Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 9
Because she felt cheated and her pure little trust was tarnished, Tang Tanger was very angry and ordered Tang Shuang to squat down, and she wanted to flick his forehead 100 times!
100 times ah 100 times!
Tang Shuang thought it was really her fault, so she asked her to play it five times, and then refused to suffer this humiliation again.

Candy refused, and insisted on continuing the punishment!It's too much to lie to children!

"You're dishonest! You're lying! Why are you lying! You have to be punished by the law, punish you, and lock you up without eating..."

Tangtang was filled with righteous indignation. Seeing that Tang Shuang didn't care at all, she became even angrier. She jumped up and wanted to flick his forehead like a baby kangaroo...

"Are you going to challenge me? Telling you I'm going to go crazy is scary, are you sure you want to try? See if I don't blow your ass."

Tang Shuang decided to show her tough side, but Tang Shuang couldn't be fooled.The little man thinks that she is righteous, and she is not afraid of being loud when she is justified. She travels all over the world and sues her parents, sisters, uncles and aunts...she is not afraid, on the contrary, Xiaoshuang will definitely be scolded.

So just as Tang Shuang put down her face, she enjoyed a meal of punches and embroidered legs. Tang Tanger claimed to have practiced two moves with her uncle, and she punched and kicked in front of him. She stopped after a while, and said to Tang Shuang, who was admiring her demeanor: " Are you scared enough to pee?"

"I want to pee a little bit, your boxing skills are very powerful, how did you learn it? Not bad, Tang Tang, you are only 5 and a half years old! Tsk tsk, amazing!"

Tang Shuang praised Tangtang without hesitation, and she praised Tangtang very complacently. With a smile all over her face, she suddenly stretched out a small fist: "Ha! Beat you! Make you cry and runny nose!"

Tang Shuang yelled, indicating that the shock wave had injured her spleen and she needed to rest.Tangtanger, the little pig, immediately laughed out loud, very satisfied with his miraculous achievement, and having fun in the study, he really wanted to lift the roof and jump out to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!

Tang Shuang asked her to have sex. He lay on the bed and played with his mobile phone for a while before he started to comfort the little piggy whose passion was fading. After a lot of effort, he finally convinced her to accept the principle that "peace is the most important thing in a family"!
……

Tang Shuang spread out the "Many Ways to Take Care of Tang Tang" which was disguised as a martial arts secret book, and said to the skinny Tang, "Do you know how to read? Read this one?"

Tang Tanger took the cheat book, Tang Shuang was really worried that this happy little biscuit would tear up the cheat book if he got upset.

"Tang Tang... Go to bed... 10 o'clock..." Then Tang Tanger threw the book away, "I'm still too young, I don't know the others."

Tang Shuang put the book away, and said contemptuously, "I'm already 5 years old and still say I'm young, and I don't know a few words, so I asked you if you are ashamed?"

Candy retorted with her hips on her hips: "You are already 20 years old! You still lie to children, so I ask you if you are ashamed?"

Tang Shuang was speechless and changed the subject: "Come on! Go to bed!"

Candy ran out on her little fat legs: "I want to play for a while! I don't want to sleep!"

Tang Shuang has ten heads with one head!

The little girl's film is the rhythm of rebellion!

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Candy, who was escorted to the bed, jumped up and down on the bed, refusing to lie down quietly.

Tang Shuang was tired, but then she comforted herself, at least she got into the crib, which was one step closer to sleep.

Just now I tried my best to catch her. Tang's house is a duplex building. Tangtanger obviously has too much energy. She ran upstairs and downstairs three times, and Tang Shuang also ran three times. Finally, she blocked the little guy in a corner before catching her. .

He wondered, when Miss Xiangning was around, although the little guy was naughty, he didn't let himself go like this.

Is it cheating?

"Xiao Shuang, I'm hungry!"

"Didn't you just drink a bottle of milk powder? Where's your little pig?" Tang Shuang didn't believe it, thinking it was a scam.

"You are the little piggy!" Tang Tanger held hellokity and wanted to beat Tang Shuang.

"Okay, okay! I believe you are really hungry, so what are you going to eat, little piggy?"

"Go ahead!"

"Another bottle of milk powder?" Tang Shuang suggested.

Candy refused resolutely, and the reason was amazing: "Don't! You'll wet the bed!"

Tang Shuang held back her laughter, "You're right, it's a good thing you reminded me! If you post your bed sheets tomorrow, you won't be laughed out of your teeth by the neighbors!"

Candy said angrily: "I'm still young! Really, hum! It seems that you never wet the bed when you were young!"

Tang Shuang lied: "I have been very stable since I was a child. I have never encountered such a thing as bedwetting, but I will tell you that Xiaoyezi often wets the bed, ha!"

Tang Shuang is really for her own innocence, she can completely disregard the 20 years of friendship and resolutely betray her little friend!

"Huh? Xiao Yezi is so grown up and still wets the bed? Haha~" Candy was very interested, and instantly turned on the mocking mode, "...Balabala, give me my phone, I want to call Xiao Yezi!"

Tang Shuang wiped her sweat secretly, "Let's just laugh at him in private, save some face for him, how about he is 20 years old, so he won't be able to find a girlfriend."

Tangtanger thought about it, and felt that such a funny thing would be hard to tell outsiders, "Where's my little cell phone? I want to call my sister and tell her such a funny thing!"

Tang Shuang confiscated Tangtanger's small mobile phone long ago!At this time, he couldn't help calling Yingming secretly, Tang Zhen was the goddess in Ye Liang's heart since childhood, if Tang Tanger told her about his bed-wetting, he would hunt and kill him to death.

So Tang Shuang actively instilled in Tangtanger the principle of "forgiveness and forgiveness". The simple Tangtanger believed it, and she cried out with hunger!
So the two re-discussed what to eat before going to bed.

"How about an apple? Oh no, I'll wet the bed, how about a biscuit?"

"Small biscuits are fine, but one piece is too small to fill my stomach."

"Two dollars?"

糖果儿张开小巴掌：“1、2、3、4、5块。”

"You are such a little pig. Your stomach is already bulging and you still want to eat 5 biscuits. Wait, brother, take it."

Tang Shuang walked to the door, turned around worriedly and said, "Don't get out of bed, the biscuits will be confiscated if you get out of bed, you must think clearly."

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Tang Shuang not only brought 5 small biscuits, but also hugged Bai Jingjing who was sleeping.How can the dog sleep when the owner is not asleep!

Bajibaji~ After eating the 5 biscuits, Candy lay down contentedly, patted her bulging stomach, and told Tang Shuang, "You can start telling stories!"

Tang Shuang was envious and jealous: "You really know how to enjoy it!"

Tang Tanger is a villain: "Dad said, Xiaoshuang's happiness depends on whether Tang Tang is happy or not. Now Tang Tang wants to listen to the story!"

Smoke rose from Tang Shuang's nostrils.

"You just ate a biscuit, you need to brush your teeth first, go, I will tell you a story after brushing your teeth."

Tangtanger opened her small mouth, "Look, it's very clean, it won't be hairy and poor."

Tang Shuang took the opportunity to pinch her mouth, feeling somewhat sullen in her heart, "It's pretty clean, okay, since you don't want to brush it, you can avoid it and go to bed."

The less trouble, the better!
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(End of this chapter)