Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 44 Fatty's "Sorrow" is on fire

Now seven o'clock has become a mess, and at eight thirty in the morning, when the editor-in-chief and the editor-in-chief at seven o'clock were still discussing how to deal with the matter of "Zhu Xian", Huanjian Shuhang released an explosive information.

"Peak of Xianxia, ​​"Legend of the Seven Realms"!"

"The latest masterpiece of the author of "Zhu Xian" Ye Ye, the Huanjian essay entry, Shuhang's exclusive debut!"

The treatment is similar to "Zhu Xian" at [-] o'clock, and "Seven Worlds" is also promoted on the entire website in Huanjian.All of a sudden, "Legend of the Seven Realms" became one of the hottest topics in the Internet circle.

"Go and contact Ye Zi!" Seven o'clock editor-in-chief shouted at Feng Shu with a livid face!

……

But at this moment, Ye Feng was sleeping happily. He didn't rest until after five o'clock last night, and it was already dawn at that time.Therefore, the current him probably wouldn't be able to wake up after an earthquake.

"Ring Ling Ling ~"

There was no earthquake, but the phone vibrated.

Well, Ye Feng, who couldn't wake up from an earthquake, was woken up by the phone.

"Made, this broken ringtone." Ye Feng couldn't help complaining in his heart, Ye Feng was upset when he heard the ringtone now, secretly remembering that he must change the ringtone later. (People who eat melons: If you can remember, I will lose!)
"Hello?" Grabbing the phone in a daze, Ye Feng answered the phone impatiently lying on the bed, his tone was naturally not very good.

"Brother, where are you? Do you have time to come out for a cup of tea?"

"Drink your uncle!"

When he heard that it was a fat man, Ye Feng cursed angrily, turned over and hung up the phone, and continued to sleep soundly.

The fat man on the other side of the phone, listening to the busy tone on the phone, froze the originally bright smile on his face.

"Grass, you are crazy!"

The fat man cursed at the phone angrily, but still called Ye Feng again.

"Ring Ling Ling ~"

me he!
It's not over, is it?
After pulling the quilt to cover his head, Ye Feng really didn't want to move, he just wanted to sleep now.

"Ring Ling Ling ~"

However, the ringtone of the mobile phone kept ringing.

"Hold the grass, what are you doing?" Ye Feng answered the phone "angrily".

"Um, big brother, I really need you for something. Where are you right now... Uh no, where are you now?" Originally, the fat man wanted to say "it's inconvenient for you", but based on what the fat man knew about Ye Feng, as long as he If he dared to ask such a question, Ye Feng would definitely say it was inconvenient, so he simply asked where Ye Feng was.

"Family!"

After saying one word, Ye Feng hung up the phone, wanting to continue to sleep.

But it might be because of being woken up, although Ye Feng is very sleepy now, but he can't fall asleep.

Depend on!
Ye Feng is so angry, if this damn fat man can't say anything important, I have to let him know what kind of price he will pay for disturbing people's sleep.

Oh, forget it, get up.

Sit up and rubbed his temples, then lay on the bed for a while, before Ye Feng went to wash in a daze.

It took half an hour before the fat man came over.

"Grass, didn't you say you were at home? I thought you were at the teahouse, which caused me to run back and forth." As soon as we met, the fat man complained non-stop, and Ye Feng's face turned dark immediately.

It's reasonable for you to make me sleepy, right?
The two were sitting on the sofa in the living room, the fat man was not polite, he took a glass of water for himself, and the master seemed to drink it slowly.

"Don't tell me that you came to me just to drink water?" Ye Feng gritted his teeth and said in a bad tone. He wished he could beat this fat man to death. Was this guy sincerely trying to anger me?
"Cough, don't worry." Fatty was a little embarrassed by Ye Feng's words, and quickly put down the paper cup and said, "Brother, that novel you wrote for my second uncle is now popular!"

"Oh, and then what?"

Originally, the fat man thought that Ye Feng would be surprised, but who would have thought that Ye Feng would say such a bland sentence.

"Then... the song you sang last time, have you completed it?"

Grass!
Ye Feng's mood now is the same as that of Fatty just now, he thought that Fatty would continue to talk about "Swordsman", but he turned around and went to singing instead.

What the hell do these two things you said have anything to do with each other?Why can you say that there is a causal relationship between two things that are clearly not even half a cent related?Everyone is young, why are you so good? (Fatty: Low-key, low-key, everyone is mutual.)
"Does it matter to you?" Ye Feng said with black lines.

Fatty sat next to Ye Feng with a smile on his face, as if we were good brothers, he stretched out his arms to hug Ye Feng's neck.

"Go away! Just say something!"

Ye Feng moved to the side with a look of disgust, and the fat man put his arms on the back of the sofa in embarrassment.

"Well, big brother, can you write that song for me?" Although the fat man was scolded by his mother's criticism in his heart, his face was full of flattering smiles.

Looking at the fat smiling face of the fat man, Ye Feng raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you want that song?"

Hearing Ye Feng's question, the fat man got a lot more excited, took out his phone, "Brother, look at this!" Holding the phone, he rubbed against Ye Feng again.

Ye Feng was lying on his body, with his arms on his legs, watching the video on the fat man's phone.

"I smashed it!"

"No, I'll smash it, if you treat me as a big brother, then, I'll smash it!"

"...I, smash it!"

……

At the beginning, Ye Feng saw two drunks. Although the video was a bit blurry, it was impossible for him not to recognize himself!

Isn't this the day he got drunk with the fat man?

"Um, this is not the point, let's move on."

"Wait!"

The fat man smiled guiltily and wanted to fast forward and skip this paragraph, but Ye Feng snatched the phone over and said with a smile: "I have never seen such a thing as throwing a wine bottle on my own head. Let me increase my knowledge." At this time, the video played until Ye Feng agreed to let the fat man smash it.

Why don't you wake up brother to sleep and show him a joke to make up for it?
Ye Feng was waiting to see how stupid the fat man was after drinking too much, and he actually hit himself?Hahaha!
And the fat man on the side, looking at Ye Feng who was waiting to see his joke like a fool, leaned to the side without leaving a trace, his buttocks have been raised slightly, and it seems that he is ready to run away at any time.

"Oh!"

There was a crisp sound in the video, and Ye, who was waiting to see the fat man's joke, froze the smile on his face in an instant.

"Fatty!"

"Hold the grass, brother, listen to my explanation!" Looking at Ye Feng who exploded, the fat man ran away, crying and howling.

"Explain your sister!"

Damn it, why did I have such a headache when I woke up that day? It turned out that you, a fat man, gave me such a headache!
Grass!I'm sorry for that wine bottle if I don't beat you up today!
……

After 10 minutes, the battle ended with Fatty's complete defeat.

The fat person was "severely" repaired by Ye.

"Ahem, hello everyone, I, my name is Ai, AIDS"

……

"A cup to the sun, a cup to the moonlight..."

……

Although the fat man in the video drank too much, and the song "Sorrow" is still incomplete, but maybe it was because of the fat man's mood at that time. The faint sadness and melancholy are vividly expressed, and it also shows the fat man's own resistance to life, just like the two sentences he yelled out in the video, "Tomorrow with a glass, and the past with a glass", which is very impressive. feeling.

……

"Brother, this video has become popular on Duanzi. Eight out of ten videos on Duanzi must be the BGM of this song!"

ps: Don't worry, there is another chapter

(End of this chapter)