Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 544 Oh, help, there are mice (23)

Tang Shuang was the first to break the silence, and said sincerely, "Yuqing, I lied to you just now."

Luo Yuqing was taken aback for a moment, and then said in a coquettish and restrained tone: "Ah, I knew it! Tell me the truth, how did you lie to me?"

Tang Shuang seemed to have made a huge mistake: "I, I, I actually drank some wine tonight."

Luo Yuqing blinked her big eyes, wrinkled her nose and sniffed close to him: "There is no strong smell of alcohol."

Tang Shuang: "I chewed gum."

"It's a good thing you weren't asked to drive just now, you bastard."

Tang Shuang: "You know, I can't control myself when I drink alcohol."

Luo Yuqing smiled and said, "And then? Why can't I control it?"

She sees it, this guy is about to start acting again, my friend, please come to the center of the stage, please start your show, oh, there is no stage here, then please come to the center of the altar, the show is not good, god If you don't turn on the light, you will be sacrificed.

Tang Shuang was not talking nonsense, he would indeed lose control of himself when he drank too much, the most typical time was when he was drunk and thought he was a mermaid, lying on the floor to learn how to swim as a mermaid, and said that he wanted to protect the little candy baby in the cradle.Tang Zhen took a picture of her posture at that time and posted it on Weibo for her own entertainment. Later, the celebrity Weibo account was exposed, and Tang Zhen’s Weibo account was also peeped. A large number of fans came in and saw This strange photo of Tang Shuang made people guess who this person is, what he is doing, where this person is from, and where he is going. Fortunately, Tang Shuang's face cannot be seen in the photo, otherwise he will be fleshed out .

Obviously he can't play the mermaid this time, he's not that drunk yet.Since I can't play the role of a mermaid, what should I do? It's late at night, and I have a sweetheart around me. When I don't want to become a mermaid, Tang Werewolf Shuang quickly went online.

Tang Shuang stopped, looked at Luo Yuqing and said, "Drink one liang, steal a kiss from the person next to you, drink two liang, steal a kiss, drink three liang, force a kiss, drink four liang—"

Speaking of this, Tang Shuang swallowed involuntarily, her Adam's apple twitched, and she couldn't continue. This is a typical hungry wolf.

Luo Yuqing, the hungry wolf, was not afraid either, her eyes were fixed on him like two knives, and Tang Werewolf Shuang knew the meaning of that look—death is just one word, and I only say it once.

"Then how much did you drink today?" Luo Yuqing was not afraid at all, this woman has great courage.

"I, I, drank almost a catty!"

"Oh~" Luo Yuqing said blankly, and then asked: "What will happen if you drink a catty?"

"emmmmm—"

Three Liang is already a forced kiss, what about Four Liang?What about five taels or six taels?According to the steps of playing hooligans, if this continues, Yijin should have finished the job.

Tang Shuang risked being sacrificed in the Temple of Heaven and said: "How about this, give me a price for jumping off the building, and I will count it as two or three for a catty."

"Three taels?" Luo Yuqing was taken aback for a moment, and immediately recalled what Tang Shuang said just now. What are the corresponding steps for playing hooligans in three taels?However, she didn't have a chance to think too much, because Tang Shuang was a man of action, so he immediately told her with practical actions that three or two was a forced kiss!
Tang Shuang dropped her umbrella, hugged Luo Yuqing and lowered her head to kiss the red lips, as if she was hugging a fire and kissing a peach.

Luo Yuqing's red lips are as impressive as her big red dress, but—— Tang Shuang hasn't tasted whether Luo Yuqing's kiss is chocolate, strawberry, or lemon, he just was pushed away.

Tang Shuang stabilized her figure and couldn't stop saying, "Yuqing—"

Then he couldn't continue talking, because he saw what Luo Yuqing was holding in his hand, and he was stunned for a while.

"Zizi-"

Luo Yuqing stared at him bitterly, this guy really dared to do it!How dare he! !You Qi was even more ashamed and annoyed when he saw a smear of lipstick on his mouth.

