People are yearning, live rural life

Chapter 120 Xie Nan and Wu Jing

A car stopped outside the country lane.

Two people with suitcases got out of the car.

It was Xiao Yueyue and Uncle Qian.

"Master, the environment here is really good. If you take two more breaths of fresh air, you may live two more days."

Xiao Yueyue took a deep breath as soon as he got out of the car.

Standing beside him is Uncle Qian who is known as the Queen of Crosstalk.

He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, lit it and took two puffs: "Does it taste like cigarettes? How about one?"

"Hey, master, forget it."

Xiao Yueyue waved his hands again and again.

The person next to me has only a few hobbies, smoking, drinking, and hair perm. If there is still a period of time between perms, the first two are practiced as soon as there is a chance.

But soon, seeing a staff member coming with a camera, Uncle Qian also extinguished the cigarette in his hand and put it in a portable ashtray.

'Xiao Yueyue and Uncle Qian are here. '

'Ah~~ Fifth Ring, you don't need a lifebuoy ring for swimming! '

'Uncle Qian is becoming more and more lady-like, with curly hair, she is even older than my mother. '

'Guess when this curly hair was permed. '

'I guess it was yesterday, definitely a look I made before I came here. '

Inside the mushroom house, Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng, who had finished washing and putting on makeup, rushed over at a trot.

Come here to meet the two guests and help with the luggage.

As parents, Huang Lei and He Jiong stayed in the small courtyard and did not come out.

"Master Qian, hello, I'm Peng Yuchang."

Peng Peng took the initiative to take Uncle Qian's luggage and introduced himself.

Although the two are not in the same circle, the two circles have gradually begun to blend together, and there may be opportunities to meet again in the future, and a good relationship is the most important thing.

"I know, I've seen you on TV."

Uncle Qian chuckled and made a joke about Peng Peng.

Peng Yuchang usually takes on some youth idol dramas. Uncle Qian said that he had seen it when he was old. Isn't this pure nonsense?
At the same time, it also brought the relationship between the two closer, a little bit of an initiative to show favor.

In fact, this is also their instinct. Cross talk comes into the play, it all depends on acting skills, and the burden in each cross talk comes from life.

Therefore, cross talk actors still prefer to meet strangers, and they can find inspiration for creation from strangers.

"That's how you show your love. Please, Mr. Qian, welcome to the Mushroom House."

Peng Peng didn't care too much, it was just a polite word, so it wouldn't be an embarrassing start.

Huang Lei has already made his first cup of tea in the morning in the mushroom house, waiting for Uncle Qian and Xiao Yueyue to arrive.

Seeing a few people coming in, the two parents also went to the door to say hello.

"Welcome Uncle Qian, welcome Xiao Yueyue, come in quickly."

With a smile on his face, He Jiong welcomed the two of them in.

Huang Lei walked over from the small pavilion, and first hugged and greeted Xiao Yueyue who was the closest.

Then he turned around and hugged Uncle Qian.

"Uncle Qian, you are my uncle, tell me what you want to eat."

"Hey, it depends on what you are good at. If you can't serve my tricky appetite well, I will give a bad review."

Uncle Qian chuckled, and his backhand was a threat of bad reviews.

As the housekeeper chef of this show, all the guests who came here highly praised Huang Lei's craftsmanship. If it fell to Uncle Qian, it would be equivalent to losing the guarantee at the end of the festival.

"Come on, then it seems that I have to show my housekeeping skills. Let's go, drink tea first, and rest. I'm tired from the journey."

Invite the two of you to a small pavilion for tea.

"Not to mention, I'm really tired. I woke up early and didn't sleep well."

Uncle Qian nodded and walked with Huang Lei.

"I'm the one who didn't sleep well, okay? You've been snoring all night. My dark circles can't even be covered by makeup."

Xiao Yueyue complained from behind, and pointed to her eyes for everyone to see.

Everyone laughed and expressed their understanding, because he also experienced the same thing last night.

But after thinking about it, it seems wrong. Uncle Qian is also snoring, so how will I live tonight.

Will there be a fight on both sides?
Sing folk songs?
One sentence per person?
Then sleep or not.

"How about it, Uncle Qian, is the environment not bad?"

Huang Lei asked, pointing to the surrounding environment.

The mushroom house is surrounded by trees, and the home of the fish yesterday is just outside the door. There is a bridge over the small river, which just connects to the main road outside.

Next to the main road is the farmland of the Mushroom House, where various crops are planted, pineapples, bananas, and sugar cane abound.

