Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 1013 The Salty Pork Knuckle of Pig Essence

Back home, Tangtanger stood waiting in the yard, and when she saw Tang Shuang appearing, she immediately pulled out her little seahorse water gun from her waist, and shot at Tang Shuang's biubiubiubiu from a distance!
Tang Shuang immediately jumped and hid behind Tang Zhen.

Candy continued to biubiubiubiu, loudly telling Tang Zhen to get out of the way quickly, and I feel sorry for hurting my sister.

Tang Zhen stepped aside resolutely, and Tang Shuang continued to hide behind her, wherever she went, he would go.

When Tangtanger saw this, she couldn't do it, so she ran down the steps at the gate, chased after Tang Zhen in the yard, circled around Tang Zhen, and wanted to get behind her sister and shoot Xiaoshuang!

Tang Shuang pulled Tang Zhen's clothes, hid them tightly, and circled with Tangtang, like an eagle catching a chicken.

Tangtang'er biued a few times, and finally shot the water arrow at her dear sister.

"I'm sorry, sister~"

After the little man apologized to Tang Zhen, he immediately quickened his pace angrily, trying to catch Xiaoshuang.

Tang Shuang immediately confiscated the little sister's small water gun with lightning speed, then pinched her little face, stretched it, and when the little man was about to go crazy, kissed her several times, kissing the little sister's two hands Covering her little face, beware of Xiaoshuang's mouth.

"Don't kiss~ Don't kiss the Lun family! God, the Lun family wants to marry Lun! God, why are the Lun family married in the future!" Candy yelled, twisting her little butt and running away.

Tang Shuang was extremely excited after chasing and killing Tang Shuang just now, and ran away by herself in a blink of an eye.

Tang Shuang laughed loudly, and chased after her: "You still want to marry? You can't marry anyone, you will always be a villain, a pig!"

Tang Tanger ran behind the door, and suddenly took out the pistol that had been hidden here for a long time, biu~ a sharp water arrow hit Tang Shuang's face!
Rub it!Tang Shuang wiped the water stains on her face and retreated quickly.He thought there was no water gun anymore, but he didn't expect to have one here!It's really hard to guard against.

Hahahahaha... Candy laughed with her hips on her hips, getting carried away.

"You are finished! Tang Tang, you are finished! If you dare to shoot me with a water gun, I will not let you go, you will pay a heavy price, you wait! I will let you kneel in front of me and sing Conquer later! " Tang Shuang said harshly.

However, Tangtang'er was so ecstatic now that she was not afraid of his threats at all, and chased after him with a shotgun in her hand.

Tang Shuang immediately yelled: "Do you want money? Do you want money? 150 million yuan! You have made up your mind and answered me, do you want money? Yes? Put down the gun if you want money, don't shoot at me, don't want me ? Okay, you shoot, I will deduct 50 yuan from you for one shot, and you will become a pauper if you are deducted three times, shoot it, and see if I deduct your money!"

Tangtanger immediately yelled at Huang Xiangning in the room: "Mom, Xiaoshuang wants to deduct your money!"

Hmph, this money belongs to her and her mother. The two have already divided it. Mom wants 1 yuan, and she wants 50 yuan!

"Tang Tang, don't play with water guns!" Huang Xiangning spoke uprightly, asking the little sister to put down the murder weapon in her hand, it would be rude to shoot at her brother.

Candy immediately lowered the muzzle of the gun to the ground, and first grinned foolishly at Tang Shuang, who was running away in a panic, which was proud, then happily jumped to her sister's side, and began to greet her sister, standing on the stage majestic?prestige?Tang Tang is called Majestic Tang Tang, how can you not call Tang Tang when you are majestic?Really, sister, don’t you have a little sister in your heart, don’t you?ah!No?have?Let's sleep together tonight, and you are not allowed to kick Lun's family out of bed.

Hearing this, Tang Shuang laughed unkindly.

Tang Tanger slept with Tang Zhen not long ago, this little guy was very dishonest in sleeping, Tang Shuang knew this very well, and was often woken up by her kick.It wasn't intentional, but in the dream, he opened his teeth and claws and accidentally injured the person who shared the same bed.

Tang Shuang is a senior victim.

However, when sleeping with Tang Zhen, the villain paid a heavy price for this.

She didn't kick her sister in her sleep.She lay in her sister's arms, stretched out her salty pig hands, and grabbed grandma!
Tang Zhen is such a cold and noble goddess, how could she tolerate a pig spirit stretching out her salty pig's hand!

Not even a little pig!

Tang Tang stretched out his salty pig's hand in his sleep, and Tang Zhen also reacted subconsciously in his sleep. With a push of his hand, he pushed the little pig out of the bed, and fell to the ground with a bang.