"Tang Shuang! You bastard!! I won't let you go!"

Tang Shuang stepped back quickly and waved her hands: "Yuqing, don't be like this, calm down, you must keep calm, put away the electric shock device, it's so scary, why do you carry it with you?"

What Luo Yuqing held in his hand was an anti-wolf electric shock device. If he was shocked, it would be enough for him to drink a pot.

Tang Shuang said that Yuqing should not do this, but Yuqing obviously wanted to be like this.Tang Werewolf Shuang turned into a puppy in an instant, turned around and ran in the snow, Luo Yuqing chased after him, "Don't run, Tang Shuang!", "Don't do anything!", "Xiao Shuang!", "Yuqing, you Put down the murder weapon first!"... The quiet Temple of Heaven Park was broken by a burst of laughter.

Tang Shuang didn't run fast, and kept a distance of one meter from Luo Yuqing, making her sweetheart feel that she could catch up, but she still missed it.

"Tang Shuang! Don't run away, let me beat you!"

"You put the shocker away and I'll stop!"

"I don't! I want to shock you!"

"You're killing me like this."

……

In fact, Luo Yuqing had turned off the electric shock device long ago. She was worried that Tang Shuang would be accidentally shocked by electric shock during the chase, which would really damage him.

After chasing for a while, Tang Shuang paused, letting Luo Yuqing catch her on purpose.Then, after the two whispered, Luo Yuqing punched Tang Shuang, and Tang Shuang willingly walked back with their umbrellas still on the ground.

Just as Luo Yuqing was about to pick up the umbrella, Tang Shuang grabbed her suddenly, looked at the dreamlike beauty under the street lamp, helped her pat off the snowflakes on her head, and said, "It looks so good when we grow old together."

After finishing speaking, she slowly hugged Luo Yuqing in her arms. Luo Yuqing in her arms had a complex expression on her face. After staying for a while, she broke free from her arms with a little effort, turned around and stepped on the snow, and walked back along the tall red wall with her head down. Walk.

Tang Shuang looked at her back in disappointment, but this disappointment was only for a moment, and then disappeared. He picked up the umbrella on the ground, shook off the snow in the umbrella, quickly caught up with Luo Yuqing, and held the umbrella on her Head, silently accompanied her back to the car.

The atmosphere in the car was a bit dignified, and at this moment, there was a sound of milk—"Ah! Help! There are mice! Ang Ang Ang, Tinker Bell can help me fulfill all my wishes..."

Tang Shuang and Luo Yuqing were both taken aback.

"Candy? Your phone~"

"Your phone~"

Both of them thought it was their own mobile phone, and then Tang Shuang came to his senses, it couldn't be Luo Yuqing's mobile phone, because she had never heard this Tinkerbell song.

"My cell phone?!"

Tang Shuang took out the phone from her trouser pocket, and it really belonged to him!But when did his mobile phone ringtone change to Tinker Bell, and when he heard the sound, he knew it was Candy's singing—don't think about it, this guy must have changed the ringtone for him when he wasn't paying attention, and replaced it with her Tinker Bell song sung by myself.

"Hey~ is it candy?"

"Crooked—Xiaoshuang—is it Xiaoshuang? Xiaoshuang, are you safe now? When did you arrive at my sister's place? Are you tired? Have you eaten? Are you going to sleep? My mother and I will see On TV, it said it was snowing where you are, is that true? Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, talk to me!"

"I'm here, I've been here a long time ago, you said it too fast, I can't get in my mouth..."

While Tang Shuang was on the phone, Luo Yuqing started the car and left the Temple of Heaven Park.

……

"I'll be back the day after tomorrow, don't worry, okay, I'll take you to see the snow when I come back, have you achieved your goal? Have you achieved it? Okay, then lie down on the bed and get ready for bed. Mom will tell you a bedtime story." , ok, bye~ I love you too."

(End of this chapter)