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Chapter 62 Rescue
When the men and women were singing duets on the stage, the person in charge found the fat brother who was preparing to go home backstage.

"Otherwise, wait!"

The person in charge quickly called him to stop.

"what happened?"

"There is a problem with a singing show, can you find a way to help out!"

"I haven't prepared any other songs! Why can't I put a guitar on it? Besides, I don't even have a guitar!"

You have to tell me to sing earlier, Fat Brother will be able to wrap up for you in today's scene!

But you have to give me some preparation time!
At this time, the beautiful host at the front desk also found the two of them: "Brother Fat, please help to find a way! You are the only one here who is versatile, and you can stand up for a while!"

Fat brother looked at this familiar intellectual beauty, and always felt like he had seen it somewhere.

"I also want to go up to the top, but what am I going to say? Chatting with everyone?"

Fat Brother said helplessly.

"By the way, don't you know how to tell jokes? You go up and try? Help us last for 6 minutes, no! 5 minutes is enough! Can you do it? Help me!"

The beauty host seems to be quite familiar with Fat Brother, knowing that he is "multi-talented". Fat Brother is the most unbearable person to praise, especially when he is praised by a beautiful woman, he is almost lost.

So he gritted his teeth: "Okay, then I will try my best!"

"Thank you! I will treat you to dinner later!"

Saying that the perfect hostess put another microphone in Fat Brother's hand.

Fat Brother looked confused: "What do you mean?"

"The next one is you!"

The beautiful host quickly walked up to the front desk after explaining.

What the hell!

Don't you give me any time to prepare?

"Do you like the song "Say Something from Your Heart" just now?"

"I like it!" The audience shouted in unison.

"I like it too! So I invited the singer of this song back, everyone applauds, please don't!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Fat Brother changed back into his tunic suit, came up with the microphone in both hands, and smiled awkwardly at everyone.

"Heads, leaders, comrades-in-arms, hello everyone! I'm back again!"

The chief in the audience thought that Zhou was going to sing again, but it didn't look like this posture.

"It's a great honor that everyone likes my song. In fact, I have written a lot in private, but I have never had the opportunity to sing it to everyone! This opportunity is also something I have been asking for hard!"

The head of the audience frowned upon hearing this, what's going on?

"Because other people sing for money, but I used to sing for life!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

A burst of laughter erupted underneath.

"I can't support my physical strength to sing the second song today, because something happened last night!
Last night I stayed in the guest house of our military region, and I was so hungry that I couldn't find anything to eat!I turned into the kitchen from the window, and saw a large pot of stewed vegetables, which contained potatoes, vermicelli, minced meat, etc., and I ate them all! "

"As a result, during breakfast this morning, the waiter whispered gossip to me, saying that the cafeteria is haunted, and that a large pot of swill from the cafeteria last night disappeared! It made me sick!"

The officers and soldiers below couldn't care less about discipline, they leaned back and laughed like thunder!
"Because I like to sing, I worshiped a master and learned to sing!"

"I don't need to pay tuition fees to worship that master, and the master still handles the wine!"

"Once I went to the master's house for dinner, the master told me: Otherwise, there is a bottle of foreign wine in the kitchen, and I don't know it. You can drink it!"

"I took that bottle of foreign wine back and drank it! I didn't dare to give it to others. Master said it was good wine, it was too expensive!"

"It turned out that I had diarrhea for almost a week before I realized that the bottle I drank was olive oil! My teacher's wife used XO to cook for a month!"

There was another burst of laughter underneath.

"No wonder my master's neighbors said that their family was always excited every day!"

"Wherever I go, I talk too much, and my face is flushed all day long!"

"The neighbor also told me that your master and his family don't usually chatter like this? I didn't dare to say anything!"

The leaders in the front row couldn't stop laughing.

"Later, I finally became a teacher. I thought that I could find some performances to earn some living expenses, so I printed a lot of business cards with my profile picture and contact information on them. I asked a friend to help me send out business cards. Live or something."

