Literary life with cute baby
Chapter 13
Chapter 13
Tangtang'er was ordered to stand with her feet together, her small body straightened, her head bowed, and she looked pitiful.
Tang Shuang: "I was so scared to death, I thought you were abducted by Xiao Yezi, why didn't you hum when I asked you to?"
Tangtanger said coyly: "He is pooping, you can't make a sound when pooping."
Tang Shuang finally found the little guy in the bathroom, "Who said papa can't make a sound! Let me ask you, did papa wipe your ass?"
"wipe it up."
"Have you wiped it clean?" Tang Shuang asked worriedly.
"Damn it, Candy is a big kid!"
"...Did you wash your hands?"
"……no."
"Didn't you have to wash your hands after pulling papa? You don't even know that!"
"I want to wash it, my brother is here to catch it!"
"...Is it my fault?"
"Ok!"
"Hey! Go, wash your hands!"
"Let's go, wash your hands!" Candy was happy, and finally she didn't have to stand for punishment.
While washing Tangtang's hands, Tang Shuang taught, "In the future, when you hear my brother tell you, you must speak out. I am very anxious that my brother can't find you. I almost called the police just now."
"Ah! What if you're pulling papa?"
"It won't matter to you if you respond."
"Mom said that papa can't whine and whine."
"Responding is not to make you moan and haw. You can talk when pooping, but you really can't moan and haw."
Candy: "Oh, I see."
……
"Come on, take off the little bear and wear this... why are you staring blankly, take it off."
Tangtanger coyly said: "Tangtanger is a girl, Xiaoshuang, you are a boy."
Tang Shuang: "...you just want me to turn around? Can you wear it by yourself?"
Candy said resolutely: "Well, you go out."
Tang Shuang walked out and said, "Are you sure you can handle it? Don't want me to help?"
Candy: "Girls are going to change clothes, you still can't think about it, really, you don't even remember what mom said~"
Tang Shuang: "..."
……
Five minutes later, Tang Shuang stood outside the door and asked, "Are you all right?"
"Wait a little longer~"
Ten minutes later, Tang Shuang sat outside the door and asked, "What happened? Did you fall under the bed?"
"Fufufu~ I'm busy!"
Tang Shuang: "..."
"Do you want me to help, I'm coming in?"
"do not want!"
After 15 minutes, Tang Shuang asked suspiciously: "Hey, I said, are you still there, baby with a big head? Are you sleeping?"
"Damn! You're the big-headed baby. Alright!"
Hey, it's finally ready. I can apply for the Guinness World Record after wearing only two clothes for 15 minutes.
"Hey~ You found the clothes yourself? Why didn't you wear the clothes I found for you?"
Candy is wearing a pair of white shorts, a sky blue T-shirt on the upper body, a little girl wearing a flower wreath and holding a lollipop printed on her chest, and the four words "Baby is the cutest".
"Hee hee hee~ Isn't she so pretty?" Candy said smugly, her expression clearly said to compliment me.
Tang Shuang picked up the clothes he had prepared earlier from the ground, and then picked up all the small clothes that had fallen on the floor in front of the closet, and stuffed them into the closet.
Tangtanger was still in the stage of highly eager for praise. Seeing that Tang Shuang was ignoring her, she took two steps forward, raised her head and said, "Xiao Shuang, I am beautiful!"
"Your home is the most beautiful now~"
"Hee hee hee~"
Tang Shuang was too easily satisfied. She and Tang Shuang were the only two in the family now. She was just a little prettier than Tang Shuang, and Tang Shuang was routinely excluded in this kind of aesthetic competition.
……
Tang Shuang thought that the matter of getting dressed was finally over, but it was too simple.
Tang Tanger dragged Tang Shuang to his room...
"Why? What do you want to do?" Tang Shuang was puzzled.
Tang Tanger excitedly opened Tang Shuang's cupboard and rummaged through it.
Tang Shuang quickly stopped her and asked, "What do you want to do? Tell me I'll come looking for you."
Tang Shuang asked Tang Shuang: "You mean you want me to wear your clothes?"
"Yeah! Mom bought it for Xiaoshuang too, right?" Tang Tanger said while pulling Tang Shuang's pants and blinking her eyes.
Tang Shuang understood, and found a sky blue top and white shorts from the bottom of the press box, and Tang Tanger was wearing a parent-child outfit!
Sister Xiangning bought this. She originally wanted to buy sibling outfits, but after all there are very few siblings with such a big difference, and it was difficult to find clothes, so she bought a set of parent-child outfits.
There are three sets of this set of parent-child outfits, just a family of three, and the other set is given to Tang Zhen, Tang Shuang and Tang Tang's sister.
Sister Xiangning didn't put herself in another place when she bought it. Would Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen be willing to wear it?
