Literary life with cute baby
Chapter 585: Battle of Squirrels 1
Chapter 585 Squirrel Battle One (23)
The old Tang family forbids swearing, but Tang Shuang can't help it sometimes, so she can only use other words instead, so she chooses a fruit, banana, which not only expresses the negative energy in her heart, but also wears a cute coat.
Candy heard it a few times, and said in a daze that she didn't understand it. When she asked what it meant, Tang Shuang couldn't say it was a curse word, so she said it was actually a snack made of bananas, which was very delicious. .
The candy man immediately said why she hadn't eaten it, it was impossible, she had eaten more or less delicious ones.
Tang Shuang told her that there is no such "banana you Bara" in Guangdong Province, so where is it?It is only found in Xiangjiang in the south of Guangdong Province. For this reason, Tang Xiaoren never forgets. She has never eaten it so close to the old Tang’s house. She is very unwilling. It is on the list of her life wishes to eat delicious food all over the world. Small things are in the top three.
Now that the old Tang's family is planning to plant banana trees, there will be a bumper harvest in the future, and a lot of bananas will be harvested.How to eat bananas?You can also eat it raw. Xiaoshuang said that Wanwan across the sea even eats it with its belt. It's really a little monkey climbing on a tree.
Little Sugar Man doesn't like little monkeys, she doesn't like to see them very much, because little monkeys bullied her when she was very young, so she has to distinguish herself from little monkeys, so she thought of what Tang Shuang said " Bananas you Barra", isn't it great to make batches of bananas into "Bananas you Barra"?It's like making persimmons into persimmons.
Tang Zhen didn't know that "Banana, you Bara" was a curse word. In fact, she hadn't heard it before, but seeing Tang Shuang's appearance, it probably wasn't a good word to make him choke on his water.
Seeing Miss Xiaozhen looking at him with scrutiny, Tang Shuang smiled awkwardly, and said to the little candy who was sitting on the sofa, "Go and brush your teeth! You're the only one who talks too much."
This night Tang Tang slept with Tang Zhen. They lived in a transparent room and fell asleep with Tang Shuang's story about the ice and snow castle on their pillows.Tang Shuang lived next door, closed the door and video chatted with Luo Yuqing, and went to bed after saying goodnight to each other.
In the early morning of the next day, the heavy snow that had fallen all night finally stopped, and the whole world seemed to be washed clean, and the whole world became frozen for thousands of miles.Shishi Ruyi No. 1 hot spring villa ushered in the first dawn of the day, like a girl in a new white dress with a bright smile on her face, clean and warm, innocent like the eyes of a child.
The sun fell in the bamboo forest around the villa, which was the dawn of victory. After a night of fierce fighting between the bamboo forest and the heavy snow, it finally stopped.The bamboo forest was captured by the snow all night, and all the bamboo gentlemen turned into hunchbacked grandfathers, as if all the energy had been consumed in the fierce battle of the night, although it was a victory, it was a miserable victory, and the bamboo forest fell in disorder. Many companions have been placed!They snapped off with a sudden crunch sometime last night.The rest also bent their waists as hard as they could, and were exhausted to the limit. They were very likely to be unable to hold on, and their waists were broken in the sun.
Chirping birds sounded around the quiet villa, as well as a burst of cheerful voices—"My carrot~", "The Lun family took two carrots in the kitchen! Where did you go, the carrots!", "Xiao Shuang, you stole my carrot!"
Another male voice said: "I don't, I'm not you, it's not that little rabbits don't like carrots!"
The little Naiyin didn't quite believe it: "Then what about my carrot! It's the little snowman's nose, how can you eat Lun's nose!"
The male voice said: "I said I didn't eat it, you can find it yourself, whether it was buried by the snow."
The little Naiyin concluded that the carrot had been eaten, and said self-consciously: "The carrot is the nose of the little snowman! There is snot and booger in the nose, Xiaoshuang is so disgusting, you eat snot and booger!"
The male voice said: "Tsk - I'm so annoying to you, I told you I didn't eat, so I'll look for it for you, really, every time you can't find something, just blame me."
The little milk voice: "Hmph, you are still sophistrying, so where did you go?"
"I don't know where I went. You've always held the carrots. I'm building you a snowman. Really, you always like to throw things around. Maybe you eat them, and you even beat me up."
The little Naiyin asked curiously: "Xiaoshuang, you ate the nose of the little snowman, so can you blow your nose?"
The male voice suddenly shouted: "Don't move! Ha - you bastard, isn't the carrot in the trouser pocket behind your ass? You put it in your trouser pocket and still rely on me to eat it? Did you do it on purpose?"
