Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 329

There is rice!Finally can make a meal to eat.

Huang Weiwei: "Let's go when you're full."

Tang Shuang: "Where are you going?"

Huang Weiwei: "Aren't you going back?"

Tang Shuang gave her a white look: "I don't care if you are in this situation. I will stay with you for a few days. Winter is here, and I am afraid that you will be lonely and cold in the mountains."

Huang Weiwei: "Get out!"

Tang Shuang really got lost, and said "Whoever does the dishes late will wash the dishes", and then held up her mobile phone and drilled into every corner.

Huang Weiwei was holding a big porcelain bowl, squatting on the threshold while grilling rice, watching him be a monster.

This little Shuangzi still didn't give up, she wanted to call to complain.

Tang Shuang walked around the wide mountain plain with her mobile phone, and finally received a signal on the edge of the mountain.

However, the posture was really uncomfortable. He had to stand on the edge of the mountain as much as possible, stretching his hands forward, feeling like he was going to jump off the cliff.

Huang Weiwei laughed loudly: "Xiao Shuang, what are you doing? Are you so stupid! Give up, come back quickly, and come to my sister. There is still a bowl of crispy rice in the pot. After eating, wash the bowl."

Tang Shuang turned a deaf ear, he was busy reading text messages.

As soon as the mobile phone signal was connected, all kinds of text messages burst in.

Most of them were text messages from brother Sanjian, sister Xiangning, Xiaotanger, Tang Zhen, uncle, aunt and Huang Qianhe, asking him where he was, did he see Weiwei, how was Weiwei now, etc.

Tang Shuang first called Miss Xiangning.

This is a fool!

After dialing four times, the signal was disconnected four times, and the fifth time it was dialed.

Before I had time to be happy, I just called my mother, beep beep~ cut off again.

Can not give up!

Tang Shuang continued to dial, and just called "Mom" again, beep beep, beep beep~ it was cut off again.

So again and again, Tang Shuang called "Mom" seven times, and the signal was cut off seven times.

Huang Weiwei laughed like crazy~ Her haha ​​sounds are everywhere~
The echo in the valley is heavy, sending her big laughter far away, startling the birds to fly~
It seemed that several Huang Weiwei were laughing.

A peerless evildoer has awakened!

"Hahahaha~ Xiaoshuang, are you here to tease me, don't call me mom, are you stupid, change your name! Let me tell you! If you dare to speak ill of this place, I will not you!"

Tang Shuang is as good as good, maybe the engineer who built the base station is an orphan, he can't hear people calling mom, and if he calls mom, he will cut off the signal!
For the eighth time, Tang Shuang yelled "Sister Xiangning", and it worked!

On the other end of the phone was a girl with a voiceless voice, who responded decisively: "Hey~ I'm my sister~hehehe~" Then she left the phone and shouted: "Mom, mom, Xiaoshuang is called sister of the Lun family, ha, you silly boy!"

Tang Shuang: o(Д)っ

Write it down first~ I will come back and settle accounts with you!

Fearing that the other side would not be able to hear, Tang Shuang yelled, "Candy~ Candy! Can you hear my brother?"

The little person on the opposite side was extremely calm and composed. It felt like she was lying on the sofa with her legs crossed, wanting to have a family affair with Tang Shuang easily.

"Huh? Who is it? Xiaoshuang, what did you say?"

"Candy! Can you hear my brother? Call mom to answer the phone!"

"What did you say? Xiaoshuang, speak up~"

Isn't that loud enough?I've already yelled.

Tang Shuang held the phone high to ensure that the signal was not interrupted, and then yelled at the sky: "Tell mom to answer the phone! Hurry up, don't be verbose!"

"Huh? What? The Lun family doesn't talk too much, Xiaoshuang, what do you want~"

Tang Shuang raised her head, her neck hurt, and she yelled word by word: "I-say-called-mo-mo-answer-phone!"

Then came a desperate voice from the opposite side: "I don't! I want to whisper to Xiaoshuang so that my mother won't hear, Xiaoshuang, I'm going to work tomorrow..."

Then there is no more then.

The signal is broken.

Tang Shuang was so distraught that making a phone call was exhausting.

What's more tragic is not this, but...

Because she held her head up for too long, and the sun dazzled her eyes again, Tang Shuang was dazzled for a moment, and then fell down with an ouch...

It really fell...

Huang Weiwei was startled, rushed over like the wind, looked down, and laughed like crazy~
Smiling and squatting down, he held his chin and stared enthusiastically at Tang Shuang below.

Poor Tang Shuang was lying on a field ridge under the hillside~
He was lying on his stomach, turned over, looked at the blue sky and the poop clouds pulled by the gods, sighed, and said to the gloating Huang Weiwei: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a handsome guy turn over to sleep? Look? Look again? Look again and I'll eat you!"

Huang Weiwei sneered: "A phoenix in distress is not as good as a chicken! I'll just look at you like this, to see if you beg me!"

"Mud covered pant legs

sweat drenched back

I do not know who you are

I know who you are for
For whom

for autumn harvest
For the return of spring and the return of wild geese..."

When there was a disagreement, Tang Shuang sang.

After singing the song "For Whom", the girl on the hillside was still not moved.

Huang Weiwei: "Where did you get the wild song, it doesn't sound good at all, what kind of virgin whore!"

Tang Shuang ignored the picky audience, and said, "The handsome guy has also watched it, and Xiao Quer has also listened to it, should you throw a rope down?"

Huang Weiwei laughed: "I haven't listened to it enough, let's play a song of eighteen touches."

Tang Shuang was shocked and convinced: "Brother Huang can't."

Huang Weiwei was determined to listen to Shibamo.

This female man!
Tang Shuang: "Extend your hand

touch ya sister

Touch the top of sister's head oh oh oh

Fragrance of osmanthus on sister's head

This man oh oh oh oh
which alas

which alas

唉哟
which alas

This man

Which—ah, yo, yo~"

After singing in humiliation, I saw a ladder lowered.

Tang Shuang went up to take revenge, but seeing the short-haired girl holding a fire stick, looking at him with a smile, still rolling up her sleeves, she instantly turned around and walked down the mountain.

Huang Weiwei yelled behind him: "Don't go, wash the dishes, don't you wash the dishes? How can you eat at night if you don't wash the dishes!"

Tang Shuang walked away, then turned her head and sneered at Huang Weiwei: "Let you be rampant for a while, I will go down the mountain to find a signal, and let the adults treat you!"

Huang Weiwei pointed at the fire stick, and said coquettishly, "How dare you!"

Just as Tang Shuang was about to throw a harsh word, she saw the short-haired girl waving a stick and rushing towards her. Don't say anything, run!

The two are out of breath~
Tang Shuang rolled her eyes at Huang Weiwei, opened the door and got into the car: "You silly girl, why are you chasing me? Is it so easy to catch me!"

Huang Weiwei also got into the car, and put the fire stick on the door of the car: "Where are you going?"

Tang Shuang: "I'm going to town, what are you doing with me?"

"I am coming too!"

She was worried that Tang Shuang would expose her situation behind her back.

Tang Shuang: "Do you want to strike?"

"Go back quickly."

Tang Shuang: "Trust me more, okay? Go back, go back, brother Huang is a good man, he won't betray his sister..."

Huang Weiwei held the fire stick, Tang Shuang fell silent for a moment...

"The sanitary napkins are gone, go to the town to buy some."

Tang Shuang: O__O “…

(End of this chapter)