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Chapter 53 You Are Too Fat For Me To Hold

"We have stolen several houses in the past two days. Brother, why didn't the police find us?"

The traffic light combination is happy for you, one for me, and one for him, while taking the time to ask Fat Brother.

"Do you know whose house was stolen yesterday?"

Fat Brother said with a half-smile.

"Wealthy people! Poor people put so much cash in their homes!"

"Well, almost. Do you remember what you promised me before?"

"Well, go back to school! But brother, I really don't want to go back to school. The teachers say I'm too stupid, and going to school is a waste of family money. My dad works so hard every day farming the land for others!"

Xiao Huang said with a bitter face.

"School grades are only one aspect. You will learn a lot of principles of life and rules of doing things in school. The most important thing is that the school will be like a protective cover, allowing you to protect you before you have the ability to distinguish right from wrong!"

"Brother, you must have studied a lot, right?"

"Brother, I just never went to school, that's why I'm so shameless in doing things! It was my mistake to ask you to steal things, and I apologize to you! Also, I will come and check regularly in the future to see if you are old in school. Go to class honestly!"

Fat Brother touched Sanxiao's heads one by one, and teased: "Remember to dye your hair back first, it looks like a traffic light."

Before leaving, Fat Brother also sent an anonymous text message to Macheng's wife in charge, telling her that one day her husband said that he would have a meeting at night, so he would go to that neighborhood to find someone.

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The big taxpayers in Qingye Town can't stand it anymore. The owner Ma Cheng's house is restless and his wife is arguing for a divorce to divide the family property. Except for the boss who was troubled by his wife, several others who took bribes and hid guns were all given by a thief. Fuck it, the news on this kind of thing can only be on the entertainment page.

But judging by the situation, it was not cleaned up well before the year, and the school affairs can only be discussed after the year.

Fat Brother is absolutely going all out for this Xinghuo School. It is really not easy to take so many people in.

But before doing anything, there must be a price to bear the consequences. Even if the fat brother doesn't mess with them, it will be a matter of time for these people to wear silver bracelets.

After returning to Pengcheng, the first thing Fatty thinks about is to buy a car. Considering that he may often go to the mountains, he needs an off-road vehicle; every month he goes to the orphanage to deliver things to his younger brothers and sisters, so the trunk must be Be big!
The fat guy looked around, but he couldn’t find a suitable one. Either the car was too small or the car was too expensive. When he was about to go back home and check the information, he saw a 4S shop called Taishan on the opposite side. The monster with exaggerated size immediately attracted Fat Brother's attention!
Taking a closer look, this car gave him even more shocking feeling. The diamond-cut front face, the chrome-plated grille air intake, and a majestic mountain hidden inside the diamond-shaped LOGO.

Seeing that a customer finally came to the door, the salesperson in suit and leather shoes greeted him with a smile on his face: "Good afternoon, if you like it, you can sit in and feel it!"

"Can you tell me about this car?"

The fat guy patted the hood and turned his head to look at the salesman.

"This Taishan S1 was launched last week. It is a full-size ultra-luxury SUV. It is 1.92 meters high and 5.2 meters long. It is equipped with a V8 engine set, and the displacement of 6.2L is absolutely powerful!"

Speaking of the salesman, he opened the door and continued to introduce: "You can see that the seat layout inside is 2+2+2, and the two rows at the back can be folded down electrically, and the intelligent system on the car is also..."

"Well, it's all good, but the workmanship inside this car feels a bit rough."

The fat brother sat in the driver's seat and looked at the interior of the car.

"Can you not be rough? Taishan used to be a pickup truck!"

I don't know when another guest came next to him, picking up what Fat Brother said.

"Then this car is also a non-carrying body?"

The fat brother raised his eyebrows and asked the salesman.

The salesman secretly scolded the talkative customer next to him, but reluctantly admitted: "Yes."

"okay!"

The fat guy slipped out of the car and closed the door. The salesman thought that the fat guy didn't want it anymore, and his heart sank for a long time.

"That's it, how much?"

Fat Brother pointed to S1 and asked.

"That's it... Sir, you mean you want to buy this S1, right?"

The sales were unbelievable, and the volume rose unconsciously.

Taishan wants to transform into an SUV. In order to change the market's positioning of their pickup trucks, they deliberately put together a 4S store and a family car brand. However, the store has been open for more than half a year, except for a few customers who asked them if they sold it. This is the first time that a pickup truck has been sold!
When the manager of the 4S store heard that the deal was finally about to be completed, he ran downstairs in a hurry, vowing to give Fat Brother the lowest discount!

The body price of this S1 is 52 after the discount, plus the purchase and transportation costs, the landed price is almost 65!

"Native-born" people on this planet must think this car is not worth it, but Fat Brother, an outsider, thinks it is worth it! 65 to buy a V8, such a big one, how cost-effective!
Carefully parked the car downstairs at home, and picked the mud spots on the side wings, the fat brother walked up the stairs step by step.

"We people, I am so happy today..."

While Fat Brother was humming a ditty and was busy in the kitchen wearing an apron, Miss Han came home.

"Yo! Did you eat magpie droppings today?"

Han Yuyun picked up an apple on the dining table, leaned against the kitchen door, and gnawed it.

"It seems that someone doesn't want to eat today."

The fat brother said washing his hands and taking off his apron, and he was ready to pick a pick.

"Fatty brother, you are busy first, I was wrong! Do you eat apples?"

Speaking in Han Yuyun, she handed over the half-bitten apple.

After the meal, the fat brother came out after washing the dishes, and saw Han Yuyun standing on the electronic scale with a sad face.

The fat guy wanted to take a look curiously. Han Yuyun bounced off the electronic scale like a cat whose tail was trampled on.

"Hey! Isn't it just fat? Have you touched your stomach and haven't counted it yet? You have to go on the scale to be reconciled!"

Fat Brother started picking things up again.

When Han Yuyun touched her stomach, it really got bigger!

He glared bitterly at the fat guy who gloated at his misfortune: "You can die if you don't talk? Did you fatten me up on purpose?!"

"What good does it do me if you get fat, pork can't be sold now..."

"Otherwise, I think you are tired of working!"

After finishing speaking, Miss Han rushed towards Fat Brother.

"Bit again! Han Yuyun, are you a dog? Come down!"

Han Yuyun's legs were clamped around Fat Brother's waist, and he grabbed his shoulder with a bite!
Fat brother tripped over the sofa, his foot became unsteady, and he and Han Yuyun fell on the sofa.

Han Yuyun was pressed down by the fat brother, still maintaining the posture just now.

The four eyes met, and the atmosphere in the room was so beautiful that Han Yuyun seemed to be able to hear her own heartbeat!
"you……"

The two spoke at the same time.

"You go ahead." Miss Han blushed as if she was drunk.

"You... are so fat that I can't even hug you!"

Fat Brother said frankly.

Miss Han's eyes narrowed into a slit, revealing a dangerous light...

The neighbors in the whole building heard the screams from who knows which floor, it was a scary person!

(End of this chapter)