Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 22
"Why go to bed so early, I still have to watch TV!"

After the video call with Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian, Tang Tanger was put on the bed by Tang Shuang, and the little man was a little dissatisfied.

Tang Shuang: "It's getting late, it's already 9 o'clock!"

糖果儿据理力争，掰着手指头说：“妈妈说10点钟糖果儿才睡觉，1、2、3、4、7、8、9、10，还没有到！”

Tang Shuang: "It's up to you! Do you want to listen to a story?"

Candy: "Yes!"

Tang Shuang: "After listening to the story, it will be 10 o'clock. Come on, let's take a look at Mom and Dad's circle of friends first."

Candy immediately jumped for joy: "Look at the circle~Look at the circle~"

Tang Shuang turned on the phone, and Tang Tanger lay on his back, murmuring something.

"Wow!!! Mom is so beautiful! The sea is so big~"

Brother Sanjian took a lot of photos of himself, the one smiling proudly in the photos.

"Where are Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang and the others? Next time we will go too!" Candy asked enviously.

Tang Shuang: "Hey~ just talk, don't drool, it fell on me."

Tang Shuang was very embarrassed when he said this, so he didn't grin under his mouth, and then wiped Tang Shuang's shoulder with his small hand, and as expected, he wiped a sticky ball of saliva, and he dragged his voice in disgust, eh~ Then he said with lightning speed Covering his ears, he wiped Tang Shuang's T-shirt, and it was clean!
Tang Shuang looked straight at her, Tang Tanger: "Hehehe, did you see it?"

Tang Shuang said calmly, "Come on, get down on the ground."

Although Tangtanger didn't know what Xiaoshuang wanted to do, she had a premonition that it was not a good thing and might be beaten up: "Hehehehe~ what are you doing? I'm still a child."

Tang Shuang: "It doesn't work for children, get down, I'm going to bloom your little ass!"

Tangtanger hid by the bed in an instant, "Xiao Shuang, if you attack me again, I will call a car of bakers to beat you."

Tang Shuang: "Hey~ With all due respect, you little piggy can't be called a baker!"

Tangtanger pouted dissatisfiedly, "Xiao Shuang, you stinky sock, bullying my sister, are you ashamed!"

Tang Shuang: "I only see you bullying me, how dare I bully you, come here and let me pinch you, otherwise I will feel bad."

Candy was very dissatisfied: "What a big villain!"

Tang Shuang: "I'm not here, right? Then I won't show you Moments... Wow! So beautiful! Wow~"

Candy was dawdling on the bedside in a tangled state, wanting to look at it but not daring to come over, suddenly rolled her eyes, jumped off the bed with a smile, took out her children's mobile phone from the small cabinet, opened it skillfully, tapped and tossed After waiting for a while, he asked suspiciously: "Xiaoshuang~ why is there no circle in my phone?"

Tang Shuang sneered, "Your cell phone doesn't work."

Candy said a little sadly: "Why did my mother give me a mobile phone that doesn't work? It's really eccentric. I want a big mobile phone!"

Tang Shuang comforted: "Actually, it's not that your mobile phone is bad, it's just that it's too small to grow out of circles. When you grow to my age, this beautiful little mobile phone will grow up with you, and it will be Have."

Candy: "Huh? How long will we have to wait? I want to watch the circle right now."

Tang Shuang raised her phone and said, "Come and see me."

Candy: "You know how to spank and pinch my face."

Tang Shuang: "I won't hit you, I'll wipe your mouth. Really, I'm such an adult and still drooling, so I'll ask you if you're ashamed!"

Tang Shuang slowly squeezed into Tang Shuang's side again, asking Tang Shuang to wipe the drool off her mouth, "Xiao Shuang, are mom and dad in the sea? Is there any danger?"

"That's the Maldives! Paradise on earth!"

"What is the horse? Why is the horse in the sea? Is it a seahorse? Is it like my little water gun?"

Tang Shuang read one word at a time: "Ma~er~dai~husband~ is not a seahorse, nor is it any other horse. It is a place, on the sea, and it is the kind of island."

