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Chapter 459 Fat Brother, Are You Human?

Chapter 459 Fat Brother, Are You Human?
The golden hand, Zhou Oror, once again showed the world his "business talent". When the whole industry, including hundreds of thousands of players, collectively sang bad words, Zhou Ororia lightly swiped, and the balance of victory was tilted again.

A song "Big Beauty" sang and cried countless players. In just a few days, the cover video and the MV made by the players have already exceeded [-]. It can be said that Zhou has helped the players to develop a new way to play the game. , but for now, only swordsmen can play like this.

What's even more outrageous is that a certain business school is said to have taken the "Swordsman Retirement Incident" as a case study, and the chairman and CEO of the class explained in detail how accurate Zhou's analysis of user psychology is and what their coping mechanisms are. Quickly, the instructor said happily: "Fortunately, Zhou is a lazy guy. If he devotes himself to the company's management, I am afraid that many people here will face unemployment!"

"Look at people, even outsiders who haven't met a single face know that you are a slob!"

Han Yuyun pointed to what the instructor said and read it to the fat guy who was peeling apples. The fat guy giggled twice and then continued to peel apples with his head down. People who have goods in their stomachs are arrogant.

"Han Yuyun, I find that you are going too far now! Otherwise, you wouldn't be satisfied with such a husband, you want to go to heaven, don't you?"

The fat brother didn't say anything, but the mother-in-law Kuang Xinlei couldn't stand it anymore, and poked Han Yuyun's head with her fingers.

"Mom, forget it..."

The fat brother quickly persuaded him. The doctor told him that pregnancy would affect the secretion of hormones, and pregnant women would be more sensitive and emotional. The family members should try to be more accommodating, otherwise it would affect the fetus.

As soon as it was said that it would affect the baby in his stomach, the fat brother immediately gave up.

"Why did I go too far, you ask him if he is wrong?"

Han Yuyun pointed at Fat Brother dissatisfied.

"Wrong, wrong..."

With my baby in your belly, how dare I talk back to you?

"Where are you wrong!"

Fat brother was stunned when he heard it, big girl, your question is beyond the outline!

"Daughter-in-law, look at your words, yes, can't you scold me a few words!"

Fat Brother is going to carry the shameless to the end, the giant panda was amused when he puffed, and Kuang Xinlei who was beside him couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this critter.

But in the next week, Fat Brother really found something serious for himself, which is to help Swordsman achieve profitability, otherwise why bother to worry about these free players.

Swordsman players who are rebuilding their homes on the ruins were surprised to find that after a small update to the game, the monsters would actually drop a magical scroll—surprise fragments!
This thing is incredible!Surprise!Hearing it sounds awesome, although the players don't know what surprises this thing has...

Moreover, the explosion rate of this thing is not low. You can drop a group by hitting it casually, a group of a hundred fragments, but the key is that this thing does not have any instructions, and the fragments did not say where to synthesize them. It was very precious and put it back in the warehouse. Later, the warehouse was not enough, and everyone’s backpacks were full of various materials after leveling, so players began to throw the fragments directly to the store at the price of one silver coin.

"Otherwise, are you sure you don't tell the player how to exchange it?"

Hope Dairy Zuo Hao looked at Fat Brother with a little worry and said.

He is not worried about being plundered, but worried that no one will pluck the wool, otherwise he hopes that the new products developed by the dairy industry will be slapped in the face if no one cares about them.

"Oh, little scene!"

Fat Brother waved his hands indifferently and said, the reason why he did this was purely to satisfy his own bad taste, and it was regarded as revenge for the previous players who quit the game.

The super high explosion rate of the surprise fragments lasted for three days, and the players finally breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, they no longer had to work hard to clean up the "garbage fragments" in the backpacks when leveling and fighting monsters. Almost all the debris has been cleaned up, and with a smirk on his face, Rang made a server-wide announcement:

"Heroes, please pay attention. You can use the surprise fragments dropped in the game to exchange them with Wang Ermazi, the pawnshop guy in Chang'an City. They are all real gifts! This event will last for one month. Hurry up, please!"

Gu Qiwei, who just sold the last set of surprise fragments in his backpack to the store, was stunned when he saw this announcement, can't he?Am I pointing my back like this? !

Don't panic!What valuable things can that fat guy give away?Nine times out of ten, it was a keychain or other gadgets, Gu Qiwei crazily comforted himself while rushing towards the pawn shop in Chang'an City.

"I'll go! Spark Games, do you want to be so foolish!"

"Fat brother, may I advise you to be a person!"

"What kind of sin have I done!"

Gu Qiwei had just arrived when he saw the players jumping and cursing at the door of the pawnshop, he couldn't help but feel happy, it seemed that he had guessed it right again, Zhou or that naughty guy was probably fooling the players.

A player shouted in surprise: "I got a box of yogurt!!!"

Gu Qiwei was taken aback when he heard that, huh?Can fragments be exchanged for yogurt?
"Haha! I've got three boxes of yogurt! This is the first time I've gotten wool from a manufacturer in a game, yay!"

Another player said ecstatically.

Gu Qiwei, who does not believe in evil, squeezed into the pawn shop, found Wang Ermazi and had a conversation, and a long list was spread out in front of him:
A bottle of hope yogurt - 200 surprise shards;
Six bottles of hope yogurt - 1200 surprise shards;
A box of 12 bottles of Hope Yogurt - 2400 Surprise Fragments;
Gu Qiwei was taken aback: "When will the dairy industry produce yogurt?"

A player next to him said angrily: "Is this the point! The point is that my surprise fragments are all sold to the NPC store so damn!"

A bottle of yogurt would cost three or four yuan at worst. When the fragments were worthless a few days ago, whoever didn’t have seven or eight sets of fragments in his pocket would be ashamed to tell people that he went to leveling. Fragments collected by players for a while.

Being put together by the fat brother again, everyone would be irritable if they were changed. Normal people's thinking is that if they can't take advantage of it, they will suffer. Players will suffer a lot from this loss.

Successful players will receive a digital pick-up code, which can be easily redeemed at major supermarkets. Colleagues in the dairy industry are accustomed to this common marketing method. They just hope that the dairy industry can develop New products, began to burn money to grab the market.

Small scene, everyone don't panic.

But a week has passed, and other companies with yogurt products have discovered that the sales of their own yogurt have dropped very seriously this week, and it is not winter now, which is unscientific!

Going up to the supermarket and going down to the canteen, the colleagues ran all over the place, and only after asking did they find out that in the last week, almost all of them came to the store to exchange for hope yogurt.

Okay, is this intended to hurt someone?

You want the dairy industry to have such a small profit margin, I think you can resist for a few days!

The shelf life of yogurt is inherently short, and the shelf life of most yogurts on the market is only 15 days, and basically no one wants yogurt that is close to the shelf life, so in the eyes of colleagues, this is a lose-lose approach .

However, they firmly believe that they must survive the Hope Dairy Industry. Who told them to make low profits, it is impossible to have so much money to market them!
It's a pity that their thoughts went wrong this time. Two weeks have passed, and I hope the dairy industry is still burning money to subsidize players. Some colleagues have already begun to panic.

Three weeks have passed, Hope Dairy is still burning money, now everyone can't sit still, how can Hope Dairy have so much money to burn?Could it be that what Zhou Buiran said at the beginning is only a few points of net profit is a lie?
If this is the case, then I hope that the dairy industry will capsize this time.

(End of this chapter)

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