This season's main focus is all kinds of fruits.

"It's pretty good, it smells like my home."

Uncle Qian is a big boss in life. There is a special yard in the capital, which is full of animals he raises. It is no problem to open a small zoo.

"Hey, I still want to show off, but I didn't know I hit the muzzle of the gun."

Well, Teacher Huang slapped his thigh, so angry.

"No, what I'm talking about is the size of the land. In terms of the environment, it's better here. I have all kinds of smells everywhere, and ordinary people really can't stand it."

Uncle Qian waved his hand.

This is a well-known person in the Beijing circle, not to mention his family background, but he himself is a big business.

During the time when cross talk was very sluggish, he switched careers and filmed a lot of film and television products, and he can be regarded as the senior of many people.

It's just that I met Xiao Yueyue's master Guo Digang later, and together they created the current cross talk club Deyun Club, and most of the attention was shifted to this.

Basically, I don’t do much with film and television works, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter.

Jingle Bell.
When the few people were chatting happily, the exclusive landline of Mushroom House rang again.

Zifeng turned his head, puzzled.

Anyone else coming?

There are so many people in the first period.

Walking into the room, just about to answer the phone, Xiao Yueyue rushed in suddenly and stopped Peng Peng: "Let me, let me.

"Hey, who is it?"

The tone is very unfriendly, a bit similar to not waking up in the morning, woke up by the sudden sound of the phone, and a little bit angry.

The other end of the phone didn't speak, and was obviously confused by Xiao Yueyue's actions.

What's the situation, didn't I call Mushroom House?
Is it wrong?
Seeing that there was no response from the other side, Xiao Yueyue hit the iron hotly, and then said: "Don't talk? Wrong call? Then I hang up."

Only then did they start talking.

"I want to order food."

The one with a soft and weak tone is a little girl, but I haven't heard who it is yet.

"What do you order for breakfast in the morning?"

Xiao Yueyue roared suddenly, startling Peng Yuchang who was next to him.

Is this still about cross talk?The acting skills are just right, silently gave Xiao Yueyue a thumbs up.

Sure enough, he is a person who is not at a disadvantage. At the beginning, he arranged for him once, but now he has found his place with another guest.

"Woooooh, don't be fierce, I'm a guest of Mushroom House, and I just want to order a meal."

Wow, as soon as the crying sound came out, it was instantly broken.

Xiao Yueyue's serious face changed all of a sudden.

The voice also became extremely gentle: "Oh, don't cry, I'm just kidding, this is the mushroom house, what meal do you want to order?"

"I want to eat big plate chicken, can I?"

Hearing the pear-blossoming, gentle and well-behaved voice, Xiao Yueyue agreed without even thinking about it, and asked when she could arrive.

The answer I got was that it was coming soon, and I had already entered the village.

Only then was he ready to put down the phone with satisfaction.

Turning around, she looked at Huang Lei with a wretched look: "My God, this voice is so sweet, I can't take it anymore."

Peng Yu sang about this cheap little Yueyue, you still can't stand it?

I'm the one who can't take it, okay? With your expression, I really wonder if you are crooked.

The cold body suddenly shuddered, and he folded his arms, and goose bumps came out.

I have already entered the village, and it is estimated that it will only take a few minutes.

Soon, the roar of the engine was heard.

The little beauty has arrived.

Xiao Yueyue ran fast, rushing out ahead of everyone and Zhang Zifeng.

In the end, within a few seconds, I heard Xiao Yueyue roaring like a pig, and then charged back.

"My God, run, kill someone."

Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other, what's the matter?
"Xiao Yueyue, why are you running?"

A figure rushed in suddenly, and Peng Yuchang and Zhang Zifeng almost collided before they had time to react.

"Xie Nan?"

"Miss Nan?"

Sure enough, it was a beautiful woman.

Not long ago, he and Xiao Yueyue appeared on a variety show together. Could it be that they can catch up now, familiar.

"Say, Xiao Yueyue, have you been tired of working lately? You dare to scare me to come, making me think I've typed in the wrong place."

With his hands on his hips, Xie Nan pointed aggressively at Xiao Yueyue who was hiding behind Uncle Qian.

On the phone, Xie Nan finally heard Xiao Yueyue's voice, and after hanging up the phone, he kept gnashing his teeth in the car, wanting revenge.

When he got out of the car, he pulled the box and rushed over.

Xiao Yueyue was completely attracted by the sweet voice, didn't realize the danger was coming, and thought it was a good thing, but he didn't know that what was waiting for him was anger.