Tangtanger exclaimed: "Wow~ There is an island in the sea, I want to go too."

Tang Shuang: "I can take you to Haidian Island."

Tang Shuang gave Tang Shuang a kiss on the face. This flattering, Tang Shuang would never spank her again, "Brother, where is Haidian Island? Are we going to fly?"

Tang Shuang wiped the saliva off her face and said, "You're getting more and more proficient in acting like a baby now. You don't need to take a plane. We will drive or take the subway to get there in an hour."

Candy was a little disappointed: "Huh? I'm going to the sea far away."

Tang Shuang: "Okay, we arrived at Haidian Island, bottled you, threw you into the sea, and floated with the waves. You can go wherever you want. Okay?"

Tangtanger said angrily: "Xiao Shuang, you are lying to children. What if you put it in a bottle and throw it away, it will suffocate to death."

Tang Shuang continued to come up with bad ideas: "You can open the bottle cap, tie a rope to the bottle, and I will stand on the shore and pull it. If you want to come back, just call out that I am the Seventh Princess of the East China Sea, and I will pull you back. "

Candy shook her head like a rattle, "Don't ~ don't ~ I won't go to the island in the sea with you, you will lose Candy."

Tang Shuang: "Great, I just don't want to go!"

Candy: "..."

……

Tangtanger looked at Brother Sanjian's circle of friends and asked, "Why does Dad wear such fancy pants?"

Tang Shuang couldn't help teasing Brother Sanjian from the bottom of her heart, "Because your father is boring."

"What is Mensao?"

Tang Shuang thought for a while and said, "...I'll tell you when you grow up."

Then he liked Brother Sanjian's photo, "For Miss Xiangning's sake, I'll give him a like against my will."

Candy reminded: "Father said to like all of them!"

Tang Shuang disdainfully said, "Don't listen to him!"

Tangtang'er's filial piety exploded, and said: "Dad told Tangtanger to give him all likes, and I want to!"

As he spoke, his chubby fingers tapped on the screen of Tang Shuang's mobile phone, "click~click~click~"

……

Mobile phone: ...almost got stabbed to death!
Tang Shuang: "Okay, okay, don't order, let's tell a story."

"I want to hear, I want to hear from the princess."

Tang Shuang: "Okay! Princess and the Pea! Go to bed! Hurry up."

Tang Tang happily jumped on the bed twice, and then, under the pressure of Tang Shuang's eyes, slipped into the air-conditioning quilt.

Tang Shuang adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner and turned off the lights. The moonlight outside the window was very bright, and the moonlight in the room was hazy.

"Little Shuang! Come on, Princess and the Pea~" the little guy urged with his head outside the quilt.

Tang Shuang said: "Once upon a time there was a prince who wanted to find a princess to marry, but she had to be a real princess. He traveled all over the world to find a real princess, but no matter where he went Somewhere, there are always some obstacles."

Tangtanger interrupted and asked innocently, "Xiao Shuang, am I a princess?"

Tang Shuang said with absolute certainty: "Of course you are. Do you remember when I was very young, I called you little princess, right?"

Tangtang'er is very young now, and she can't remember when she was younger at all, but she still thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "Yeah~ I remembered."

Tang Shuang said: "Look, so you have been a princess since childhood, so of course you are now."

Tangtang'er blinked, feeling vaguely wrong with this logic, but finally said: "Xiao Shuang is right, I have been a little princess since I was a child."

Tang Shuang said, "Then little princess, how about we continue talking about Princess and the Pea?"

"Is a pea a bean?" After the story is over, a new question arises.

Tang Shuang took out her mobile phone, found the pea man in Plants vs. Zombies, and showed it to Candy.

"Ah! So cute~ Xiaoshuang, what kind of game is this, can I play for a while?"

Tang Shuang quickly confiscated the phone and said, "Do you want to listen to Princess Pea? She is a princess."

"...Is there a mung bean princess?"

"No."

"What about Princess Broad Bean?"

Tang Shuang was mad inside, "Princess Broad Bean is still in the field."

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