My portable world of mixed farmers

Chapter 393 Come on, come fuck me! ! !
"Little brother, what are you doing?" Just as Dong Shanhe was showing off his golden sculpture, He Yu walked over from nowhere.

But when she saw the golden eagle on Dong Shanhe's shoulder, she immediately changed into a different look, she was so stunned that she didn't know what to say.

"How about my sister, how about my golden eagle? Isn't it very big!" Dong Shanhe said to Heyu while pointing to the golden eagle on his shoulder.

"Big, very big!" Heyu said in a panic, and Dang regretted it after he finished speaking.

"Of course my sculpture is too big!" Dong Shanhe laughed happily after speaking, but Heyu who was opposite gave him a supercilious look.

"What's your expression? Roll your eyes again, believe it or not, I'll beat you until your ass blooms?" Dong Shanhe threatened Heyu.

"Come on, come on!" Heyu said nonchalantly with her chest straightened out, but Dong Shanhe saw that the chest was really fleshy.

"It's okay, at least there are two taels of meat, so I reluctantly accept it, then you go wash it for nothing, and wait for me on the bed." After Dong Shanhe finished speaking, he went straight to Xu Lin and others on the opposite side .

"You bastard!" Heyu couldn't be more angry, it was the first time in his life that he met such a rude man as Dong Shanhe.

Thinking of this, Heyu couldn't bear it anymore, took off the high heels under his feet and threw them at Dong Shanhe, but unexpectedly, Dong Shanhe seemed to have eyes behind his back, and the high heels flew past Dong Shanhe in a flash.

"Go to hell!" Heyu took off the other high-heeled shoe and threw it at Dong Shanhe, but this time was the same as the first time, there was no threat to Dong Shanhe at all, and he was easily dodged.

"Sister, don't be so angry. As a part-time doctor, let me tell you, you can easily get wrinkles when you are angry!" Dong Shanhe lowered his head and picked up Heyu's two high-heeled shoes.

Although they are only black high heels, the diamonds embellished on them still let Dong Shanhe see the luxury of these high heels.

Staring at the ten-centimeter-high high-heeled shoes, and looking at Heyu's cheongsam, Dong Shanhe couldn't help but fantasize about Heyu's long legs in black stockings and high-heeled shoes, which he carried on his shoulders. Situation, "What's wrong with me?" Dong Shanhe quickly woke up, and couldn't help thinking about what was wrong with him, why he kept thinking of that place all this time.

"Get out!" He Yu pouted and yelled at Dong Shanhe, then turned around and left. Isn't it just a pair of high heels? If you have something, it's not like you don't have it, so give it to this bastard.

Heyu felt that today was really a bad day for him. How could he meet Dong Shanhe, who made him angry several times. Heyu felt that he would lose at least 2 years of life.

"Go slowly, I won't give it away, welcome to come back next time!" Dong Shanhe shouted to Heyu's back with his high heels in his hands.

Heyu walked forward with one foot deep and one foot shallow. After hearing Dong Shanhe's words, she couldn't help but staggered, but she held back, raised her head and walked away silently.

"Brother Dong, you are so amazing! I admire you!" After Heyu left, Li Xiang said to Dong Shanhe, Dong Shanhe saw clearly the envious look on his face.

"Brother Dong, can you teach me two tricks, I want to pick up girls too!"

"That's right, brother Dong, you have to tell me how you flirted with Heyu like this but didn't get punished?"

A group of bastards surrounded Dong Shanhe and refused to let him go. Dong Shanhe must tell what kind of ability he has to drive Heyu away.

"Hehe, I can not only drive her away in anger, but also make her cry in anger. If she comes again, I will send her to bed!" People are like their own students, they are old drivers, teaching them their own life experience.

"She and Yu are just a woman, what's the big deal, when have we men been afraid of women, so you are all cowards, how can a woman be so scared." Dong Shanhe saw that everyone was silent The voice thought that they had heard it in their hearts, and then said again.

"Next time, let me teach you well. Don't think that if you have money, a car, and a father, you can find a beautiful woman. It is true that she is a beautiful woman, but it is just a beautiful appearance. Maybe it is all plastic surgery. Really. If you are a high-quality beauty with ability and temperament, your things will not work, so you must learn from me in the future, and if she dares to come again later, I will teach you on the spot!" Looking at the long and silent crowd , Dong Shanhe was satisfied, feeling that he was so good that even Xu Lin was dumbfounded by his life experience.