I didn't expect Tangtanger to remember such a parent-child outfit, do you want to wear it?Tang Shuang quickly assessed the possible reputation damage after wearing it.
The white trousers did not have a pattern, but a little boy in a suit and red bow was printed on the chest of the sky blue top, holding a lollipop in his left hand, followed by the five words "Dabao is also very cute".
These five words instantly destroyed Tang Shuang's hesitation, "I don't want to wear it, my brother is an adult, these are children's clothes."
Tangtang'er said coquettishly: "Xiaoshuang wears it, Xiaoshuang will definitely look amazing in it..."
Tang Shuang hesitated again, and asked, "Are you wearing this suit just to be like me?"
"Yeah~ Xiaoshuang wears it too."
The little guy was full of hope. It seemed that he really wanted Tang Shuang to wear it, and she still remembered that she had this suit after so long. It must be that she had kept this thought in her heart for a long time.
"Okay, I'm afraid that you kitty and puppy are so cute, I'll put them on."
"Yeah~ Xiaoshuang is awesome!" Tang Tang'er instantly beamed with joy, bouncing up and down.
Tang Shuang said, "I'm taking off my clothes! Don't you want to go out?"
"Candy will supervise you!"
"Hey, it's not fair, you drive me out while I'm wearing clothes, but you don't want to leave, aren't you ashamed?"
Although Tang Shuang said so, she had already taken off her original T-shirt and put on this cute sky blue suit...
Candy retorted with her hips on her hips: "Hmph~ I'm a child!"
Children are a good reason, they can do anything.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Tang Shuang rejoiced: Fortunately, this young master is still a fresh meat, and it's time to be cute.
"Hurry up and give me a compliment!" Tang Shuang instructed Tangtanger.
Tangtanger is indeed a caring little padded jacket, flattering cheerfully: "Xiaoshuang is awesome, Xiaoshuang is handsome... Xiaoshuang is silly~"
"Haha! Huh? What does the last sentence mean? Don't run away! Make it clear."
……
Ready to go, Tang Shuang was already hungry with her chest on her back.
Suddenly felt that Tangtanger was not pleasing to the eye, so he swung her around, ignored her strong protest, and turned her around twice...
"Oh! I said something's wrong, Tangy, you didn't comb your hair!"
Tangtang'er put her head in her hands: "You can't go out without a good head~ Comb your hair, comb your hair! I can't, Xiaoshuang, can you?"
"emmmmm~"
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(End of this chapter)
Tangtang'er was ordered to stand with her feet together, her small body straightened, her head bowed, and she looked pitiful.
Tang Shuang: "I was so scared to death, I thought you were abducted by Xiao Yezi, why didn't you hum when I asked you to?"
Tangtanger said coyly: "He is pooping, you can't make a sound when pooping."
Tang Shuang finally found the little guy in the bathroom, "Who said papa can't make a sound! Let me ask you, did papa wipe your ass?"
"wipe it up."
"Have you wiped it clean?" Tang Shuang asked worriedly.
"Damn it, Candy is a big kid!"
"...Did you wash your hands?"
"……no."
"Didn't you have to wash your hands after pulling papa? You don't even know that!"
"I want to wash it, my brother is here to catch it!"
"...Is it my fault?"
"Ok!"
"Hey! Go, wash your hands!"
"Let's go, wash your hands!" Candy was happy, and finally she didn't have to stand for punishment.
While washing Tangtang's hands, Tang Shuang taught, "In the future, when you hear my brother tell you, you must speak out. I am very anxious that my brother can't find you. I almost called the police just now."
"Ah! What if you're pulling papa?"
"It won't matter to you if you respond."
"Mom said that papa can't whine and whine."
"Responding is not to make you moan and haw. You can talk when pooping, but you really can't moan and haw."
Candy: "Oh, I see."
……
"Come on, take off the little bear and wear this... why are you staring blankly, take it off."
Tangtanger coyly said: "Tangtanger is a girl, Xiaoshuang, you are a boy."
Tang Shuang: "...you just want me to turn around? Can you wear it by yourself?"
Candy said resolutely: "Well, you go out."
Tang Shuang walked out and said, "Are you sure you can handle it? Don't want me to help?"
Candy: "Girls are going to change clothes, you still can't think about it, really, you don't even remember what mom said~"
Tang Shuang: "..."
……
Five minutes later, Tang Shuang stood outside the door and asked, "Are you all right?"
"Wait a little longer~"
Ten minutes later, Tang Shuang sat outside the door and asked, "What happened? Did you fall under the bed?"
"Fufufu~ I'm busy!"
Tang Shuang: "..."
"Do you want me to help, I'm coming in?"
"do not want!"
After 15 minutes, Tang Shuang asked suspiciously: "Hey, I said, are you still there, baby with a big head? Are you sleeping?"
"Damn! You're the big-headed baby. Alright!"
