Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 619 The Ideological Struggle in the Toilet (23)

Tangtanger asked the little man in black in his heart: "Does the Lun family care about this little girl with glasses?"

The little man in black jumped up and said, "Eat! Let's have lunch right now! You just pooped and wiped poop, don't you think it's enough? You want to see other babies poop. Other babies wipe their poop, you are so disgusting! You wipe your poop twice, can you still have lunch? It tastes like corn! Ugh—”

Tangtang'er rubbed her belly, she just finished stretching, it was already empty, she was a little hungry, and muttered: "What you said makes sense."

The little man in black jumped up and said, "It makes sense! The Lun family is right! No one can let the little princess wipe the poop of a child! Huh! The Lun family didn't ask anyone to wipe the poop!"

Tangtanger glanced at the little sister wearing glasses who was blushing, and said to the little man in black, "She seems to be crying."

The little man in black jumped up and yelled: "Hurry up, hurry up, she is going to play tricks, and people will see that you are bullying the little baby who is pulling Papa."

Just as the little man in black finished speaking, a little man in white fell from the sky and landed directly on top of her head, with his legs straddling her shoulders. Caught into a chicken coop.

The little man in black went mad with anger, ran wildly with the little man in white on his back, yelled loudly, and then plunged into the mud pit. Seeing this, the little man in white quickly jumped down, leaving the mud pit Yes, she has a clean freak!
The little man in black finally got rid of the little man in white, but he couldn't stop anymore, and turned into a little man in gray with a plop, standing in the mud puddle, looking at the laughing little man in white Son, I want to cry!
The little person in black and gray clothes pursed her mouth. Although she is always fierce whenever she appears, the Lun family is still a child after all!It's a child who loves beauty. Seeing myself smelly and dirty, I want to cry, I really want to cry, I want to eat meat!Tiny tits itchy~
The little man in white: "Wow ha ha ha - you big villain, we must have love, we are little pigs, we are super loving little pigs, we can't ignore our little sister who is younger than us, Xiaoshuang said we should have love." Love, everyone contributes a little love, and the world will be peaceful and united."

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a bang, a puff of green smoke burst out of thin air, instantly covering the little man in white clothes, and when the blue smoke cleared, the image of the little man in white clothes had changed from a little man to a white-haired man. Mini piggy.

"Hululu~hululu~hehe, I'm a pig spirit."

At the same time, the gray-clothed little man in the mud pit instantly burst into a puff of green smoke, and turned into a black-haired mini piglet. Because the hair was stained with mud, it was now a gray little piggy.

"Hululu~hululu~, I don't want to be a little pig, the Lun family is the Queen! Hululu, Hululu, what is the Great Unity?"

Although the little gray pig was very angry and wanted to become a queen and fly out of the mud pit, but her curiosity made her suppress these questions for the time being, and asked her more concerned questions.

The white little pig tilted her head and thought for a while. Actually, she didn't know, but she couldn't say that she didn't know in front of the gray little pig, and said, "I don't know! Huh, it's just a big bucket! Carrying water The bucket! The bucket for washing mother’s feet, are you stupid? Just ask what your little brain is thinking all day, and you will know how to eat and sleep, hum! Think about nothing all day long! You will become a little pig! "

The little gray pig jumped up with a thud, and fell into the mud pit with a thud, splashing mud everywhere, and said bitterly: "The Lun family is already a little pig! It's all your fault! If you want to wipe the baby with glasses , then you can put down the dignity of the little princess, I won’t care about you! I’m still hungry, I want to have lunch, snort.”

The little white pig said: "I know how to eat, I'll give you some rice cakes!"

The little gray pig was furious: "You only eat corn-flavored cakes! You eat them all day long! You have to eat them if you don't!"

The little white pig said: "I don't eat, you eat!"

The little gray pig said: "You eat, I won't eat!"

The little white pig said, "I'll make your face smell like corn cake!"

The little gray pig said, "I'll make your face smell like corn cake too!"

Says the little white pig: "I don't talk to baby pigs!"

Then he abandoned the little gray piggy and said to Tangtanger: "Little fairy, you should wipe the poop for the little sister wearing glasses. This is a good deed and helpful. You will get the little red flower of your dream. This is Do a good job!"

What Candy wants to say makes sense!

The little gray pig jumped up in the mud pit again, and then fell into the mud pit again, splashing the mud, and shouted: "It's really unreasonable! Hululu, Hululu, Tangtang little piggy, if you give this If the baby wipes the poop, what should the other children ask you to do for them? You have to think about it. After wiping a baby, you have to wipe a group of babies. It’s a group! One hundred, no, It’s 1! You don’t need to study for 1 babies. You don’t need to study. Move the stool to the toilet and sit where you are standing. Yes, this is the pit, specially for the pups. Baba wipes, hey—some of them are corn-flavored, some are pearl-flavored, some are pumpkin-flavored, some are watermelon-flavored, some are wax-melon-flavored..."

Candy couldn't help but said, "There are ice cream flavors~"

The gray little pig vomited, and she vomited, and the white little pig thought about the ice cream-flavored porridge at a 45-degree angle. The picture was beautiful, and then she also vomited.

Although there was only one vomit, the vomit was continuous. The white and gray piglets bent over and vomited furiously until the sky was dark and the sun was moving. The farmer's melon field washed away the farmer's uncle's pumpkins, watermelons and wax gourds, and the flood rushed into the farmer's cornfield again, washing away every corn cob, scaring the mantis girl who was guarding the corn cobs into carrying a small backpack Run outside, run away...

The two little pigs finally had no time to quarrel, Tangtanger came back to his senses, saw that the little sister with glasses was already crying, squatting in the pit wiping her tears, and immediately sighed: "I am only this little old, I am so old last night. I let Xiaoshuang sleep with her in my arms, and my mother needs to help me take a bath. There is no such reason, but I want the little fairy to wipe her poop. Really, it’s time for lunch. There is no such reason, that’s why I’m so light Big, I haven't grown up yet, I'm still a little princess, it's disgusting to wipe my poop, I'm only so old..."

Tangtanger murmured that she was only this young, and then held her breath to help the little sister with glasses wipe her poo.

The little sister pulled up her pants, laughing through tears.

Candy touched her little head and said, "Do you think you are a little princess?"

The little girl with glasses smiled and said, "Thank you, Miss, she is a little fairy!"

Tangtanger sighed: "The little fairy wiped your poop, alas, don't tell the outside world, I still want to be a little fairy."

The little girl with glasses expressed that she wanted to tell her mother to thank Miss Candy.

Tangtanger thought for a while and said, "Can I give you Xiaoshuang's phone number, emmmm, no, let's call home. Your mother will call to praise me at night, okay? I'll let my mother and your mother talk~"

The little girl with glasses happily agreed, and Tangtanger was also happy. Hehehe, condescending, she reached out and wanted to touch her little head and give her a thumbs up, but her little hand suddenly hung in mid-air, away from the little girl with glasses. The beautiful meatball head is only 3 cm away. After thinking about it, I retracted my hand and raised my orchid finger, emmmmm~ This hand just wiped the poop and hasn’t washed it yet. Hey——especially thinking of the touch when wiping the poop, hey—vomit~
(End of this chapter)