on their own minds, and not to be defiled by filth.

But Ye Feng still pouted and smiled, after all, the atmosphere had already been heightened to this point, and Living Buddha Ye also knew that there was no Buddhist verse in the second half of Zen Master Huineng in this world, so he had to pretend to be forced!
The abbot asked, "Why is the benefactor laughing?"

An old monk was also a little unhappy and said: "This is left by our Zen patriarch. Although the benefactor is profound in Buddhism, my Zen is also like a sea of ​​Buddhas. The benefactor seldom dabbles. I don't know why, and it is understandable."

"Exactly!" Another old monk said, "The almsgiver understands all kinds of Buddhist teachings, but my holy place of Zen Buddhism cannot be desecrated."

Although they have seen the power of Ye Feng's Buddhism, they feel that what Ye Feng understands is not the teachings of Zen. Although they are all Buddhism, they are actually very different.Although you are amazing, you can't desecrate our Zen classics!

If they were talking about Buddhism with Ye Feng, they would definitely not be rivals, but if they were limited to the Zen Buddhism, they still had a little confidence in making gestures with Ye Feng.

Ye Feng couldn't help but laugh, "You don't eat meat yourself, and you don't let me eat meat, is it because of this Buddhist gatha?"

"What's wrong with the benefactor?" the abbot asked.

"It's just nonsense!" Ye Feng said bluntly: "This is a fake Buddha, and it's a misleading disciple. You still regard it as a classic!"

"What did you say!"

An old monk next to him was furious and stood up immediately, but after he stood up, seeing Ye Feng's raised eyebrows indifferently, he immediately reacted again.

What am I doing standing up?
I can't beat him again...

The old monk sat down resentfully again, but his face was still full of displeasure.

It wasn't just him who was upset, all the old monks present had dark faces, if they couldn't really beat Ye Feng, they would have pressed Ye Feng to the ground and rubbed him.

The abbot put his hands together and said: "The benefactor is lying, why did my ancestor mislead his disciples?"

Lao Heshan, who was next to him, also said: "Please tell the benefactor!"

It's like a bully rushing into your house and saying I'm your father, although you can't beat him, you must argue with him for a while.

Ye Feng glanced at them, and did not speak directly, but instead said: "I once saw two eminent monks discussing Buddhism, and the first eminent monk said that he has a mirror in his heart, which is enough to reflect the Buddha's heart when he wipes it often."

When Ye Feng said this, the abbot and the others nodded slightly. What the eminent monk said had exactly the same meaning as the Buddhist gatha in their courtyard.

But Ye Feng said again: "But the second eminent monk said, 'I don't have a mirror in my heart, why wipe it?'"

Ok?
No mirror?

Just don't have to wipe it?
The old monks present were stunned for a moment, and they were all proficient in Buddhism, they half understood the story Ye Feng told, as if they were about to realize it.

At this time, Ye Feng said: "Since you have come to Shaolin, I will give you a Zen Buddhist gatha." After that, Ye Feng looked at each of them, "The body is a bodhi tree? The heart is like a mirror stand? Wipe it frequently ? Don’t cause dust?” Ye Feng read the original text again, but in a rhetorical tone.Ye Feng didn't say a word, the abbot's expressions changed, Ye Feng's words were like knives, piercing their Buddha hearts alive!

"There is no bodhi tree!"

"A bright mirror is not a stand!"

"There was nothing!"

In the room, there was no sound.

Ye Feng looked at them and asked with a smile, "Where is the dust?"

After Ye Feng finished speaking, the old monks were instantly stunned.

Originally nothing?
Where is the dust?
No bodhi tree!There is no mirror stand either!

There is nothing in your heart, how can you attract dust?How can I wipe it all the time?
All the monks in the room suddenly realized.

"Amitabha! The great wisdom of the donor, I can't wait!"

This time, they are really convinced!

Ye Feng directly abused the Buddhist gatha left by their ancestors to the point where they were all bruised, and it seemed natural that their disciples and grandchildren were inferior to him.

Thinking of this, the abbot and the others felt much more relaxed physically and mentally.It's not that we don't practice enough, it's mainly because this guy is too fierce!The ancestors couldn't do it, let alone us.

Ye Feng looked outside, and the sun was already halfway down, so he urged: "Go find some wild game before the sun goes down. Remember, as long as your heart has no external objects, you will not be stained by dust."

"Goodness, goodness!"

An old monk turned around and went out, probably to go hunting.

Ye Feng's attainments in Buddhism can really outshine them eighteen streets. As long as he is willing, Ye Feng can fool them all into returning to vulgarity!

This is really not nonsense, Buddhism is boundless, that's what it means, it depends on how you understand it.

After a while, a new dish was served on the table.

Hare, pheasant, badger, and wild boar!

Ye Feng laughed, this is also called dish!

Just pick up the chopsticks and eat them. These are good things that you can’t eat in the city. They are all mountain products, so they are delicious!
How could the monks have seen this scene before? Seeing Ye Feng's mouth full of oil, to be honest, they also wanted to taste it.Ye Huofu said it all, wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha left in his heart, there is nothing in the first place, where can the dust ah?This is too good to say!
Besides, the world of mortals is also a practice!
Thinking about it this way, they felt that what Ye Feng said was right, there is nothing wrong with eating some meat!
An old monk picked up his chopsticks and was about to eat the first bite of pork in his life.However, Ye Feng waved his hand and knocked his chopsticks aside, "You want to break the precept, you monk? Go eat your vegetarian meal!" Ye Feng stared, although the dishes on this table seemed to be quite a lot, but Mr. Ye hadn't eaten all day and was starving. This little food was just enough for him to eat, so how could they have a share.

The old monk said with a smile: "Didn't the benefactor say that the Buddha will keep wine and meat in his heart after passing through his intestines? I also want to try this method of cultivation."

Ye Feng also laughed, "You monk, you don't study Buddhism well, and I haven't finished my Buddhist gatha yet."

"Oh?"

The monks were taken aback.

Ye Feng smiled and said: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart. This is indeed true. But, if the world learns from me, it will be like entering the way of a demon!"

Abbot: "..."

All the old monks: "..."

Depend on!
They all want to scold the street, they have seen shameless ones, but they have never seen such shameless ones!
You are the only one in the whole world who can practice Buddhism while eating meat, right?Neither of us can do it, we are just as obsessed as you, right?
Are you so unreasonable!
This makes them angry, I really want to beat him!

I've never seen such an annoying person!

At this time, Ye Feng chewed the meat and explained vaguely, "You are not good enough to eat meat, let's talk about it when you are like me."

The monks were full of black lines, but they couldn't refute it. What he said seemed to make sense!
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After dinner, it was already dark.

The mountain is quiet, without the impetuousness of the city.

It has to be said that this Shaolin is hidden deep in the green mountains and flowing water, it really occupies an excellent treasure land.

It was getting late, Ye Feng didn't plan to leave today, he just stayed overnight in Shaolin Temple.He didn't want to walk at night in the mountains anymore, if he ran into those bad things, it would be too bad luck.

Hearing that Ye Feng was going to stay for one night, the abbot and the others dared not show any displeasure on their faces, even though their mentality exploded.They hurriedly asked someone to clean up the best meditation room in the backyard, because Ye Feng was here, so they didn't do their evening class today, for fear that Ye Feng would be interested again, and they would really not be able to bear it if he lectured on the scriptures again.

Ye Feng just said a few words to them casually, and their three views were already a little unstable.

(End of this chapter)