But soon Dong Shanhe felt something was wrong, he had already stopped for a minute, why did this group of guys still not speak.

"Li Xiang, why are you blinking? Just say what you want!" Dong Shanhe asked puzzledly when he saw Li Xiang blinking at him constantly.

"Brother Dong, behind you!" Li Xiang hesitated to speak, and then pointed to Dong Shanhe's back.

Dong Shanhe turned around and saw that there was a beautiful and outrageous woman standing behind him, "Why are you here again!"

The person who came was He Yu who was easy to talk about just now, but seeing her frosty face, Dong Shanhe knew that she had heard what he said just now.

"Didn't you just say you were going to get me into bed? Come on!" He Yu said to Dong Shanhe nonchalantly.

"Hehe, I'm talking nonsense, don't take it seriously!" Dong Shanhe laughed awkwardly, and then saw that the group of bastards behind him had already retreated a certain distance.

"These bastards, why didn't you remind me earlier!" Dong Shanhe couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"Didn't you just say that they are all cowards? I think you are also cowards. Come on, my mother doesn't ask you for money, you can go if you have the ability. What are you cowards? Don't be cowards when you are a man!" Hearing Heyu's voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile, Dong Shanhe endured and endured in his heart.

There is no way, who told me that I said these words just now, but they were all bragging, why did you take it seriously?Dong Shanhe really wanted to tell Heyu, he was bragging just now, why are you so serious?
"Oh, I'm so cowardly, if you are cowardly, please apologize to me quickly, otherwise I don't mind promoting it for you." He Yu said to Dong Shanhe with a smile, as if Dong Shanhe was determined.

"What did you say? Why should I apologize to you?" Dong Shanhe asked knowingly.

"Ask yourself, but I admire you. You have a thick skin. What you said just now is considered fart in a blink of an eye. I really admire that." Hearing Heyu's sarcasm, Dong Shanhe rolled his eyes.

It's fine if I don't fight with you anymore, you can say whatever you want, anyway, I will leave the imperial capital after the transaction tomorrow, and I won't come back if I have nothing to do.

As Dong Shanhe walked forward, a gap was suddenly opened in the crowd for Dong Shanhe to pass through.

"Don't go, just admit it, what you said just now is so loud, why don't you say a word now?" Heyu shouted at Dong Shanhe from behind.

"I'm a good man and don't fight with women. I still have my own business." Dong Shanhe replied immediately without turning around, and then raised his arm, "Go back!" After Dong Shanhe said the golden eagle, he flew into the sky.

After releasing the golden eagle in front of everyone, Dong Shanhe turned around, "Why, do you really want to compete with me?" Dong Shanhe stared at Heyu and asked seriously.

"Come here, whoever is afraid, don't take it as a fart if you have the ability to say it." Just now Heyu had gone back and asked someone to investigate Dong Shanhe's information, and he was shocked when he saw it.

Dong Shanhe turned out to be such a person, which made Heyu admire him, but as a woman, Heyu would act like a spoiled child and a rascal just like other women.

"Come as soon as you come, come and see!" Dong Shanhe immediately agreed, and then asked the bastards behind him.

"Come, come." "No, no." "I want to go home, you can play!" "Can I call my friends to watch?" There were more than a dozen voices from the crowd.

"Let's go, how do you want to play?" Dong Shanhe walked to Heyu's side and asked softly.

"Let's go, let's go back to drink and see who gets drunk first!" He Yu pointed to the room, turned and left.

When Dong Shanhe walked into the room, he saw that the table was full of baijiu, all of which were 52° Moutai.

"Do you dare to compete in drinking with me?" He Yu asked, pointing to the baijiu.

"Come as soon as you come, who is afraid of whom, what should you do if you are ready to lose?" Dong Shanhe felt that the villain should be the first, and then the gentleman, don't let someone deny it when you lose.

"If anyone loses, the other party will take him away and deal with him casually, how about it?" He Yu also went all out, and she didn't believe that Dong Shanhe could drink more than her.

Heyu is very confident in his drinking ability, three bottles of two bottles of liquor are like drinking water, "No problem, then come!" Dong Shanhe immediately agreed.

