Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 813 The Bragging War Caused by Looking at the Moon

The Spring Festival has passed like this...

During the Spring Festival, there are many joys, but there are also sorrows and sorrows in the corners that candy can't see.

The little person only needs to be responsible for the happy part, and someone else will help her block it.

On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Tang Shuang's family didn't go to Tang Hongjun's place again, but had the last reunion dinner in the old Tang's house during the Spring Festival.

There is a bright moon lying in the night sky, round and round, like a sun that has extinguished its fire.

Tang Dajian casts swords and strikes iron. The burnt iron block is bright like the sun before quenching. After quenching, the fiery red turns blue and becomes the moon.

But in Tangtanger's eyes, it's because Moon stole a lot of glutinous rice balls and became so overweight.

"Like you, right?" Tang Shuang provocatively stared at Tangtang'er's belly.

"Ah——" Tangtanger jumped up and raised her fist to chase Tang Xiaoshuang frantically!

This big bastard!

But... I couldn't catch up, and after chasing for not long, my stomach hurts, and I had to lie down on the sofa, groaning.

Tang Zhen asked with concern: "What's the matter, Candy?"

Tangtang'er touched her stomach, and said, "My stomach hurts, ouch, did Xiaoshuang poison the Lun family? You little rascal."

Tang Zhen glanced at Tang Shuang who was laughing in the distance, Tang Shuang was startled, and walked over and said, "Tang Tang, don't talk nonsense, where did I poison you?"

Tangtanger groaned, and said weakly: "The Lun family's stomach is so swollen, why is it always hurting now?! Xiaoshuang~ Did you do something to my sister, you little villain!"

In the past, no matter how full she ate, she never had a stomachache, and her digestive system was particularly strong, which made her proud.She once proudly announced in front of the adults of the old Tang family that her little belly is omnipotent.

But it's not working now, my stomach was crushed once by the spicy strips, and now it hurts again when I run.

Tang Shuang came to Tangtanger's side, and saw the little pig whimpering on the sofa, but its eyes were darting wildly, guessing that it was probably pretending to be deceitful.

Huang Xiangning came over with concern, squatted beside Tangtanger, and asked her where her stomach hurts and what her symptoms were.

Tang Shuang and Tang Zhen listened for a while, Tang Zhen looked confused, she knew nothing about taking care of children, Tang Shuang made several judgments, let's talk about the first one first.

"Mom, do you want to go to the toilet? Candy! Do you want to poop?"

Tang Zhen couldn't hold back, and chuckled lightly.

Tangtanger sat up angrily and glared at Tang Shuang: "You're the one who wants to poop! Look! Do you know what this is? It's an iron fist! I'll beat you up!"

Huang Xiangning suppressed a smile, and said to Tang Shuang, "Go away, don't guess."

Tang Shuang looked at Tangtang'er's little fist. This so-called iron fist was so scary. I wondered if it could break an egg.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, I'm so scared, stay away."

As he said that, he took a small step back, and then stopped. It seemed that he didn't plan to retreat any more. This is the so-called staying away from him, and acting confident, which made Tangtanger angry.

Huang Xiangning comforted the little man, and the little man snorted for a while, then said: "Mom, Tangy'er doesn't want to poop, Tangy'er has a stomachache."

Talking so vigorously and wanting to hit an adult with an iron fist, it doesn't look like a stomachache.

Tang Shuang said again: "I know the reason, because our little pig ate too many glutinous rice balls and was overstretched. Look at her belly, which is round and bulging, just like the moon tonight. Candy, mom doesn't Tell you? You can't run when you're full, and you were so bold as to chase me just now, how could your stomach not hurt!"

The answer was Tang Shuang's actual actions, and the little piggy rolled down from the sofa nimbly and continued to chase Tang Shuang with an iron fist.

Tang Shuang not only did not repent, but also laughed while running.

Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen saw that what Xiaoshuang said was probably correct, isn't Tangtang now alive and kicking.

Huang Xiangning: "Tang Tang, don't run away! Your stomach will hurt again!"

"Hahaha~" Tang Shuang was laughing.

Tangtanger huffed and huffed, followed with a stern face, and took the time to answer Huang Xiangning's words: "Mom, snort——Tang, Tangtanger can't be angry!—I'm so mad at my little sister!"

"Hahaha~"

In the end, Tang Shuang's conscience realized that she was worried that Little Pig's stomach hurt again, so she took the initiative to stop and let her catch her. After a few small punches, the two brothers recovered.

"Candy, can you see the moon?"

"Look at the moon, look at the rabbit! My little bunny~"

Tang Shuang took Candy to the balcony, took out the astronomical telescope, and moved two chairs over. After adjusting the moon, she picked up the little piggy and put it on the chair, and asked her to look into the telescope. a joy.

Tonight's moon is extremely clear, and the moonlight is pouring down, covering the world with a hazy light blue color, like a dream.

Observing Moon Rabbit's candy, first he muttered that he couldn't find the rabbit. Could it be that the rabbit went to bed so early tonight?

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, I also said that I went to bed, so I didn’t see it, and now it’s like this again!
snort!Why are you so lazy!
Candy is not happy!Before long, however, she claimed to have seen a rabbit eating carrots on the moon.

Tang Shuang leaned over to look, but didn't see anything, but Tang Tanger said with certainty that she did.

As for why Xiaoshuang couldn't see it?It's not because he is a bad guy, the little rabbit won't show it to bad guys!
Well, this is a real hammer.

Tang Shuang refused to accept it, and said: "Although I can't see the little rabbit, I can see Chang'e. Do you know Chang'e? Children."

Tangtang'er curled her lips, she was not interested in Chang'e, but she still knew, "Auntie who takes care of the little rabbit~"

Tang Shuang: ヾ(°°)
Poor Chang'e, usurped by her own pet.

Tang Shuang stood in front of the binoculars, looked at the night sky for a while, and yelled that Chang'e was flying in the sky.

At first, Tangtanger couldn't resist not watching, asking, or not being interested, but Tang Shuang talked more and more exciting, saying that Chang'e was leading a little rabbit and a group of golden crows to fight on the moon.

"Who's hurt? Is it the little rabbit?" Candy finally couldn't help it, and asked with concern.

"The golden crows, there were nine of them, and the youngest of them was injured."

"Where are you hurt?"

"Bird's butt! The golden hair has been bitten off! Poor!"

"Ah, yes, who did it?"

"I said Chang'e bit me, do you believe me?"

"She can do it!"

"...It was bitten by a little rabbit!"

"Little rabbits can still bite people? It's impossible!"

"It's not biting people, it's biting birds, golden crows!"

"Little rabbits can still bite crows? It's impossible!"

"The rabbit is so red-eyed that it even bites the dog."

"what?!"

Tangtang'er's little head was a little messy and dazed. The amount of information in this conversation was a bit large, so she had to sort it out.

The golden crow had the hair off its ass?Isn't this Xiao Wu?Xiao Wu is also so miserable!
The little rabbit even bites the dog?Jingjing is a dog, that means it can bite Jingjing too?Xiao Wu also bit Jingjing!

Jingjing bit off the fur on Xiaowu's ass, and now the little rabbit also bit off the hair on the golden crow's ass, and the little rabbit will still bite Jingjing... What is the relationship between them?

"Ah—my brain hurts~"

Candy couldn't figure it out, got a headache, clasped her head in her hands and yelled, and then moved to Tang Shuang curiously, ripped off his clothes, tried to squeeze him away, used the binoculars alone, and didn't see the battle of the century with her own eyes She is not reconciled.

(End of this chapter)