"In the end, my friend didn't know what to think, and ran to the hotel to distribute, and put a business card under the door of each room!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Everyone who has never stayed in a hotel has this kind of experience, and they understand it as soon as they hear it, and burst out laughing immediately.

"As a result, I was arrested by the anti-pornography agents in the city, and they investigated me for several days in a row!"

The officers and soldiers below burst out laughing when they heard this.

"I grew up in an orphanage, and I have a very good relationship with my younger brother. He calls me Brother, and we are so close that we wear a pair of pants!"

Someone laughed again.

"What are you laughing at, this sentence is not a joke!"

When Fat Brother said this seriously, the people below laughed even harder.

"Don't laugh, listen to me. During the Chinese New Year last year, I wanted to go to the bank to withdraw some money, so I took my little brother to the bank on a motorcycle, but I was afraid that the police would drag my motorcycle, so I went with my little brother. My brother said: You help me watch outside, the police came and said, my brother said yes!"

"As a result, as soon as I entered the bank, my younger brother rushed in and shouted: Brother, run! The police are here!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Why is this brother so funny!"

"I'm dying laughing!"

The serious and lively atmosphere just now was only lively, and the heads of the front row also laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs.

"In the end, four or five security guards pressed me to the bottom and went in again!"

"It was released for me after tossing for a long time, but I still have to get the money!"

"This time I learned to be smart. I didn't ride a bike. We walked! I just met an armed escort at the gate of the bank. It might be a bit cold that day. My brother rubbed his hands and asked me: Are your hands cold?"

"Two guns pointed at my head!"

The people below were laughing so hard that they got under the stool, and the familiar beauty host was also laughing and wiping away tears.

"In the end we both got into the police car again, and my brother asked me desperately: Brother, why didn't you speak just now?"

"Two pistols pointed at me at once! Speak up, how dare you speak up?"

"The dean of our orphanage also said that my brother is heartless and told me not to play with him. Why?"

"New Year's is always auspicious. Our dean's grandma said that you can't say unlucky words during the New Year. The dean has to stay up late on New Year's Eve. When my brother saw that the dean's grandma was dozing off there, he leaned over and asked, "Grandma, are you up?" Can you make it through tonight?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The chiefs in the front row were laughing so hard that they were banging the table.

"Grandma got angry as soon as she heard it. I thought to myself, don't get too angry, so I hurried over to comfort her and said: "Grandma, forget it, just swallow it!"

The leader sitting in the middle will be even happier when he hears it!
"I don't know why, grandma is even more angry!"

"Since then, I have had less contact with that brother. It wasn't until we met at the wine table that I realized that the dean's grandma had also told him: Zhou is short-sighted, so you should play less with him in the future, do you hear me?" !"

The fat guy glanced at the beautiful host who could barely stand up from her smile, and when she saw her making an OK sign to him, he knew that the time was almost up.

"Okay, my story will come to an end first, and I will continue to chat with you next time. Otherwise, I would like to wish you all an early New Year here. I wish you all the best wishes and good health for your family. Our country is thriving and prosperous, the country is prosperous and the people are safe!"

Fat Brother's voice became higher and higher, his speech speed became faster and faster, and the last word "An" was even louder!
As soon as the words fell, the crowd applauded!
Immediately there was more enthusiastic applause than before!

The fat brother didn't dare to salute without wearing a military uniform. He kept bowing to the audience to express his thanks.

"Otherwise you are too good!"

The person in charge rushed to the backstage and the fat brother gave a thumbs up.

The host who had finished reporting the scene also came backstage: "Fat Brother, you are so talented! Open your mouth and come here! I laughed so hard that my makeup almost faded!"

"Hey! Just talking nonsense! Just make it through."

Fat Brother didn't know that his nonsense today was actually posted on the Internet, which caused a burst of enthusiasm among netizens.

　Sword Immortal dares to ask everyone for a recommendation ticket...

　　


(End of this chapter)