'Xiao Yueyue was planted this time, and hit the muzzle of the gun. '

'The way of heaven has reincarnation, whoever is spared by the heavens, the more money you run out, the more embarrassed you will be when you come back. '

'The live-action face-slapping is in progress online. '

'Xiao Yueyue: The voice is so sweet, I like it very much.

Xie Nan: Xiao Yueyue, I will give you another chance to organize your words. '

Because of this little episode, the Internet is extremely lively, everyone is watching Xiao Yueyue's jokes.

The heat has increased a lot.

Originally, those who were still saying that they always felt that they were close to something were satisfied all of a sudden.

In the mushroom house, Xiao Yueyue was finally slashed severely by Xie Nan, which satisfied him.

Sitting on the small stool, pouted with a look of grievance.

"When Mushroom House tricked us, there was nothing wrong with it. Why did you come to me and you will be punished?"

It aroused merciless ridicule from everyone.

Seeing that it was almost noon, it was almost time to prepare lunch.

Shaking around, I casually made a little noodle pad.

The main meal will not be served on the table until the evening.

After eating and drinking enough, Huang Lei wrenched his fingers and thought about what to do with the dinner.

Xiaoyueyue's dumplings are easy to say, there is still flour in the kitchen, so prepare a little stuffing, and just wrap it yourself.

Xie Nan ordered a large plate of chicken. If he wants to make a large plate of chicken, the first thing is to have chicken. This is a difficult task, and he has to discuss it with the director team.

As for Uncle Qian, Huang Lei's idea is very simple, just fool around a bit, make braised pork ribs, and eat a simple bite.

After planning the dishes, it is time to find the director team to exchange ingredients.

In this program, the starting capital of the small family is very small, and they are exploited layer by layer by the director team. In the end, they may not even be able to buy a rib.

Therefore, it is the most cost-effective to use labor as an exchange, which is also one of the highlights of this program.

"Come on, great director, let's exchange ideas. The guests you invited want to eat well, but there are no ingredients here. What can you say?"

Anyway, Huang Lei looked indifferent, you called the person, and he ordered the dishes. It's like the host asked the guests to order, and the host didn't have any ingredients in the end, which would be a disgrace to the whole show.

Moreover, the audience also knew what their small family was like, and they wouldn't talk about them. This was Huang Lei's confidence.

"It's still the old rule, use labor in exchange."

The camera was aimed at the program group, but considering that some staff members were unwilling to leave the country, special treatment was done to their faces.

"What kind of exchange method?"

Huang Lei leaned against the pillar next to him, the threat in his eyes was very obvious.

The great director is also a battle-tested person, with the corners of his mouth raised slightly, he smiled.

"Chicken, ten catties of jujube, ribs are also ten catties of jujube, a total of forty catties, every extra catty can be exchanged for the same side dish, how many ingredients you can have depends on how hard you work."

After the big director finished speaking, he put his arms around his chest.

Hmph, let you eat my fish yesterday, fortunately, it was a long time, and the chicken was stolen in the end.

Why don't you give me a chance to speak?
Blocking the kitchen door from letting me in?
Isn't the knife very fast?

Today I will let you know what is the danger of society.

When Huang Lei heard this, he took off the slippers on his feet and held them in his hand as a brick: "I'll give you another chance to reorganize the language."

"Then let's do this, the two items add up to a total of [-] catties of jujubes, and each side dish is exchanged for a catty of jujubes."

The big director was silent for two seconds, then looked at Huang Lei very seriously and said.

"Two kinds of meat need [-] catties of jujube and each side dish needs."

"Ok?"

"Are you playing with me?"

"Eat me with an earth-shattering seal, wow!"

The slippers in his hand flew straight towards the director's team, and landed right on the big director's arms.

The big director hardened his temper this time, and threw the slippers back with his backhand: "If you want to blame, you can blame the fish that Peng Peng snatched yesterday. There is no need to change this time. Even if Jesus came, I said so."

The two sides were in a stalemate for a long time, and finally Huang Lei still didn't let the big director let go, so he had to go back to the guests in dejection and announced the very bad news.

"It's okay, thirty catties is not too much, and then we will be back after carrying a little."

He Jiong is a veteran of variety shows, how could this kind of thing happen to him.

After assigning a task, a few elders set out to collect the jujubes, Teacher Huang was preparing in the kitchen, and two little girls helped Teacher Huang.

Just like that, the four elders, including Uncle Qian, all set off.

(End of this chapter)