Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 716 The Power of Advertising!
Imperial capital, a mahjong room.

The room was filled with smoke, and every table was crackling with cards.

"Hey? No more cigarettes? Boss, come to the blue building!"

"Boss, I want a box here, and I'll pack instant noodles."

"Take a box of King Furong."

"Hey, brother Liu won a lot this morning, is he King Furong?"

"Haha, if you win a little bit, you win first, then you get money. It's not worth talking about. Boss, give Xiao Liu another bag, and it's also King Furong."

It is better for women to play mahjong in the mahjong room, but there are no gentlemen who do not smoke.Regardless of whether it's for the table or for the eyes, there is no non-smoker.

The boss over there was eating instant noodles and watching TV. He laughed and joked with his acquaintances, and went to the small supermarket outside to get things for everyone.

The TV was on, which happened to be CCTV, and some bored people in the room started chatting.Just talking about CCTV's smoking cessation advertisement.

"CCTV?"

"Recently, the smoking cessation advertisement on CCTV has caused an uproar?"

"This broken smoking cessation advertisement looks like that every year, can it make people quit smoking? Are you kidding me?"

"Yeah, it's broadcast every day, it's not like that, if it's useful, hehe, I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"

Just as I was talking, the smoking cessation advertisement really came out.

"Hey?"

"Do you see this?"

"yes?"

"I wipe!"

At the beginning, a few people saw it, but someone yelled, and everyone turned around curiously in an instant.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, but everyone is scared!

"hiss!"

"Who shot this commercial?"

"It's so wicked!"

"I'll wipe it! It's too bad! My mentality is a little exploded!"

"Why are you still smoking?"

There are too many smokers in the room. Some people try to take a breath and feel that their throats are smoking.

At this time, the boss came back, "Come here, who wants the cigarettes? Come and get them yourself, keep the account first, and settle it later."

The boss is easy to talk, but the strange thing is that no one speaks at this moment.

"What's the matter? Who wants cigarettes?"

The boss looked at Brother Liu strangely, "Xiao Liu, the two boxes of Furong Wang you want, here, here you are."

"No, no, I don't want it!"

"Ah? Didn't you want it? Xiaosun, your blue building?"

"Ah? What blue building? I don't smoke!"

"You don't smoke? Are you kidding me? You ten-year-old smoker said you don't smoke?"

"Ah, I quit smoking."

"Quit smoking? When did it happen?"

"Just now..."

"..."

The boss said with a dark face, "Have you all quit smoking?"

"Uh-huh."

Those who asked for cigarettes in the room just kept nodding their heads!

smokes?

It doesn't exist!
Smoking is impossible to smoke!At least now it is impossible to smoke!
That ad just now was so fucking scary!
Seeing the cigarettes in the boss's hands, everyone couldn't help thinking of the burning cigarette lungs in their minds!
That kind of fear is simply a psychological shadow!
However, the boss has already brought the cigarettes they asked for, and everyone is embarrassed to say no, after all, they are all acquaintances.

Brother Liu said: "Boss, you don't want any more cigarettes, how about this, bring me a few bottles of drinks."

"That's right, boss, let's replace my cigarettes with drinks, and get a few more bottles."

"I replaced it with water, which should be at room temperature."

"Me too."

Seeing that everyone really didn't want the cigarettes, the boss was very surprised, but there was nothing he could do about it. Fortunately, it was replaced with water, so the boss didn't get very angry and went out to get water again.

"Hey, there's too much water this time. I haven't finished my two bottles yet, so I ordered two more."

"Who isn't, but it doesn't matter, I really don't want that cigarette anyway."

"Me too, I don't want to take a puff of cigarettes now. By the way, everyone should stop smoking, I can't even smoke this second-hand smoke now."

"Who still smokes, open the window, let alone second-hand smoke, I'm sick of smelling a little smoke when I come here now."

"If you want to change it to water, just change it to water. It doesn't matter if you buy a few more bottles. Anyway, this thing doesn't cost much. If you can't drink it, just throw it away. Anyway, I don't feel sorry for the few dollars."

In fact, many people have several half-bottles of water or beverages under the table. Some of them think that they are not cold enough, so they buy new ones, and some of them want to drink other beverages after drinking.Anyway, this thing is not expensive, just a few dollars, for these people who play mahjong every day, it is not considered money at all, no one cares about that.

"By the way, change the channel quickly, don't watch CCTV, if the advertisement comes out again in a while, I guess I will really miss cigarettes in my life."

"Yes, change the channel quickly."