Hey, it's finally ready. I can apply for the Guinness World Record after wearing only two clothes for 15 minutes.
"Hey~ You found the clothes yourself? Why didn't you wear the clothes I found for you?"
Candy is wearing a pair of white shorts, a sky blue T-shirt on the upper body, a little girl wearing a flower wreath and holding a lollipop printed on her chest, and the four words "Baby is the cutest".
"Hee hee hee~ Isn't she so pretty?" Candy said smugly, her expression clearly said to compliment me.
Tang Shuang picked up the clothes he had prepared earlier from the ground, and then picked up all the small clothes that had fallen on the floor in front of the closet, and stuffed them into the closet.
Tangtanger was still in the stage of highly eager for praise. Seeing that Tang Shuang was ignoring her, she took two steps forward, raised her head and said, "Xiao Shuang, I am beautiful!"
"Your home is the most beautiful now~"
"Hee hee hee~"
Tang Shuang was too easily satisfied. She and Tang Shuang were the only two in the family now. She was just a little prettier than Tang Shuang, and Tang Shuang was routinely excluded in this kind of aesthetic competition.
……
Tang Shuang thought that the matter of getting dressed was finally over, but it was too simple.
Tang Tanger dragged Tang Shuang to his room...
"Why? What do you want to do?" Tang Shuang was puzzled.
Tang Tanger excitedly opened Tang Shuang's cupboard and rummaged through it.
Tang Shuang quickly stopped her and asked, "What do you want to do? Tell me I'll come looking for you."
Tang Shuang asked Tang Shuang: "You mean you want me to wear your clothes?"
"Yeah! Mom bought it for Xiaoshuang too, right?" Tang Tanger said while pulling Tang Shuang's pants and blinking her eyes.
Tang Shuang understood, and found a sky blue top and white shorts from the bottom of the press box, and Tang Tanger was wearing a parent-child outfit!
Sister Xiangning bought this. She originally wanted to buy sibling outfits, but after all there are very few siblings with such a big difference, and it was difficult to find clothes, so she bought a set of parent-child outfits.
There are three sets of this set of parent-child outfits, just a family of three, and the other set is given to Tang Zhen, Tang Shuang and Tang Tang's sister.
Sister Xiangning didn't put herself in another place when she bought it. Would Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen be willing to wear it?
I didn't expect Tangtanger to remember such a parent-child outfit, do you want to wear it?Tang Shuang quickly assessed the possible reputation damage after wearing it.
The white trousers did not have a pattern, but a little boy in a suit and red bow was printed on the chest of the sky blue top, holding a lollipop in his left hand, followed by the five words "Dabao is also very cute".
These five words instantly destroyed Tang Shuang's hesitation, "I don't want to wear it, my brother is an adult, these are children's clothes."
Tangtang'er said coquettishly: "Xiaoshuang wears it, Xiaoshuang will definitely look amazing in it..."
Tang Shuang hesitated again, and asked, "Are you wearing this suit just to be like me?"
"Yeah~ Xiaoshuang wears it too."
The little guy was full of hope. It seemed that he really wanted Tang Shuang to wear it, and she still remembered that she had this suit after so long. It must be that she had kept this thought in her heart for a long time.
"Okay, I'm afraid that you kitty and puppy are so cute, I'll put them on."
"Yeah~ Xiaoshuang is awesome!" Tang Tang'er instantly beamed with joy, bouncing up and down.
Tang Shuang said, "I'm taking off my clothes! Don't you want to go out?"
"Candy will supervise you!"
"Hey, it's not fair, you drive me out while I'm wearing clothes, but you don't want to leave, aren't you ashamed?"
Although Tang Shuang said so, she had already taken off her original T-shirt and put on this cute sky blue suit...
Candy retorted with her hips on her hips: "Hmph~ I'm a child!"
Children are a good reason, they can do anything.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Tang Shuang rejoiced: Fortunately, this young master is still a fresh meat, and it's time to be cute.
"Hurry up and give me a compliment!" Tang Shuang instructed Tangtanger.
Tangtanger is indeed a caring little padded jacket, flattering cheerfully: "Xiaoshuang is awesome, Xiaoshuang is handsome... Xiaoshuang is silly~"
"Haha! Huh? What does the last sentence mean? Don't run away! Make it clear."
……
Ready to go, Tang Shuang was already hungry with her chest on her back.
Suddenly felt that Tangtanger was not pleasing to the eye, so he swung her around, ignored her strong protest, and turned her around twice...
"Oh! I said something's wrong, Tangy, you didn't comb your hair!"
Tangtang'er put her head in her hands: "You can't go out without a good head~ Comb your hair, comb your hair! I can't, Xiaoshuang, can you?"
"emmmmm~"
Ask for recommendation and collection
(End of this chapter)
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