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Chapter 385 Why Are You So Vulnerable

The audience became excited after being amused by Fat Brother's words, and finally they could see the live version of Fat Brother's slander.

But the most exciting thing is probably the host of the Poetry Conference program. It is true that he likes poetry, but among all the living beings, who is not utilitarian?If he has the resources and contacts to host those popular shows, who would like to accompany a few bad old men to recite poems and fight against him here.

But Zhou was surprised to find out about his show, and even bluntly said that he wanted to compete with these judges. Isn't the traffic soaring?

"Quick, quick! Borrow two sets of high-definition cameras, and you'll have to snatch them! Zhou is here, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

The host quietly moved to the side of the stage and whispered instructions to colleagues in the program group.

I'm going to be on fire!

Several judges on the stage, except for Deng Jiumei who looked at Fat Brother with great interest, the other three were as embarrassed as they wanted to be. They received money every day to scold others on the Internet, but they were blocked by the boss, Mu Junhao He and Wen Yue still nodded face, too guilty to look at Fat Brother, but Bao Zhiguo replied fearlessly:

"Young people are eager to win. The purpose of learning is not to compete with others, but to inspire wisdom, make you progress, and let you have a clear understanding of the world and yourself..."

"Stop beeping, just tell me if you dare to compare!"

Fat brother interrupted this bluntly, if I don’t tear off your old face today and throw it on the ground and step on it, I won’t be named Zhou!
"Yes! Dare to compare!"

"Don't be shy!"

"Isn't there a lot of scolding on the Internet? I'm here, Mr. Bao, you should continue!"

A group of spectators below who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal followed suit.

The corners of Bao Zhiguo's mouth twitched when he heard this: "Okay, if you want to compare, then I will help you. Let's follow the program flow. This will also increase the enjoyment of the program. Everyone is happy."

Bao Zhiguo's words sound high-sounding, but the real reason is only known to the program team and a few of their judges.

The third part of the program is said to be for the contestants to learn from the judges and compete with each other. In fact, the content of the competition has been determined long ago, and the judges’ responses have also been prepared long ago. The real purpose of the third part is just to make the judges crush Contestants, show off their "knowledge", let the audience feel that these judges really have a few brushes.

This is also the only way Bao Zhiguo can think of to be more confident. Although he feels that the chances of winning are not great, at least the loss should not be so ugly.

"Next, let's move on to the next link, with snow as the theme, connecting sentences with each other, limited to four rhymes, and connecting verses with each other. Teacher Bao, please start first!"

Of course the host knew the tricks in it, he wanted to see Zhou Oro slap the judges in the face on the show, but if Zhou was slapped in the face, wouldn't the ratings be higher?So he chose to pretend to be deaf and dumb and leave Bao Zhiguo alone.

Bao Zhiguo was full of confidence, pretending to ponder for a while: "Six signs of good fortune!"

The fat brother smiled disdainfully when he heard the words, Pediatrics, he continued without thinking: "The heroic panjiu."

"Whoever sings the salt will match!"

Bao Zhiguo saw that Fat Brother was so fast, so he also accelerated in order not to fall behind.

"Ying Xu just in time."

Fat Brother has studied for a long time before, and his understanding of these poems in his previous life is probably limited to crooked poems such as "Song of Goose and Goose to the Sky" and "Two pairs of shoes on the ground in front of the bed in bright moonlight". Fingers and poetry are also included in it, and in the end he can only come to a conclusion that he himself feels far-fetched: they are all cultural and entertainment works...

"The Jade Play is very clever."

"Silver outfit world wonder."

"Flowers are like crumbs of jade."

"It's like condensing your fingers."

The speed of the two poems was getting faster and faster, the fat brother was still relaxed, but Bao Zhiguo's forehead was already dripping with sweat.

why?They never thought that there would be contestants who could match this kind of fast-paced joint poem, so they made up less than five sentences in total, and his inventory would be gone in another round.

