My portable world of mixed farmers

Chapter 399 You gave me the ticket before coming! ! !

"It's dawn again!" When Dong Shanhe woke up in the morning, it was already past ten o'clock.

"How did I sleep until this time?" Dong Shanhe woke up and looked at the time, but he didn't know how he slept until this time.

"Don't think about it, let's get up and cook!" It's past ten o'clock, and his wife and children must be hungry, Dong Shanhe's biggest task now is to cook.

Sure enough, when Dong Shanhe got up, he saw Liu Miaomiao sitting on the sofa watching TV, holding his son in his arms.

When the little guy saw Dong Shanhe, he babbled and stretched out his hand to let Dong Shanhe hug him, "You little bastard, mother loves you for nothing." Liu Miaomiao patted Dong Zhiyuan lightly, as if angry talking.

"What's the matter, why are you beating your son?" Dong Shanhe asked puzzled.

"It's not all about you, I hugged him just now, and he was lying in my arms safely, but as soon as I saw you coming out, I wanted to let you hug me. I've been holding him for half a day. "

It turned out that the daughter-in-law was jealous, but it was difficult to give Dong Shanhe a discount. Who made his son so young, even if I wanted to make him change his mind, I couldn't do it.

"Okay, okay, you are such an old man, and you are still jealous with your son, you are watching TV at home, I will go outside to watch." Dong Shanhe thinks that it is only ten o'clock and there is still a while before lunch. Leave the room and walk out the door.

"Be careful, it's hot outside!" Dong Shanhe received a call from Zhang Xiaodong just as he walked out the door.

"What's the matter, old man, why did you remember to call me? I have already agreed that I will give you two catties after my tea is roasted." Dong Shanhe thought that Zhang Xiaodong called himself to ask for tea. What about?
"Second brother, haven't you read the news on the Internet?" Zhang Xiaodong on the other end of the sentence almost asked.

"What do I know, I just woke up, tell me if you have anything, I don't want to guess." Dong Shanhe said to Zhang Xiaodong straightforwardly, he didn't have time to guess and didn't want to guess.

"Let me tell you, there is actually a huge fish in your reservoir, and it has been seen, filmed and posted on the Internet. I guess it won't be long before some reporters go back to your place. By then, you can Be careful!" Dong Shanhe knew what was going on when he heard Zhang Xiaodong say that, but it doesn't matter, Dong Shanhe had already thought of this when he got the big fish out of the space yesterday, and even today No one sees that Dong Shanhe will make a big news on his own, and he will also shoot a video and put it on the Internet. Now that someone has helped him, he should thank him well!
But Dong Shanhe definitely wouldn't say that in front of his face, and of course he had to act as if he didn't know, "What? Big fish, what big fish? Why don't I know?" Dong Shanhe pretended to be surprised.

"I'll send you a link in a while, you'll find out after looking at it." Zhang Xiaodong hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

"Your sister, why do you have so much time?" Is it okay to go to work today, where does Zhang Xiaodong have the time to surf the Internet all day?
But if you think about Zhang Xiaodong as a civil servant, you can know some of the reasons, but what does it have to do with him.

Soon Zhang Xiaodong sent the video link to his penguin. Dong Shanhe clicked on it and saw that the video was not long, and it lasted less than 20 seconds to 30 seconds. From the beginning to the end, it was the appearance of a big fish on the water. At the end of the video, the big fish re-entered the water and disappeared.

Originally, this was a microblog of unknown origin, but now this microblog is growing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

What we want these days is eyeball news. Dong Shanhe knows who the owner of this video is without thinking about it. The left and right are just construction workers working on the mountain, maybe those few young construction workers, like those 50-[-]-year-olds. It's impossible for a guy to post on Weibo.

Dong Shanhe forwarded it immediately, but he didn't add any text. This news still needs to be fermented. You can't just say it's your own reservoir!The traces of the hype are too obvious.

"666, this big fish is really big!"

