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Chapter 900 Monkeys Are Safer Than You

"Excuse me, are you the director of "Inception" and the CEO of DJI drones?"

"How are you going to deal with the fine imposed by Washington?"

"Many netizens said that because of your irresponsible words, they threw away their drones at home. Do you have anything to say to them?"

"Why do you actively promote the legislation of drones in China, but ignore the chaos of drones in the United States?"

"I heard that Huaxia is a country where speech is extremely unfree. Do you have anything to say about this?"

A large group of reporters buzzed like flies. Except for the few words in front of them, the fat brother could barely hear a little bit, but those who rushed up from behind could not hear clearly at all.

"enough!"

Fat Brother let out a loud roar, and the scene suddenly fell silent.

But after less than a second of silence, it turned into a vegetable market again...

Fortunately, these sand sculpture reporters have also discovered the problem. It seems that they have been asking questions all the time, and there is no chance for people to answer them. Slowly, finally a few reporters who have returned to IQ have stopped talking, and turned on the equipment. Yes, Fat Brother.

"There are 8 million Internet users in China, and more than 300 billion unique pieces of online information can be generated every day."

Fat Brother paused while speaking, the reporters didn't know why this guy suddenly said this.

"With such a large amount of information every day, you tell me that speech is not free? Does freedom have to be allowed to spread terrorist, reactionary and separatist information by some people with ulterior motives?"

Fat Brother simply can't understand the brain circuits of these people, because American film and television dramas and literary works can slander the president at will and blow up the White House at will, so they think this is freedom?
Which country does not check the water meter?Who in the American media dares to pat their chests and say that their country has never done it?

"Secondly, I want to emphasize again that DJI has never sold any drones to the United States. As for where the 1 DJI drones you mentioned come from, I really don't know. I don't know, and we don't plan to expand the market to the United States. If some people really want to tax, I personally strongly suggest that you can tax those drone players in the United States. It's like our country, I If you smuggle a car that has not been taxed, the law of our country is to tax me personally, not to tax General Motors."

"so……"

As soon as a reporter opened his mouth, he was interrupted again by Fat Brother.

"So I don't accept the 2000 million fine at all. If you have to take this money, I suggest you find a good debt collection company in Huaxia. After all, I am also very good in Huaxia!"

The first few sentences still sounded a little bit, but as he talked, this guy started to be unscrupulous again.

"Hey, actually...how are you..."

Antoine was in a hurry, what are you talking about? You are all hired by Lao Tzu, so can't you ask some questions about movies?Does anyone here care about that drone!
But the facts are cruel to Antoine. The reporters here are not only concerned, but all very concerned. Friends in the American media are no different from those in China. The relevant topics seem to be of particular concern, and the Huaxia director who was interviewed was so tough.

In particular, this director is fairly well-known in the United States, and reporters can find out the "good things" that Zhou Oran has done after a little understanding:
Flying a civil aviation airliner without a license plowed the American airport to pieces, and was probably taken away by the Chinese government in the end;
In Fort Eck, he openly confronted the green beret sent by the United States to "hunt him across provinces". Chinese netizens don't like wearing green berets, but it cannot be denied that the combat effectiveness of green hats is ranked above the deltas and seals. Fat Although my brother was chased like a dog by the green hat in that battle, he managed to knock down a few of them. A quarter of a 12-member team made him retire early.

In the end, this guy got into the Chinese embassy, ​​and was rescued by his natal family;
As for the "competition" in business, there are even more. Hollywood bigwigs have been offended by him all over the place, and car manufacturers have also been severely punished by this guy in China, although they later "succumbed" to GM But this is enough to show how bad his popularity is.

Everyone counted with their fingers, and suddenly realized, hey!This guy is really a celebrity ruthless character!

Seeing these reporters chattering nonstop, Fat Brother felt that he should turn passive into active, so he opened his arms and hugged all the microphones that were stretched out in front of him, then cleared his throat and said solemnly: " Originally, we came here to promote the new film, but obviously our focus is different, do you still remember the black guy who drove an SUV to molested the Los Angeles police in the news two days ago?"

The reporters nodded blankly, unable to keep up with this guy's rhythm at all, wondering what the fat brother was doing mentioning that hapless ghost at this moment.

"I was very sad when I saw it. How innocent he was in my opinion! Did he go to jail like this? Did the police really think that he had no responsibility at all? A small misunderstanding was infinitely magnified. Satisfy the self-esteem of some people's nihilistic, built-up people, and ruin the life of an innocent people? Is this still the United States where even the air is sweet! Come, shout with me! Free America, gun... Ah no, happy every day!"

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Fat Brother’s speech in Chinese in front of the American media was quickly spread back to China, and netizens almost laughed out of their heads when they saw it:
"I bet the last thing he's going to say is Free America, shoot every day!"

"Hahahaha, this guy almost slipped his tongue. I've watched this paragraph N times. The fat guy is full of jokes!"

"When did he go to the United States to promote his new film again? What new film, why don't we know?"

"Hey, it's Inception, it's also shown there."

"I just took a ladder to see the little black guy that the fat guy mentioned, and he drove like a car!"

"I've read it too. That little black driver has pretty solid basic skills."

"So what do you think Fat Brother said for no reason?"

"Why else, he was fined 2000 million U.S. dollars, and he will come back if he is not in his old place and caused a mess?"

"I really sympathize with the fat brother and his wife. After marrying such a master, monkeys running all over the mountains and fields are more peaceful than him."

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At this time, Han Yuyun, who was sympathized by the majority of netizens, was making an overseas phone call to "train her husband".

"You have to remember that you are a person with a wife and children. If you have troubles..."

"You said that I let you go to promote the new film in the past. I should have known that you made troubles in the past..."

The fat guy on the other end of the phone promises repeatedly that he will never fight or fight with others, and promises that no one will be caught in the slightest. He is purely enthusiastic and can't understand the suffering American people. Only then did he act angrily, and the whole process was handled by those "legal elites", who were only responsible for paying the money.

Whenever the 2000 million is spent, he will go back.

(End of this chapter)