After being quiet for a while, Tangtang'er got up from the ground in a daze, rubbed her eyes that couldn't be opened, then climbed into the bed in a daze, and lay down on her sister's body to sleep.

She didn't cry.

She was thrown in her sleep, ignorant, she didn't understand what happened when she was thrown on the ground, she thought she fell asleep again and fell under the bed.

But not long after she fell asleep, the salty pig's hand stretched out again.

This time Tang Zhen woke up in an instant, kicked the bold little pig in her arms off the bed without saying a word.

Ouch~ Ouch yo yo yo yo yo...

According to Tang Shuang's gossiping description to Tang Shuang afterwards, she was in pain for half an hour, rolling on the ground in pain, rolling from the window to the door, from the door to under the bed...

Tang Zhen didn't realize until Tangtang'er woke up. The only one who dared to do anything wrong to her was the younger sister of the Tang family, and it was indeed the younger sister!

And she just kicked the little sister of the Tang family out of bed!The little sister is rolling on the ground in pain now.

Tang Zhen quickly turned on the light, dragged the poor Candy to the bed, comforted her softly, and coaxed the little piggy to sleep for half the night.

In the early morning of the next day, Candy got up with her hands on her buttocks, limped pretendingly, ran to the balcony, and told Tang Shuang, who was watering the potted plants, about her tragic experience last night. Finally, Bling went to the kitchen to find her mother, told her about her tragic experience last night, and won her sympathy and comfort, and her mother took off her little pants to check if there were any bruises on her butt , Then, the villain looked for her father upstairs and downstairs, but she couldn't find her, so she called her father and told her about her tragic experience last night...

In one morning, the whole family, including the small animals in the family, knew that she was "beaten" by her sister last night.She is very poor now and needs comfort.

Throughout the whole process, Tang Zhen blushed and chased after her but couldn't stop her little sister from talking.

From then on, Tangtanger knew that she would be beaten while sleeping. She used to be a bully in bed, but now she met someone who was more ruthless.

She was even more afraid that if one day Xiaoshuang pretended to fall asleep and beat her up, the baby would not be able to tell the pain.

Tang Zhen and Tangtanger were not happy about this incident, so Tang Shuang smiled and was immediately stared at by the two.

Tang Shuang quickly restrained her smile, pretended nothing happened, and went back to the house with a salute.

Tang Tanger followed behind him, and hurriedly asked: "Brother, Xiaoshuang~ Where is Tang Tang's money?"

Tang Shuang sneered and said, "How dare you mention money to me! You just shot me with a gun! Tell me, should I deduct your money!"

When Tangtanger heard this, he immediately threw away the pistol, and held his small head in both hands, crookedly, as if he had a headache: "Ah! Don't acridine~ I'm sorry, little Shuangya~"

Now she is very afraid of hearing about deducting money, and when she mentions deducting money, her heart hurts so much that she can hardly breathe.

Tang Shuang looked at the little man in front of her and said, "Your apology is not sincere enough."

Candy said nervously: "You, you, don't kill Lun!"

Tang Shuang: ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

He thought of what Tangtanger had said before, and he said the exact words: "Don't kill Lun, we won't kill Lun, you don't have to worry about it."

Tangtanger recovered a little life, and immediately showed a smirk happily: "Hohohohohoho, I'm so happy."

"It's too early for you to be happy! I haven't finished my sentence, but!"

Tangtanger immediately covered her little ears and shouted loudly: "Why do you want to be but! Don't be but!"

Tang Shuang took off her little hand, smiled and blew into her little ear, and then said: "But, you have to show it to prove that you are really apologizing."

"What does it mean, can I give you a kiss?" Tang Tanger asked with her big innocent eyes open, her mouth pouted, she was acting cute.

Tang Shuang: "No, I don't care for your kiss, you are a little pig, I don't want to be chewed by a pig."

As soon as he said this, Tang Tang gasped in anger and tried his best not to get angry.

Tang Shuang chuckled, this is also the exact words of the little pig, who used to describe him as the prince's relatives as a pig eating Bailuobei.

He held Xiaozhuzhu's shoulder calmly, just in case: "Forget it, you can't figure out how to be cruel to yourself with your little head, I will tell you a way, pick up your gun, yes Target your little face, shoot once, come to me after shooting, if you don’t shoot, don’t come to me, 150 million will not be given to you.”

After finishing speaking, he left, leaving Tangtanger standing there in a daze. The expression on his little face changed rapidly. It seemed that he was going through a fierce ideological struggle. After a long time, the little hand finally shot at the gun on the ground in pain and hesitation. Stretched out...

PS: Give Tang Tang some popularity

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