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Chapter 517 Can You Give Me Some Face?

When Fat Brother reacted and saw a large number of reposts by Weibo netizens, it was already a movie.

Not only did Lucius not slander, but he also worked very hard to show the various achievements of China. Their self-driving tour became a main line throughout. The nearly 80-minute program showed the audience the beautiful scenery of China, from the plateau to the Mountains and rivers, from deserts to water villages, the scenery along the way is mesmerizing.

It is said that just after the trailer came out, the number of people who wanted to travel to Huaxia surged. Many people took the screenshots and printed pictures from the trailer and told the travel agency that they wanted to go to this place in Huaxia.

The problem is that the operators of the travel agencies are all British, so they don't know where you are talking about!

In the end, it was all cheaper than the travel agencies run by local Chinese people, and even two smarter travel agencies launched the route of "Re-taking the SC Journey", and put on the slogan "You can enjoy all the landscapes of the earth with only one ticket".

Although the price is ridiculously high, it can't stop the enthusiasm of the rich, which makes the international students studying in the UK complain. Let alone buying discounted air tickets to go home, it is considered good to be able to buy full-price tickets.

However, apart from the beautiful scenery, what impresses British netizens is the high quality and enthusiasm shown by the Chinese people, as well as the abnormal development speed of China.

"I've always felt that Huaxia's claim that they are number two in the world is a lie. After watching this episode, I think they are the number one in the world that they deserve."

"This is completely different from the poor, backward and dangerous Huaxia promoted by the government. I must go to Huaxia once in my lifetime. It's so beautiful!"

"Our government officials should really look at their clean streets and, of course, their shocking high-speed rail."

"Huaxia used to be our master, I really hope it would be great if our country is still a member of Huaxia - from a Korean netizen."

Soon, a large number of travel guides about Huaxia were uploaded on the Internet, how to take a bus, how to ask for help if you have difficulties, what foods you must eat in each city, and the items you must experience when you go to Huaxia...

In order to prove to Chinese people how good the law and order in China is, a desperate foreign girl even went through the streets and alleys of China alone at 12:[-] in the middle of the night. She walked around for more than half an hour, except for two policemen who asked her if she needed Except for help, no one paid attention to her.

Foreign netizens said that this is simply impossible in their own country. The security in China is simply unbelievable. You must know that in their country, you can buy lottery tickets without being robbed if you go out for more than 10 minutes in the middle of the night.

"Have you noticed that many Huaxia policemen don't seem to go out with guns."

"I saw a video taken by a blogger in China yesterday. When their policemen deal with drivers who refuse to cooperate, they only use pepper water."

"If this were in our country, the hapless driver would have seen God."

"Is chili water useful to the Huaxia people? After all, their food is so spicy."

British audiences are very satisfied with this issue of SC. They wear masks most of the time, and the fat guy with a calm face at all times also attracts countless fans with his poisonous mouth. British audiences especially I love to watch him rant about fellow Yankees from time to time. Many British netizens even go online to search for Zhou. .

Fat Brother was watching foreign netizens' evaluations of him with relish, wondering if he could go overseas, when he received a call from Wen Yi.

"Hey, old Wen."

"at home."

"Ambassador of Huaxia Tourism? No, no, I'm not free!"

"What do you really need me to do? Well, that's fine."

"Is there still a certificate? Is it the day after tomorrow? OK, then I will come over the day after tomorrow."

Fat Brother hung up the phone and still felt a little dazed.

Fat Brother thought that it would be over just to get a certificate, so he deliberately took Xiao Mengmeng with him, thinking that after a while, he would go to the supermarket to buy some groceries, but when he arrived at the place that Old Wen told him, he pushed The door was dumbfounded.

There are black and white heads, the hall is full of machines, the background of the podium is the LOGO of the Ministry of Tourism, and a banner hangs on the top: "Warmly congratulate Zhou Bie for becoming the image ambassador of China Tourism."

Old Wen, if you don't make it clear, what the hell am I bringing my child here!
The reporter standing by the door also spotted the fat guy who was standing stupidly at the door. Just as he was about to make a loud noise, the fat guy quickly stretched out his finger to his mouth and gestured softly, then pointed to his sleeping daughter in his arms.

Fat Brother just "hush" all the way to the stage. Originally, a lesbian from the Ministry of Tourism wanted to help Fat Brother hold the baby for a while, so at least let your father go up to take a photo with the leader or something, but the one in Fat Brother's arms Xiaodou Miao just disagreed.

You can tease me, but if you try to take me out of Dad's arms, I'll cry for you!

Fortunately, the reporters all know what kind of piss the fat guy is. Thinking back to the last time he held a press conference, he ended up discussing parenting with the reporters halfway through the press conference, so no matter how outrageous he did it, the reporters would I'm not surprised, and the reporters are also very self-conscious. They didn't turn on the flash when taking pictures, and they didn't take pictures if they could video.

They can adapt to such a fat guy, but the leadership of the Ministry of Tourism is embarrassed!

For today's occasion, the leader specially wore a formal suit and a bright red tie. As a result, the fat man came in a casual suit, carrying a backpack with a baby bottle and diaper on his back, and came with a baby in his arms. What do you say? Is the leader embarrassed...

After simply awarding the certificate to Fat Brother, the leader hurried down and couldn't afford to lose this man.

The fat brother had to hold the baby in one hand while receiving the certificate handed over by the leader with the other hand when connecting to the certificate, and he had to apologize to the leader non-stop, please forgive me.

"Brother Fat, can I ask what you think of yourself as a tourism ambassador?"

A reporter in the audience asked in a low voice, for fear of scaring the baby in Fat Brother's arms into tears.

"It's hard to say. I personally think my image is enough, but I don't like traveling very much, so I don't know why I was chosen as this ambassador."

The fat guy who is not serious is just teasing when he speaks, and when he looks up, he sees Old Wen who is standing at the end with clasped hands and pleading continuously, meaning to help, stop talking nonsense, okay?
Only then did the fat guy realize that this is a serious government department, and he couldn't just make jokes. He coughed twice and cleared his throat, and said seriously, "Let's make a joke to brighten the atmosphere... First of all, thank you all for your trust in me... I We will work together to show our country's unique natural and cultural landscapes and long-standing historical features to the people of the world...singing the main theme of tourism harmony and progress!"

Old Wen and the others standing at the back nodded in satisfaction when they heard the words.

Because it was a public press conference, it was inconvenient for the reporters to ask Fat Brother too many other irrelevant questions. After interviewing for about [-] minutes, the host saw that everyone had asked almost the same questions, and was about to announce the end of the press conference. A "bang" interrupted the host on stage, and everyone looked down at the place where the sound came from.

The acrylic trophy that was just awarded to Fat Brother's tourism image ambassador fell straight from his daughter's hand to the ground, and fell into two pieces...

The originally bustling press conference scene suddenly fell silent. Everyone glanced at the crumbling trophy on the ground, and then at the embarrassing Fat Brother.

"Everyone, give me some face, I'll cut this part, okay?"

Fat Brother swallowed, looked at the reporters in the audience and said with a sneer.

(End of this chapter)