People are yearning, live rural life

Chapter 138
He sang a song and received 10 yuan. For Qin Chu, there was nothing on the stage that could attract him.

It is okay to let him leave now, but it is obviously impossible. Among them, he is the most popular at present, although he is not a person in the circle.

But the more this happened, the more the audience liked to watch it, so this episode of their program undoubtedly revolved around Qin Chu.

For example, in the next part of the game, He Jiong held the card in his hand and said, "This question is to test everyone's resilience. The first question is Haitao. Haitao, please show everyone."

Generally speaking, it is Haitao who takes the lead and has a spirit of sacrifice. He Jiong said: "Let Nana cooperate with Haitao's performance."

The two entered the field, everyone vacated their positions, Haitao sat on a stool, He Jiong said: "Nana, you have to find a way to get the other party to leave this position, and Haitao, you have to hold this position, and you two There can be no physical contact, otherwise the mission will fail, okay, let's start."

As soon as he entered the stage, Xie Na pretended to be a pregnant woman, swaying in front of Haitao in various ways, telling him that he should give up his seat to the pregnant woman, but Haitao did not move. Xie Na spoke fluent Changsha dialect and said: : "What's the matter with you? I didn't see that I was pregnant. I don't know how to give up my seat. There is something wrong with your quality."

Haitao said helplessly, "Come on, auntie, sit down, I was wrong."

He Jiong said: "Ka, okay, that's it. If Haitao gives up his seat, he will lose. Okay, for the first round, let...Song Yi and Qin Chu come."

Qin Chu was slightly surprised, but still nodded and agreed. This game looks quite interesting.

After a while, Qin Chu sat on the stool, and then Song Yi, who was wearing a split cheongsam, limped onto the stage.

After pulling the armrest, he deliberately looked at him with resentful eyes, didn't say anything, but seemed to have said everything.

"Give up your seat for me soon?"

In fact, Qin Chu had already thought of a countermeasure, stretched out his arms, and pretended to be a driver driving.

Kuaiben’s guests and the audience laughed like crazy. It’s true that you were injured, but you can’t ask the driver to give up your seat, can you?
"6666, Nima, this method is really brilliant."

"Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing, I want to take a shit."

"The lazy donkey grinds, there's a lot of excrement and urine. The upstairs is disgusting."

"It's the first time I've seen someone perform like this, and I'm so happy."

"Upstairs, you die, I will collect your body for you."

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He Jiong smiled and said, "Okay, card, the second round is over."

Hearing this, both Song Yi and Qin Chu looked relieved, Song Yi glared at him, hum, stinky man!
Qin Chu felt baffled, touched his nose, followed Song Yi, and came to Teacher He and the others.

Xie Na gave a thumbs up and said, "Qin Chu, amazing, I really didn't expect to be able to perform like this."

Qin Chu said modestly, "Thank you, thank you."

Then, He Jiong asked Li Weijia and Xiaoju to try it out, and he was also full of joy.

It’s just that he’s not as handsome as Qin Chu. He Jiong said: “I’d like to ask the men present a question, if your girlfriend asks you for a different gift for her birthday, what would you give? Brother Jia. "

Li Weijia sang: "I will send the fallen leaves of the Champs."

"Where's Haitao?"

Haitao said: "To give away a house, if one is not enough, then two, if two are not enough, then three."

Everyone was choked, and no one could answer this local tyrant's style. If Haitao was wearing sunglasses and a big gold chain, it would be more suitable.

A breath of local tyrants came over his face, and He Jiong said again: "Then what about you, Qin Chu?"

Qin Chu was quick to wit, and said, "I'll send you thousands of miles away..."

"Ha ha ha ha"

Everyone burst into laughter again, even Teacher He couldn't help it, tears burst out, Xie Na was even worse, rolling on the stage in praise.

And the audience in the audience were also laughing forward and backward.

"Hahahahaha, God sent you away..."

"Girlfriend: Break up, you scumbag, you must break up."

"Without the experience of being single for more than 20 years, I can't say such straight men's words."

"Beautiful, apart from this word, I don't know how to describe my mood at the moment."

Song Yi even smiled and supported Qin Chu without noticing it.

When everyone looked at her teasingly, Song Yiqiao blushed and let go quickly. Teacher He laughed and said, "Qin Chu really brought us a lot of laughs. I am looking forward to his performance more and more. Alright, let's move on to the next scene."

The spotlights went out, and the staff of the props team rushed to the stage to replace the props, about 5 minutes later.

The stage lights were on, and Qin Chu was lying on the bed in an ancient costume. Suddenly, he suddenly woke up and said, "What happened to me? Wasn't I taken away by old monk Fahai from Jinshan Temple? Where is this?"

At this moment, a pleasant voice came.

"Officer..."

Xiaoju, dressed in a white ancient costume, ran over, and the audience already knew their identities.

The story of Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen, this pair of fairy heroes, is well known to every household.

The white lady played by Xiaoju is beautiful and pleasant, and Qin Chu's version of Xu Xian is also the most handsome in history.

"Officer..."

"Miss..."

The two embraced affectionately for a while, and Xiaoju (the white lady) suddenly said shyly: "My lady, I have a secret that I want to share with you."

She touched her belly with a look of maternal love, it was obvious that he was pregnant.Qin Chu suddenly didn't act according to the script, and said sincerely, "Since it's a secret, please keep it secret and don't tell others casually."

"puff"

Xiaoju broke his skills and couldn't help laughing, and the audience around him, including the audience, also laughed heartily.

"I found out that this is Qin Chu, he is a talent, and he makes jokes all the time."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, ouch, it's really uncomfortable."

"Qin Chu is a talent, but it's a pity in the entertainment industry."

"Thousands of blood letters request brother to debut soon, we love you, okay?"

"Another foot-picking man, vomit..."

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Xiaoju slapped him a little shyly, adjusted her state, and said, "Officer, I'm pregnant."

Qin Chu looked horrified and said, "What? You're actually pregnant."

"Well, yes, officer." Xiao bowed his head and said.

As a result, Qin Chu said, "Is it my seed?"

Ju Jingyi: "..."

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