"The lonely mountain snail is strong."

"As far as a horse's hoof."

As soon as Bao Zhiguo finished speaking, Fat Brother immediately picked up, and then looked at Bao Zhiguo leisurely.

The joint poem of the two made the audience hooked, but when they were watching it enthusiastically, Bao Zhiguo suddenly fell silent.

The audience was silent, and everyone was staring at Mr. Bao Zhiguo who kept wiping the sweat off his brow.

"keep going."

Fat Brother urged.

"What's the rush! Well, let me think about it, uh..."

Half a minute passed, and 1 minute passed. Some impatient audience members began to discuss in low voices. Bao Zhiguo became more nervous. The huge pressure made his mind go blank. The only thing he could remember was scolding Zhou Otherwise...

The boos of the audience began to sound from below, and Mr. Bao Zhiguo was already thinking that it would actually be a good choice to live in seclusion in deep mountains and old forests for the rest of his life.

"Can't figure it out? I still have it here!"

"The poet raises his whip, but the fisherman catches the fish. The claws of the scorpion are now left, but the waist of the rainbow is doubtful. The blue pass adds old thoughts, and the jade space composes new poems. The pavilion invades the plum blossoms, and the bamboo branches are pressed against the window."

Every time the fat brother said something, Bao Zhiguo's face became ugly, and the audience seemed to be able to hear the slaps being slapped on Bao Zhiguo's face one by one, and the slaps were loud.

"What about the others, do you have anything to add?"

Fat Brother looked at Mu Junhao and Wen Yue, and they quickly waved their hands, saying that he is not good at couplet poetry, which is Teacher Bao's strong point...

Heh, selling a teammate is easier than selling a cabbage in the vegetable market.

Seeing that Bao Zhiguo was still silent, Fat Brother didn't care so much, he looked down at him and taught him a lesson.

"How dare you guide others to publish books at your level?"

"Show the lower limit of your IQ to the people of the whole country at once. What do you think you are participating in this program?"

"I don't have a high IQ, and I'm still imitating others. I don't do my business every day, and I just know how to beep on the Internet. Do you know why I don't spit on you? I hate it!"

"Just because you have the support of the Animal Protection Association, you are unscrupulous, aren't you?"

"You still tell me that reading is wise? You have read all the books!"

Fat Brother shot one sentence after another, and saw Bao Zhiguo's face turn from black to red, and then from red to white, pointing at Fat Brother and faltering for a long time without saying a word.

"Don't talk to me, I have a clean freak!"

Fat Brother said with a disgusted and disgusted expression.

Fat Brother didn't seem to have had enough of it yet, just as he was about to continue, he heard Bao Zhiguo scream "Ah", and then saw him collapse while clutching his heart.

Fat Brother was taken aback, what do you mean, this is, is it still happening?
The whole audience was stupefied by Bao Zhiguo's announcement, and the medical staff from the TV station arrived very quickly. After watching it, they had a brain attack!
Then he called the staff to carry the unconscious Bao Zhiguo to the hospital, leaving everyone at the scene looking at each other, Mu Junhao and Wen Yue dared not show their anger, for fear that Zhou would turn the finger on him again, Knowing that both of them are about the same age as Bao Zhiguo, and they are both typical patients with three highs, he thought that if he was pointed at his nose and scolded by Zhou Otherwise, the ambulance would probably have to go.

"And who else..."

As soon as the fat brother spoke, Wen Yue on the stage was startled, and quickly confessed like beans in a bamboo tube: "This is really none of my business. We took Bao Zhiguo's money for scolding you on the Internet, including these things. The two of us also charged him 10 yuan to help him cheat at this poetry conference, he wanted to support his niece to win the championship, we really don’t know anything about the rest, let us go!”

As soon as Wen Yue finished speaking, the audience was in an uproar!
Fat Brother was stunned, am I so scary?
I just want to ask the host, when will the agreed bonus of 10 yuan be released!
(End of this chapter)