Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 571 I Don’t Know What Love Is (23)

Candy just agreed to the marriage between the little rabbit and the giraffe, and they are going to break up, there is no such thing!Can't break up! !

She interrupted Tang Shuang, and said bluffingly: "Little rabbits and giraffes are different. One is a rabbit and the other is a giraffe. I will not agree! They cannot be separated!"

What a domineering little parent.

Tang Shuang said wearily, "Can you let me finish the story first, or we won't have dinner."

Tangtanger thought for a while, and realized that Xiaoshuang disliked her talkative, hum!I want to attack him, but I can't do that, she is waiting to ask questions now, if Xiaoshuang stops talking, she will be suffocated by her own curiosity, so the little man is very talkative: "Hee hee hee~ Xiaoshuang, you Tell me, Tangtanger will be a quiet and good baby from now on, even a wooden man who can't speak or move is fine, do you want me to be a good baby or a wooden man?"

Tang Shuang said without hesitation: "Then you can be a wooden man."

Tang Tanger immediately held the big persimmon in both hands, pursed her restless mouth, and stared at Tang Shuang with big eyes, blinking and blinking, which meant that she had now become a wooden person, please tell me quickly.

Tang Shuang hurriedly said: "The little rabbit and the giraffe fell in love, and they decided to live together, but after living together, they discovered that there were many differences between them, which made both of them unhappy, so they decided to break up and can't continue like this down."

Speaking of this, the wooden man blinked wildly, and Tang Shuang understood in seconds: "Okay, then give me a chestnut. Emmmmm... At first, the giraffe moved to the rabbit's house, and the rabbit's house is in Duomao Mountain in Guangdong Province. Yes, it is Kindergarten autumn play place, don't blink! You can't find them, and I don't want to answer why you can't find their home."

"Continuing the story, the giraffe moved into the little rabbit's house. They were very happy at first, and the two animals who loved each other could finally live together. But life after that was not ideal at all, because the giraffe would go everywhere When it hits its head, when it is sleeping, it just needs to stretch its body, and it will completely lose sight of the little rabbit; when it is sitting, it only needs to stretch its waist to make itself more comfortable, and it will completely lose sight of the little rabbit.”

"As for why? Because the giraffe is too tall, and the little rabbit is too short. The giraffe is 4.43 meters long, but the little rabbit is only 43 centimeters, which is 0.43 meters. The height difference between the two is 4 meters."

"How high is 4 meters? It's about as tall as the persimmon tree outside."

At this time, the wooden man couldn't do it anymore, Tangtanger licked his small mouth, and said impatiently: "Xiaoshuang, how tall is Tangtanger?"

Tang Shuang took it for granted that the wooden man spoke. There is a villain in the family, and everything can become a genius.

"You are about 1.25 meters."

Tangtang'er touched her little feet, felt the length, calculated it, and asked in surprise, "Why is it so small?"

Tang Shuang: "It's not short anymore, you are already a tall girl."

Candy asked, "What about you?"

"I'm 1.9 meters tall."

"Huh? How much taller are you than Candy?"

"I am 0.65 meters taller than you, which is less than one meter."

When Tangtanger heard this, he said happily, "I'm so much shorter than you, ha! The little rabbit is 4 meters shorter than the giraffe, so it's going to the sky, no wonder it takes 60 rabbits."

Tang Shuang nodded: "Yes, there are too many differences between them. The giraffe feels that everything is small in the little rabbit's house, and everything is not to his liking. Because it is not happy, it often gets angry and quarrels, which leads to it breaking up with the little rabbit. .”

Tangtanger thought for a while, nodded her head, and said seriously: "That's right, Xiaoshuang, you are right, little rabbits and giraffes shouldn't be together, it's too tall, it's too small, it's 60 if you kiss it Rabbit, I'd better break them apart, rabbit for rabbit, giraffe for giraffe."

Tang Shuang said: "That's right, they have too many differences, so they often quarrel, and it's hard to live together. This is the story of the little rabbit and the giraffe. We are the same as humans, although the height difference is not the same. 4 meters, but the difference in personality is sometimes bigger than 4 meters, the difference is a hundred and eight thousand miles, so there are more differences, for example, boys like to play with children at home, but girls like to dance and play in bars , Boys like to be writers, but girls hope that he can be a musician... Each of these different places is very small, but these small differences are like snowflakes in the sky, when there are 1 of them At that time, it will explode, crushing all the bamboos, and making people jump."

Tang Shuang tells Tangtanger the story of him and Zeng Yujun with the love story of a rabbit and a giraffe.

Tangtanger thought about it after listening, and said seriously: "Xiaoshuang, you are a giraffe, and the beautiful big sister by the lake is a little rabbit, right? You also have many differences, you are too tall, she is too tall When you are young, if you walk together, you will bump into the table, and she will fall under the table, and you will not be able to eat."

That's the general idea, Tang Shuang nodded: "Yes, that's it, we have too many differences, especially in terms of personality, not only the difference of 4 meters in height, but the difference of hundreds of thousands of miles, so When we are together, we will quarrel and make both of us hurt and feel sad. Instead of this, do you think it would be better for us to separate? I will look for my little fairy, and she will look for her little prince."

Tang Tang put her hands on her chest, imitating Tang Sanjian, thought about it seriously, and nodded: "Xiao Shuang, you are right to do this, me! Little friend Tang Tang, and my puppy Jingjing, fully support you, Go ahead and do it, if you want to help you, just say, I won't give up on you."

Tang Shuang: -_-||
This guy is not only imitating brother Sanjian's way of thinking, but also learning what he says.

"I thank you."

Tangtang'er put on a small face, and waved her big hand: "You're welcome, who told the Lun family to be a younger sister, and the younger sister will definitely help you, so don't worry."

Immediately, he couldn't pretend anymore, the expression on his face collapsed, and he snickered, "Hee hee, Xiao Shuang, do I look like Dad?"

Tang Shuang: "If you don't wash off your beard, you'll be like that."

Tang Tang touched her lips, then pointed to Tang Shuang's mouth curiously and asked, "Xiao Shuang, do you have a beard? Let Tang Shuang touch it."

Tang Shuang touched it by himself, and it felt a little rough. He shaved his beard this morning, so the stubble hadn't grown yet. He leaned forward and rubbed Tangtanger's pink and tender face, making the little piggy cluck Laughed loudly and exclaimed that it was itchy.

Tang Shuang tossed the little man for a while and let her go.Little Piggy lay on the sofa panting for breath. After a while, he straightened up and said loudly, "I want to pull out Xiaoshuang's beard!"

(PS: ask for a ticket)
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