"Watch Haicheng Satellite TV, there seems to be a rebroadcast of "I Am a Singer"."

"Haicheng Satellite TV is very good. I like to watch Professor Ye in "I Am a Singer"."

"I like Su Ning."

As he said that, some people who were not at the table switched the TV station to Haicheng Satellite TV.

Yes, there was a rerun of I Am a Singer, but it happened to be commercial time.

"By the way, Haicheng Satellite TV also has a public service advertisement task?"

"Yeah, I don't know if they have finished it or not."

"Who knows, it has nothing to do with us anyway, it's up to you to play the cards."

On TV, after two commercials, there was suddenly a piece of soft music.

"Hey? Isn't that Su Ning?"

"Hey, it's true."

"What ad is this?"

"I haven't seen it before, this ad... Ugh!"

"I... what the hell..."

"Don't let human tears become the last drop of water on earth? This..."

In the mahjong room, there was no sound.

Everyone was hit hard by this sentence.

Everyone stared blankly at the half-bottles of water next to their hands and under their feet, speechless for a long time in a daze.

It wasn't until the boss came back carrying a box of water and beverages wheezingly that everyone came back to their senses.

"Come on, everyone's water and drinks are here. Who asked for anything just now? Say it yourself." The boss asked with a smile.

However, the house was surprisingly quiet.

The boss's smile gradually froze, "What do you mean? Don't you say you don't want it? What's wrong? You quit smoking, and now you also quit drinking water?"

Brother Liu said embarrassingly: "What, it's not that I quit, the main reason is that I seem to have half a bottle left."

"Yeah, I still have some here, drink it first, and buy it after drinking."

"That's right, don't waste water resources!"

The boss's face turned green, "Are you kidding me?"

"Uh, what, it's not that I don't want to buy it, it's okay to buy it after drinking it."

"Can't you drink it after you buy it?"

"Then, I'll take a bottle then."

"I want a bottle too."

"The main reason is to buy it after drinking it, otherwise it will be uncomfortable to drink this water."

"Yeah, I feel guilty."

The boss's lungs were going to explode, but fortunately they ordered at least one bottle, and there was nothing they could do if they didn't buy it. Finally, the boss went back with the remaining half of the box.

"Change the channel quickly, it's too bad, my righteous heart doesn't allow me to watch that commercial."

"Stop watching "I Am a Singer"?"

"Don't watch it, let's watch the variety show of Mango TV. It seems that "Superstar" will also be rerun at this time."

"That's right, let's see."

Everyone agreed that the big brother who changed the channel just now found the remote control and adjusted the channel to Mango TV.

When I switched to this one, an advertisement for milk flashed by, followed by the public service advertisement "Go Home and Have a Look".

In the room, everyone saw the ad before they had time to talk.

This advertisement is relatively long, more than 50 seconds.

But these more than 50 seconds may be the most eerie 50 seconds in the history of this mahjong parlor.

silence.

Endless silence, everyone watched the ad in silence, especially after the grandma said "everyone is busy, busy, please be busy", the sigh made everyone's heart beat invisible.

The ad is over.

Half of the people in the room had red eyes when they came to pick it up.

When watching the smoking cessation advertisement, everyone was terrified and cursed in their hearts; when watching the water resources advertisement, everyone felt a sense of crisis and responsibility; but when watching this advertisement, what did everyone feel? I have no idea, my mind is blank, and my eyes are red unconsciously!

"I'm not coming! My mother told me to go home for dinner!" The eldest brother stood up abruptly, and walked out without saying a word.

"Huh, just in time, I remembered that today I said to go home and have a look." Someone took a deep breath, packed up his things and left.

Someone is calling his wife: "Hello? Wife, are you and your son at home? OK, I'll go back to my parents' house and have a look."

"Hey, mom, are you cooking yet? Oh, I'm waiting to go back to have lunch later, hurry up and make dumplings. That's right, mutton ball stuffing." A big brother in his 30s smiled and cried Yes, I wiped my tears with my mobile phone and walked out quickly.

Come back home!

Come home to see your aging parents!
This is everyone's only thought at this time!
In less than 2 minutes, the entire mahjong room was empty.

At this time, the boss, who was already very unhappy, came back after delivering the water...

When I came back and looked at the empty room, the boss looked bewildered.

Three seconds later, the boss scolded angrily from the mahjong parlor: "I'm going to fuck you! You bastards! What the hell are you kidding me? Ah? I've been out for a while, you all ran away ? Ah? Your uncle!"

(End of this chapter)