The little milk voice: "Huh?...Really, hehehe~ Xiaoshuang, I'm sorry, Candy didn't do it on purpose, I forgot...Hehehe, I didn't put it in my pocket, what's going on? Yes Didn’t the little squirrels do it? Little squirrels! Listen to me, little squirrels on the tree! Look at what you’ve done!!! My brother has been wronged. Come down from the bamboo and apologize to him! He is sad and wants to cry, come down quickly! Let me hug and touch your big tails~..."
Suddenly, a male voice sounded very dissatisfied: "You are so naughty early in the morning, why are you touching my ass!! Female hooligans!!"
The little Naiyin laughed awkwardly: "It's the wrong touch, I really want to touch the big tail of the little squirrel, how do they grow? The little body is so small, the tail is so big, can't somersault? It's so strange and cute My little thing, I really want to raise one."
Then he said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph! The Lun family is not a female hooligan! A boy who touches a girl is a hooligan, and a girl who touches a boy is admiring him! I admire Xiaoshuang, you should thank me!"
"What do you admire about me? Tell me, I can't say it, hehe..."
"I, I, I appreciate, emmmmm..."
"Ah - you really don't really appreciate me!"
"Oh, don't do it, don't do it, don't hit the little sister in the morning, the little sister will be unhappy all day, I, I actually appreciate you, Xiaoshuang, uh, that, you know, I appreciate you very much, you It’s not easy to see how big you are. How much delicious food you ate from your mother. It’s not easy for your parents to raise you so big. How many candies can you raise? Ah, I want to grow up even in my dreams .”
"What are you talking about? It's not admiring me. I know you're lying. Do you want me to thank you? Come here~ Don't go, come here, I thank you...Small, it's you Slip fast!"
There was a creaking sound in the snow, and then the little milk voice continued: "Wow——there is a little squirrel in the snow! The little squirrel is probably out again!...Little squirrel——little squirrel!—Don’t run away, I’m taking I’m here with love, I’m here to show love! Don’t run away, I’m a good person~ We know each other, don’t run away Xiao Songxu—I, I’m not alone! I’m a little rabbit, we’re a family, I I won't hurt you, don't run away, Xu Xiaosong!"
(End of this chapter)
The old Tang family forbids swearing, but Tang Shuang can't help it sometimes, so she can only use other words instead, so she chooses a fruit, banana, which not only expresses the negative energy in her heart, but also wears a cute coat.
Candy heard it a few times, and said in a daze that she didn't understand it. When she asked what it meant, Tang Shuang couldn't say it was a curse word, so she said it was actually a snack made of bananas, which was very delicious. .
The candy man immediately said why she hadn't eaten it, it was impossible, she had eaten more or less delicious ones.
Tang Shuang told her that there is no such "banana you Bara" in Guangdong Province, so where is it?It is only found in Xiangjiang in the south of Guangdong Province. For this reason, Tang Xiaoren never forgets. She has never eaten it so close to the old Tang’s house. She is very unwilling. It is on the list of her life wishes to eat delicious food all over the world. Small things are in the top three.
Now that the old Tang's family is planning to plant banana trees, there will be a bumper harvest in the future, and a lot of bananas will be harvested.How to eat bananas?You can also eat it raw. Xiaoshuang said that Wanwan across the sea even eats it with its belt. It's really a little monkey climbing on a tree.
Little Sugar Man doesn't like little monkeys, she doesn't like to see them very much, because little monkeys bullied her when she was very young, so she has to distinguish herself from little monkeys, so she thought of what Tang Shuang said " Bananas you Barra", isn't it great to make batches of bananas into "Bananas you Barra"?It's like making persimmons into persimmons.
Tang Zhen didn't know that "Banana, you Bara" was a curse word. In fact, she hadn't heard it before, but seeing Tang Shuang's appearance, it probably wasn't a good word to make him choke on his water.
Seeing Miss Xiaozhen looking at him with scrutiny, Tang Shuang smiled awkwardly, and said to the little candy who was sitting on the sofa, "Go and brush your teeth! You're the only one who talks too much."
This night Tang Tang slept with Tang Zhen. They lived in a transparent room and fell asleep with Tang Shuang's story about the ice and snow castle on their pillows.Tang Shuang lived next door, closed the door and video chatted with Luo Yuqing, and went to bed after saying goodnight to each other.