"I think this big fish weighs at least several tons. You can see that it is at least seven or eight meters long. I wonder if it is a mutated creature?"

"Maybe it's the dragon fish. It is said that the carp will become very big when it transforms into a dragon."

"Upstairs, how do you know it's a carp? What if it's a big herring? How can a carp be so big?"

"That's right, I said it was a whale!"

"You guys, pattern, how can there be such a big freshwater fish? Simply put, it is at least seven or eight meters long. There will never be such a long freshwater fish. I think it is the most likely to be a show. Don't forget Loch Ness Incident."

After some guessing by the host, the comments became colorful, and there were all kinds of comments. Some said it was carp, some said it was other unknown freshwater fish that had not been discovered, and some said it was ichthyosaur. The remaining descendants, otherwise, why are they so big? As for why they appear in fresh water, fish can climb ashore, so why not fish in the sea become freshwater fish.

Immediately afterwards, no one could convince anyone, and then there was a lot of bullying. If there was no follow-up video, this news would probably become like Loch Ness again.

But Dong Shanhe doesn’t think so. First of all, Loch Ness is just a photo. Here is a video. As long as you are not blind, you will not think that your stuff is fake, but everyone is arguing about what it is and whether it can be separated. Take a closer look.

Not long after, Dong Shanhe saw that the young man posted another video, this time the video was a little longer, more than a minute, and this time it was very clear, especially the big fish jumping from the water When it came out, the entire video screen was enhanced to the peak.

"I estimate that this big fish is at least ten meters long, not seven or eight meters at all."

"I can assure you with my bachelor's degree from Ocean University that this big fish should be a carp, but it is a little different from the common carp we see."

"Hello upstairs, I'm a master's degree from Ocean University, and I'm your senior brother. You didn't learn in vain. This is indeed a carp."

"Upstairs, don't take advantage of me. I just graduated from a bachelor's degree, and I'm not graduating now. I'm your senior brother."

"I'm in the 12th class, which class are you in?"

"You said you are the 12th, you are the 12th, and I am the 11th, junior."

"Hehe, if I said I was in the 10th class, would you be in the 09 class?"

"How can I be such a person?"

The two of them chatted from carp to their school experience back then, who was the tutor, who was the instructor, who was the student council president, and so on.

Most people can tell that this big fish is a carp, but as for this carp, I will soon be so big, these people don't know, but this also aroused their curiosity, why?
With this doubt, everyone wanted to know the story behind this video even more, so a large number of people asked for the address in the comment area.

Dong Shanhe couldn't guess what was going on with that young man, whether he would leak the address, but after waiting for 10 minutes, Dong Shanhe didn't see the blogger's Weibo, so he closed Weibo and replied. room for cooking.

"Cannon, Cannon, please answer when you hear it."

"Cannon Cannon, what are you doing, please answer if you hear it."

In the penguin colony, a dozen or so people are in Aite Dong Shanhe, but they have done useless work. Dong Shanhe turned his mobile phone to silent when he was sleeping, and it has not recovered until now. In addition, the sound of the range hood in the kitchen, Dong Shanhe couldn't feel that someone was surrounding him even more.

When Dong Shanhe was cooking, he saw that there were hundreds of messages from Aite alone, "Why are you so many looking for me?"

When Dong Shanhe bubbled up, the group immediately became lively, "Welcome to the cannon."

"I thought Da Pao wouldn't play with us if he was rich!"

After Dong Shanhe's repeated explanations, everyone believed that Dong Shanhe was indeed cooking and didn't hear it, because Dong Shanhe often posted some scenes of cooking by himself.

"What do you want to ask, hurry up, my meal has just been cooked, and my wife and children haven't eaten yet." Dong Shanhe didn't say that, but he was ridiculed by everyone as soon as he said it.

"Unfortunately, you are still a billionaire, why do you still cook for your wife every day? If I were you, I would go to restaurants every day. Then I would order ten dishes for a meal, and I would eat five or five."

"Da Pao, you have become a wife slave. This is not like you before. You used to be a white dragon with a jade face in the waves. How did you become what you are now?"

