Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 760 Broken Bird (23 for Subscription)
Tang Huohuo flew down from the banyan tree above his head when he saw Tang Xiaowu. He was surprised at first, then pleasantly surprised, and finally he didn't want to swear.

Yesterday he took Bai Jingjing to search all around Old Tang's house, digging three feet into the ground, calling out loudly, and then he searched in the small woods, tree by tree, but he couldn't find it.

Unexpectedly, this flower and bird was actually hidden in the grove!

It would make sense to say that it wasn't in the grove yesterday, but just now, before Tangtanger came back, he sat in the yard for so long, and he didn't hear Tang Xiaowu make a sound, let alone it flew out on its own initiative .

This spirited bird just keeps hiding in the tree?Quietly, waited until Candy came back, and then flew out to flatter!
Tang Huohuo looked at Tang Xiaowu standing on the dog's head, and felt very angry, feeling that he had been tricked by this bird.

"Have you been hiding in the tree? Tell me!" Tang Huohuo said to Tang Xiaowu in a bad tone.

Tang Xiaowu looked at him, "Gah——"

"What do you mean? You just click once, not just twice."

"Gah-"

"I'm sorry! You have been hiding here all this time. I came here to look for you yesterday. Are you there? If you're here, just click once, and if you're not, click twice."

"Gah-"

"Okay, great, why didn't you say anything yesterday? Did you do it on purpose? It was just two clicks, not just one click."

"quack--"

Tang Huo was so angry that he didn't want to ask any more questions. It was obvious that the flower and bird didn't want to disturb him, and deliberately hid in the tree and didn't say a word, making him worry about it.

"You stupid bird." Tang Huo said angrily.

Tangtang'er grabbed Tang Xiaowu in his hand and held it up to his eyes for a look.Tang Xiaowu thumped and struggled, but he couldn't break free from the villain's palm.Tang Huohuo, who was originally angry with this bird, disappeared most of his anger in an instant. This... a little, very disrespectful bird.

After Tangtanger confirmed that it was undoubtedly her Tang Xiaowu, she hugged her immediately and said happily, "It's my Xiaowu. Tangtanger almost thought it was a woodpecker."

Then he said seriously to Tang Huohuo: "Brother Huohuo, Xiao Wu is not a broken bird."

Suddenly, the hand I was holding felt a bald, hairless spot!Tangtanger turned Tang Xiaowu upside down, raised his ass upside down, and lifted it upside down.

Tang Xiaowu was very ashamed, showing his ass in broad daylight without dignity, staring at him, although the person watching was the little master, but it was also very embarrassing!And there is a young man juice and a cowardly puppy next to him!After being seen by them, if I see them again in the future, where will my dignity be placed! !

Candy stared at Tang Xiaowu's buttocks carefully, and yelled in surprise: "Huh? There is no hair here! What's wrong with you, Xiaowu? Your butt is showing! Where is your hair? Where did your hair go?" ? How did you really become a broken bird? Why don't you love yourself! What have you done!"

"Quack quack ~" Tang Xiaowu was being carried upside down by Tangtanger, without any ability to resist, he just let his ass be looked at by others... As time passed, the temperature on the ass was getting higher and higher, and it was already red It's even redder than the "buttocks" in "Monkeys all over the mountain are the reddest", because it's embarrassing!
"Quack quack ~" Tang Xiaowu cried out weakly and plaintively.

Translated into Chinese, it means Your Majesty, spare your life!

Bai Jingjing bit off a clump of hair on his fart, which is already a shame, and now it is placed under the sun like this, please, please take care of the little bird's face.

"Gah-"

Don't look at it.

"Gah."

stop looking.

"Gah!——"

Look no further! ! !

Look at this king again and commit suicide!
Candy couldn't understand bird language, so she didn't know what Tang Xiaowu was talking about. She thought the bird was thanking her for her concern.

Tang Huohuo couldn't stand it anymore. Although he couldn't understand the birdsong, he could still hear the despair in the voice.As the one who should hate Tang Xiaowu the most at this moment, he couldn't help but speak for her.

"Tang Tang, don't look at it, put it away."

Tangtang'er heard that, finally she was willing to move her eyes away from Tang Xiaowu's bare buttocks, and the fingers of her left hand stopped tapping, and tapped on her bare buttocks again.

"What's so fat about it? Brother Huohuo, why is my little bird swollen and naked? Where did her feathers go?"

Thinking that brother Huohuo was taking care of Tang Xiaowu these days, Tangtanger doubted: "Brother Huohuo, did you do something bad? Did you pluck the hair off Xiaowu's ass?"

Tang Huohuo shook his head quickly, Tangtanger stared at him with big eyes: "Did you really unplug it?? You did it?? Why are you so cruel? Xiao Wu is a little bird. She is still very young, not even a year old. What!! Smaller than a candy!!!"

Tang Huohuo felt that shaking his head was useless, but Tangtanger concluded that it was he who plucked Tang Xiaowu's hair, so he had to talk.

"I didn't! Candy, don't get me wrong. I didn't pluck Tang Xiaowu's hair. Why should I pluck her hair? Why do I have nothing to do when I'm full! You have to trust me."

"Then why is Xiao Wu swollen?"

Tang Huohuo took a look at Xiaoniao's bare buttocks, hey~ I couldn't bear to look directly at it.

"Tangtang, is this good? In this way, you put Tang Xiaowu down first. If you keep carrying her upside down like this, her head will be congested, and she is prone to cerebral hemorrhage. Do you know cerebral hemorrhage? It is very dangerous and life-threatening."

"Ga~" Tang Xiaowu yelled again weakly, obviously weak.

"Oh~" Candy raised Tang Xiaowu up a bit, faced Xiaoniao, and asked, "Xiaowu, are you dizzy? There is water in your head, is it blood? Can you tell me?"

Tang Xiaowu didn't have the strength to rattle anymore, he kicked his legs lightly twice to show, "If King Bird is dying, will you let me go? Where is my big master?? Big master, help me, King Bird is on your side! "

She began to regret extremely, she shouldn't have pounced on the little master just now, she shouldn't have sang praises loudly to the little master, she should have sang "Only pots are good in the world", and went to sue the big master!
"Tang Tang, let Xiao Wu go, she is really going to die." Tang Huohuo said.

"Wow, woof, woof~" Chocolate in the grass also stared anxiously at Candy's hand, where she could see that the bird standing on top of her head just now was about to die, probably dying.

Someone persuaded, and the little dog persuaded, Candy finally put Tang Xiaowu down, and instead hugged Tang Xiaowu with both hands, letting the little bird lie in her arms.

"Gah~" Tang Xiaowu gave a weak thankful cry, and wanted to cry, but she couldn't cry now, she just wanted to breathe, it's so wonderful to be alive, fighting with that vicious dog Bai Jingjing, thinking about it now, it's so wonderful!
Tang Huohuo saw that this colorful little bird had finally recovered its life, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Tang Xiaowu gloatingly: "Now you know how to be afraid? Is it miserable? This is what happens when you quarrel and disappear! "

Candy asked, "Brother Huohuo, what are you talking about?"

Tang Huohuo said: "Candy, do you know how the hair on the butt of the little bird falls?"

Candy: "Didn't you unplug it?"

Tang Huohuo rolled his eyes, how many times have he said that he didn't do it!Why don't you believe it, why just confirm it!Is he that boring? ? ?
He broke the news: "Tang Xiaowu and Bai Jingjing fought, and Bai Jingjing bit off the hair on his butt!"

　A tip of three pomelo national treasures.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)