Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 441 Is this God's punishment? (Happy New Year)
Seeing the collapsed bed, dropped lamp, and knocked down door in the bedroom, Ningning and Lingling looked at a loss, while Ye Feng looked desperate!
"Forget it, let's go downstairs to eat first."

Ye Feng smiled wryly, he knew that even if he stayed in the bedroom and didn't go anywhere, he probably couldn't avoid bad luck.

Ye Feng let Ning Ning go, and said to the two of them: "You two go first, stay away from me." Ye Feng was afraid of accidentally hurting them.

Ning Ning blinked, and looked at Ye Feng in disbelief, she had seen unlucky people before, but she had never seen someone as unlucky as Mr. Ye!Never heard of it!
But to be honest, why does Ningning suddenly feel like laughing now?
"Sister, what happened to brother-in-law?"

The two sisters went downstairs arm in arm, Lingling asked very strangely.

Ning Ning smirked and said: "I have done too many bad things, I am condemned by God."

Ye Feng: "..."

What did you do wrong?

Still damned?
But what Ning Ning said is similar, Ye Feng is not much different from God's Scourge now!
……

"Ouch, I wipe!"

Ye Feng, who was going down the stairs, suddenly screamed.

"Ah! Ye Feng!"

"Ah! Brother-in-law!"

"Hmm~ Papa!"

The three beauties in the family covered their mouths in fright, and the three pairs of big eyes opened wide.

Just now, someone Ye slipped his foot inexplicably and spun directly from the stairs!
I'm about to fall down!

Fortunately, he knows how to do light work, he jumped down the stairs as soon as he got up, otherwise, Ziye would definitely fall into the mud!

"Wow! Brother-in-law is so handsome!"

The sister-in-law looked at Ye Feng's unrestrained and unrestrained movements, and little stars appeared in her big eyes.Although baby Ningning didn't say anything, her expression was more nympho than her sister's!
Mr. Ye's moves are really cool!

The action is very handsome, after all, it is light work!But Ye, with his proficient lightness skills, failed to land smoothly this time!
"Oh, I wipe!"

Just after landing, Ye Feng screamed again!
Another slip on the sole of the foot!
He fell straight down and squatted!

Ning Ning: "..."

Sister-in-law: "..."

The two beauties were both attracted by Ye Feng's handsome action just now, but he came out like this...

It's just that the little baby didn't think so. Seeing that his father fell down, he ran over to help him up.

"Papa~papa~...ah..."

I don't know if the little guy ran a little fast or what, just running in front of Ye Feng, he even slipped on the sole of his foot!
Fortunately, Mr. Ye reacted quickly, directly caught the little guy, and let her fall into his arms!
Now it's all right, the father and daughter are lying on the ground together.

"Yiyi, why are you so careless~"

Ningning shook her head helplessly, and walked over with her back twisted, trying to pull the father and daughter up.

"Yeah~"

With a coquettish snort, the baby Ningning walked up to Ye Feng, and unexpectedly slipped on the sole of her foot inexplicably!
"Ningning~ Hey, I'm going!"

Ye Feng's eyes suddenly widened, and he fell on Ye Feng's body without any crookedness!

Although the big baby is not very heavy, it is still strong enough!
Come on, Mr. Ye is now holding one arm in each arm, and the whole family is going to be neat and tidy, all sitting on the ground!

Ning Ning's pretty face was flushed, she was so evil, she almost sprained her feet while wearing slippers?

This is too exaggerated!
"Sister, brother-in-law, you..."

The sister-in-law over there was so dumbfounded that she stood there at a loss and didn't dare to move at all!

What the hell is this?
What are you doing this early in the morning?
"Huh? What does it taste like?"

The bewildered sister-in-law suddenly wrinkled her nose and sniffed carefully.

Ningning and Ye Feng were also taken aback, "Oh? There is indeed an unpleasant smell, this is..." The two looked at each other, and their expressions changed drastically:

"gas!"

I rub!

What the heck isn't he?

Gas leak?
"I wipe, gas! The gas is leaking!"

Ye Feng yelled, then picked up the little baby and the big baby, one in each hand, and ran outside holding the two girls!

"Sister-in-law, after you break up, let's go first!"

"Brother-in-law! You bastard! Wait for me!"

Lingling also ran away, but as soon as she reached the door, Lingling ran back again, went directly to the kitchen and closed the valve, and opened everything from the windows.

Isn't it because the valve is forgotten?
Lingling stood at the door with her waist in her arms, looking angrily at Ye Feng in the yard, gnashing her teeth, wishing to bite him to death!

However, before everyone could take a breath, there was another "boom" in the room. The sound was huge!

They even heard Ningning outside!
Everyone shuddered in fright!

"What, what's the situation?" Ye Feng stuttered a little.

The sister-in-law standing at the door looked back, she also had a confused face, and said in a daze: "Water, did the water pipe blow up?"

……

on the street.

Ye Feng drove the car alone, heading towards the east.

right!It's him alone!