In the early morning of the next day, the heavy snow that had fallen all night finally stopped, and the whole world seemed to be washed clean, and the whole world became frozen for thousands of miles.Shishi Ruyi No. 1 hot spring villa ushered in the first dawn of the day, like a girl in a new white dress with a bright smile on her face, clean and warm, innocent like the eyes of a child.
The sun fell in the bamboo forest around the villa, which was the dawn of victory. After a night of fierce fighting between the bamboo forest and the heavy snow, it finally stopped.The bamboo forest was captured by the snow all night, and all the bamboo gentlemen turned into hunchbacked grandfathers, as if all the energy had been consumed in the fierce battle of the night, although it was a victory, it was a miserable victory, and the bamboo forest fell in disorder. Many companions have been placed!They snapped off with a sudden crunch sometime last night.The rest also bent their waists as hard as they could, and were exhausted to the limit. They were very likely to be unable to hold on, and their waists were broken in the sun.
Chirping birds sounded around the quiet villa, as well as a burst of cheerful voices—"My carrot~", "The Lun family took two carrots in the kitchen! Where did you go, the carrots!", "Xiao Shuang, you stole my carrot!"
Another male voice said: "I don't, I'm not you, it's not that little rabbits don't like carrots!"
The little Naiyin didn't quite believe it: "Then what about my carrot! It's the little snowman's nose, how can you eat Lun's nose!"
The male voice said: "I said I didn't eat it, you can find it yourself, whether it was buried by the snow."
The little Naiyin concluded that the carrot had been eaten, and said self-consciously: "The carrot is the nose of the little snowman! There is snot and booger in the nose, Xiaoshuang is so disgusting, you eat snot and booger!"
The male voice said: "Tsk - I'm so annoying to you, I told you I didn't eat, so I'll look for it for you, really, every time you can't find something, just blame me."
The little milk voice: "Hmph, you are still sophistrying, so where did you go?"
"I don't know where I went. You've always held the carrots. I'm building you a snowman. Really, you always like to throw things around. Maybe you eat them, and you even beat me up."
The little Naiyin asked curiously: "Xiaoshuang, you ate the nose of the little snowman, so can you blow your nose?"
The male voice suddenly shouted: "Don't move! Ha - you bastard, isn't the carrot in the trouser pocket behind your ass? You put it in your trouser pocket and still rely on me to eat it? Did you do it on purpose?"
The little milk voice: "Huh?...Really, hehehe~ Xiaoshuang, I'm sorry, Candy didn't do it on purpose, I forgot...Hehehe, I didn't put it in my pocket, what's going on? Yes Didn’t the little squirrels do it? Little squirrels! Listen to me, little squirrels on the tree! Look at what you’ve done!!! My brother has been wronged. Come down from the bamboo and apologize to him! He is sad and wants to cry, come down quickly! Let me hug and touch your big tails~..."
Suddenly, a male voice sounded very dissatisfied: "You are so naughty early in the morning, why are you touching my ass!! Female hooligans!!"
The little Naiyin laughed awkwardly: "It's the wrong touch, I really want to touch the big tail of the little squirrel, how do they grow? The little body is so small, the tail is so big, can't somersault? It's so strange and cute My little thing, I really want to raise one."
Then he said dissatisfiedly: "Hmph! The Lun family is not a female hooligan! A boy who touches a girl is a hooligan, and a girl who touches a boy is admiring him! I admire Xiaoshuang, you should thank me!"
"What do you admire about me? Tell me, I can't say it, hehe..."
"I, I, I appreciate, emmmmm..."
"Ah - you really don't really appreciate me!"
"Oh, don't do it, don't do it, don't hit the little sister in the morning, the little sister will be unhappy all day, I, I actually appreciate you, Xiaoshuang, uh, that, you know, I appreciate you very much, you It’s not easy to see how big you are. How much delicious food you ate from your mother. It’s not easy for your parents to raise you so big. How many candies can you raise? Ah, I want to grow up even in my dreams .”
"What are you talking about? It's not admiring me. I know you're lying. Do you want me to thank you? Come here~ Don't go, come here, I thank you...Small, it's you Slip fast!"
There was a creaking sound in the snow, and then the little milk voice continued: "Wow——there is a little squirrel in the snow! The little squirrel is probably out again!...Little squirrel——little squirrel!—Don’t run away, I’m taking I’m here with love, I’m here to show love! Don’t run away, I’m a good person~ We know each other, don’t run away Xiao Songxu—I, I’m not alone! I’m a little rabbit, we’re a family, I I won't hurt you, don't run away, Xu Xiaosong!"
(End of this chapter)
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