"That's right, Cannon, you've fallen!"

Seeing that the people were talking more and more outrageous, Dong Shanhe quickly stopped everyone, "Where are you all, hurry up, if you don't talk about it, I will go to eat." Dong Shanhe said and took a photo.There is no picture and no truth, otherwise these guys would definitely not believe themselves.

"Da Pao, I saw the video you reposted, and I want to know where it is? Is it your reservoir?" Xing Xing asked first.

"Xingju, of course, you forgot that you have already been here once, why did you forget everything so quickly."

"Oh, look at my brain. I'm not busy with the new book. I don't have time to watch the video carefully. It's not enough for you to say that, I look familiar." Xingju clicked on the dead leaves and vegetables by the way.

These two guys also bubbled up to tell everyone that this is indeed Dong Shanhe's reservoir. As for why there are such big fish here, Dong Shanhe can only explain that he doesn't know.

"I'm very interested in this big fish, and I don't know when I can go and have a look." At this time, the fat man just made a fuss.

Fatty was originally a master's graduate from Northwest Agriculture and Forestry University. Of course, his major is veterinary medicine, but he has been interested in these weird things since he was a child, so he was very interested in this big fish after seeing it.

"Okay, I welcome you if you come, but don't forget to bring me some big lobsters."

"I can't afford it for my small body. It costs 38 yuan each. I really can't afford it." The fat man cried poorly.

"Who do you think will believe what you say, and who doesn't know that you are a fat man from Wanding, let alone 38 yuan a piece, even if it's 380 yuan, you can still vomit." Seeing these gay friends besieging him, the fat man had to Get out of the way for a while.

"Ah, ah, if you are interested, come here, you know the address, if you don't know, go to the group, I have written the address, as long as you come, I welcome, but only in August , because I’m going to the United States next month, and I won’t be at home then.” Dong Shanhe welcomed every gay friend to come, but he still told his plan for next month.

"Hey, Cannon is really powerful, but can you bring me something back from the United States, Cannon?"

"Yes, yes, it's hard to go to the United States, can you buy some things for me?" Then a dozen people asked. "No problem, think about what you want to buy quickly, tell me at night, or send it to me privately, so I can summarize it, and I will call you when I come back from the United States. Anyway, I have the cell phone numbers of you guys. I also know." This is not Dong Shanhe's good face, it is nothing more than purchasing some things on behalf of others, and I originally planned to buy a business jet this trip, and some of them have space to carry, not to mention the generation gap between a dozen or so people, even if it is It can be brought back tenfold.

"Okay, let's just say that, I still have dinner, and we'll talk at night!" Dong Shanhe's so-called "night talk" is usually after eleven or twelve o'clock when his wife falls asleep, and then he will chat with others. Sometimes I don't have much time to gossip.

After lunch, Dong Shanhe received a call from Smith, "Boss, I have arrived in Shanghai, can you pick me up? I really can't find a place." Smith on the other end of the phone seemed a little anxious.

"Smith, why can't you find a place? Come out of the airport, and then take a bus to Huizhou. The bus from Shanghai to Huizhou will not take long. I can treat you to dinner at night." Dong Shanhe said indifferently .

"Boss, the key is that I can't get out of the terminal." Smith's next sentence almost made Dong Shanhe laugh. Isn't it just a terminal plus a subway plus a high-speed road?
"Then you just ask someone for directions, or you can just take a taxi directly, at worst it will cost you more money." Dong Shanhe said straight to the high-speed Smith.

It's impossible for me to pick him up. I still need time to spend time with my wife and children at home, so I don't have time to pick up Smith.

"Okay boss, I will ask, but you have to reimburse my ticket!"

"Pfft!" "Where did you read Smith's words?" Dong Shanhe was very curious about where Smith saw this classic quote.

"I saw a skit from my seatmate on the plane. It seems to be called a skit?" Smith scratched his head and said uncertainly.

(End of this chapter)