He didn't dare to pull Ningning them!
He knows his own situation better than anyone else!
He is really damned!

Originally, Ye Feng was thinking that he would not be able to go out today!
Let's wait a little longer for the competition and so on, and see that my dog's life is at stake!

However, in just one morning, Ye Feng recognized this cruel fact!
Do you think you'll be fine if you don't go out?

Just kidding!
His gas is leaking!
The pipes are exploding!

Ye Feng doubted that if he stayed at home any longer, their house would collapse!

No idea!

Ye Feng can see it, where is he going now, it's unlucky!
If this is the case, why do you want to harm your own family?
on the street.

Ye Feng is energized by 120 million points!I wish I didn't even blink my eyes, for fear of getting into a car accident!
Really!

Ye Mou's current mood is definitely more exciting than those tightrope walkers!

He now feels that his life may be in danger at any time!

If Dongfang Brilliant was not too far away from home, Ye Feng would have wanted to walk there!

I rub!

There is an intersection ahead!

Ye is like an enemy!
There is sweat on my forehead!
Looking at the densely packed vehicles and pedestrians, Ye's driving hands trembled!
Drip~drip~
"What are you doing?"

"Grass! Can you drive?"

"Why doesn't his green light go?"

The car horn behind Ye Feng honked loudly, and many car owners poked their heads out to curse the street!

What's the matter with this bastard?
He didn't leave after the 1 minute green light?

I rub!

"what?"

Ye Feng was taken aback for a moment, he was already in a state of bewilderment, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Looking at the flashing red light, he kicked the accelerator and rushed over...

"Dangdang!"

"Kai Lang!"

"Crack!"

Fortunately, Ye Feng reacted quickly. Looking at the pedestrians in front of him, without even thinking about it, he turned and rushed towards the guardrail on the side of the road!
Anyway, it didn't hit anyone, but it hit Ye Feng enough.

Haicheng traffic radio channel: "...a lot of riders just sent news that at the intersection of Huazhong West Road, a black car suddenly lost control and rushed towards the guardrail of the intersection. There were no casualties or injuries. A second accident with another vehicle. However, the traffic police saw that the owner of the accident turned out to be Professor Ye Feng from Haida University! Professor Ye suffered a slight injury on his forehead, but he is not seriously injured at present. Here, Xiao Li reminds everyone not to go out Hurry up, drive carefully!"

……

His car must not be able to drive. The traffic police didn't bother him, they just gave him face.No way, Ye Feng took another taxi.

"My God! Are you Professor Ye?"

The taxi driver actually recognized Ye Feng, Ye Feng got into the car and sat in the back, nodded with a wry smile, "Master, drive slowly."

"Okay, don't worry, Professor, where are you going? I promise to send you safely...Kang!"

I haven't finished my words yet, I'm going to hit the butt of the car in front of me!

Ye Feng was dumbfounded!
The driver is confused!

It took Ye a talent to sit in the car for no more than 1 minute!
This taxi is just getting started!
The meter hasn't even started running yet!

No way, Ye Feng changed another car!
Bang!
This time it wasn't rear-end, this time he was rear-end!
transfer!

Car accident!

transfer!

Car accident!

transfer!

……

Ye Feng was about to collapse, he used all available means of transportation, taxis, buses, bicycles, even black cars!
But it didn't work!

No car can go out 50 meters!

Within 50 meters, there will be a car accident!
Now this avenue is blocked from beginning to end!
There were a total of 28 car accidents, all of which were caused by Ye Feng, seven taxis, four buses, and even bicycles...

Someone Ye is going crazy!
In the end, he had no choice but to call the police!

He called the police!

Let the police send him Dongfang Brilliant!
……

At the entrance of Dongfang Brilliant Gymnasium, a group of beauties, big and small, were standing looking forward to it.

"Why hasn't my brother-in-law come yet?"

The sister-in-law looked around, "He left before us, why hasn't he arrived yet? Nothing happened on the way, right?"

Over there, Ling Luohan and her secretary were also there, "I called Ye Feng just now, and he said it will be soon."

Ning Ning glanced at Ling Luohan, but said nothing, she also called Ye Feng just now.To be honest, Ningning is a little angry now!

Because Ye Feng lied to her again!

Uh no, it can't be considered cheating, to be precise, it's hiding it from her!
This guy said that he came to the gymnasium to exercise, but he never said that he was here to help Ling Luohan's team play a game!
Ning Ning and the others have been here for a long time, and they met Ling Luohan a long time ago, and the few of them chatted for a while when they had nothing to do.Then, Ningning knew everything.

snort!
Ningning didn't even bother to ask Mr. Ye, Mr. Ye would definitely say that playing a game is a sport, didn't he lie to you?

This is Mr. Ye's usual routine!

Of course, it was mainly because Mr. Ye seemed a little too unlucky today, and Ning Ning didn't have the heart to get angry with him, as long as nothing happened to him.

Just as he was talking, a "devastated" police car stopped at the entrance of the gymnasium.

