Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 40 Raise Your Hands When You Speak

"Xiaoshuang, open the door!...I'm about to be taken away by the bad guys~ You still don't care about me!"

Tang Shuang opened the door with a headache, and a little man jumped in instantly.

When he turned around, the little man had already stood on the chair, curiously picked up the drawing paper on the desk, and glanced left and right.

Tang Shuang was worried, afraid that she would "accidentally" tear it up. It was the illustration of "The Romance of the Dragon and Snake" that he had drawn for more than an hour, "Put it down!"

Candy curled her lips, muttered, and put the drawing paper on the table.

Tang Shuang flew over, okay, okay!Almost touched the water in the teacup! "Be careful!"

Tangtanger lay down on her stomach and stared at the computer again, as if she had discovered something that shocked the world, her already big eyes opened to the limit: "Xiao Shuang~ Do you really want to be a writer? Wow, you are amazing, Mom and Dad Do you know? Does my sister support you? What are you writing? I can’t understand, well, I’m still too young and know too few words. When I grow up, I can teach you to be a writer..."

Tang Shuang hugged her down angrily: "Thank you, Tang Tang is the one who supports me the most, don't make trouble, you are going out now to support me the most, how about it?"

Tangtanger said angrily: "People are praising you, and you kicked him out, why is a brother like this, huh!"

Tang Shuang: "..."

"You just said that bad guys are going to catch you? Where? Are you lying?"

Tangtanger automatically blocked the unfavorable questions to her, looked left and right in the study, saw Zhao Yunjian hanging on the wall, became interested, wanted to take it down, but couldn't reach it, bouncing around Jump, "Xiaoshuang, help me~ lift me up!"

Not only did Tang Shuang not lift her up high, but she put one hand on her small shoulder and held her down: "What are you doing with a sword? It's very dangerous, just stay here."

Tangtanger plausibly said: "I am thinking of you, the villain came, Tangtanger drove him away with a sword."

Tang Shuang: "You are amazing, but this is for me."

Tangtanger: "Xiao Shuang, you are so stupid, if I am captured by the bad guys, what will you do..."

Tang Shuang: "What should I do?"

Candy: "You don't have a sister to play with you, how lonely you are!"

"Okay, okay, don't be naughty, go out, let me be quiet, as a writer, you have to be quiet." Tang Shuang wanted to catch her and throw her out.

"I won't talk! Can I be a quiet and obedient baby?" Candy climbed onto the chair and pretended to sit obediently.

Tang Shuang had nothing to do with her: "Trust you once, stay obediently, and treat you to something delicious later."

When Tangtanger heard that there was something delicious, her eyes lit up, she nodded all the time, and covered her mouth with one hand, indicating that she had to shut up for the sake of the delicious food!

Tang Shuang sat back in front of the computer and sorted out the disturbed thoughts just now. Just after typing two lines, the chatter of Tangtanger started again.

"Xiao Shuang! How long will it be in a while?"

Tang Shuang looked at her watch. It was 11:[-] a.m. and said, "There is still an hour, remember! Don't talk."

Tang Tang muttered and calculated how long an hour was, and said, "Xiao Shuang, if there is something very important, can Tang Tang talk?"

Tang Shuang: "Can you have something particularly important? Do you want to eat or pee your pants? Be patient, don't talk, even if you want to talk, you can't say it directly, you must raise your hand first, and then you can speak."

"I don't pee my pants!"

Tangtang'er felt insulted, crossed her small hands and hugged her chest, with an expression of ignoring you if you don't apologize.

Although Tang Shuang wanted this kind of effect, it would be best to ignore him, but for the sake of the children's emotions, he said: "I'm just making an analogy, and I didn't really say that you peed your pants. Candy is already an older child." , you won’t do such childish things, right?”

"Humph~"

Tang Shuang: "Okay, let's start now, don't speak, please raise your hand if you speak."

Tangtang'er spread out her small hands and said as a matter of course: "What reward do you have for me?"

Tang Shuang said angrily, "Do you want me to reward you with a flick of a finger?"

"Reward me with an ice cream, okay? I really want to eat it!"

Tang Shuang: "Okay! I will reward you with an ice cream~"

Tangtang'er's big eyes instantly turned with a smile: "Yeah~ Xiaoshuang is a good person!"

Tang Shuang made a shush gesture to her, Tang Tanger nodded, and immediately shut her mouth.

...After about 10 minutes, Tangtanger had reached the limit of her patience and raised her little hand to express that she had something to say.

Tang Shuang pretended not to see her and left her alone.

Candy could only raise his hands higher, stand on the chair, jump up, climb up the desk, crawl forward...

Tang Shuang's eyes were mainly on the computer, but other eyes were secretly observing the restless Tang Tang children's shoes.

At this moment, a little man in black jumped out uncontrollably from the depths of his heart, and instigated Tang Shuang to beat Tang Shuang with candy, and then threw him into a small room for confinement.

However, another little man in white also jumped out and kindly asked Tang Shuang to keep calm. Tang Shuang is her younger sister, who is only 5... and a half years old. Be tolerant, love, and be patient...

The villain in black and the villain in white quarreled so violently that they finally got into a ball...

"What are you doing?" Tang Shuang had already crawled behind the computer, her small brain sticking out from behind the screen, no matter how blind Tang Shuang was, she couldn't ignore it.

Tangtanger: "Xiaoshuang, why are you so serious, do you have candy in your eyes?"

Tang Shuang: "What's the matter? Talk about it!"

Tang Shuang sat down on the desk, Tang Shuang lifted her little butt and rescued a stack of manuscript paper.

"My stomach is hungry!"

"Half an hour! Hold on."

Tangtanger shook her head and said she couldn't help it anymore, her little stomach grunted cooperatively, she immediately lifted up her little clothes, pointed to her flat stomach and said, "Listen, Xiaoshuang, I'm really hungry."

Tang Shuang held her forehead speechless, pulled down her clothes to cover her belly, and taught, "You are becoming more and more casual now, how can a girl's belly be exposed casually! Don't be ashamed, or lose face?"

In the face of hunger, the more advanced needs such as shyness are no longer necessary, Candy yelled: "I want to eat~I want to eat~"

Tang Shuang handed the phone to Tangtanger: "I'll give you a chance to show off. You come to order. How about we eat pizza?"

"Okay, okay, look at me!" Tangtanger took the phone and chatted directly: "Crooked, are you Xiao Deng? I'm Tang Tang! Ah?"

Tang Tang raised her head and asked Tang Shuang, "Xiao Deng asked who Tang Tang was?"

Tang Shuang: "Just talk about the old Tang family."

Candy said to the phone: "Old Tang's! We want to eat pizza, um..."

Candy looked up again and asked Tang Shuang, "Xiao Deng said you want to cut it into eight pieces or 12 yuan?"

Tang Shuang said without raising her head, "You can figure it out yourself."

Tangtanger said to Xiao Deng on the phone: "You can figure it out, but eight yuan is too little, so you should cut it into 12 yuan, or your stomach will not be full."

Tang Shuang: "..."

(End of this chapter)