Rebirth entertainment torrent

Chapter 6

What surprised Zhou was that no one had contacted him since Kangaroo TV posted the short message, but he was not in a hurry because he never thought about signing a contract with the platform.

The day ended quickly, and then it was time for Zhou Oran to start the live broadcast. Today's initial number of people is tens of thousands more than yesterday, and it will soon be 38.

Seeing the anchor appeared, the audience said that they want to listen to Fat Brother's live version of Ten Miles of Spring Breeze. Zhou Otherwise said that his grades were not good and he was ashamed to sing. In addition, he felt sick from singing last night, and begged everyone to let him slow down for two days.

As soon as the people below heard it, they immediately threatened to cancel it, and if they said that the fat brother didn't sing, they would report it!
Zhou Buan hurriedly said, "Why don't I tell everyone something interesting about my school days? Since you are all my fans, don't you want to know more about idols?"

"In no mood!"

"In no mood!"

"In no mood!"

The building was very neatly piled up, and Zhou or else continued to shamelessly said: "Since there are fans who want to know, then I will chat with you guys!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

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"Tell everyone about what happened when I was in high school. I was growing up and there was nothing good to eat in the school cafeteria. A new chicken chop shop opened next to the school. They said that their chicken chops were bigger than their faces! Whose face would be bigger than my face? If it is bigger than his chicken chop, no money! Eat for free!

I was so happy when I heard it, I went there as soon as they opened. I just went in and asked the boss if your chicken chop is bigger than your face?Who knew that the boss took one look at me and said, classmate, are you here to mess things up?After speaking, the boss quickly took down the no-money banner at the door of the store, and gave me 50 yuan, begging me not to go in the future!For the first time, I made money using my body! "

"puff!"

"Use my own body... Fat brother, I'm eating noodles!"

"I'm eating instant noodles too, and rattan pepper flavored noodles come out of my nose..."

"Hahahaha!"

"Fat brother, you are enough!"

"When I was in freshman year of high school, there was a very cute girl in the class next door. I had a crush on her for a long time, and finally couldn't help asking her to meet behind the school building after school, but she let her go."

"Three seconds of silence for Fat Brother!"

"Brother fat, if you can find a girlfriend with your body, it must be true love!"

"Don't cry, fat brother, stand up and masturbate!"

"What do you know? It's fine if she refuses my confession! She actually asked for leave two classes early and went home, saying she was afraid that I would hit her after school!"

"puff!"

"Is there any help if the monitor is flooded? Urgent! Wait online!"

"The picture is too beautiful to imagine!"

"Brother fat, give me a face mask, my crow's feet are laughing out!"

"After that period of time, I was hit and overeating! As you all know, if you eat too much, you will want to urinate! I don't know who in our school wants to install a voice-activated light in the toilet! Every 30 seconds Yelling, and then I got tired of shouting, and I clapped my hands as soon as the lights went out! Do you know that feeling of applauding yourself while taking a shit?"

"I'm about to laugh so hard, someone help me get the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill!"

"Wait upstairs, Hongzhong!"

"Should the anchor be so funny! Hit the red, get rich!"

"I feel that going to school with Fat Brother must be a lot of fun! It's a waste of money!"

"Later, I began to strive for improvement and study like crazy! During class, I actively raised my hand to answer the teacher's questions! But every time the teacher took the lead in pushing me away! For example, our Chinese teacher asked what names women call their spouses?"

"husband!"

"husband!"

"Honey!"

"My wife!"

"That's right, that's what I thought, but after the other students finished talking, the Chinese teacher saw that I was still raising my hand and asked me to answer by name. Fortunately, I was quick to add one: dead ghost! Then the Chinese teacher asked me to stand I went out, don't you think it's inexplicable?"

The screen was full of bullets flying around again.

"Also, our biology and nature teacher asked why people's bodies are cold after death. No one in the class could answer. Fortunately, I was quick-witted! I stood up and said loudly: because the mind is calm, it is naturally cool! The biology teacher ran to the head teacher Sue, say I interfered with classroom order! Did you say I interfered?"

"Fat brother, please let me go, stop talking! Let me take it easy!"

"The paper I used to wipe my tears was piled all over the table. My mother came in and told me to be careful. How should I explain it to her?"

"My husband managed to put his son to sleep, but I woke up laughing again!"

"When I laughed, the fat on my body swayed like waves, so tired..."

"Please let me go upstairs! Don't say it!"

"Oh yes, and a physics teacher too! He asked everyone what are the oldest forms of communication?"

"I dare not answer anymore, for fear of being slapped in the face!"

"Afraid of being hit in the face +1!"

"I'm afraid of Fat Brother's quick wits!"

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"I swear I didn't raise my hand that day. Our physics teacher and biology teacher are lovers. I guess he came to seek revenge! Call me by name and let me answer, and I said there is a beacon, and there is speed, isn't that all?" The physics teacher was dissatisfied, staring at me hungrily and asking what else, but fortunately, I was quick-witted! Immediately added: There is another dream!"

"Physics teacher—dead!"

"I really sympathize with Fat Brother's teachers!"

"My dad just beat me up, but he was amused by the fat guy. My dad thought I was dissatisfied, so he came in and beat me up again!"

"Hehe, it's good for everyone to be happy. In fact, Fat Brother is because I saw someone say yesterday that Fat Brother's appearance crushed his talent! How can a man look at his face, right? Today I just want to prove to everyone that Fat Brother Brother is a peerless handsome man with both talent and appearance!"

"The anchor is shameless!"

"Fat brother, please date!"

"I just like watching shameless anchors like Fat Brother!"

"Ask fat brother where should a man look if he doesn't look at his face?"

"Okay, this is the end of today's live broadcast! Thank you to all the judges, everyone who has money will make money, and those who have no money...go to borrow money!"

"The awesome second brother gave the anchor a rocket as a gift! Everyone, hurry up and grab the treasure box! —— I haven't laughed like this for a long time!"

"Little girl with a white beard gave the host 10 rockets as a gift! Everyone, hurry up and grab the treasure box! ——My family thought I was crazy and rolled on the ground laughing!"

This rich second generation who was specifically told by the second brother not to provoke him was generous, and he tipped 1 yuan in one fell swoop!

"Red beans and glutinous rice balls gave the anchor a yacht! ——I will use the rest of the money to buy an anti-wrinkle mask!"

"Wandering on the road, give the anchor 3 sports cars! ——Tip the money for unloading two trucks of cement to the anchor!"

"A marshmallow floated from the sky and gave the anchor a yacht! ——Borrowed from a classmate to pay for his son's milk powder for next month!"

"The thickened pressure cooker gave the anchor 2 sports cars as a gift! ——I borrowed money from my classmates for circumcision!"

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Zhou Oran was also amused by this group of nonsensical netizens. He glanced at the number of online users who had already exceeded the 45 mark!I thanked everyone again and promised to bring a brand new original song tomorrow. After I downloaded the live broadcast, I found that there was another private message.

Clicking on it turned out to be the netizen named Red Bean Nuomi Yuanzi, who said that a friend of hers company wanted to shoot a commercial advertisement, and the requirement was to be creative enough!She thinks Fat Brother has a big brain, so she wants to recommend Zhou to give it a try.

Zhou Oran agreed with her after chatting with her. Anyway, it doesn't cost money to try. The most important thing is that if the plan is adopted, there will be a bonus of 20!This is Zhou's greatest motivation!
(End of this chapter)