What did Dong Shanhe think it was?It turns out that it is better than drinking, so I am afraid of this?Since his body has evolved, Dong Shanhe has been completely immune to drinking. Baijiu is as bland as plain water in his mouth, and he is fine after drinking three or five bottles.

"Brother Dong, you better not compare!" Li Xiang said to Dong Shanhe with a distressed expression on his face.

"Li Xiang, do you have a lot of courage, do you think I can't beat you or dare not beat you? Does it feel like a taste of the past." He Yu pointed at Li Xiang angrily.

"Don't dare, you come here!" Li Xiang was as obedient as a rabbit inside.

Dong Shanhe was rather shocked. Li Xiang's life experience was able to scare him into such a state, which shows that Heyu's life experience is absolutely extraordinary, but Dong Shanhe has never asked other people what Heyu's background is?
"Come on!" Dong Shanhe unscrewed a bottle of Moutai wine, opened his mouth and gulped it dry, leaving not a drop.

Everyone who watched this was stunned, and there is such an operation?There is also this kind of gameplay?Is this drinking or water?

Not to mention these people, even Heyu looked at Dong Shanhe with admiration, and even had a vague premonition in his heart, and then Heyu put this worry behind him, isn't it just drinking, so far he has Neither met an opponent.

"I'm coming too!" Heyu unscrewed a bottle of Moutai, imitating Dong Shanhe's example, and did it with his head held high.

Dong Shanhe didn't look at drinking with Yu, but stared at her slender jade neck, white skin, and the towering mountain.

When He Yu put down the wine bottle after drinking a bottle of white wine, and when he saw Dong Shanhe staring at his chest, he almost couldn't help but want to pick up the wine bottle to talk about it.

I am really mad at myself, I have never encountered such a rascal, and Heyu thinks that after going back tomorrow, he must stay at home for a few days to get rid of bad luck.

"It's over, isn't it!" Dong Shanhe praised, then unscrewed a bottle again, and drank it down, this time even faster than the first bottle.

He Yu didn't dare to lag behind, so he unscrewed the wine bottle and finished the bottle.

The two went back and forth like this, and drank six bottles of Moutai in a row, but in the eyes of others, this time it was probably Dong Shanhe, a scum that came out of nowhere, who won, because at this moment Dong Shanhe's complexion didn't change at all, and he spoke very clearly, while Heyu was a little flustered now, and his speech was not as sharp as before.

"You'd better admit defeat. If you admit defeat, I will do what I have to do whenever this happens." Dong Shanhe watched Heyu drink a lot and was about to get drunk, he couldn't bear to say.

Although he took advantage of his flamboyance, in this case, Heyu had no advantage to take advantage of. After all, drinking hurts his health. If something happened to him if he drank too much, Dong Shanhe would not be able to escape.

"I didn't lose, how could I admit defeat? If you feel like admitting defeat, just say so, and then you can just apologize to me." He Yu's voice at the moment already has a Taiwanese accent.

"Okay, then come again!"

Immediately afterwards, the two drank two more bottles, this time Heyu finally couldn't drink any more, and sat motionless on the chair.

Even if Heyu still has the capacity to drink, but with such a big stomach, no one can drink ten bottles of pure water in one go, after all, even drinking water will overwhelm you.

"Okay, you lost!" Dong Shanhe said to Heyu who was sitting on the chair with blurred eyes, and then turned to leave.

"Stop!" He Yu pointed at Dong Shanhe and said coquettishly.

"What's the matter?" Dong Shanhe turned around and asked.

"You all get the hell out of here, I have something to say." He Yu waved his big hand and said to the other melon eaters.

Immediately, more than 20 people scattered like birds and beasts, leaving only Dong Shanhe standing in front of Heyu.

"Come on, come here!" Heyu pointed at Dong Shanhe in a daze.

"I'm not coming. You're already drunk. I think you should rest. I'll go back first. Don't worry, today's bet will be void."

"What? I've lost, don't you have the guts to dispose of me casually? Am I not pretty?" Heyu said angrily.

"No, no, you are very beautiful, but I haven't figured out what to do with you, so forget it." Before Dong Shanhe could finish speaking, He Yu stood up and unbuttoned his clothes.

Looking at Bai Huahua's body, Dong Shanhe swallowed, "Come on, come on me!"

(End of this chapter)