As soon as the police car stopped, Ning Ning and the others couldn't help but look over, their big eyes were full of surprise.

Really!

They had never seen such a "tragic" police car!

Are you driving from the Middle East?Just finished watching World War II?
What the hell?

The bumper has long since disappeared, the car body is full of scratches and potholes, and the front windshield is also full of cracks, and it looks like it will shatter!The most powerful thing is the wheel on the left front, it almost becomes a square!

Can this still work?
Amid everyone's suspicious eyes, two police officers with bruised eye circles came down from the front, and a limping young man came out from the back door, one of his shoes was missing, and he was clutching his arm.

"Ye Feng?"

"Brother-in-law?"

Ning Ning and the others looked dumbfounded, this person turned out to be Ye Feng?

isn't it?
How did it happen?

You really just got off the battlefield, right?

Ning Ning ran over quickly, and Ye Feng yelled at her: "Don't come here! Stay three meters away from me!"

Here, a young policeman with a mournful face said to Ye Feng: "Professor Ye, it's time, you can go now." The policeman was about to cry, and they received a call from Ye Feng, saying that they needed help.

The people in the police station heard that it was Ye Feng, this is the most powerful character in Haicheng!Help or question?
Isn't it just sent to Dongfang Brilliant?

What a big deal!
The Haicheng City Bureau immediately dispatched two police cars, one to deliver Ye Feng and the other to clear the way!
However, it was this "little problem" that no one took seriously, but it made the people in the city bureau miserable!
All kinds of car accidents along the way!

Three meters one rear-end collision, five meters one collision wall, ten meters one chain link!
Traffic jam?

nonexistent!

As soon as he meets a car, he hits it!
How can he be stuck in a fart car!

And the most deceitful thing is that their police car actually met Pengci?

Really!

Any police car can be smashed!

Along the way, there must be eight or nine old men and old ladies desperately posting up!
Sending Ye Feng here, the mentality of the leaders of the Municipal Bureau collapsed!

Not to mention how much money was blackmailed by Pengci, the main reason is that they scrapped one police car directly, and the other one has basically been scrapped!Moreover, two of the four police officers they sent out have already entered the hospital!

Now these two, it was the leader of the city bureau who said, give them a third-class credit, otherwise they won't be sending Ye Feng off for anything!
This road is more difficult than Tang Seng's study!
But fortunately, it's here now.

"Two comrades, walk slowly, hard work."

Ye Feng smiled a little, and stretched out his hand to shake hands with him.

"@%@￥%"

The policeman snorted a few times in fright, he didn't even dare to speak to Ye Feng, why should he shake hands?You are trying to murder!
The police didn't even want the police car, and turned around and ran away.

Ye Feng covered his face with a look of despair.

"Ye Feng, you, are you alright?"

Ning Ning's face was full of worry, and she really wanted to go and see Ye Feng, but Ye Feng refused.

Ye Feng shook his head, he was a little afraid to speak now.

Over there, Ling Luohan and Lingling also came over. Seeing Ye Feng's embarrassed appearance, Ling Luohan opened his eyes wide, full of surprise, and asked, "Boss Ye, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah~"

Ye Feng sighed, "It's okay." He raised his head and smiled wryly, then asked, "Has the game started yet?"

"No, there's still half an hour left."

"That's okay, go in first, you go first, stay away from me, I will follow behind."

"Huh? This..."

Ling Luohan was stunned for a while, looked at Ye Feng, then at Su Ning, but no one explained to her.The main reason is that this thing can't be explained, right?
In the end, it was my sister-in-law who ran over and said a few words, a few beauties were walking in front, and Ye Feng limped and followed far behind.

Although Ning Ning and the others were walking in front, none of them was worried about Ye Feng, and looked back at him from time to time.

"Is your brother-in-law okay? Can he still play?" Ling Luohan asked with his head tilted, his eyes full of worry.You can tell by the way Ye Feng walks, his leg must be injured.

The sister-in-law was also very worried, and said: "I don't know, my sister can't control him, and no one can control him."

Ning Ning at the side gave her younger sister an angry look, and Ling Luohan said "Oh", and said nothing more.

The beauties in front basically turned around every three steps, and everyone's eyes were full of worry and concern.If this was normal, Ye Feng would be so beautiful, especially Ning Ning's eyes that implied a smile, could make Ye Feng look crisp.

But now, Ye Feng can't care about this thing.Now he has to look around every step he takes, for fear that something will come out and kill him!

Walking all the way is very worrying!

Just walked from the door to the court inside, except for a few falls, no major accidents happened.

If it was normal, Ye Feng would have been so angry that he fell down several times for no reason, but today, Ye Feng almost didn't shed tears of emotion!
Cai Nima fell a few times, so happy!
ps: Well, I drank every day for the past two days until I lost consciousness, no update, sorry.Yusheng wished everyone a happy new year, and I drank again at noon today. I wrote this chapter for a whole afternoon, and I couldn't write it anymore.

(End of this chapter)