Grandma's wanton life

Chapter 81 Every sentence is a classic

Chapter 81 Every sentence is a classic

Luohen used to be No.1 in online articles, and he still has a lot of fans.

But it depends on who you compare with!
Yes, the number of Luohen's fans is definitely crushing other web writers, but if compared with Ye Zi, it is nothing.Not to mention that the current No. 1 online article has become Ye Zi, even when Ye Zi was the second child, there are not as many fans of Luohen, let alone Ye Zi who is now at the top?
It can be said that Luohen's fans can't scold Ye Zi's army at all.

However, when Ye Zi appeared, all of Ye Zi's fans were in chaos, and they all ran to leave messages for Ye Zi.

"Brother, you are not suitable for this style!"

"I beg you to go back, will you leave this matter to us?"

"Boss, do you still have time to come out and curse? It seems that the update volume of ten novels is not your limit!"

"Boss Ye Zi, please don't ruin your dark-bellied image in my mind."

……

Many fans, seeing that Ye Zi would end up in person and spat with Luo Hen, this made them astonished, and they all ran over to tease Ye Zi.

To be honest, Ye Feng is really not good at swearing, he just repeated those few words over and over again.

However, now that he has been pointed at and scolded, can Ye Feng bear it?

He is not very good at cursing, but he is not cowardly at all!
Black belly?

Cold?

Not suitable to come forward and end by yourself?

Hey, today I will show you another side of Brother!
Ye Feng basically didn't need to think about it, and directly brought up the popular Internet phrases in his world: "I didn't want to talk to him at first, but his touching IQ really touched me. Say I am a villain? Heh, I You are a villain, but I need you to emphasize that you are not even a person? Ye Zi is here to thank everyone for your support, friends, stop scolding them, it is really not worthwhile."

As soon as this post came out, the comments below immediately exploded.

"I'll go! Is the boss's mouth open? Can you say that?"

"I seem to see the brilliance of the leader Night Owl in Mr. Ye Zi!"

"Yes, yes, Ye Zi is the only one I have seen so far that can be compared with the night cat leader in terms of cursing."

"Both of them are really pretty darn good at cursing!"

"I just want to know, what does the boss' last sentence mean?"

"Yeah, I wonder too."

"Boss, please help me!"

……

Don't drink them to scold each other, it's not worth it.

For this sentence, not only many fans are puzzled, even those watching the excitement are also confused, and even those fans who have fallen marks are confused. What does Ye Zi mean by this sentence?
Tell your fans to shut up?
Many people feel that Ye Zi's words are definitely not simple.

Indeed, it is not simple.

Seeing that someone among the fans asked this question, Ye Feng in front of the computer smiled wickedly.

"It's certainly not worthwhile to scold them, we are simply at a loss! Think about it, what good will you gain from fighting with beasts to the end? Win? You are worse than beasts! Lose? You are not as good as beasts !Tie? Haha, then what is the difference between you and a beast? Remember what I said, we will never be an opponent of idiots, because they will pull your IQ to the same level as theirs, and then use them for many years to be idiots experience to defeat you! What chance do we have? We have no chance!"

There are popular terms in this world, but Ye Feng doesn't know much about them.But that doesn't matter, Ye Feng, a popular term in this world, doesn't plan to use it at all. Since he wants to scold the street, he must scold in a different way!People in this world have never heard of the words of Ye Feng's world. With such a reliance, is Ye Feng afraid of a bird's hair?

As soon as this reply was posted, the entire post was directly ignited.

"Ahahahaha, Mr. Ye Zi is a great talent!"

"It's so fun! It's awesome!"

"I knelt down to the boss today!"

"My one-year knee, please accept it."

"Writing novels is good, and he can also write poems. Ye Zi can even swear so fresh and refined? Hahaha, I can't do it."

"Never compare with animals? Hahaha."

"Yezi is right, we have no chance of winning! The opponent's experience is too rich."

……

Looking at Ye Zi's post, the authors who supported Ye Zi were all laughing, while those who reposted Luo Hen's post felt cold in their hearts.

Ye Zi, this bastard, is so hurtful, he can think of such curse words?Isn't he human!
And Luo Hen also replied, and he could feel the anger between the lines through the screen: "Yezi, do you have any literacy? With this literacy, you still have Facebook to write a book? As a public figure, what do you want to do?"

"Support Falling Mark!"

"An uneducated person like Ye Zi should not appear in the cultural world!"

"Can someone like Ye Zi become the king of Wang Wen?"

Luohen stepped forward to fight, and his fans also supported him one by one.

However, Ye Feng just said peacefully: "If the truth is that I have no quality, then I admit that my quality is not as good as yours. You are of high quality. I have never had contact with someone with such high quality as you, but you are in my heart. In fact, it is a 'well' character."

"Why is the word '井'? Well? Is there a frog in the well?"

The fans were also smart, and seeing that Ye Zi was deliberately setting up suspense, they asked in cooperation.

Ye Zi explained to everyone: "Because it is 'two' anyway."

Immediately, there was a burst of laughter and the emoji swiped the screen, "Hahaha".

Drop marks: "&%*@#¥!..."

"Your grandma!"

"Yezi, can't you accumulate some virtue?"

"Yezi, you idiot!"

"He's too damaged!"

"Stupid!"

Luohen's fans were all fuming with anger!

And what about Ye Feng's fans?

No one scolded them at all!

Boss Ye Zi said it just now, what good is it for you to scold the beast?
What's more, looking at the posture, Ye Zi alone can hold thousands of troops.These fans all stared at Ye Zi eagerly, anticipating what Ye Zi would say next.

