Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 681 Candy Punches Sima Tianya (33)

Everyone leaned over and saw many small figures carved on the tree trunk, each of which made various postures, some raised their fists, some kicked their legs, some stepped forward, this, this, this is clearly A martial arts secret book!
Xiao Jin was very embarrassed to hear everyone talking about it. This was engraved by him. His biggest dream is to become a martial arts hero.

Candy asked him who is this little man?Is he practicing kung fu?

Xiao Jin said that this man is quite powerful, his name is Sima Tianya, he can use swords, knives, fly, and knock down a mountain with one fist.

When everyone heard it, wow—that is quite powerful, incredible.

Candy clicked her tongue: "Wow - is this still a human?"

Qiqi said that it is definitely not a human being, as a human cannot knock down a mountain.

The little peacock whispered that it might be a fairy.

Little Putao said that Sima Tianya was a man, not a little fairy, but maybe a big devil.

Tangtanger blurted out: "Xiaoshuang is not so powerful."

Instantly realized that she had said something she shouldn't have said, she observed Xiaoshuang secretly, and was relieved when she saw that Xiaoshuang didn't pay attention.

Candy continued: "Is it Sima Tianya? Beep, beep, beep~ drive——"

Pointing to Xiaojin's bloody sweaty BMW doll, which has the word "horse" in its name, who would believe it if it said it didn't matter.

Xiao Jin quickly waved his hand, saying that Sima Tianya is a hero, not this horse.In order to prove the truth he said, he kicked the sweaty BMW to the ground, and the sweaty BMW immediately rolled on the ground, look!This horse has no kung fu at all, and a child can't stop it with one foot. It must not be Sima Tianya.

Candy jumped on the bloody BMW, yelled "Lonely, stab you nine swords", reined in the horse's neck, and almost strangled it to death without receiving any resistance. Then he believed Xiao Jin's words, clapped his hands, stood up and said: "I tried it, Sima Tianya is not it."

So here comes the question, since the bloody BMW is not Sima Tianya, who is Sima Tianya?
"It's you?" Candy asked Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin quickly shook his head, not daring to pretend to be a hero, he was just a fan of Sima Tianya.

Qiqi looked left and right around the coconut tree, and it seemed that he wanted to learn the above skills. Xiao Jin was worried that someone would learn the unique skills from his family, so he quickly hugged the tree trunk to block Qiqi's gaze.

Kiki pouted, a little disdainful.He and Xiao Jin have always been at odds, and there was a brief reconciliation during the yo-yo car race, but after the race, the two still fell into the mode of comparing each other.

Li Dun said that he knew kung fu, because his father knew kung fu and passed it on to him.

Everyone immediately chattered around him, very strange, is there really someone in the world who knows kung fu?Possibly knocking down a mountain?

Li Dun quickly waved his hand and said that he could not knock down a mountain, but he could knock down a small grass on the mountain, and he could defeat the dung beetle and Xiaosong Xu.

Candy asked him strangely, if his father could knock down a mountain.

Li Dun felt that his father was too embarrassing, Tang Tanger lost interest in an instant, can't he knock down a mountain?That's so strange, Xiaoshuang can knock down a bunch of children.

Standing on the lawn, she stretched her little arms and legs in the warm sunshine, and said solemnly: "I know kung fu! Ha, huh~ huh~ huh~ split palms left, split palms right, unicorn fairy, great strength, Praying Mantis Mantis Kung Fu is good~ Insect Kung Fu dance is really fun~ Huh~ha~ Defeat pig bugs!"

It's her set of insect kung fu dance again!She once defeated the little boy in black with this kung fu dance, and today she wants to defeat Sima Tianya.

"Sima, Ma~ Where are you? Come on! See if the little fairy doesn't beat you to tears—come on~ Sunflower Acupuncture Hand~ Hehe!"

Seeing this, Xiao Jin became addicted to kung fu, and then stretched his arms and legs, hehehehaha.

When Tangtanger saw that someone dared to wield a knife and a gun in front of her, she immediately asked Xiaojin: "Are you Sima Tianya? I will defeat you!"

Immediately, he tapped a finger in Xiaojin's creaking hole, and said, "Sima Tianya, do you want to laugh? Don't you want to laugh? Then you should laugh now, laugh a little, ha."

Xiaojin haggled obediently, Tangtanger felt that her power had achieved results, she was a little satisfied, stopped dancing wildly, glanced at Xiaoshuang who was staring at her closely, stopped her horse gait, put her little hands close together, and began to become a lady .But the curiosity towards Sima Tianya still did not subside, and he asked Xiao Jin that since Sima Tianya is so powerful, the question is, can he cook?Can you cook braised pork?

Li Dun said that he likes to eat braised pork, but the little peacock shook his head to express that she doesn't like it, but she still prefers to eat vegetables.

Xiao Jin thought for a while, and said that Sima Tianya is a hero, and heroes don't even cook for themselves.

When Tangtanger heard it, she immediately dismissed it: "What kind of hero is that? In the future, he will have his own baby, and he won't take care of the baby, or cook for her, and he won't have braised pork. Hmph, it's still my mother." Even better, she can cook braised pork, she can do anything!"

When Xiao Putao heard it, she felt that her mother was also better than Sima Tianya, and Qiqi's mother, Li Dun's mother, only Little Peacock's mother could not cook braised pork.

When Xiao Jin heard this, he wanted to cry immediately. The hero in his mind, the hero who saved the world, the hero who is invincible under the heavens, his spiritual beliefs in the past six years, in a trance, was defeated by so many children's mothers, so he asked What kind of fat is this? ?
Xiaojin didn't cry in the end, because he started to eat lunch and ate buffet in the yard. He was assigned by his mother to organize his friends to eat, take care of them, and do the best of the landlord.

After Xiao Jin arranged for the children to sit down, he said solemnly: "My mother prepared these, and she is also very powerful, even better than Sima Tianya."

Even Xiao Jin abandoned Sima Tianya, who is Sima Tianya?You should be in the toilet now.

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Everyone stayed at Xiaojin's house until 3 o'clock in the afternoon. In addition to being a guest at Xiaojin's house today, there is another important thing, which is to say goodbye to the little peacock. She will go to her grandmother's house with her mother tomorrow morning and go to Siberia.The little girl is full of expectations for going to her grandmother's house. She has never seen her grandparents since she was born, and she has only seen them in videos.

Her grandparents are different from others, they are pure foreigners, they are tall and big, and her grandma's waist is several times bigger than hers.Grandpa is even more special, with a beard all over his face, he can hardly see his face.I heard from my mother that my grandfather would shave off his beard to see her, for fear of frightening the baby.But grandma's waist can't be thinned. Come to see her, because grandma's house is very cold, and she needs to gain weight to keep warm. Grandma's waist became fat because she is afraid of the cold.

The little peacock was a little worried. When she came back, would her waist become too big?She is so small and her waist is so big, what can she do, she can't dance the swan dance.

When Tangtanger heard this, she also worried that if she had to eat so much delicious food during the Chinese New Year, her waist might become super big and turn into a ball.Thinking of this, she warmly invited the little peacock to shake the hula hoop together, and it became thinner after shaking. She touched Chumei's slender waist with a smile, um, it was as thin as this one.

(End of this chapter)