Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 56

"Xiao Shuang! Aha~" Tang Tanger jumped out, reached out to block Tang Shuang's way, and looked at him with a smile.

Tang Shuang shifted her direction: "I won't tell you, just die."

Tang Tang was hanging behind Tang Shuang like a follower, and said coquettishly, "Just say a little bit~"

"It's not good for children to gossip like this. It's a disease that needs to be cured."

Tang Tanger quickly ran in front of Tang Shuang, and for the tenth time opened her hands to block Tang Shuang's way: "What's your girlfriend's name?"

Ever since Tangtanger collected information about Tang Shuang's broken love at the dinner table yesterday, the little guy's heart of gossip has been activated.After finally getting over it, Tang Shuang thought Tangtanger would forget about it after a night of sleep, and even if she didn't, at least she wasn't so curious.

However, I never expected Tang Shuang to wake up early in the morning, quietly lay on his bedside, and said to Tang Shuang who was still asleep: "Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, your girlfriend Is it pretty?"

She must have asked it several times. Anyway, when Tang Shuang was awakened, this was the first sentence she heard.Early in the morning, Tang Shuang was startled by a small unkempt head on the tip of her nose, and almost reflexively slapped her.

"Xiao Shuang, I guess she's not pretty, not as good-looking as me, is she?" Tang Tang kept asking around Tang Shuang's feet.

Tang Shuang flattered: "There is no one more beautiful than you in the world."

"Hee hee hee~ I knew your girlfriend wasn't as pretty as me, so how old is she, Xiaoshuang?" Tang Tanger followed suit.

Tang Shuang said: "Go, go! I go to the bathroom, you want to follow?"

Candy stopped, thought for a while and said, "Go, I'll wait for you here."

Tang Shuang went in with a headache, and after a while she came out to have a look, Tang Tanger was standing outside the door waiting eagerly.

"Xiao Shuang, where is your girlfriend from? Tell me a little bit." Seeing that Tang Shuang was about to leave, Tang Tang'er opened her hands again to stop her, "If you don't answer, you are not allowed to leave."

Tang Shuang's goat jumped, jumped over.

Tangtanger didn't prevent this move, which was beyond her imagination. After she realized it, she chased after Tang Shuang angrily, pounced, and hugged Tang Shuang's feet: "If you don't tell me, I won't let you go!" !"

Seeing Tang Shuang, who was crouching at his feet and holding tightly the candy that looked like a little pepper, Tang Shuang was so tired that she was going to paralyze as soon as she woke up. "She's older than you."

Tangtang'er succeeded, and continued to ask: "Is it older than sister?"

Tang Shuang said, "You let go first, and I'll answer you later."

Candy said worriedly: "You can't dance again."

Tang Shuang: "I promise not."

Tangtang'er let go of her hand and said, "Let go, talk quickly."

Tang Shuang: "Not as big as my sister." Then she walked quickly to the kitchen.

Candy followed closely at his feet and asked, "How old is that? Where is she from? Why didn't you ask me to agree to your girlfriend?"

Tang Shuang changed the subject: "Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face yet? The little cat, hurry up and brush Mao Maoqiong."

Tangtang'er touched her itchy face, which still had traces of saliva from last night: "If you don't tell me, I won't wash my face."

Tang Shuang sneered: "Who are you scaring? If you don't wash it, don't wash it. It's not my face. Others won't say Tang Shuang is a little cat, they will only say Tang Tang is a dirty child, a little sloppy."

Candy doesn't like this: "It's adults who wash children's faces. Everyone will say that Tang Xiaoshuang is a big slob and won't wash her sister's face."

Tang Shuang: "Hey~ You've grown up, you talk in a different way."

Tangtanger smiled complacently, and said, "Is Xiaoshuang's girlfriend as smart as me?"

Tang Shuang: "...she is not my girlfriend anymore."

Candy continued to ask: "Why isn't she your girlfriend anymore? Does she not like you? Does she think you are too stingy?"

Tang Shuang: "Who says I'm stingy? I'm generous. Come on! Brush your teeth and wash your face, and I've squeezed toothpaste for you."

Candy didn't care about this, and continued to follow Tang Shuang: "Then why don't you give me ten ice creams?"

Tang Shuang: "I'm doing this for your own good. After eating ten ice creams, your stomach will croak with pain."

Candy asked: "Will frogs grow?"

Tang Shuang said perfunctorily, "Yes."

Candy said: "No, frogs are transformed from tadpoles, and tadpoles can't croak."

Tang Shuang took her aside, out of the way: "Go brush your teeth and wash your face, and don't you want to poop in the morning? We'll solve it together soon."

Tangtang'er spoke surprisingly: "Xiao Shuang, answer my question quickly, I'm holding back."

Tang Shuang almost fell down when she heard the words, put the candy in her armpit, and walked towards the bathroom: "I said it stinks, so it turns out that you are farting, it stinks to death."

Tangtang'er moved her limbs and retorted: "No! You are the one who farted!"

Tang Shuang locked the little guy in the bathroom: "Come out after taking the poop."

Candy muttered, and reluctantly dragged Papa away, maybe she really couldn't help it.

Tang Shuang went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, and was quiet for a while, when suddenly there was a sound from the kitchen door, "Aha~ I'm coming!"

Tang Shuang asked without raising her head, "Have you washed your hands? Brushed your teeth and washed your face?"

Tang Tanger came to Tang Shuang's feet and said, "Does your girlfriend have to poop every morning?"

Tang Shuang sighed weakly, grabbed Tangtang'er's little hand, it was wet, it looked like it had been washed, and then looked at her little face, it was still a little cat, obviously it hadn't been washed.

Tangtanger was about to open her mouth to tell Tang Shuang that she didn't brush her teeth, but Tang Shuang covered her and said, "I know you haven't brushed your teeth, stop it, bad breath, I'll faint."

Tang Shuang was annoyed by this, so he jumped up and breathed on Tang Shuang, telling him that Tang Shuang's mouth smelled delicious.

"Okay, okay, don't jump, if you jump again, you will really become a frog."

Tang Shuang brought breakfast to the table, and then brushed her teeth and washed her face with candy in her hands.

Tangtanger raced against time to ask the question: "Xiaoshuang, does your girlfriend brush her teeth every day?"

Tang Shuang put her down and said, "You think everyone is a slob like you."

Tang Tanger put her hips on her hips and drank coquettishly: "The Lun family are not sloppy!"

Then he ran away, and saw this guy running to the dining table, grabbed a bun and ate it.

Tang Shuang shouted: "What are you thinking about today? Ah! You want to rebel, don't you? If you eat without brushing your teeth, you must be poor!"

"Hmph! Don't try to lie to me!"

Taking advantage of her inattention, Tang Shuang rushed over, caught Tangtanger, snatched the bun from her mouth, and held it horizontally to brush her teeth.

Candy yelled, waving her hands and kicking her feet, making her brush her teeth like going to the execution ground.

At this time, the door suddenly opened, and a tall, modern girl wearing oversized sunglasses appeared dazzlingly at home, looking at Tang Shuang and Tang Tanger.

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