Ye Zi also replied immediately, "My fans, you are all my relatives. Today, Ye Zi, for my relatives, I am willing to fight with idiots! Even if I lose, I will lose frankly!"

Ye Zi didn't stop yet, and continued sentence after sentence, "Actually, I envy you Luohen very much. Although you are the first and second, you are still the most successful in my mind. Because, as a typical case of failure, you It is really too successful. I am willing to bow down, you are my idol that cannot be surpassed!"

Leaf fans: "..."

Falling mark fans: "*¥%#@%..."

Dear authors: "..."

At first, I thought that Ye Zi had taken the wrong medicine, but she even boasted about the drop marks?

But he didn't know until the end that the leaf was still the same leaf, and it was a loss!
Ye Zi didn't stop at all, and continued to scold: "There is a famous saying, God said there must be light, so there is light; God said there must be fire, so there is fire; God said there must be evil pen, so there is you. It is because of you that this world has become complete. Here, on behalf of all the people in the world, I would like to say thank you. Thank you, Shabi.”

Ye Zi's fans were already laughing like crazy, and they all ran to Luo Hen to leave messages.

"Thank you."

"Thank you."

……

The fans of Qi Luohen were about to explode on the spot, but they didn't know how to refute, a surge of anger was held in their chests, and they really felt like they were about to explode.

Ye Feng scolded Luo Hen for a full hour, not a single curse word was repeated, and the more he scolded, the more he got worse!
He directly scolded Luohen's mentality, and said angrily: "Can you show some face? Take a look in the mirror, and if you don't show face, don't come out and fool around!"

Ye Feng smiled and typed: "Yes, I have no face. You have face. Not only do you have face, but your face is a good thing. Hanging your photo at the door can ward off evil spirits, and hanging it by the bedside can prevent pregnancy!"

Seeing this sentence, Luo Hen almost vomited blood, and his hairs exploded with anger.

leaf!

What the hell am I at odds with you!
"Hanging on the door to ward off evil spirits? Hanging on the bed to prevent pregnancy? Hahaha!"

"How does the head of Ye Zi grow?"

"In terms of cursing, I will obey Ye Zi now!"

, the fans couldn't stop laughing, but Ye Feng hasn't finished talking yet.

"Actually speaking, I just want to say something to you, I bought a watch last year!" Ye Zi said again.

"The watch you bought last year? Then what are you talking about this year?"

"What watch? Diamond-encrusted? The boss shows off his wealth and hits the scars?"

"What do you mean?"

The fans were very cooperative and expressed their incomprehension.

Fans from Luohen also came out to mock Ye Zi, "Buy a watch? Hehe, isn't a watch a block? Can you become the king of writing at this level? Even elementary school students can write good sentences!"

However, Ye Feng ignored him and said directly: "Type the initials of this sentence to see."

"I bought a watch last year? Wqnmlgb? I'll go to your mother's house! Hahahaha!" The fans burst out laughing, leaning forward in joy.

"Pfft, Ma De can't do it anymore, I'm laughing to death!"

"The leaves are too damaged! Hahaha, but I like it."

"In terms of swearing, the last time I admired was the night cat!"

"To be honest, Ye Zi has surpassed the leader in terms of cursing people!"

"Hahaha, Ye Zi is really invincible!"

……

I bought a watch last year. This sentence is definitely a classic among the classics among cursing people.As soon as this sentence came out, even the onlookers and authors couldn't sit still.Everyone seemed to be laughing stupidly, and they didn't know what picture they were posting.

Anyway, as soon as this sentence came out, the whole circle suddenly boiled up.

Luo Hen is still scolding back, but he is not Ye Zi's opponent at all. At the beginning, a large number of fans followed Luo Hen and scolded Ye Zi, but Ye Zi's fighting power is too damn strong, and his fans didn't even make a move. Watching the fun like a crowd of onlookers.Without the help of fans, Ye Zi fought against the Confucianism alone, and he wiped out the group scolded by the other party alone.

Luohen's fans were all wilted one by one, and even the authors who were helping were scolded by Ye Zi, and now they even regretted their intestines, this fucking Ye Zi is not human!
Even those people in the poetry circle who watched coldly were all terrified!

The first two times, the leaves were not unsprayed, and the leaves were not without retaliation.

But those were all professional counterattacks, and they were spoken with works. Although it made everyone's face hurt, compared with this time, they were all light before!
If Ye Zi scolded them like this, then people in the poetry circle would not have to mess around. If they were scolding people in the poetry circle, they would probably be pissed off directly!

He is a evil star, don't mess with him!

Ye Zi definitely scolded her power today!

What does it mean that one husband should be the judge and ten thousand husbands should not be opened?

Everyone saw it today.

Ye Zi alone can withstand thousands of troops!
Luohen is still struggling to persist, but Ye Zi has ignored him.

Because the result is already obvious, Ye Zi wins!
All the people watching in the cat circle, whether you are a fan or a melon eater, don't know what to say at this time.

The popularity of the cat circle has been increased by [-]% because of this scolding battle!
Then he is a full [-]%!

It directly pushed the cat circle to four places!

Even Su Ning's stats on the artist rankings have changed a bit. Although she failed to advance one place, the gap with the previous one has narrowed a lot.

What is combat power?
Do you think the four fans of the cat circle are strong in fighting?
Then he didn't stand up to Ye Zi before!
Swearing can be so earth-shattering, and swearing can increase traffic and increase fans, it's the first time seeing them!

Su Ning looked at the rising popularity in her circle, and she couldn't laugh or cry. The popularity that Ye Zi scolded was really good or bad.

(End of this chapter)

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