My portable world of mixed farmers

Chapter 336 No more birthday presents! ! !

In the end, Dong Shanhe took the five people into the space, dug a large pit of tens of meters and buried them.

Apart from the fact that Dong Shanhe really disliked Fusang people, Dong Shanhe actually wanted to give other people a bad impression, so why not come here for a stroll, no, don't come here if you have something to do.

As long as there is a first time, there will be a second time. Dong Shanhe doesn't feel much about killing people now, unlike the first time, he still has some guilt.

"Call work, go home!" Dong Shanhe trotted all the way, walking on the ground between the mountains and forests, and soon returned home.

When he got home, Dong Shanhe saw that Liu Miaomiao was sitting on the sofa, and knew that things were going to be bad.

"Why are you awake again?" Dong Shanhe asked embarrassedly.

"If I hadn't woken up, I wouldn't know what good deed you did? Say, what did you do? Did you steal someone?" Dong Shanhe stared angrily, wishing to hang Dong Shanhe up and torture him.

"Heaven and earth conscience, I, Dong Shanhe, am not that kind of person. How could I steal someone? Absolutely not." Dong Shanhe quickly assured that if his wife suspected him of stealing someone, he would be wronged. die.

"Who are you? I still don't know. It's not that I don't know the fusang action movies in your computer. You have downloaded so many, can you watch it? 30T!" Dong Shanhe really wanted to hide his face and run away. Liu Miaomiao had dug out just such a small secret of myself, and it seemed that I had no place to hide my private money in the future.

"Daughter-in-law, how do you know? I never told you." Dong Shanhe came to Liu Miaomiao's artifact with a cheeky smile, and asked with his arms around her.

"Don't worry about how I know, tell me, what did you do just now? If you can't say anything, then you go to sleep outside." Liu Miaomiao pointed, and Dong Shanhe immediately pulled her hand, "How can it be, I really went out to do something, and I definitely didn't steal anyone. You see, my car is not driving. This is the wilderness. There is no one except the two of us. Where can I steal it?" People go?" Heaven and earth conscience, I was really wronged.

"Then who would know where you went?" Liu Miaomiao still didn't believe Dong Shanhe.

"If you didn't steal people, why didn't you tell me what you did just now?" Liu Miaomiao was almost fooled by Dong Shanhe, and soon thought of the essence of the matter.

"Uh, this thing is like this." Dong Shanhe immediately told what he had just encountered.

"You said someone wanted to come here to steal the black dragon fish?" Liu Miaomiao asked in surprise.

"It's just here to steal the black dragon fish, otherwise I wouldn't go out in the middle of the night, you see my clothes are all wet." Dong Shanhe said and pointed to his clothes.

Although the clothes that swam in the reservoir had dried in the shade, the marks of water stains were very clear.

"Oh, then did you catch those thieves who stole the fish?" Liu Miaomiao asked again.

"No, those people ran too fast, and they sneaked over from the opposite side of the reservoir. When I got there, I didn't know where they went." Dong Shanhe decided to spit on his wife. Lie, you must not reveal the murder of yourself, you can do dirty things, but your daughter-in-law must not be contaminated by any bad things.

"Didn't you usually brag about how powerful you are? Why haven't you caught even a small thief?" Liu Miaomiao heard Dong Shanhe say this, and didn't ask carefully, but said gloatingly.

"You can just gloat, I'm not a superman, I can do everything." Although he is very powerful, compared with Superman, Dong Shanhe feels that he is still far behind.

"Then you don't usually brag!" Liu Miaomiao stood up and patted her buttocks and walked to the bedroom.

Seeing his daughter-in-law walk into the bedroom, he breathed a sigh of relief, and he had escaped this hurdle.

Undressed, Dong Shanhe took a shower, and then got into the bed I started to sleep.

"Husband, husband, get up quickly." When Dong Shanhe was drowsy, he was shaken awake by Liu Miaomiao.

"What's the matter, daughter-in-law?" Dong Shanhe asked while half asleep and half awake.

"Husband, today is my birthday, get up quickly, hurry up, I want to eat something delicious today." Liu Miaomiao had already put on her clothes, sat on the bed and looked at Dong Shanhe.

Dong Shanhe took out his mobile phone from under the pillow and looked, "Daughter-in-law, it's only five o'clock, and the sun hasn't come out yet. What are you doing up so early to delay your meal? Let me sleep for a while, just for a while." Dong Shanhe wants to sleep for a while even if he says anything.

Sleeping late in the morning is Dong Shanhe's favorite thing to do, but Liu Miaomiao messed up this sweet dream today.

"I don't care, today is my birthday, you must listen to me." Liu Miaomiao cried and made trouble and acted like a baby. Dong Shanhe couldn't sleep peacefully at all, so he could only get up.

"Okay, okay, I'll get up now!" Dong Shanhe put on his clothes and hurriedly fled the room.

"Husband, what gift are you going to give me today?" Dong Shanhe stood on the dam, and before he started exercising, Liu Miaomiao followed him out.

"Can you not follow me, I've already woken up, besides, it's only five o'clock, are you so hungry?" Dong Shanhe said dumbfounded.

"I don't care. Let's see what gift you gave me today. I don't want any astronomical telescope." Liu Miaomiao snorted. Yesterday, she vaguely heard what kind of astronomical telescope Dong Shanhe was going to give her. What is it? ghost?

"Okay, okay, promise not to send an astronomical telescope, let me think about what gift to give you." Dong Shanhe replied quickly.

After hearing Dong Shanhe's assurance, Liu Miaomiao turned and walked towards the house, leaving only Dong Shanhe standing on the dam blowing the east wind.

"I really saw a ghost!" Dong Shanhe felt that he had a headache now, what kind of gift would he give his daughter-in-law?He really couldn't figure it out.

"Why don't you give gifts?" Dong Shanhe suddenly thought of an idea, but he quickly forgot it. If he really didn't give gifts, he would have to be eaten by Liu Miaomiao!
"Men, why is it so difficult!" Women, why is it so difficult to guess your thoughts!

Dong Shanhe walked down the dam after the east wind blew for a while, and began today's extremely happy and painful day.

"It's my daughter-in-law's birthday today. If it's okay, don't bother me! If anyone disturbs me, I will definitely block you!" Dong Shanhe posted a Weibo, saying viciously.

Today is the two-person world of myself and my daughter-in-law, even my son has to stand aside.

(End of this chapter)