Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 413 Oops, It Makes Me Want to Pee (23)

Going out to play with Tang Shuang today, Tang Tanger can be said to be an eye-opener. There are such people in this world, where do these strange people come from, and what do they think...

Tang Shuang asked the little man what they thought.

Candy Balabala, why are they acting weird, talking and doing things differently from them, even saying hello differently, and then the little man opened his mind and asked, "Xiaoshuang, do they pee the same as us?"

Shawna laughed.

Tang Shuang was used to the child's strange brains, and said, "Do you want to go to the bathroom? Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Hearing this, Tangtanger immediately stopped and remained silent, as if he was feeling the true energy of his dantian, whether there was feces or urine in his stomach, and whether he needed to go to the toilet.

Xiao Na was very curious and eye-opening about the way the siblings get along.

The live hip-hop performance was boring for a moment, and she stared at the performance of the brother and sister Tang Shuang and Tangtanger with great interest.

Tang Shuang asked quite intimately: "It's been a minute, how do you feel?"

Tang Tanger was in a daze for a minute, then she grinned and said to Tang Shuang, "No, I won't go, I want to see the rescuers brought by Xiaoyu."

In fact, she wanted to pee, but she couldn't bear to leave. She couldn't bear to leave even for a minute. The scene was so beautiful.

It was right not to leave, and things that surprised her happened all the time, such as the so-called "singing" by these people.

"Is this singing?" Tangtanger was super surprised this time, she couldn't help standing up, pointing her chubby little finger at Huyan Xiaosha who was rapping in the center of the venue.

Tang Shuang: "Hip-hop music is like this."

"Can you sing like this???" Candy was so curious, is that okay?Isn't it just talking? She speaks very well. It's her specialty and hobby. I didn't expect, I didn't expect that speaking can also be singing. Doesn't that mean that she is also a singer?
Little Piggy began to swell, and she was never afraid of anyone than she spoke, and she thought she was very good at speaking, and her tongue was particularly sharp.

Regarding Xiaozhuzhu's ignorance at the beginning, Tang Shuang said: "You can't even pronounce words clearly, and you are super good."

Candy is very unconvinced, where the words are not clear, give me a chestnut!

Tang Shuang: "Little pigeon."

Candy didn't stop at all, just opened his mouth, he was so confident: "Brother~"

Tang Shuang pouted, Tang Tanger was very dissatisfied with his action: "Xiao Shuang, do you look down on me??"

"No, no, how can an older brother look down on a younger sister? Don't think about it." Tang Shuang hurriedly clarified, otherwise it would be another dispute.

"Then why are you curling your lips?"

Can you not pay attention to these details, I don't know how to answer you, I can't say that I really dismissed it just now.

"Well, the corner of my brother's mouth twitched." Tang Shuang quickly changed the subject: "What you just said is wrong, your pronunciation is not accurate."

Candy: "Exactly."

I knew you would say that, Tang Shuang: "Ask Sister Xiao to see if what you said is right."

Why do you still have to ask Sister Xiao, isn't this obvious, very clear, very fast, and very accurate.

In view of Xiaozhuzhu's refusal to admit it, Tang Shuang continued: "Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes are not as purple as purple grapes. If you eat grapes, you don't spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, you don't spit out the skins." You have to eat the grapes first without spitting out the skins. You read it afterward."

Tangtang'er opened her mouth wide and was a little dumbfounded. She couldn't say it well, but she couldn't admit it, so she argued, "Hmph, what you said is too long, the Lun family can't remember it."

Tang Shuang said every sentence, Xiao Zhuzhu continued to be dumbfounded, and his big eyes began to roll: "Hmph! Don't talk to Xiao Shuang, I want to watch a play."

After finishing speaking, he sat down arrogantly again, folded his hands on his knees obediently, and stared at Huyan Xiaosha at the scene without blinking his big eyes.

Not only Tangtanger was paying attention, but almost everyone at the scene, except for a few people who were competing, were paying attention to Huyan Xiaosha's performance.

It really lives up to its reputation, the speed of speech is extremely fast, and the enunciation is clear, the rhythm is very accurate, the cadence is ups and downs, and it has a sense of rhythm.

Tang Shuang calculated in her heart and found that Huyan Xiaosha said 8 words in one second!He remembers that the host who is recognized as the fastest in China speaks 9 words per second, and after all, there is still a rap singer. Huyan Xiaosha's 8 words are almost equivalent to the host's 9 words.

A performance by Huyan Xiaosha made the scene breathe continuously, giving people the feeling of burning.

However, Tang Tanger in the auditorium didn't feel this kind of restlessness at all. She patted Tang Shuang's hand and said eagerly: "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, the fluffy head said it so hot, it made me want to pee!" Urine."

Tang Shuang, Xiao Na: -_-||
If Huyan Xiaosha heard this, he would not know what he would think. He has always advertised that music is cool, but now he actually has the function of urging children to pee. Like energy drinks, his music has become functional music.

Tang Shuang took Tangtanger to the bathroom, and when she came back, Huyan Xiaosha's assessment had already ended, and she passed without any surprise.Tangtanger was a little disappointed that his people were no longer on the scene. That shaggy head was a funny one, quite interesting.

But Tangtanger soon had a new surprise, she found a "acquaintance"!
Tang Shuang: "Which acquaintance? You still have an acquaintance? Where is it? Show me."

"That, that, that aunt with the braid." Tang Tanger pointed to a woman in the Sayang group.

And auntie?Few of the contestants on site are older, especially older women.

Tang Shuang and Xiao Na looked at him at the same time, she was so young, alright, but the make-up was a bit heavy.

Tangtanger insisted that it was the aunt, not the elder sister, and sister Xiao was the elder sister, and that was not.

This child is also very real, she insists on calling the person she doesn't like auntie, and the person she likes insists on calling her sister, and she flatters her.

Tang Shuang was curious, "Where did you meet him? How did you meet?"

Tangtanger opened his mouth and was about to come, but suddenly thought about it, and smiled cutely, so he didn't say anything.

Xiao Na had some impressions of this girl, but couldn't remember it.

Tangtanger first met this woman with dirty braids in Chengmai. This woman was smoking in the bathroom. Tangtanger caught her and spit at the little man, who chased her to ask for an apology.For this reason, the two launched a thrilling battle of wits, in the end Tangtanger won, and the young girl with dreadlocks was forced to apologize to her.

This person's name is Sun Jianmei. She went to Chengmai for an interview and wanted to become an artist, but she was not selected. This time Chengmai held "I'm the Hip Hop", she signed up immediately.

Why is Candy so keen on braiding little peacocks? It is because of the influence of Sun Jianmei that this dreadlock is amazing, cool, and special. She wants such a dreadlock herself, but she can’t do it herself , and it was impossible for Tang Shuang and her mother to help her, so they could only enjoy their hands and toss one for the little peacock.

(End of this chapter)